February 1970

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We view with fascination

All the rampant speculation

That a General Election looms anew,

Everybody sits and waits

While J.R. procrastinates

And the hopefuls simply simmer in their stew.

Crosbie (John) is itching

For full power. He s party switching.

He feels the time is ripe to change command.

Rest assured he'll never rue it

If with gumption he'll pursue it

And dedicate himself to Newfoundland.

A curious sort of fellow

J.R.S. just didn't mellow,

Though his years suggest he gracefully retire.

We predict a mass rejection

If he tackles this election

Being burnt so long electors dread the fire.

Rather than fly in a rage

Joe  should be more wise - a sage

Give youth and new ideas one big chance

Then his memoirs he could write

To occupy each day and night

And cover House proceedings as freelance.

Daily News headline: Smallwood faces biggest Opposition in 21 years

It’s a brand new game of checkers, we’re just getting in the groove,

Politicians hit the headlines as they make each subtle move.

Picking out a double corner, so they could move in with ease

Earle and Hickman are ex-Liberals Monday they became P.C.’s.

There were very many rumours that this pair were party switchin’

And the first adverse reaction came from P.C.’s Dr. Kitchen.

House Leader Murphy made it clear these gents would hold no rank

They come in as “Buck Privates” was the quotable quote of Ank.

Not to quote him out of context, he invited them to trade,

He only wished to emphasize no deals were being made.

Mr. Earle in prepared statement, as he outlined his position

Said he moved on invitation from the House’s Opposition.

He felt he could no longer stay with that power-hungry clan

Its members were just robots - dominated by one man.

Then Mr. Hickman came on strong, responsible felt he

For the welfare of the Province. So he chose to go P.C.

This workable alternative to him made so much sense

He chose a viable party - he’s not sitting on the fence.

The moves will come much quicker now, the doubts expressed will be:

“To be Independent Liberal, a P.C. or N.D.P.”

When Messrs Earle and Hickman, who have so much on the ball

Choose to opt out of their party, there’s handwriting on the wall.

If other men of honor cross the House to be set free,

They may be back in Government, but next time as P.C. 

Daily News Headline: Few surprises in Throne Speech

The recent rally of support we gave to our Policemen,

Is evidence they’re held in high esteem

Men of great integrity. High principles they hold.

What is a Policeman? Here’s the theme.

* * * * *

A Policeman is a paradox

He can be gentle to a tottering old lady,

Rough on a belligerent inebriate;

Assuring to a lost child,

Threatening to a loitering vandal.

He is the security lock you never invest in,

The peace of mind you take for granted,

The protector of your children

 The shift worker

The accident preventer.

A Policeman is a Johnny-on-the-spot

The First Aid man,

The Crowd Controller,

The Traffic Director

The improviser.

He is subject to all weathers

He’s got a beat to travel,

Records to keep,

Reports to make

He must be impeccably dressed, alert,

courteous, firm, charitable

open-minded, healthy, self-disciplined.

The essence of versatility he must be:

A counsellor, diplomat, guide, lawyer,

expediter, mediator, soldier, husband and father.

He is the lifeguard of society. 

Daily News Headline: Nuclear raid on Canada would kill 8½-million

Come all you Downtown Shoppers, and listen to my call

The controversy’s on again about the Downtown Mall,

“Ayre’s Limited”, the “London” too, don’t want the Mall this year

While “Arcade Stores” express the thought that it should reappear.

Now here’s where all you shopping folks can make yourselves be heard,

Say if you want the Mall again, or say if it’s absurd,

Help Downtown Development this problem to decide

Right now they can’t make up their mind, for hints they’re open wide.

I’ll pass this on for what it’s worth to help stir up the pot,

Put grass, trees, stalls and islands back, and then what have you got?

A place for strolling, sitting down, that’s easy on the eye,

But that’s for those with time to kill - shoppers come to buy.

Department stores should give this thought, they won’t be out by far

Their customers just really need a place to park the car,

While D.D.C. their thoughts exchange, let’s make the scene complete

To keep your customers downtown, make it a ONE WAY street.

Truck drivers won’t need special hours, deliveries to make

A through street will an asset be, if just for safety’s sake

Patrons riding buses at your doorway will alight

Give first thought to the shopper’s needs and things will come out right

Now if the businesses concerned your wishes want to know

Why not some ballots at each store to mark your “Yes” or “No”

You citizens could then decide about your shopping spree

The best investment Stores could make, provide the Parking - FREE. 

(Set to the air "The Moonshine Can")

Daily News Headline: Plane crash kills 47, Swiss suspect sabotage 

The advent of breathalyser

Has made motorists so much wiser,

But another ‘impaired’ type presents a threat.

You’ll find there’s a new one born

Every frosty winter morn.

Do you recall the last one that you met?

His side windows and the rear

Are frosted over. There’s no care,

He’s just concerned with getting on the road.

He may still be half asleep

But through one small hole he’ll peep

Maneuvering as if he had a “load.”

The gas he’ll bravely step on

As he drives his lethal weapon

But he surely is a hazard on the street.

Many children have been scared

By motorists driving thus impaired.

Make sure your line of vision is complete! 

Daily News Headline: (Two non-confidence motions moved) JRS survives one, faces other today

Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do

It’s festival time, and away we go!

Fumbling fingers on ivory keys

Their owners mouthing the one-two-three’s

Bashful boys playing sax or flute

Their idiosyncrasies making them cute.

Pretty girls in their newest togs

Stepping from pages of catalogs.

Attentive mothers forget the norm

And take time to watch ‘theirs’ perform.

Adjudicators, their help and such

Find the days too short, they must do so much.

Teachers, Sisters, Directors et al

Giving their all to this musicale.

Deserving talent, awards at stake

With all their hearts, best efforts make.

To encourage adults a special goal

Competition is keen for the prized Rose Bowl.

To all participants, come on strong

Whether instrument playing or singing a song.

Donors of trophies, and money too

Encourage the talent of each of you.

To Kiwanis who started it all, we say

Twenty worthwhile years - To you a bouquet

Daily News Headline: (Non-confidence motion remains undecided) Joey, Earle clash in debate

We’ll do without another mill

The moonshine type won’t need his still

Shortly we will get our fill

Of beer in “cans” from Stephenville.

(Refrain) Hey do and down the spout

Canned beer quite soon no doubt

So from the rooftops about

Beer bottles must go out.

It’s imminent, we’re not sure when

Atlantic may start up again,

The trade name would be “Uncle Ben”

And beer could drop in prices then

Refrain

Mr. Ginter from B.C.

Is looking at his money tree

To invest in this industry

He’d like it to be more debt-free.

Our Government said welcome here

There’s room for people canning beer

Your sales will flourish, never fear

Especially if it’s not so dear

Refrain

One last word from the Ginter gent

Who in this trade is quite content

A stronger beer he will present

This one will be ten percent.

Refrain

Like all who our fair Province choose

He’ll make a deal where he can’t lose

So pass along this cheerful news

A break is coming - cheaper booze.  

Daily News Headline: Price mill may close

They stand out in all weathers; boys and girls from every school

Their “stop” signs and their “holding” bars in hand,

Motorists acknowledge them and know this needful chore

is meaningful: these kids are in command.

At their school intersections, they strategically are placed

And safety-wise fill an important role,

Quite responsible are they, as fellow students they assist,

Hats off to our youthful School Patrol. 

As I was walking down the street, I glanced toward a shop

The sight was fascinating, so I simply had to stop

Ladies sat in silence, many colors did they view

They seemed intent on watching, so with others I looked too.

The pattern was irregular, but nothing too involved

If one machine stopped working, for a dime ‘twould be resolved,

One lady jumped up quickly, smiled at all in friendly pose

The place, of course - a laundromat, and ladies drying clothes.  

NOTE: Both "School Patrol" and "The Passing Scene" were published on the same day since each was individually short.

Daily News Headline: Non-confidence motion lost

When the house is sitting nightly, seats are filled - it’s no pretense

And the Premier is orating to the captive audience

As they left the elevator, people stood three-deep to peer

Until “Step back from the door sir” would be whispered in one’s ear.

D.P.W. Security, silver buttons, blue serge suit

As they cleared the various exits seemed more nervous than astute,

While inside there was some cross-play, people snickered, but too loud

The Speaker ruled out demonstrations, warned that he may clear the crowd.

If to laugh is demonstrating, then, to die is just a rumour,

Having lost all else to taxes, must we lose our sense of humour?

Here’s the rub! The Premier stood, of horse and buggy days he spoke

And his cabinet and back benchers laughed quite heartily at his joke.

There is need for House decorum, but when things are said in jest

It is natural to snicker, environment keeps it suppressed.

It’s a break from monologuing; those inclined to doze, awake,

And when Come-By-Chance is mentioned, they remember what’s at stake.

When the Premier is speaking, his involvement is complete

With raised hands gesticulating and his left foot on his seat;

Articulate and quite dynamic, he puts in his day’s P.T.

Unparalleled his showman’s talents from this province to B.C.

Daily News Headline: “Sleet causes $1-million damage”

The Frenchmen may treasure their poodle

And soup folks go ape o’er the noodle

But lay all your yen

On our Cabinet men

For they are the experts at doodle.

A camera would capture the picture

And show you the very ones which are

At doodling sedate

As J.R. in debate

Expounded on how they’d get richer.

The House senior citizen’s section

Warrants at least introspection

One Honourable gent

Feels his time is well spent

As sales coupons he adds - no objection.

Those with blank sheets are the stumpers,

Unlike J.R. they are not jumpers,

But they have a role

Each dear body and soul

At least they excel as Desk thumpers.

Daily News Headline: “JRS defends DREE, Shaheen in three-hour House address”

Don’t be surprised some morning, when all other schemes they’ve tried

That two leading powers in politics will run this classified. 

WANTED: New P.C. Leader, one with daring, depth, and dash

Who’s inspiring, dedicated, quick to act but not too rash

He needs built-in shock absorbers, lest the Liberal party fall

For o’er night he could be Premier, so he must be on the ball.

He must have keenness, foresight, and business acumen too

And heed high-priced advisors, in the interest of you.

We do not need a hero, who’ll be a flash in the pan,

But a healthy, youthful, vigorous, truthful, sincere, honest man. 

WANTED: By the Liberal Party, one whose home is Newfoundland

Who can rescue us from failure, who’s prepared to take command

Should be youthful, not too young though, ‘cause experience teaches well,

With some economic background, and a head not prone to swell.

A nucleus he must be, ‘round which Government evolves

To work with all his ministers, and with them our problems solve,

His C.B. Rating must be good, his personal dossier clear,

He must have credibility, and a dislike for ‘hot air’.

Daily News Headline: “Industrialize or Perish - JRS

E-means Education Week, endorsed by those who teach

D-debates, discussions, the development of speech

U-useful undertakings, understanding those who reach.

C-could be conformity, convention, composition,

A-astuteness, artistry, apprenticeship, ambition.

T-for thinking, training, theory, tests for competition.

I-implies intelligence, incentive, institution

O-for opportunity, oration (elocution)

N-the need to learn of nature, science, air pollution.

W-for wisdom, will-power, all that is worthwhile

E-for extra efforts, essays that excel in style

E-earmarks the earning power, that some set as their goal

K-knowledge for the asking - the enrichment of the soul.

Daily News Headline: Opposition tests gov’t on Auditor General’s report

May we now expect confessions

That there are four oil concessions?

It seems that there’s a glimmer in the dark.

Leave it up to John C. Doyle

This natural beauty spot to spoil

In our ever-controversial Bonne Bay Park.

In his speech last Wednesday night

Premier Smallwood got uptight

And several times came slowly to a boil,

We could not that night suspect

But now we see in retrospect

Why he kept alluding to “Oil, oil and still more Oil”.

For us ‘twould be too rational

To choose a park site (national)

And tourists with their spending money lure,

Instead we go big league

With our behind-the-scenes intrigue

And on Nature lovers slowly close the door.

Daily News Headline: “Roberts, Wells duel in House”

Bus fares are up. It’s no surprise.

We’re all so apt to criticize

But we should stop to realize

It is a costly enterprise.

Mayor Bill said what he meant

He didn’t try to circumvent

Knowing there’d be much dissent

If once again he overspent.

Reducing staff is rather grave

Low income patrons too will rave

Councillor Wyatt made a wave

But think, two hundred grand we’ll save.

To shortened hours some will object

And others will the routes object

But somehow one can’t but suspect

Long range there’ll be a good effect.

Daily News Headline: Peddle backs gov’t into corner on transport committee’s report

There’s an accident waiting to happen, at Kenna’s and King’s Bridge ‘twill be seen

When the Cove Road proceed light is given, the Boulevard cars get the green,

A ‘head-on’ collision is brewing, many motorists this have revealed

Before its’ too late, change the phasing - at least have a Boulevard ‘yield’.

Pennywell at Cookstown is another, and it’s really quite simple to lick

Since no lights are at this intersection, let a ‘stop’ or ‘yield’ sign do the trick,

Most motorists know those and some others, the traffic patrol must know more

Let’s remember the ounce of prevention is well worth the poundful of cure.

Then too, many drivers are thoughtless and pedestrians walkways ignore,

Some without even pulling to curbside, offload people or pick up more,

Some forget all about signals, only resulting in strife

Drive defensively, think about others, it is after all a good life.

Daily News Headline: Seals will destroy fishery charge Moores & Abbott

A third rail is now suggested to us

By none other than Honourable P.J. Lewis

Standard tracks, no less - but when C.N.

Removed passenger trains - where was he then?

A cool 30 million would handle the task

And eliminate change-outs at Port aux Basques

There would be no delay switching cars from the ferry,

“The impact can be ... revolutionary.”

News media, he felt, didn’t treat them fair

Of the interesting things people weren’t aware

This statement’s puzzling, or doesn’t he know

Newfoundland now has its own P.R.O.

Standard gauge traffic on our terrain

Could reinstate passenger trains again

We must “grow” said he, we won’t look back

We’re a little late getting the ‘inside’ track.

Daily News Headline: Moores announces he will run

At Curling students of Cabrini High

Held a conference and felt they would try

To learn why drugs appeal

And how with them to deal

To be better prepared by and by.

If perhaps you have some hesitation

In starting up a conversation

Don’t ruffle a feather

Just mention the weather

Sometimes it’s a real education.

***

Mark one up for the Government faction

As the Ginter affair gets attraction

They have proved once again

How they cotton to men

Who excel in deplorable action.

Tommy Douglas in true Leader fashion

At the Trudeau regime is still lashin’

He also threw bricks

At our own politics

But whatever happened to Cashin?

Daily News Headline: DREE aid to eight areas

Elections! Elections! They’re now under way,

Not provincial of course, they’re deferred until May,

But there’ll be major changes, and hopefully wise

The St. John’s R.C. School Board will reorganize.

Parents now are quite vocal, their views must be heard

They felt some appointments were almost absurd

Each parish has staff, Voters cards to prepare

Which should be picked up quickly if folks really care.

Strangely enough those the loudest to grumble

When it comes to a showdown make scarcely a rumble

If they really want action, here’s all they must do

Pick up voting cards now, Vote on March twenty-two.

Daily News Headline: Budget hits at inflation

Where, oh where has our Premier gone

Oh where, oh where can he be

He can now be seen, with John M. Shaheen

Skipping around gay “Paree”.

Why, oh why did he close the House

With so much left to decide

He thought he’d call on his peer DeGaulle

And learn how he swallowed his pride.

Who, oh who did he take with him

“Eddie Boy” to open the doors

L.R.’s trip was due, Rowe’s and John Nolan’s too

And last but not least Alec Moores.

What, oh what will be gained by this

What benefits will accrue

Not too sure my duck, but with slightest luck

Its a step towards Joey’s ‘adieu’.

When, oh when will they all return

To once again play charade

It’s quite a mess, but we’ll safely guess

When election plans have been made.

Daily News Headline: Anti-Canada feelings high after students sentenced in Montreal

The Top o’ the Mornin! Begorra ‘tis here

The day for the Irish to drink up his beer

There’s smilin’ and laughin’ and dancin’ galore

And music, and concerts, all kinds of folklore.

One time ‘twas a break in the middle of Lent

For a full forty days everyone would repent

But things changed so much that the ‘divil’ himself

Feels bad about Paddy being put on the shelf.

One act plays were in vogue, all the halls would be packed

Arthur Jackman, Fred Murphy, these names filter back

The Jardines, Nora Walsh, Leo Hynes in those days

O’Grady, J.J., and untiring Kay Hayes.

With accordian music, some fiddles and flutes

People danced ‘round the clock jumpin’ out of their boots

With no inhibitions, all had a good time

Not being part of the fun would be almost a crime.

Songs from the ‘auld sod’ would be part of the day

Riv Redmond, Bob Murphy would sing of Galway

Max Connolly, Jim Hennessey, the Scurrys were there

Mike Fewer’s parodies we’d be waitin’ to hear.

‘Tis all changin’ now, that’s a bit of a shame

Although B.I.S. still promote Paddy’s name

There is something special in wearin’ the Green

To the “Irish” we say: “Happy March Seventeen”.

Daily News Headline: Violence flares in postal strike

Why must we be so dirty,

Have we lost our civic pride,

Or are we just embarking,

On a social suicide.

Motorists on the highway,

Throw out bottles, cans and such,

Take along a litter bag,

That’s not asking much.

The last weed being lighted,

Smokers throw the pack away,

There’ll be wrappers, tissues added,

As some more pass by that day.

Yet trash cans are all around us,

And by walking few more feet,

We would throw our junk into them,

Helping keep our city neat.

Springtime quickly is approaching,

Here’s a chance to start anew,

As just one, you do your portion,

Each in turn will follow through.

Daily News Headline: (In My Lai affair) More Officers charged

The need to have St. Christopher is everyday more graphic,

At least when one becomes a part of local highway traffic,

Trans-Canada’s confusion puts a prayer on every lip,

We need a guide like Christopher to help us make the trip.

“Slower traffic - keep right” signs - just how does one react,

If they read “Use discretion” they would have as much impact,

Who decides who’s slower, or who’ll step on the gas,

Sometimes those in the inside lanes the outside drivers pass.

Careless driving habits pose a threat on every curve,

Long drives across the province take a little bit of nerve,

Some impatient drivers burn the rubber, think it’s clever,

St. Christopher we need you now, perhaps much more than ever.

Daily News Headline: “Parliament takes over”

March twenty-first, the vernal equinox,

When Nature find it taxing to suppress,

The life that stirs within, and ripening now,

Impatiently, can’t wait to effervesce.

With beauty unsurpassed in Nature pregnant.

Deciduous sleeping trees are now aroused -

The pulse of life beats faster in their branches,

Music floats from nooks where birds are housed.

The fresh blood of the winter’s melted snow,

Into the streams and rivers is transfused,

All things that were coerced by winter’s hand,

Knows it is lifted, and that they are loosed.

Each day brings with it extra hours of light,

That we may better view this splendrous thing,

Flowers, birds and beasts now sing in happy chorus

Each, in its own way, welcomes in the Spring.

Daily News Headline: Air Canada going the way of the Bullet? Peddle, McGrath want investigation.

How are you feeling this morning? Groggy perhaps, need more sleep?

For openers here is a quickie. What is meant when we say Model Sweep?

‘Twas synonymous once with the sealing, and as men headed out to the floes,

There were tickets sold all through the city, phantom fleets with their phantom cargoes.

First arrival, the catch; other figures to the holder would bring ready dough

On each ticket one black or red letter, for example the red letter “O”.

On reverse side a section of vessel, when matched up, was worth so much bread.

In the meanwhile brave men in the hundreds onto the icefield would pour,

Each patch would be quickly diminished, they’d move on quite quickly for more,

Competition to be first arrival was good for the men and their skippers

With a popular vote from the public to the first one to bring in the flippers.

In recent years interest is waning, only two ships from Newfie this year

Changes in pattern of killing and restriction in time now appear

Pollution will next be the issue, humane types will try new appeals,

Take a doctor along at each killing, who knows we may find T.B. seals.

Daily News Headline: Camp to run in Nfld.? If Moores is successful in leadership race.

Elizabeth Towers

Suggests music and flowers

It should be - piece de resistance

This unique monument

Of cash unwisely spent

Is where Al Vardy chose to ensconce.

He should fly pennants

“Now wanted - some tenants”

Maybe skywrite: “Apartments for rent”

Join the elite

Get a swankier suite

Help your poor misguided Government.

Come in look around

‘Til the right spot you’ve found

Take your time so you’ll have no regrets

Call our Catcher of Tuna

You should have done sooner

But a last word of caution: No pets.

Daily News Headline: Troops sent into New York (In U.S. Mail Strike)

The house lights dimmed and chatter merged to whispers

Backstage the nervous cast was poised to act

Weeks of preparation now reached climax

Each group would try to make the most impact.

The hosting town of Gander did the honours

The Festival of Drama there was held

Its promotion of the arts is quite noteworthy

And thespians themselves in style excelled.

For some the week meant tension, challenge, daring

As actors lost themselves in roles they played

But entertainment of high order followed

Judging from adjudications made.

Those behind the scenes can’t share the footlights

But backing up each cast there is a crew

Stage managers, the prop men, backdrop artists

Those on costumes, lighting, sound effects on cue.

Congrats to Carol Players, the big winners

To Grand Falls Northcliffe Club - the visual best

To each actor, actress or supporter

And for drama worthwhile - thanks to all the rest.

Daily News Headline: Sihanouk calls for help in ‘war of liberation’

Getting very much attention

Is the P.C. May Convention

With delegates from all o’er Newfoundland

Their strength seems to be gaining

As the Grits stronghold is waning

But competition’s keen on who’ll command.

On phone forum any day

Is one candidate Hugh Shea

Who tries his best to keep the common touch

Running also is John Carter

Who was quite an early starter

But who somehow won’t quite make it in the clutch.

From Dover - Howard Rose is tryin’

From St. John’s - Gordon O’Brien

Walter Carter too on this is keen

He figures votes he’ll draw

Because he’s sharp in Ottawa

He’ll do his best but won’t quite make the scene.

There’s another who is itchin’

The outspoken Dr. Kitchen

But alas! instead we’ll see a Kitchen sink

While the national P.C. leader

Thinks for him there is a need here

“It won’t be long now” - Moores says with a wink.

Daily News Headline: Refinery agreements signed

Happy Easter to you, on the eighth day of Spring,

It’s a bright time of year, time to whistle and sing,

Bright clothes and new fashions are pushed by the trade,

They insist you dress up for the Easter Parade.

The commercialized world in some aspects is funny,

Consider the fanfare we give Easter Bunny,

Promotions are fine but don’t ruin it, because,

If you push it too far you’ll insult Santa Claus.

Setting aside their material leaning,

It’s wise to reflect on the true Christian meaning

Of Easter, when we hear the wonderful story,

Of Christ’s Resurrection in all its great glory.

Holy Week Services - those held in Lent,

Give renewal of spirit, for time wisely spent,

There’s a message of hope from the heavenly sphere,

The code isn’t hard, it’s deciphered by prayer.

Daily News Headline: Protestors, supporters hail premier’s return

A hard working priest, with intentions sincere,

Has so aptly been named Citizen of the Year,

Blackhead Road citizens with Jaycees feel this way,

And endorse, to a man, the choice of Father Shea.

Their section of town on the Southside Hill’s “Brow”,

For years were neglected, but there is hope now,

Though still a long way from their ultimate goal,

The folks know that Father tends body and soul.

Giving them inspiration and uplift of spirit,

Father Leo saw people deserving of merit,

Being a leader of note and in many ways wise,

Knowing their basic needs, he helped them organize.

Through much perseverance their problems were aired,

And many a meeting has Father Shea chaired,

St. John Boscoe Parish this man will revere,

As Parish Priest or Citizen of the Year.

Daily News Headline: Earthquake toll may reach 2,000 dead in Turkey

The snow’s gone, the ground is now bare

The highways and streets need repair

Let’s recheck traffic signs

And repaint the white lines

So our chances at least will be fair.

Our “Ballad of Downtown” suggested

Parking Free would be dough well invested

This in part has been done

So we’ll now chalk up one

One-way traffic next! Why be congested? 

******

There’s a Liberal Ball in the offing

Lots of dancing and drinking and scoffing

Will so-called Dissidents

Make the atmosphere tense

Or will all be as one in their quaffing.

******

Again it’s the time of the year

When the bicycles start to appear

Don’t drive like a jet

Kids are apt to forget

To some parents that child’s life is dear.

Daily News Headline: Cambodia to get U.S., French military aid?

To readers from Avalon to Labrador

I beg your indulgence I’m writing no more

It’s mean this bright spot in your morning to spoil

But I just can’t keep burning that old midnight oil.

By the way, be alert on today, April one

The kids are quite tricky, they’re all out for fun

Teachers, bus drivers, the moms and the dads,

Are fooled by cute lassies and quick-thinking lads.

The gangs in the office, garages and plants

Will pick on a fall guy “Hey you ripped your pants”

He’ll grab his posterior and gag on his coke

Till they shout “April Fool”, and he too gets the joke.

Politicians of course put us all in a spot

With them we don’t know if they’re joking or not

There’s good natured joshing leg-pulling all year

It’s hard to tell when “April Fool” time is here.

When I said up above this would be my adieu

‘Twas a tongue-in-cheek comment as no doubt you knew

Your response being so good, I’d be losing my cool

I’ll be back here tomorrow, “Ha Ha, April Fool”.

Daily News Headline: Drugs in our schools ... read it and weep

To those who take the “Ostrich” stand

“It just can’t happen in Newfoundland”

It you can’t see that it’s at hand

Forget it?

We’ve had our riots - though controlled

We know that drugs are being sold

If we just stand aloof and scold

Forget it?

We’re coming to a sorry state

When punks at “Joe” expectorate

Is the type we educate?

Forget it?

No sir. J.R. should take a stand

Public apology demand

This ignoramus reprimand

Forget it?

Why should we? If some lesser chap

Had so defaced the Premier’s map

He’d surely have to take the rap

Forget it?

Daily News Headline: (Fears large scale war in Indochina) France calls for peace conference

If you view, as a stranger, your town or your city,

You’ll surprisingly find it quite picturesque and pretty.

Let’s assume to St. John’s you were coming by boat,

The Narrows entrance puts a lump in your throat.

With Fort Amherst on left, Cabot Tower on the right,

You pass by the Battery and treasure the sight.

As the harbour you enter, it gives you a thrill,

Spotting landmarks in this city built on a hill.

Exploring you’ll note how this fair city grew,

The old section subtly being merged with the new.

Want to do something different, get out of the rut?

See quaint Quidi Vidi, well known as “The Gut”.

This proud little village in history has fame,

To reach it pass by a lake of the same name.

Whether skating or fishing this lake brings much joy,

There’s Regatta excitement of rounding the buoy.

Above its north bank a small town, if you will,

The Yankees’ Fort Pepperrell, but now Pleasantville.

Then on to a golf course now utilized daily,

The well-cared for grounds of elite Bally Haly.

Besides modern buildings some structures are gothic,

A museum shows much of the early Beothuk.

Places like Bowring Park in this city you’ll find,

To the everyday beauty quite often we’re blind.

Daily News Headline: Agreements for construction of the Stephenville mill signed

Councillors are seated perusing agendas,

The press at a table their notebooks prepare,

At precisely 9:30 the Mayor makes entrance,

His mace carried in by a Commissionaire.

The mace being positioned the latter then exits,

Draped in chain of office the Mayor takes seat,

City Clerk Edward Foran, understudy R. Greene,

City Engineer Mercer the quorum complete.

Those public meetings show signs of some homework,

Sessions in private there must be as well,

Building plans, tenders, and grants are just breezed through,

Bus shelters being wrecked is denounced by Carnell.

Jim Fagan with logic defends the speed limit,

Of 20 per hour - Torbay Road school zones,

Deputy Stirling explains the jitney service,

And the Mayor hails Capital Works as “bare bones”.

Not-too-quiet Wyatt seeks news for bus patrons,

Higgins quietly sits but throws in the odd frown,

There’s a big welcome back after three months of illness,

For one who’ll add colour to meetings, Jim Browne.

Rob Levis is vocal on garbage being stockpiled,

Al Andrews sees things Streets Department can do,

Drop down any Wednesday, you’ll see them in action,

There are two chairs for guests, bring along a friend, too.

Daily News Headline: First cable shipment bound for Churchill Falls power site

The billboards in town were last week quite a hit,

“You bet your Sweet Caps” like a glove seemed to fit,

A good omen no doubt for the Caps final game,

As they to the Herder Memorial laid claim.

There was thunderous applause and the Stadium went up,

As they now would compete for the prized Allan Cup.

Yet fans felt the need in their own jubilation,

To give Gander Flyers a standing ovation.

Good sports all the way not once did they relent,

Until they were played out and the last buzzer went,

Many times over they gave fans a thrill,

As the winner would challenge Victoriaville.

Semi-finals and finals indeed were a treat,

And a credit to hockey teams who did compete,

The Miners, the Cataracts, and Royals did their share,

But will have to try harder to make it next year.

The sportsmanlike spirit, the standard of play,

Brought fans out in numbers and made the games pay,

The N.A.H.A. had a season worthwhile,

So onward St. John’s! Make those Tigers recoil.

Daily News Headline: Hickman wants feasibility study on Come-by-Chance oil refinery

Do you curse on the kiddies who dash in your path?

When you lose are you just a bad sport?

Do you ignore others and skip in a cue?

Is there sarcasm in your retort?

If in the affirmative you can reply

It’s time to be more introspective

The good you can do will return hundredfold

Think in terms of a change of perspective.

* * * *

Did you visit a hospital lately, my friend?

Have you helped anyone cross the street?

Did you turn a deaf ear when the gossip was ripe?

Have you taken your wife out to eat?

If you didn’t do any of these little things

Think of others as well that you could

To the people concerned you could give quite a boost

It’s never too late to do good.

Daily News Headline: (No criminal charge against Kennedy) Kopechne investigation over

Did it surprise you, the snowfall I mean,

When springtime was changed to a wintery scene,

The weatherman warned us but we weren’t impressed

Such storms must be meant for up north or out west.

The snail pace of traffic this plight so behooved,

Some motorists their studs and snow tires had removed,

The sanders came out, headlights glared in the snow,

Congestion ensued as the driving was slow.

We’re spoiled on the Avalon, our winter was bare,

To past stormy winters we just can’t compare,

Now our seasons are tangled, we’re rather perplexed,

Hardly know what to wear, don’t know what’s coming next.

Maybe worse weather offering, we can’t really tell,

Get out mittens and scarves and galoshes as well,

We’ve had a good winter, quite well have we fared,

Let’s borrow from Boy Scouts and just be prepared.

Daily News Headline: (At least 88 killed) Explosion rips through Expo city

It’s joy three times over when triplets are born,

Harold Murphy will smilingly state,

His wife Bernadette added three darling girls,

To their family of five, April 8.

Karen Ann (three) and Alanna (who’s eight),

Are thrilled these three sisters to add,

While Bryan, eleven, brims over with pride,

He’s the man of the house, next to Dad.

The staff of St. Clare are elated as well,

First triplets there since sixty-six,

Five/four and a half, six pounds/five, then five/eight,

Are the order of birth statistics.

This trio of females will henceforth be known,

As Jennifer, Janet, Jo Ann,

If grouped as performers in their growing years,

They’ll be called the Three Jays by each fan.

Mother and babies are all doing well,

The three-in-one plan met success,

May good fortune and happiness follow through life,

To the triplets and all - may God Bless.

Daily News Headline: (Flight hinges on him) Spare astronaut in pinch-hit role

Those who exceed,

The highway speed,

Of sixty are detected,

By radar screen,

And some have been,

To heavy fines subjected.

It is designed,

With you in mind,

To ease your driving tension,

R.C.M.P.

For you and me,

Are giving it attention.

They’re not too slow,

At getting dough,

Those caught, perhaps are bitter,

If there’s a plot

To fill the pot,

Collect from those who litter.

Daily News Headline: (Under Jamieson’s control) Navy ships to patrol territorial waters?

Student job seekers increase every day,

Semesters concluding, they must find a way,

To get extra dollars tuition to pay,

And yet in their own native province to stay.

To some it comes easy, for others it’s tough,

But for all it means using more of that “gray stuff,”

So be clean cut, walk straight, don’t be too “off the cuff”,

Be sincere in approach, no one welcomes a bluff.

There are standards in trade to which all must conform,

You can still ‘do your thing’ and be “in” with the norm,

Your wave could be placid or cause a mild storm,

Depending on how you elect to perform.

Try regular outfits - near relatives, friends,

Persist and stick with it until someone bends,

Do original things, set new guiding trends,

Push the tourism bit the vacationer spends.

Bone up on the history that’s somewhat offbeat,

Sell local grown products, give tourists a treat,

And gals meter patrolling with figures petite,

Could help the policemen return to their beat.

Daily News Headline: Weeks first board chairman of Saltfish Corporation

When walking Water Street next time, just glance across the way,

Look up at second storeys, not the usual display,

You’ll see a barber snipping, rental signs a pigeon nest,

Air vents, piles of boxes, two large windows fully dressed.

Securities, Insurance, Loan offices you’ll spot,

Beauty salon, a Vets Club, flowers in a foil wrapped pot,

Ornamented facades, flags fluttering as well,

A red burglar alarm box poised to clang its warning bell.

A shoe display that someone on the inside did arrange,

When viewed outside, across the street, looks just a little strange,

One sees the heels and backs of shoes, which brings to mind a game,

From the underside of ballpark seats the view is just the same.

An anecdote is apt now, so remember, if you can,

A wee boy asked his mother: “What’s a second storey man?”

My son, that’s your father. Since we started going steady,

If I doubted his first yarn, he’d have a second story ready.”

Daily News Headline: Apollo 13 heading home

Nothing fishy about it, at last it’s a fact,

The Saltfish Corporation is federally backed,

Appointments are secret, but still there are leaks,

We were waiting for years, but we’ll settle for “Weeks”.

This Rhodes Scholar who hails from Mount Allison U.,

British ministry served as we fought World War Two,

Economic posts since in his homeland came fast,

Chairman of the Board he was named Monday past.

Still treated ‘hush-hush’ which is so much baloney,

The upcoming appointment of Aiden Maloney,

His background is such there will be no dissent,

When at last it’s announced he’s the first President.

The Saltfish Corporation will cause a new spark,

No longer will fishermen be in the dark,

They’ll know in the Spring what the fish price will be,

An incentive indeed for improved quality.

There’s much optimism and every good wish,

As we see the potential in selling salt fish,

A market’s assured and the moves seem well planned,

Let’s not make a cod of it in Newfoundland.

Daily News Headline: Splashdown this afternoon

Catching everyone’s eye,

As he spoke in reply,

Ross Barbour displayed his endurance,

He covered much ground,

When ‘twas time to expound,

This champion of fishery insurance.

Those taking a stab,

At producing queen crab,

He praised for being so enterprising,

He went on to say,

On bog land we grow hay,

And greenhouse results are surprising

Without throwing mud,

N.F.F. needs new blood,

His statistics showed how they declined,

Working hard for their pay,

Fishermen of today,

Are quite honest, he firmly opined.

Bonavista South picked,

The best for their District,

And may yet make a much prouder boast,

For his all-powerful boss,

May soon recognize Ross,

And hitch him to a Cabinet post.

Daily News Headline: Seven expelled from Liberal Association

Our house is in shambles, its shaking and trembly,

Exchanges are hot in the House of Assembly.

The PCs with dignity state their position,

As befits an official and Loyal Opposition.

Our name-calling Premier gets under some skin,

And kept baiting the trap until Crosbie fell in.

Here are two people jumping at each other’s throat,

Competition is keen on who’s getting whose goat.

John C. fears his image will suffer unless,

We hear his views on this despicable mess.

We gave him more credit for having know-how,

One can’t argue alone, it takes two for a row.

To have legislation through tax we pay cash,

Let’s not waste it on a personality clash.

Each one may laugh up his political sleeve,

But the voters laugh last, ‘cause we’re not that naive.

Daily News Headline: 12 lost as ferry, seiner go down

Apollo 13. An interplanetary spacecraft,

With an international message.

An acknowledging but unexcited earth,

noting routinely a trip to the moon;

the intricacies of technically-performed computers;

and the higher echelon of scientifically-oriented brains,

through a child’s disease suddenly changed perspective.

Interest, enthusiasm, fanfare followed this attention-getter

the prefaced crisis within crisis.

The drama of space took each curtain call

to a silent ovation of prayer.

Through the eyes of three moon-nudging astronauts

the earth, so pitifully small, offered

such great sanctuary.

Mankind’s giant step donned new meaning.

Through the common denominator of communication

individuals of every nation found themselves

acknowledging in their own way the Author of Creation,

as each associated personally with the men in space,

very real but yet symbolic. If for but a few hours

the trio on the fence of eternity served as a nucleus

for man’s togetherness, then surely

Success and Apollo 13 are synonymous.

Daily News Headline: Come-by-Chance discussion continues today in House

The fisherman’s daughter who sang, he called “Scales”

His son, a harpoonist, was called Prince of Whales,

As a cod liver oil man he worried his wife,

Cause he drank for the halibut all of his life.

With his sense of humour they called him a cod,

And jumbo tobacco he chewed by the wad,

“The missus is deaf as a haddock,” he’d say,

“My herring will do,” answered she, “drink your tay.”

Some drinks were much stronger (he had his own still),

With a “few in” at weddings he’d dance a quadrille,

The life of the party, he’d be in his glory,

Describing how courtin’ was done in a dory.

His wife would spin yarn making mitts for the b’ys,

In his own way, he’d pull the wool over her eyes,

He loved to tell stories of weddings and wakes,

And said humourous things ‘bout the girls on the flakes.

A good inshore man he skulled dories and punts,

And in races at home he was skullin’ champ once

He had just become chatty, said “You call me Pat,”

When he just disappeared. Funny, dreams are like that.

Daily News Headline: $62-million in DREE grants over 2 years

On Saturday some folks go early to bed;

A tradition each year when the clocks go ahead,

If they lost an hour’s sleep they could hardly survive,

This year’s early retirement date - April two five.

Cinderella was nervous, but pity her plight,

If time went ahead on that fairy tale night,

Already we know she was under the gun,

But what if at midnight the clock had struck one.

A night club scene next. A drunk looks at his watch,

It’s practically midnight, so back to the scotch,

He takes a good sip, notes the clock on the wall,

“One already, Boy, I must be having a ball.”

Whatever we’re doing, at work or at play,

We welcome the extra hour’s daylight each day,

Whether out on the town or just early to bed,

Midnight tomorrow - Clocks one hour ahead!

Daily News Headline: Pay increases for many, as JRS presents Budget

The irony of life, or is it death?

What fills the void that separates the two?

A storm-tossed sea, twelve precious humans claim,

Four CN officers, a seiner crew.

The “Enterprise” her fateful journey met,

While plying waters of the Cabot Strait,

To rescue came the CN's “Patrick Morris”,

With hope of saving all the crew of eight.

Fate intervened, the helpers needed help,

Relentlessly high winds with fury blew

An angry sea engulfed the “Patrick Morris”,

And sadly took four members of the crew.

Unfathomed are the mysteries of the deep,

Ironic, too, is this most recent fate,

From moon orbit three men safely return,

Two ships, 12 lives lost crossing Cabot Strait.

A kinship with the families now is felt,

By all who earn a living by the sea,

With prayerful sympathy we now record,

Another Newfoundland sea tragedy.

Daily News Headline: Firemen, wardens, march today

The convention last weekend at Gander,

Was approached with much vigor and candor,

Noting time was now ripe,

To take action, not gripe,

Independent Libs got up their dander.

Good Liberals all, they insisted,

They felt that it’s time they resisted,

With speakers prepared,

Many highlights were aired,

And cross-section support was enlisted.

Being new, they’re not quite in position,

To be Government’s latest edition

Yet for J.R.’s demise

They would all compromise,

And with PCs form a coalition.

As card-carrying Libs, they’re rejected,

A move that was quite unexpected,

Yet because of this truth,

They will fight nail and tooth,

To get their independent elected.

Daily News Headline: Mass resignations threatened

Through the boob tube we met John Shaheen,

Who obviously thinks we’re all green,

He dodged and he darted,

But little imparted,

One feels he’s an A-1 sleveen.

It was plain he knew all of the tricks,

As he flogged poor Clause 86,

But Tom Burgess (touche)

‘That clause, Picked it up right away.

It appeared as a well-rehearsed play,

Each precisely with so much to say,

If the Opp: too much asked,

Joe was up to the task,

And his sidekicks jumped into the fray.

As the Premier did his song and dance,

Each of us gets a kick in the pants,

It would seem once again,

We’re being sold down the drain,

And profits will just Come by Chance.

Daily News Headline: Deadline - High Noon Friday

Note:  the second verse appears to be missing the fifth and final line.  Knowing my father's attention to detail, I suspect this error happened  sometime in the process of converting his hand-written poem to print.

“Me father, and me father’s father had this piece of land,

We wuz raised dere, our folks too sir, now it’s gettin’ out of hand,

Dey took me farm first, then me bar, me ‘ouse I’m tryin’ to save,

If me Dad knows what’s goin’ on sir, he’ll turn over in his grave,

Now you're the one what helps us all, so ‘ow ‘bout ‘elpin I,

They got their road, I needs me dough, OK Ombuddy boy?”

“I’m known as Abel Mabel sir, midwifin’ is my lot,

Nurse and doctor, both I was, I borned many a tot,

The pill sir cut my business, which is what you might expect,

To add insult to injury - the Gov’ment cut my cheque,

Now since you are the Ombudsman I know you’ll do what’s right

I must get back to Cuddle Cove, my cousin’s due tonight”.

The gentleman saw Mabel out, and wiped his furrowed brow,

He then put on his gushing smile, the cue was building now,

“I'll earn my 20 thousand, no misconduct on my part,

Let them bring their troubles to me, glad I haven’t got a heart”,

A lady quite abusive gave up after several tries,

“Nolan you passed the test”, she said, ‘twas Joey in disguise.

Daily News Headline: It’s Bourassa all the way

“You look too young” the bouncer said “Let’s glance at your I.D.”.

“You must be kiddin’” said the chap, “Today I’m 23.

In fact the birthday party that they’re having is for me”.

“That’s been tried before, no dice! Your I.D. I must see”.

“But my brother’s in there playing only last month turned 19”,

The bouncer got excited: “Are you trying to make a scene?

You know about the Liquor Act, and don’t think I am green,

Your foot won’t go inside the door until your card I’ve seen.”

“My birth certificate is home”, with patience he replied,

A bearded kid with satchel said “Excuse I’m playin’inside”,

Still further as they argued two more kids were not denied,

They waved two odd shaped boxes and our friend was pushed aside.

As other teenagers passed by, their packages in hand,

He thought they’d hired an orchestra, not just a 4-piece band,

Just then the Manager came out: “This thing is out of hand,

You’re letting in too many kids, there’s hardly room to stand”.

The chap was quickly ushered in, then ordered up his beer,

He asked the younger people how they edged their way in here,

“It’s a cinch, I brought the cymbals, Harry carried in the snare,

Jack brought up the stands, Jim had the mikes, we just split up the gear”.

Daily News Headline: U.S. troops enter Cambodia

It isn’t too easy to choose to resign,

As did Leadership candidate Gordon O’Brien,

For PC’s top post he had drummed up support,

But on Thursday past said he’d be cutting it short.

Despite his campaigning and knocking at doors,

He opted out early and strongly backed Moores,

This man, he affirmed, has those rare qualities,

To effectively lead to success the PC’s.

There are six in contention this moment in time,

Each aspirant hoping to get the right clime,

Moores, Kitchen, 2 Carters, a Shea and a Rose,

Are the six, but there still could be other ‘no shows’.

The approaching Convention should bring into focus,

A fresh P.C. program with no hocus-pocus,

Good natured competing there will be of course,

Please note the prediction, there’ll be a dark horse.

Daily News Headline: The U.S. under fire for widening war (Kosygin blasts Nixon in highly critical statement)

From today until Friday 15,

There’s a city-wide drive to be clean,

From your basement or trunk,

Throw out garbage and junk,

A neat town makes a prettier scene.

* * *

The story’s a sad one but true,

This year there will be no “Tattoo”

R.N.R. Regiment,

This display could present,

But the money required is taboo.

* * *

When minorities shout and get heard,

The establishment’s told it’s absurd,

Last week in Quebec,

Down went Rene Levesque,

Proving sane people have the last word.

* * *

The BBB behind the scene,

Has shown it’s perceptive and keen,

We’re kept in the know,

With reports from Barstow,

And on their advice we can lean.

* * *

In less than 2 months school is o’er,

All you kids will rush out through the door,

But pass each exam,

Even if you must cram,

Enjoy summer, but go back for more.

Daily News Headline: Weather stalls American assault

When days are fine,

And there’s sunshine,

Such as the weekend past,

Folks stop a while,

Exchange a smile,

As time of day is passed.

* *

You get the drift?

It gives you a lift,

It’s good to be alive,

Some stay at home,

While others roam,

And countryward they drive.

* *

Whatever’s done,

It’s really fun,

To bask in sunshine bright,

Such solar heat,

Is quite a treat,

Somehow all things seem right.

Daily News Headline: (Declares war on CBC) (Technologists walk out) No further increase in wages says JRS

They encompass all religions, idols some of them adore,

They’re found in every corner of the earth,

Their skin is multi-shaded, noted separately of course,

There’s one who must attend each human birth.

There isn’t any pattern to their size, their height, their minds,

They’re short, tall, skinny, fat and in-between,

Beautiful or homely, young or old, blonde-haired or gray,

Shy, vocal, brilliant, stupid or just keen.

But all of them are MOTHERS, whom we honor on May 10,

For most the word means magic, sweetness, charm,

It brings to mind unselfishness, a closeness yet unmatched,

The comfort of the reassuring arm.

If gone to rest her thoughts transcend confines of mother earth,

A prayer with help Supreme on should impart,

If otherwise, her merits can be honored tangibly,

God Bless you MOTHERS all, from every heart.

Daily News Headline: Hospital strike averted

A flipper-hungry gathering with restraint peers through the hatch

The Crosbie’s “Chesley A.” ties up in port

“Flipper Skipper”? that’s the pitch, as sealers set up shop

Affirmative of course is the retort.

Not up to par, the voyage was a far cry from the past

The season opening late provides a clue

Then again the “save-the-seal-and-skip-the-man” approach

Was pushed beyond all limits by a few.

Ensuring legislation caused frustrations far and wide

Many suffered so a few could get their wish

The gaffless search was hopeless as the men themselves assert

And in time the seals will eat up all the fish

The catch of 13,000 indicates adverse effect

Stuck in 25 foot ice, they left ship’s side

Dragging pelts for miles, their work on rafted ice was tough

But they persevered with stubborn Newfie pride.

Daily News Headline: (Eliminates budget surplus) (“Government’s final offer”) JRS offers extra $1¼ - million

Of adults youth will question, say why don’t they understand,

Being through the mill, those adults wish they’d take a helping hand,

The driver honks his horn and snaps pedestrians make it tough,

The pedestrian’s peeve is motorists, even crosswalks can be rough.

The supermarket owner stops a lady stealing pie,

You owe me this is her defence your prices are so high,

The train with bell and horn full blast asserts its right of way,

The motorists at the crossing fume because there’s some delay,

The young ignore the aged and hope that they will not grow old,

While old wish, with their wisdom, youth could just once more unfold

What you see from where you stand, to really be objective,

Is what this rhyme is all about - your outlook, your perspective.

What means the most to you right now? Your love, your work, your home,

Your car, yourself, your boat, your farm, your folks, your yen to roam,

Whatever makes your life worthwhile, and you can be selective,

Try looking from the other side, its good to change perspective.

Applying now this principle let’s take the young and aged,

The young could try a kindly word instead of being outraged,

At toddling folks who balk their step, slowed down through wear and tear,

A whispered ‘May I help you’ would show someone that you care,

This gesture to the aged would make that party’s day complete,

And the heart would be much lighter despite heaviness of feet,

The young provider too would feel, and justly, quite elated,

For having bridged the span of years, they had communicated.

Daily News Headline: Liberals win in P.E.I.

Ring out the bells,

Another Wells,

Has jumped into the ring,

With image good,

He thought he should,

At this time do his thing.

Policeman’s friend,

Right to the end,

He bucked the powers that be,

And Robert Wells,

All doubt dispels,

Of who’ll win victory.

With no back doors,

He’s pro-Frank Moores,

And as P.C. comes forth,

We heard him state,

He’s on the slate,

for Bonavista North.

“Reformer” Wells,

And “Champion” Wells,

Both lawyers you will note,

Feel Newfoundland,

Must take a stand,

And swing the Liberal vote.

J.R. must see,

With clarity,

Handwriting on the wall,

We could be right,

He may still write,

His memoirs after all.

Daily News Headline: Israelis launch biggest attack ever on Lebanon

I rang the General Tuesday,

And heard “Canada Hospital Day,”

Being just a little doubtful,

I inquired “What did you say?”

The lady reassured me,

This was what I heard her speak,

For that day was the beginning,

Of Canada Hospital Week.

Two this week, I pondered,

Canada Police Week too.

Now that they’re overlapping,

Let us add a special few.

A housewife’s week to start with,

One Blitz week, where it hurts,

A week for painting crosswalks,

A week for miniskirts.

A week for homesick students,

And one for Carousel,

A special week for Rossie,

Opposition Week as well.

How does Queen Crab Week grab you.

A nightwork week in Spring,

A week for writing letters,

Yes, a week for anything.

Daily News Headline: (In Cambodia)

- Some U.S. troops withdrawn

- South Viets meet resistance

- Another U.S. general killed

One could say that Grocer Cooper,

Is a kind of party pooper,

To this point supermarkets had a ball,

But this Kenmount Road addition,

Makes for keener competition,

Savings are the thing although they’re small.

Stop and Shop picked up the cue,

And knowing what they had to do,

Made prices fall a little more in line,

Sobey’s and Dominion Stores,

Must still lure people through the doors,

Some bargains there as well is a good sign.

Newfoundland’s mark-ups are highest,

But we must remain unbiased,

And presume that prices will in time improve,

For if things get any darker,

We’ll give second thoughts to Parker,

And be ready for that hundred thousand move.

Daily News Headline: PC’s pick leader tomorrow

The Arts and Culture had a busy weekend,

As the St. John’s Folk Arts Council took command,

Scores of effervescent youth competed,

In a festival accenting Newfoundland.

Preserving native songs and folksy dancing,

Was the theme that underlined the week’s events,

And the dedicated members, helpers, judges,

Were glad to help, and without recompense.

The show of Saturday spotlighted winners,

Who from Thursday past had vied to earn a spot,

All the boys and girls seemed happy for each other,

And win or lose it really mattered not.

What a lift to see those kids support each other,

To know so many can have such clean fun,

Each aware of all the practice and rehearsing,

That was needed so their act would be well done.

Those behind the scenes deserve a bouquet,

This avenue for talent warms our hearts,

The youth played, sang and danced with so much gusto,

They make worthwhile the efforts of Folk Arts.

Daily News Headline: (Father Shea ... man of God, man of the people) Hundreds mourn death of well known priest

The sky of humanity is rich in stars,

Yet some there are which shine ever so brightly,

Their radiance intensifying.

As they follow their collision course with eternity.

Such a star was Father Leo Shea,

Whose resplendence was perhaps a little less visible,

Surrounded as it always was by a cloud of humility.

Yet the spirit of human kindness shone through.

Not quite two months ago citizens of the St. John’s area,

Saw the light, and proclaimed this man of the cloth, Citizen of the Year.

In referring to him then as a “hard working priest....

Giving inspiration and uplift of spirit”,

We recognized his intensity of purpose.

Not even remotely did we suspect the Good Father

but halfway through the accepted span of life,

Would not be around to vigorously continue his ministry,

In St. John Bosco Parish.

Here, as with all charges, he excelled in his priestly role,

his self-sacrificing nature highlighting the attributes,

That are traditionally associated with saints.

The sudden demise of one who meant so much to so many,

Is indeed a shock to all who had the privilege,

Of sharing some segment of Father Shea’s life.

Though unwritten his deeds, his contribution to the

Book of Life is a chapter that will bear spiritual re-reading.

A short chapter perhaps, but one of inspiration, dedication,

love of God, love of neighbour,

We borrow from his beloved Church,

When we say with his many mourners....

May his soul rest in peace.

Daily News Headline: Keough announces new minimum wage levels

It’s over now, it’s history, Moores snowballed to the top,

The PCs have a leader who is not prepared to stop.

But what about the other six? Let’s give them some attention

Without their interest and hard work there would be no Convention.

Dr. Kitchen comes across as saying what he meant

Alec should take his advice about development.

Walter Carter, next in line, has background knowledge stored

Federally he could tie up when Frank gets locally moored.

Latecomer Noel in Sunday school could better fit the bill

While Rose seemed quite content enough the dark horse role to fill.

A P.C. pusher all the way John Carter tried in vain

But Moores needs people of his ilk, he has an active brain.

The spark and gist of Hughie Shea put color in the show

As Minister of Metaphors he could replace Keough.

Daily News Headline: (Bill to repeal IWA legislation gets second reading) Budget debate meets abrupt end

Are all Liberal leaders liberal or just our own J.R.?

Going on a limb on Tuesday did he venture out too far?

St. John’s East bye-election is the centre of attention,

Strangely enough deferred until close of P.C. Convention.

The obvious design of course in opening up the doors,

Is to bait the trap for setting up new PC Leader Moores

The seat is PC anyway, let Kitchen try it out,

Frank should be at the ready for a snap election shout.

If Moores decides against it, uncommitted he will be,

No matter what develops, then to act he would be free,

The Liberal Party won’t contest, chalk up a PC seat,

“The time has come”, just one more step toward Liberal defeat.

When the General Election is declared, the PC plank

Would be known throughout the island through the contact made by Frank

By actively campaigning he could pace PCs to win,

By then Joe’s diversion tactics would be wearing thin.

Daily News Headline: (“In less than one month” - JRS) Park proposals will be approved

This time of year men get their wish,

Their favourite mudhole they’d fish,

In gangs they’d go forth,

On each May 24th,

And bring home a favourite dish.

‘Trouters Special’ - the train ride was fun,

Some would go along just for the run,

With a crock of Old Grog,

They would ward off the fog,

Trips were priceless in more ways than one.

Things are changing - there’s fancier gear,

Newer roads bring the fishing spots near,

The word first came forth,

That our May 24th,

Would be held on the 18th this year.

For the Federal that’s how it turned out,

And they all got good catches of trout,

From the great Serpentine,

To the Salmonier Line,

Sunny weather got all of them out.

Provincial chaps heaved many sighs,

Sticking close to home tying more flies,

Monday next they’ll be off,

For the booze and the scoff,

Want to bet they won’t get rainy skies?

No matter how much we may rave,

Things are different - gone too far to save,

I don’t mean to bore ya,

But poor Queen Victoria,

She must be turned o’er in her grave.

Daily News Headline: (MP’s get oil soaked fish as satirist hits pollution) Fishery phasing out says letter

The Girl Guides and Brownies, the Boy Scouts and Cubs,

Are making their year end reports,

They’ve had training, fund raising, earned badges and such,

And enjoyed a good program of sports.

A Father-Son banquet some few nights ago,

Left me just a little perplexed,

Microphone troubles left speakers unheard,

Ladies chattering made us all vexed.

Mothers, God bless ‘em, with Girl Guides as well,

Catered quite nicely indeed,

But speech making time left the Scouts unprepared,

Chatting ladies just gave them no heed.

Then again to ask boys to sit down two hours straight,

And give ear while each gentleman spoke,

Is a week of good deeds all wrapped up in one night,

And would you believe just one joke.

More preachers than speakers the rostrum produced,

Collection cards made the rounds too,

Not quite apropos, one constructively thinks,

There’s a better way these things to do.

Have a short break after dinner, for one thing,

Alternate talent and speech,

Be prepared - for the chatty but wonderful ladies,

There’s room on the program for each.

Daily News Headline: (Joint effort against Israel) NATO fears Egypt-Russia attack

From B.C. to Newfoundland,

We extend a welcome hand,

To hockey folks assembled here this week,

It being our first time as host,

N.A.H.A. did its utmost,

To make their stay in many ways unique.

There’s a lot they must discuss,

And perhaps there’ll be some fuss,

When a breakdown to divisions hits the floor,

Yet this annual affair,

Is the place to clear the air,

And hopefully improvements are in store.

C.A.H.A. gets the nod,

To try their luck at catching cod,

A special Newfoundland Day has been set.

They’ll forget that old blue line,

When they’re using fishin’ twine,

Let’s hope their trip is one they won’t forget.

Daily News Headline: (Winnipeg first city hit) Rotating postal strikes begin

It’s hockey week in Newfoundland,

C.A.H.A. is here,

Our Premier lends a helping hand,

Still thinking in high gear,

A company shake-up did the trick,

As Paul McGuire received the flick,

Production won’t start up as quick,

As promised late last year.

The ‘company president’ types we get,

Don’t seem at all secure,

When business is about all set,

Poor chappie gets the door,

The goal set for this industry,

Three million sticks made annually,

A generous grant from dear old DREE,

But still we didn’t score.

One-sided has the game been played,

There’s so much up the sleeve,

A president sacked, machines delayed,

What next should we believe,

The patient folks at Stephenville,

By now must really have their fill,

Of phantom industries, and will,

The wool from their eyes weave.

Daily News Headline: (Private members dwell on Bonne Bay park) Smallwood hints at retirement

They sit cross-legged, they smoke, chew gum,

They speak a different lingo,

Those folks who nightly join the crowd,

Wherever there’s a Bingo.

“Shake ‘em up”, “Change”, “False alarm”,

These terms you’ll recognize,

“Special spin” and “Jackpots here”,

You’ll hear above the noise.

Worthy causes, church groups, clubs,

These people all support,

It matters not if rain or shine,

For Bingo they’ll report.

Some there are who criticize,

With Bingo disagree,

But while folks pass away a night,

They help some charity.

Not only that the money spent,

They all could waste on booze,

But these are normal, average folk,

Content to win or lose.

They meet their friends, they chat, play cards,

Some knit, some read, some write,

I know, I’m at the Stadium now,

I’m ‘on the hitch’ all night.

Daily News Headline: (Blackhead Road residents halt construction) House bombed by boulders

A lively spot - The Upper Room, a new young people’s haven,

Where kids from 16 up can go, for this they have been cravin’,

Larry Healy had the thought, in brother Pat confided,

Result: A swinging place for kids at slight expense provided.

With quite a search they found a spot down east on Water Street,

Girlfriends and others gave a hand the decor to complete,

Kaleidoscope, celestials, mirror balls, and colors bright,

With lively murals, paints fluorescent, make a groovy sight.

Hit parades, the latest pops lure kids to make the scene,

No drugs, no booze, just be yourself, the joint is really keen.

The Healys’ stuck their necks out kids, they’d shame a grown giraffe,

“But why take on this deal” you say. “Let’s have it, what’s the gaff?”

It’s simple, they have been around, what’s needed they will know,

St. John’s has lots of decent kids who have no place to go.

All through the week each night at eight the doors are open wide,

From Monday through to weekend just a buck gets you inside,

An extra quarter weekends helps expenses to defray,

And after school throughout the week a half buck’s all you pay.

Get with it youth, support those guys, your cause will prove its case,

You folks who always have a gripe, be glad they found a place,

A swingin’ thing, this Upper Room, no government involved,

The problem of ‘No place to go’ the Upper Room has solved.

Daily News Headline: LeDain Commission may be suppressed says drug speaker

It’s bad enough to know you’re not on JR’s mailing list

But the latest on the “Bulletin” is quite a different twist

It’s nothing short of scandalous, being treated like some cads

Imagine being deprived of reading governmental ads

As one who reads most everything, this comes as quite a shock

Without these revelations one could get a mental block

Boycotting is the key word, C.B.C. has felt the pain

Overlooking that reaction J.R. bravely tries again.

This time the other media get the message loud and clear

‘We’ll let you print the urgent things, the rest will come from here

The Bulletin and the Gazette with minimal expense

Will present our advertising to our captive audience.’

Though all in love and war be fair, it’s funny how things go

One hundred forty thousand is an awful lot of dough

To line waste paper baskets monthly in Post Offices all round

A check at any one will prove that hundreds are so found.

If those who get the “Bulletin” don’t read the paper now

The ads proposed to publish will not reach them anyhow

I’ll miss those ads and notices, to this I will confess

Unless of course the “Bulletin” is mailed to my address.

Daily News Headline: Mining policy sparks row in the House

Are there censores in this Province?

This we ask without being prude,

Why previews at Disney movies,

Where the bedroom scenes are nude.

Parents took their kiddies with them,

Other children went alone,

Suddenly to their amazement,

Restricted movie scenes were shown.

Doctor Darcy, Marjorie Murphy,

Voiced opinions in dissent,

One would hope to see an outcry,

Future happenings to prevent.

No, we’re gutless, weak, complacent,

Someone else will fight these things,

Yet while we just fume in silence,

Trash in greater piles this brings.

The Censor Board is hereby challenged,

How can you this tripe condone?

Or are you like Rent Control Board,

Being there in name alone.

Daily News Headline: (34,000 feared killed by earthquake) “Worst disaster in Peru’s history”

When John Murphy won, was he really a winner,

Granted the old Liberal guard is much thinner,

Too sharp for Sharpe he has proven as well,

But the final outcome it’s too early to tell.

William Marshall, of course, is the choice for P.C.,

And rookie Dave Furlong is tagged N.D.P.,

But a Liberal Reform backer taking command,

Is forcing the Premier to take a firm stand.

He’s thinking perhaps that he’s now in a spot,

If he says don’t vote Murphy, ‘twill mean quite a lot,

Those now anti-Smallwood for Murphy will vote,

If a Liberal’s elected then J.R. will gloat.

Either way you look at it, puts John in a squeeze,

The district traditionally goes to PCs,

The Liberal executive squabbles within,

Did the Liberal or ‘Liberal Reform Group’ get in.

However it goes, it must hurt Joey’s pride,

Unless Murphy chooses to sit on his side,

When Joe changed his mind on his “no-contest” plan,

He should have, like Crosbie, supported his man.

Daily News Headline: Postal walkouts stepped-up) Nation-wide strike seems inevitable

It happened at last. I’ve been watching for weeks,

This taximan earns an encore,

When he pulled to the curbside with passengers three,

He politely held open the door.

It’s not very much but it’s part of the job,

This courtesy made him look good,

And the well treated passenger calls back again,

If business is done as it should.

It’s peculiar to us but so many there are,

Who feel that their job is servile,

When instead they should work with much personal pride,

And greet those they serve with a smile.

An example off-hand of a courteous type,

In his work was that obvious pride,

Was the CNR Porter who saw you aboard,

And took care of you all through the ride.

To him there was pleasure in making your trip,

An experience very worthwhile,

He would sing at his work, make your bed, check your kids,

And found it no effort to smile.

Whether taximan, waiter, bartender or clerk,

There’s a need for the service you do,

How different it looks when the tables are turned,

And the one who needs service is you.

Daily News Headline: (Was heading for Gander or Goose Bay) Hijacker foiled in bid for $100-million - shoots pilot

For the student who crams,

For those public exams,

There’s a respite in store come next year,

Let the old system go,

So announced Dr. Rowe,

High school student were pleased so to hear.

Next five years or more,

There are changes in store,

All schools their own testing will do,

And most will confess,

There was much undue stress,

As public exam time came due.

Now with skilled personnel,

Better teachers as well,

The system just cried for revision,

To those in their prime,

Writing these for last time,

Don’t give up - educators have vision.

Daily News Headline: Liberal Executive won’t give their support to Murphy

Got a convertible?

Feeling quite flirtable?

Hop in let the roof top unwind,

Add a few dolls and guys,

Head for those open skies,

But don’t leave good car sense behind.

Driving one sunny day,

Along Conception Bay

Through Topsail we met a convert...

He made a wide swerve,

Coming out of a curve,

It’s a wonder no one was hurt.

The story is that,

Three young beautifuls sat,

On the back, their feet on the back seat,

Though having a ball,

They could easily fall,

Making riding no longer a treat.

Foolhardy no doubt,

But why chance a fall out,

One passes this way only once,

It’s hard to sit down,

When the sunshine comes round,

For awards theirs would be safety dunce.

With one sudden stop,

They’d flip over the top,

Now does the message get through?

Have fun but take care,

Keep those accidents rare

Don’t litter the highway with you.

Daily News Headline: (Rowe’s report calls for massive development in ‘70’s) Billion dollar white paper tabled

Dear Diary: I’m rather perplexed,

I suspect that our Premier is vexed,

It’s a very safe bet,

Murphy has him upset,

Heavens knows what the man will do next.

Dear Diary: Remember we laughed,

When Dear Dan gave replies without craft,

The advice he’d impart,

Was a little too tart,

Could it be that Dear Dan got the shaft.

Dear Diary: It’s humid today,

Three schools have their Sports under way,

So much effort in vain,

As it’s now spilling rain

Perhaps they don’t hard enough pray.

Dear Diary: We welcome the showers,

That bring forth the leaves and the flowers,

We must give applause,

To the City because,

All around us are flowers that are ours.

Dear Diary: The Doctors appear,

From U.S. and U.K. they are here,

Specialists all,

They have answered the call,

We’re quite glad to host them this year.

Daily News Headline: (Chretian tells Commons) Nfld. Gov’t to blame for Bonne Bay delay

There’s a lady today in Witless Bay,

For whom my heart goes out,

For it was she who said to me,

“In there you’ll get some trout.”

Too rough by car, we walked (not far),

Until a dam we spied,

Five scrambling boys with usual noise,

Hightailed to water side.

A friend, his boy, our four and I

The gear began to sort,

There was enough, no fancy stuff,

We just enjoy the sport.

The novice five with hopes alive,

Had yet to catch their first,

Then eyes popped out: “I got a trout!”

The four year old nigh burst.

The lucky kid just flipped his lid

More splashing, shouts and screams,

Our friend’s young son joined in the fun,

Fulfilled his wildest dreams.

As it turned cold the eight year old,

Put warmth into the day,

“Hey Dad” the shout, “I got a trout,”

And that look of dismay.

We’re batting fine, with broken line,

And snags to clear all o’er,

Three got their wish, caught their first fish,

Then hollered number four.

The chap who’s ten must try again,

As curfew bade us go,

He did his best and passed the test,

True sportsman colors show.

Daily News Headline: (U.S. Embassy official killed - Canadians held captive) Jordanian civil war subsides

There’s a Grand Falls invasion this weekend,

The place will be teeming with KOPS,

Six hundred strong they will all number,

All ladies, all members of TOPS.

What is TOPS   Take Off Pounds Sensibly,

And the K that’s in KOPS stands for Keeps,

It’s a weight watching group who meet weekly,

So their poundage will not upward creep.

On doctor’s advice one is welcomed,

And then there’s a definite goal,

No crash diets, but grit and assistance,

To keep a good calorie control.

Reaching goal one becomes KOPS in Waiting,

If no gain in three months they move on,

Then with pride graduate to KOPS status,

Dresses many size smaller they don.

From Newfoundland come many Chapters,

And of course ladies from Labrador,

Guest speakers, group talks, competition,

Trophies, awards, and much more.

There’s a Queen chosen at the Convention,

Chapter banners will be on display,

The Mount Peyton’s the scene of the action,

On Provincial Recognition Day.

Daily News Headline: St. John’s East stays PC

Tradition spoke out in great numbers,

The margin decisive indeed,

St. John’s East voted PC as always,

True to their political creed.

John Murphy was game to have entered,

Being handicapped right from the start,

But he did pull a boner on Joey,

And thought the PCs he’d outsmart.

He could have been running for Council,

The way his advertisements read,

His personal ad named no party,

The Liberals inferred it instead.

Dave Furlong gets B+ for effort,

He’s satisfied he’s breaking ground,

And pleased with this humble beginning,

He promises he’ll stick around.

We hope to hear more from John Murphy,

He’s forceful, aggressive and keen,

If his arm can be twisted a little,

Next election again he’ll be seen.

Bill Marshall of course takes the honors,

With first-time election success,

He now has to show his supporters,

Some evidence of his prowess.

Daily News Headline: 40 prisoners being exchanged for German ambassador

Did you know that this Province has folks who migrate

Fishermen’s families cross o’er Belle Isle Strait,

CN vessels and others take part in this chore,

So let’s board “Bonavista” and go on a tour.

From St. John’s to Gander Bay, Twillingate, then,

Lewisporte for stores, and we’re off once again,

Robert’s Arm, Triton, Griquet, Main Brook,

Fifteen families aboard let us now take a look.

There are cartons and boxes with patch quilts and such,

Guns, lumber and axes, and here’s a strange touch,

Besides normal pets, two pet pigeons were seen,

Wood stoves, speed boats with outboards, a sewing machine.

Cod traps, jiggers and nets, all that they can remember,

To carry them over from June to September,

The women of course, some of whom get quite riled,

Especially with seven or eight running wild.

Daily News Headline: Medical Association balks on abortion, okays sterilization

Hip, Hip and Hurray,

Holidays yesterday,

For children as far as Grade eight,

But high school kids stay,

With exams due their way,

They’ll clue up in June but quite late.

Will motorists take heed!

There is very much need,

To be ever alert through the day,

Kids wrapped up in fun,

Often carelessly run,

In your path, so much care you must pay.

It’s always the rule,

When you drive near a school,

To condition yourself for the mob,

Or on coming from lunch,

You would meet quite a bunch,

And perhaps lost some time from your job.

It’s a new situation,

With summer vacation,

The kids come in droves any time,

You’ll see them on hikes,

There’ll be numerous bikes,

And you might have to “stop on a dime”.

There’s an onus on you,

And it’s on the kids too,

But you handle the wheel, gas and brake,

If you have time to spare,

Read the motorist’s prayer,

For your own, for the innocents’ sake.

Daily News Headline: South Vietnamese take town ... and loot too

A crisis is brewing,

But what are we doing,

To find a much needed solution,

A lot of red tape,

Got us into this scrape,

Windsor Lake is in threat of pollution.

Mr. Vokey is thrilled,

Summer cabins to build,

At Oliver’s Pond, quite nearby,

While development’s fine,

Here we must draw the line,

It affects City water supply.

If the Council has power,

Surely now is the hour,

To exert all the pressure they can,

Any foresight at all,

They should get on the ball,

And this planned development ban.

With St. John’s Metro Board,

Details should be explored,

With Health Minister too get involved.

Do not procrastinate,

Act before it’s too late,

Future problems today could be solved.

Daily News Headline: (“Moving to peacetime economy”) Nixon delivers tough anti-inflation speech

Evening or daytime

There’s not enough playtime

To meet all the children’s demands

Whether swimming or sunning

Or jumping and running

Or riding a bike with no hands.

There is always a race

For each wide open space

And a ball game is soon under way

Any field or spare spot

Is in use quite a lot

As the kids search out places to play.

We have lost George’s Field

Even though folks appealed

Housing schemes bring quick money it seems

But let’s not put the skids

To our sports lovin’ kids

Or we’ll pay for it in rehab. schemes.

Heartily we support

All the organized sport

Which this year is the greatest to date.

Clubs, Council and Church

Through a little soul search

Made a good start before it’s too late.

Daily News Headline: ($100 fines for drug possession) Report urges reduced penalties

Shriners quite ostentatious were

Parading through the town

Gimmicks and costumes caused a stir

As did each circus clown

Coralled initiates marched on

The Keystone Cops caught ‘luvly’ Ron

Escapes he made but not for long

Each time they pinned him down

The bandsmen with much gusto played

Each costumed Shriner was a treat

Sweat from their brows in mild cascade

As they performed in sweltering heat

With brilliant sun, no sign of cloud

They drew an overwhelming crowd

Spectators all in praise were loud

It animated Water Street.

With minibikes and minicars

And ferris wheel men dripping wet

The Philae Temple host of stars

Presented the best street show yet

But this is just the lighter side

Their hearts are always open wide

To children who have been denied

The use of limbs - They don’t forget.

Daily News Headline: (Five witnesses to give testimony on twelve explosions) Montreal holds bomb inquiry

Weddings, weddings everywhere

Brides love the month of June

For pastors it’s a busy time

For caterers a boon.

The bridal party’s color choice

Is pleasing to the eye

The mothers try to hide the tears

Friends heave a wistful sigh.

Then fleets of cars with ribbons white

Speed by with blare of horn

Heralding the couple’s joy

A new family is born.

With prayers intoned the couple leaves

A new life to begin

From strangers but a while before

They now are closest kin.

Their fears, their hopes, their plights, their joys

Must jointly now be shared

They’ll meet what future holds in store

With love they have declared.

Responsibility as well

Each must in turn assume

Success or failure just depends

On two - each Bride and Groom.

Daily News Headline: (Postal union blames government) Strike hits coast to coast

“Do you want some caplin me maid” said the man,

“Of course I do Garge, wait till I gets me pan,”

And with apron a flyin’ the lady tears back,

“Garge you were lucky you filled up the sack.”

“Well it’s more than we needs so I come to your door,

But at ‘ome we’d get all that we could for manure,

I knows there a change since we moved in this way,

But I laughs when I sees ‘em come ‘ome with wet feet.

One chap dressed in rubber from ‘ead to ‘is toe,

Looked like someone you’d see on the odd TV show,

But I laughed meself sick at the buckets and pans,

There were dipnets and hairnets and even bare hands.

“Garge b’y dat’s grand, a nice supper till make,

I’d corn a few too but I misses me flake,

Now put down the sack and come inside instead,

I just steeped some tea and got fresh home made bread.”

Daily News Headline: (Calls for Israeli withdrawals, Arab commitment to peace) New plan for peace in Mid-East

Last session of House took the cake,

With name calling honors at stake,

This political mess,

Was well covered by press,

Now from writers’ cramp they take a break.

No doubt they have all had their fill,

Of the passage of Come-By-Chance bill,

Shaheenanigans shown,

Were the worst ever known,

And the project is just standing still.

Big deals are a thing of the past,

Federal Papa has stepped in at last,

Still in the woods yet,

J.R. and sextet,

May be getting a well deserved blast.

Since we’re now in a bit of a fix,

Nothing new despite what Joe predicts,

We’ll just watch how he squirms,

When he asks for new terms,

There’s still mileage in Claus 86.

Daily News Headline: (White paper rejects Pearsonian diplomacy ... calls for more aid) New direction in foreign policy

May 15 we said Ron Cooper

Was a kind of party pooper

And would in time cause prices to improve

Now with less than one month gone

Sobeys Stores and Dominion

Have joined the Stop and Shop in such a move.

No doubt pressure was applied

Which Mr. Cooper cast aside

His prices geared to suit the pocket book

Stocks may not look quite as neat

We just pay for what we eat

And will in time get used to the new look.

A vocal lady named O’Brien

Wanted food costs kept in line

And in the sea of controversy tossed

But instead of being astute

This lady now is very mute

Appointed to a Food Commission she got lost.

Reduced prices on our food

Is a pleasant interlude

On creeping costs let’s keep a watchful eye

For you’ll find there’ll be a trait

To have the prices escalate

Discount novelty will wear off by and by.

Daily News Headline: (U.S. to give continued air support) Cambodian drive over