Rhymes of the Times
by Nish Collins

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July 1974

A Farewell to Lieutenant Governor Hon. E. John A. Harnum (July 2, 1974)

A special place in history, prestigious the post

E. John A. Harnum played a most distinguished role as host

His gracious wife brought charm sincere, with warmth behind her smile

And both, to highest office brought a fresh, informal style


They were not condescending, and with all had good rapport.

Their family charisma always surfaced to the fore

And whether they with royalty or common folk were found

Impressions left were that they were quite glad you were around.


All walks of life identified with this much travelled gent

Who met with all and sundry every settlement he went

Elegantly he performed a most demanding role

We wish him well as he steps down from such a lofty goal.

Daily News Headline: (Temporary power in use, but) Situation “normal” after Nain fire


Money Muddle (July 3, 1974)

The P.C.s out in Edmonton, election-wise are funny

New bills appeared quite recently called “Fuddle duddle” money

The rising cost of living is the theme they chose to stress

This dollar on demand will pay you less and less and less.


At bank of Trudeaumania the money may be cashed

No doubt that’s where the one time winning charisma is stashed

They’re getting back at Liberals for deeds of’62.

Whey they had Diefendollars out declaring them taboo.


It’s too late now for Liberals to join the levity

With Stanfield in his underwear as leader of P.C.

They then could ask the public what the P.C. bill would fetch

By making it of rubber just to see how far ‘twould stretch.


The N.D.P. would problems have if so put to the test

The circulation would be small, confined to points out west

Any Lewis pictures they’d in streaking pose prefer.

So quick and few the visits one would only see a blur.


Catching leap frog Lewis would take quite a bit of luck

And if no value money had, you’d simply pass the buck

But that is nothing new as we approach election date

Don’t pass the buck, but cast a vote, when comes July the eighth.

Daily News Headline: China jars Caracas meets (Politics surface)


At The Parks (July 4, 1974)

Screams of delight

As they splash in the sun

The kiddies these days

Having all kinds of fun

As the pools in the parks

Every sunshiny day

Echo laughter and chatter

Of children at play.

Some like the chutes,

Others climb and some swing

In their fun-filled way

They are doing their thing

All the organized sports

To their quota are filled

With their summertime fun

All the children are filled.

Daily News Headline: “DAMNING” (Hickey demands Neary resign)


A Gentle Soul (July 5, 1974)

We have not met, I doubt our paths will cross

With senior Martin Luther King we share a loss

His wife shot down in church - a senseless crime

It was tragedy for him a second time.


Our logic does not always answers give

Why good should die and criminals still live

But those who still to their faith strongly cling

Will find the answers as did Mr. King.


His resignation makes him strong and tall

He listened when he heard the Saviour’s call

Where some would bitter be and only wail

The righteousness within him did prevail.


He sees a sick society at fault

Which only can in time be brought to halt

When people strong in principles will lead

And love for God and neighbour is our creed.

Daily News Headline: (Leaders get into it) Frank says “go” Steve says “no”


Hammer & Tongs (July 8, 1974)

The new report

Should be a lot of sport

On Mifflin’s findings Hickey said of Neary, in retort

Resign, resign

And that will do me fine

I want your resignation just the same as you’d want mine.


No way, no way

That was another day

It’s over now and I am clear, and here I’m goin’ to stay

I will not leave

So answered noble Steve

Whatever I might be Sir Tom don’t think I’m that naive


Now Steve me lad,

Your glory days you had

But welfare on Bell Island boy you handled very bad

You ought to be

A little more like me

I guess that is the difference ‘tween a Liberal and P.C.


Look Tom, all right

I know you like a fight

But Bell Island’s misfortune wasn’t anyone’s delight

No Tom, no fits

Let’s say we call it quits

I have some dates I’ll share with you, here you can take the pits.

Daily News Headline: Canada chooses today


Jamboree Jottings (July 9, 1974)

Ups and downs and ins and outs

There a lot of, but the Scouts

Lived up well to their motto, “Be Prepared”

And at the Claredale campsite they

Quite quickly got things under way

Next weekend will determine how they fared


In walking through the tents at site

One saw with obvious delight

In outdoor living, cooking on their own

Of one exchange I did keep track

“Who’ll peel the onions?” “You will Jack,”

And his “O.K.” showed fellowship had grown


Tents with names were lots of fun

I recall “The Morgue” as one

And noted many things were improvised

I understand to Newfoundland

Come Scouts from all across the land

But at a U.S. flag I was surprised


Until I got a close-up view

And then it dawned on me like you,

The Boy Scouts from Argentia were on hand

We’re very proud to be the host

For Boy Scouts spanning coast to coast

Whoopee for Jamboree in Newfoundland

Daily News Headline: TRUDEAU DOES IT


Newfoundland Winners (July 10, 1974)

GONZAGA HIGH SCHOOL has reached for the top and they made it.

They had the know-how, perception and skills and displayed it.

They squeezed out Alberta and proved they’re the tops in the nation

The students of Newfoundland proudly can feel jubilation.


In Kamloops the ST. JOHN’S JAYCEES earned the title outstanding

For leadership, fund raising projects, membership expanding

Cyril Mills, effective speaking, matched performance with the best

The St. John’s Jaycees are winners from the east coast to the west.

Daily News Headline: (30,000 jobless) Nfld. Hit hard again

Keep Right Except To Pass (July 11, 1974)

Highway Department kingpins, Government, get off your ass

Change the slow lane sign to read “KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS”

Everybody’s bitched and beefed ‘cause people are uptight’

About this bit of slower traffic keeping to the right.


I’ll spell it out again in case you haven’t got the pic

Accidents so frequent are ‘twould almost make you sick

Potential ones are those where drivers won’t admit they’re slow

And hog the passing lane until people impatient grow.


Then frustration takes the wheel as foot leans on the gas

On inside lane they go all out because they want to pass

Highways people look at this, I don’t mean just the rhymes

I mean the fact that Newfoundland is still behind the times.


And law enforcers, what of you, when you’re out on patrol

Is this not a major part of your enforcement role

One more point I’m making, and I’ll shout it till I’m hoarse

All drivers should be forced to take Defensive Driving Course.

Daily News Headline: Food bills soar (Highest since ‘50s)


Election Outcome (July 12, 1974)

The election is over with Liberal gains

Mrs. Trudeau campaigning took over the reins

“The reins are yours Pet,” and her joy turned to tears

“Do not lose them again for another four years.”


“I think you’ll admit I did right as a wife

Now remember that promise about private life

That’s what I will do, I am glad that we won

Our sons and I need time together for fun.”


Stanfield no doubt got a bit of a scare

He should get a week off just to change underwear

And people have not really accepted yet

The cause of the party of Real Caouette.


But Lewis, we pity, a man with a heart

Who in his own riding was given the dart

But service he gave through industrious years

We liked his approach and we wish him well - cheers.


Whether you lost your vote or have cause to rejoice

It’s important to note that the national choice

Was a mandate quite clear, it is easy to see

The vote cast was one for more stability.

Daily News Headline: (Receipts say they paid, but ...) Tenants being tossed out (Both sides hurl charges)


Take A Bow Girls (July 15, 1974)

His name was Gerry Holohan

Perceptive and outgoing man

Whose travels take him from the east to west

Newfoundland girls take his eye

He loves to see them passing by

And compliments them as among the best.


On business matters dropping in

Another gentleman Jack Quinn

Is taken by the beauty of our girls

They’re friendly, honest, he asserts

Look good in shorts, or slacks or skirts

So down to earth, they’re treasure type, like pearls.


They dress well, are conditioned, neat

Naturally attractive, sweet

Magnetic, charming, they have class - they say

These travelled men in honest praise

Of local girls their voices raise

Pleasant travels fellas as you leave today.

Daily News Headline: (Key smuggled in) Hostages free!


Welcome (July 16, 1974)

Good morning to you and a dayful of cheer

If you’re a visitor glad you are here

No matter what part of the province you be

Hope that your journey will be trouble free.


Whether on business or here for some sport

In the big city, small town or outport

Hope we can help put a smile on your face

And that you will enjoy our reduction in pace.


“However you finds us, whatever we is

We’re queer hands and tells a ting just like it is

A few puts on the dog, but most of us are plain

You won’t see it all b’y so come back again.”


That kind of exchange you won’t find in the car

So stop for a while, speak up wherever you are

And when in the city a real treat for you

At Signal Hill this year we have a Tattoo.

Daily News Headline: (Some programs dropped) FEAR STALKS PARKS


Hot Off The Press (July 17, 1974)

With some exciting news for you I am about to burst

For Newfoundland, for Canada, this project is a first

It’s a brand new book of Crosswords, such as never seen before

So skillfully compiled on Newfoundland and Labrador.


A total local effort that is credit number one

It’s guaranteed to fill your hours with info and with fun

History and place names, choice expressions are the clues

With cartoons by Dave Barry (local flavor), to amuse


The book entails three years of work and piled-high stacks of notes

And the real persistent efforts of a gentleman, Reg Coates

Creative and original, I wish him lots of luck

For this crossword original, which costs about a buck.

Daily News Headline: (Parliament convenes Sept. 26) Clothing, footwear tax removed


A Reminder To Moms (July 18, 1974)

The disadvantage being small

Is folks don’t understand

When shopping, Mom takes me along

And drags me by the hand.


I can’t keep pace with her at all

When she walks fast, I run

When something gets my eye, I like

To stop and have some fun.


Uh, Uh, I have to go with her

As she looks through some bins

And all I see is pants and slacks

And funny legs and shins.


When I get tired I want to rest

But Mommy doesn’t care

She says “you’re lazy”, or “Get up”

But that’s not very fair.


If it frustrates her certain days

I get frustrated too

I try to tell her how I feel

But I’m not getting through.


Don’t scream at us or drag our arms

We do not want to fuss

And will you Moms remember please

You once were small like us.

Daily News Headline: (One dead, 40 hurt) Bomb rocks tower


Passing The Buck (July 19, 1974)

Some people late had some extra luck

By getting a 20 for passing a buck

The new paper money some people confused

To the point older folks currency have refused.


But the Bank of Canada adamantly

Says that’s the way it is going to be

Shine up your glasses and open your eyes

The onus is yours money to scrutinize.


On old folks and cashiers it’s hardest by far

And patrons as well of a dimly lit bar

Where twenties and ones could be mixed up so fast

But learn to live with it, the die has been cast.


The twenties no doubt will be changing in time

To beat counterfeiters in their type of crime

But we at the moment are fooled at a glance

Double check rather than taking a chance.


With odds in your favour you might think it fun

To get change for 20 instead of a 1

But someone’s in trouble when such things they do

Return it, your honesty returns to you.

Daily News Headline: Going, going, gone? (Aides start bailing out)

Signal Hill Tattoo (July 22, 1974)

For tourists it is quite a thrill

And parents tell you children will

Look forward to the Signal Hill

Tattoo


Nostalgic belch of musket fire

Soldiers in colorful attire

A pageantry we all admire

Tattoo


Though starting late, it’s here at last

Enacting history from the past

Comprised of very youthful cast

Tattoo


It matters not who pays the bill

This novel drill most surely will

Bring visitors – The Signal Hill

Tattoo.

Daily News Headline: WAR on Cyprus (war threatened directly between NATO allies, Greece and Turkey) (No Newfoundlanders among wounded Canadian UN troops)


Thumbs Down On Clothes Off (July 23, 1974)

The topless look in restaurants is not in proper taste

Although we keep abreast of things there really is no haste

To introduce a foolish fad nightclubbers may enjoy

If the food is worth the eating, there’s no need for a decoy.


Hats off to the local owners who said clothes off was taboo

When people dining out elect, that’s what they want to do

Just sit, relax, enjoy the meal and taste buds satisfy

Other appetites in other circumstances lie.


Confronted with a naval or a silicone result

Is to the connoisseur of food a definite insult

As much as most consider certain figures are a treat

It doesn’t whet the appetite when one goes out to eat.

Daily News Headline: All reported quiet in Cyprus as ceasefire takes effect


Regattas (July 24, 1974)

Exactly two weeks from today

We’ll head down Quidi Vidi way

If weather lets Regatta go ahead

Nightly the spectators grow

Sizing up what’s on the go

And glad the lakeside they had visited.


Meanwhile out Placentia way

Regatta is next Saturday

To Southeast Arm will people gravitate

Young and old their interests show

And cheer their teams to go, go, go.

Spectators and crews both participate.s

Daily News Headline: Greek gov’t crumbles


Preserving Quidi Vidi (July 25, 1975)

The more I see of Quidi Vidi, more I cogitate

This beauty spot in St. John’s East, we should appreciate

A Lake like this as it now stands is rare, worth holding on

But action must be taken now before it, too, is gone.


Among the things to watch for is a step proposed to take

A road to be extended down the south side of the lake

This should be just a walkway, not for vehicles as such

There is a trend to cater to the motorists too much.


A quiet stroll around the Lake should not be done with frown

And ever present danger of being anytime knocked down

We need such nature beauty spots with life at such a pace

Lakes like Quidi Vidi something we cannot replace.

Daily News Headline: (Cry of the future) Where’s the school bus?


Vroooom! (July 26, 1974)

Excitement chills and thrills and spills

This weekend are in store

As drivers in the motor race

Will put ‘er to the floor.


The Players’ motor race this year

Being held in Newfoundland

Should a smashing success be

In much detail it’s planned.


Confederation Hill’s the scene

The 28th the date

For this novel, exciting treat

The fans can hardly wait.

Daily News Headline: (Water, water everywhere) But not here!


It Ain't What It Used To Be (July 29, 1974)

Once upon a time when one had troubles with the car

Your favourite garage would diagnose

Then prescribe repairs according to the problems found

That’s about all that was to it I suppose.


Nowadays when trouble comes appointments you must make

Describe the symptoms very best you know

The guessing game is started though mechanic’s rates you’re charged

And your trouble somehow doesn’t seem to go.


This oft repeated process is a subject of complaint

Though dollars in the thousands autos cost

Despite the cost garages in their services have decreased

Delete service, for it surely has been lost.

Daily News Headline: (Gallup poll - 46% want Nixon out) Black day for the White House


Passing Parade (July 30, 1974)

If waiting for buses should cause you to sigh

Forget it and watch all the traffic go by

The one arm enthusiast breezes along

Another is bursting his lungs in a song.


To radio music some tap on the dash

Other little antics are well worth the cash

Like snoz-cleaning types or the one with blank stare

Or a bit of fluff tossing her long flowing hair.


The talk-to-yourselfers are busy as bees

Puffing chain smokers are added to these

And others with dogs on their shoulders drive by

As safety precautions they choose to defy.


Lovers, and scrappers, and loners you’ll see

A couple quite quiet or gang that’s noisy

Or kids having fun, though it looks like a fuss

Hey, would you believe it, you just missed your bus.

Daily News Headline: (Much as expected) Strike 2 against Dick


Vexed With Vandalism (July 31, 1974)

We’ve reached the stage where vandalism isn’t a surprise

The increase in it daily everyone can realize

But what to do about it, how much farther will it go

The answer lies with people who strength of convictions show.


Each one of us complaining must report, and not run scared

And if as witnesses we’re called we should be so prepared

Let vandals be arrested and sock fines to them, and jail

Unless we want much greater crimes through vandalism’s trail.


Action is the keynote and quite firm we’ve got to be

Hound, arrest and prosecute the riff-raff that we see

Make life for them difficult and little mercy show

When people get their backs up, vandalism has to go.


With effort quite concerted and the Government alert

The law, with some teeth in it, will prevent our being hurt

It’s up to us the people through the law and Government

Time and money stopping vandals will be very wisely spent.

Daily News Headline: (Election promises pan out) Relief for fishery!

August 1974

Teenage Travel (August 1, 1974)

Travel is exciting when you want a change of scene

Especially when you are at the magic age - fourteen

It’s fun without a schedule and you have the liberty

To travel as you choose and better still when travel’s free.


The youthful art of thumbing, to the owner of the thumb

Is rewarding when a motorist who thinks about it some

In recollection of his youth to take them will decide

And they in turn are grateful for his giving them a ride


That’s how it is for two fun-filled Upper North Sydney lads

Jim Gillis and Doug Musgrave who are summertime nomads

From Port aux Basques to Stephenville to Deer Lake was their route

Then Gander, Clarenville, St. John’s, with sleeping bags their loot.


They have enjoyed the travel and will stay here for a while

Enjoyment and excitement is revealed in every smile

Their praise of one Bill Davis and the others whom they met

Is genuine and motorists like him they won’t forget.

Daily News Headline: Wabush LOSES $1 billion


August Is Here (August 2, 1974)

A ugust arrived yesterday looking good

U p go the temperatures as they should

G reat is the interest in each racing crew

U p till all hours on a night barbecue

S wimming and sailing and surfing all day

T attoo brings tourists up Signal Hill way.


I nterest in this year’s Regatta is wide

S eventh of August the day set aside

H appy am I on this birthday of mine

E verything seems to be working out fine

R egatta is nigh, it’s a real holiday

E veryone’s heading Quidi Vidi way.

Daily News Headline: (Promotion segment scrapped) Ottawa bails out of aid plan


Overlooking The Obvious (August 5, 1974)

One doesn’t have to go away

The province leave behind

To make a holiday worthwhile

And big attractions find.


What things and people near us

We often overlook

And get the pleasures to be found

Should make a worthwhile book.


Driving westward from St. John’s

You’re captured by the mood

Of relaxation that you’ll find

From here to Holyrood.


To Paradise and Topsail

Chamberlains and Manuels

Long Pond, Foxtrap, Kelligrews

Scenic excitement swells.


On through Upper Gullies next

Through Seal Cove will be found

The scenic spot called Holyrood

Our famed squid-jigging ground.


Reduced speed limits make the trip

A pleasure rare indeed

The scenic pictures, one’s reward

What one lacks in speed.

Daily News Headline: (4,000 jobs hang in balance) More expected to join boycott


Vacation Talk (August 6, 1974)

Vacation talk is all the rage

The places that you went

The sights you saw, the people met

Amount of money spent.


A certain chap returned to work

And told us with a sigh

About a sunny holiday

They had in P.E.I.


The family enjoyed the trip

They had a lot of fun

Without intention, what he said

Resulted in a pun.


They moved along by trailer, and

The comment made was rich

“We took the trailer with us b’y

And never had a hitch.”

Daily News Headline: (Nixon admits lying) Now ready for Senate impeachment (“virtually a foregone conclusion”)


Helping With Industry (August 7, 1974)

This morning as we tumble out of our bed

We hope the Regatta is going ahead.


Participants have been psyched up for today

Bursting to get every race under way


Concessionaires also, last night working late

Anxiously on the decision await.


Fingers crossed weather and wind will permit

Committee to say: “It’s today - this is it.”


As this is being written the outlook is good

And I, with spectators, am knocking on wood.


That this year’s Regatta on schedule will be

Attractions, the races, and air show we’ll see.

Daily News Headline: (Car wash?) How does $200 sound?


Day One (August 8, 1974)

Day No. 1 of Regatta is o’er

Everyone now looking forward to more

Blessed was the day with a skyful of sun

Setting the mood for a dayful of fun.


Thousands to Lakeside on car and by foot

Went, and into it their energy put

As the sellers of tickets and goodies to eat

Giving to patrons a Regatta treat.


The C.L.B. Band were in uniform there

Their bright music wafting on quite breezy air

Which caused the postponement of program prepared

The Committee on outcome being probably scared.


As it was, an event some excitement did make

A car of late vintage eased into the lake

But occupants rescued, it worked out O.K.

And caused its own stir this Regatta Day.


Among special treats, here’s a tip of the hat

To the Folk Arts, they were where the action was at

The fact is they made it, by dancing and song

By crowds gathered there they were coming on strong.


The warmth of the day and the mixture of booze

Saw the usual group having their little snooze

Advocators of two days or more, if sincere

Should be pleased that’s the way it is going this year.

Daily News Headline: (“Irresponsibility” is scored) Fish plants suing union


Nix On Nixon (August 9, 1974)

If immunity comes with being way up in G

Then we all should aspire to the Presidency

Prime Minister, Premier, whatever the slot

Or a cabinet post that is meribegot.

That calibre’s such that the picture has been

A political person must be a sleveen

A too-sweeping statement that puts in a lump

The head and the shoulders, the ribs and the rump

For every component must separate be

There are in the ranks men of integrity

But the image is such, that while some would have dared

There’d be too much to lose, though for people they cared

And justified too, as we see Nixon reach

A quite unique stage, people shouting “Impeach”

But he’s beating it with his ‘immunity’ sign

And no doubt the outcome will be he’ll resign

For it’s understood he’d get pension that way

And though losing prestige he’ll be settled away

Which is questionable and makes justice look sick

He still has the advantage though in it quite thick

Yet the total exposure makes people aware

That when voting in future they’ll exercise care.

Daily News Headline: NIXON RESIGNS

Smallwood - Nixon Party (August 12, 1974)

Newfoundland through efforts of a lifetime resident

The services may yet acquire of one-time President

If rumors now persisting any basis have in fact

Then Joey Smallwood surely will be getting in the act.


If the Liberal Convention gives the nod to Joseph R.

All out he’ll go for headlines, the question is how far?

His good friend Richard Nixon as advisor might become

Between the two of them this rock of ours would really hum.


Hum has varied meanings and the choice is yours to make

Will Smallwood be returning, is it just another fake?

Time will give the answer, as did time with Watergate.

As yet don’t let it bug you, you will only have to wait.

Daily News Headline: (Worst crash since ‘69) Five dead, seven hurt


Regatta Wrap-Up (August 13, 1974)

The long awaited races came and went

Establishing this time a precedent

The hundred fifty year balloon has burst

Two crews sharing the honors of being first.


The championship race exciting was

To each spectator at the Lake, because

Although they saw the finish, heard the gun

They still could not determine who had won.


The judges too, and watchers of the clock

Reconfirmed each passing tic and toc

A photo-finish was at last declared

And the championship race had to be shared.


The crews of Hickmans and the Light and Power

Electrified Regatta’s closing hour

Sandy Greeley, Gordon Tilley - winning cox

Share the honors and up go their racing stocks.

Daily News Headline: (City Hall) Another planner quitting?

Comment: The title was originally printed in The Daily News as "Regatta Warm-Up". Given the content of the poem, I am confident it should have read "Regatta Wrap-Up".


Complexion Change At City Hall (August 14, 1974)

Some cannot figure out at all

The goings-on at City Hall

And think that something’s out of line

When people readily resign.


But is it really all that strange?

For each administration change

Sees people leaving, others come

That’s what make politicians hum.


The upper echelon, no sweat

Another choice of post to get

For often times it has been found

While in one job they shop around.


Quite oft one sees with change of face

A noticeable change of pace

Who knows? If we but knock on wood

These changes may be for the goo.

Daily News Headline: (Unemployed: National rate is up) (Newfoundland picture brightens, but) We still have 26,000 out of work


Senior Citizens Day (August 15, 1974)

This is quite a special day

In a civic kind of way

Senior Citizens we’re toasting

And the City Hall is hosting

To honor warm and tender folks who’ve reached

The golden years of living.


A little time to give and share

Will show the folks we really care

And the little celebration

Is a small appreciation

Of the contributions they have made up to

The golden years of living.


So we hope that one and all

Will come along and have a ball

There’s an open invitation

As we show our admiration

And gentle folks we hope we too will reach

The golden years of living.

Daily News Headline: (Two boys adrift in a dory) They’re okay!


Atlantic Place (August 16, 1974)

Developers some problems face

With projects like Atlantic Place

Not all can they anticipate

And costs of building escalate.


Some groups this project did oppose

And somehow we must think of those.

Protestors may sit back and laugh

If this Place should be cut in half.


One rumor is I understand

That the new Hotel Newfoundland

May not, since they are paying rent

With space reductions be content.


Since for the future they had planned

And knowing they could not expand

They had to plan well in advance

Aware they had no second chance


Elaborate the plans they made

Thus their financial plans were laid

And nothing less could they expect

And to reductions would object.


Whatever be Atlantic’s fate

With interest for news we’ll wait

Of controversy there’ll be more

As stories do, or do not, soar.

Daily News Headline: (Good reason to pay councillors?) No meetings in Mount Pearl in 2 months (They can’t get a quorum)


Senior Citizens Party (August 19, 1974)

The cold grey concrete structure

That we know as City Hall

Was alive and warm last Thursday

As the old folks had a ball.


Twas a time of celebration

Each Senior Citizen the guest

And that each was nobly treated

They did readily attest.


Entertainment was provided

Singers, dancers, those who played

Eats were plentiful and tasty

And some gents just had it made.


As they had their beer to sip on

Met old friends of years gone by

Or sat in the council chamber

With a little gleam in eye


What was called a Garden Party

Where by hundreds did they swarm

Was instead a big house party

City Hall at last is warm.

Daily News Headline: Court picks foster parents over boy’s mother (Allegations made of child abuse)

Southern Shore (August 20, 1974)

Pavement does a difference make

A trip up southern shore way take

And everywhere it's evident

Up there much money is being spent.


One time a lengthy trip, in dust,

Made only if it was a must

The city drive was quite a chore

They do it now for an encore.


To bingos, movies, sports and such

These days it matters not that much

Hop in the car, and leisurely

Motor to capital city.


The present livyers chose to stay

And almost every other day

New homes under construction are

With pavement it's not all that far.


For visitors the drive is a treat

The scenery makes it complete

In hospitality the score

The welcome's out at every door.

Daily News Headline: Mt. Pearl council angry over Daily News article

And How Are We This Morning? (August 21, 1974)

Good morning to hospital patients today

With our cheers and a pleasant hello

People outside think you find the time long

But you know of course that isn’t so.


The day is quite young when activity starts

Medications, and blood tests for some

Breakfast, then X-Rays, bed changes and baths

With activities hospitals hum.


Changes of dressings, of casts or of splints

Therapy, it is exercise time

Each day some little improvement denotes

Whether brief, or at length, be the climb.


Lunch time does ever so quickly arrive

Then visitors, temps, and more tests

And dinner is brought to your bedside – but when?

When you’re just settled down for a rest.


Care and attention is evident though

As much patience to patients is shown

But patients need patience to help their own cause

A weak smile far exceeds a big groan.

Daily News Headline: (Trawlerman’s strike settlement near?) One major obstacle in view


Liberal Convention (August 22, 1974)

The Liberal Convention is the up and coming thing

With praises for new leaders the Convention Halls will ring

The Roberts reign is closing and who knows if bad or good

It will be to Lib supporters with return of Joe Smallwood.


There is plenty of conjecture but if he means what he tells

And I think he does, discount the possibility of Wells

From Corner Brook to enter, this at present he’ll forego

And one very likely prospect is on leave now, William Rowe.


The Convention in October should, with new names in the hat

Be quite a place to visit, ‘twill be where the action’s at

However rising prices any pocketbook will hurt

There’s a thought the Grits to Stirling in October will convert.

Daily News Headline: (They’re finding out it’s not that easy) Cut and chop ... if they can!


Arts & Culture Hoedown (23, 1974)

The big Celebration

For Confederation

Meant participation

As never before

The Folk Arts with vision

Had made a decision

Talent by division

To bring to the fore.


Tomorrow the lancers

And springy step-dancers

Provide us with answers

Does talent abound?

The fiddlers are stringing

Folk artists singing

From all over bringing

The talent we’ve found.


Music toe-tapping

Accordions flapping

With lots of hand clapping

In Saturday’s treat

The jigs and reels hoedown

A great local showdown

Be sure that you do down

And at the Arts meet.

Daily News Headline: (John Shaheen to debate Union leader challenges) Refinery financing in trouble? (Hints promoter leading government “down the garden path”)


Don't Be A Drip (August 26, 1974)

Water we going to do about water

Water our thoughts on the water supply

Water the answers to current dilemma

Most of them may be found up in the sky.


Water through rainfall we need to replenish

The normal supply Windsor Lake passes on

And that other source of the colorless liquid

West of St. John’s, Petty Harbour Big Pond.


The onus is on us to heed City Council

Sparingly using our water supply

There is an old adage that covers the subject

The well you’ll not miss till the water runs dry.

Daily News Headline: (Lower Churchill) Ottawa must provide enough money


Fishermen's Bright Spot (August 27, 1974)

The drying of fish we oft saw on a flake

Was something for years we for granted did take

The frail looking flakes with their intertwined rails

Were covered with drying fish placed head and tails.


Women went out to the flakes in their turn

Spreading the fish, helping husbands to earn

That few paultry dollars light salted would fetch

And often content to eat most of the catch.


At last now the fishermen’s getting his wish

Saltfish Corporation says a market for fish

Is there whether salting be heavy or light

That’s a bit of news that is a little bit bright.


But flakes are much scarcer, and little appeal

When fishermen seem to get such a raw deal

As recent years show, but hopefully now

The future for them will be brightened somehow.

Daily News Headline: (Still “good” for city declares Mayor Wyatt) Trizec cut down to a third


Countdown To School (August 28, 1974)

A week from today the vacation is o’er

Children again into classrooms will pour

It’s clothes getting time and I’m very impressed

When students present themselves properly dressed.


The casual look as we all are aware

Can be overdone like the grooming of hair

Or lack of it rather, for hair, styled and neat

On smartly dressed students is very complete


The freedom of summer the students will find

A difficult thing to be leaving behind

But life has its disciplines, orders and rules

The basic of which they will learn in the schools.

Daily News Headline: (Administration under threat) General strike in French islands?


As Garbage Bags Tell It (August 29, 1974)

A humble garbage bag am I

The usual green plastic one

Of household size, I’m in demand

And everywhere the answer’s “None”.


The thinner orange type in stock

Must be designed to irritate

They’re twice as big and twice as thin

And can’t support their extra weight.


I had my problems starting off

To recent years was not allowed

To be for garbage purpose used

But now I’m in demand – I’m proud

Daily News Headline: Reduce maximum speed to 55 m.p.h.?


The Trizec Touch (August 30, 1974)

Trizec’s approved

Though diluted somewhat

One more little piece

In the giant sized plot.


To make the big city

Impressive and suave

Whatever might be

Consequence thereof.


Of that vacant spot

To the City Hall’s west

Conjecture will cease

We can put it to rest.


Where old homes once stood

Tanks, and horse troughs and drains

And enterprise comes

Seeking capital gains.


New Gower Street once

Had its own claim to fame

With Trizec it may

See some more of the same.

Daily News Headline: Brutality charges investigated

September 1974

Summer Wind Up (September 3, 1974)

The wind up of Summer with Labor day gone

New clothes and new attitudes soon we will don

Yesterday’s sunny farewell was a treat

Making the weekend touch very complete.


For back-to-schoolers it’s freedom’s last day

Tomorrow they’ll find some restrictions in play

Some students their brief work careers will abort

And they’ll gear themselves up for scholastics and sport.


Home routines, meal schedules, all out of whack

To some sort of system will slowly come back

Holiday stories will freely be spun

Each claiming that he or she had the most fun.

Daily News Headline: (Count 21 skulls) Broken bodies dug out of garbage


Bus Is A Must (September 4, 1974)

It is not new to us

All the fuss o’er the bus

And I don’t know what poor simple soul

The council could sway

The way things are today

To buy a business in the hole.


Transit systems we find

Are not really designed

So the margin of profit is wide

But in fact, they indeed

Fill a definite need

A service to the public provide.


Now some changes no doubt

Will in time be worked out

But a city this size can’t deny

Transportation’s a must

Though financially cussed

And all they can do with it is try.

Daily News Headline: (Cyprus: Grisly evidence of another) MASSACRE!


Good Company (September 5, 1974)

One part of our holidays worthy of note

An evening we really enjoyed

With people, non-drinkers, whose company was great

And no drinking persuasion employed.


We went to a movie then out for a snack

Then back to their home, where we stayed

We covered a broad conversation range

And with music and fun had it made.


The change was a welcome one, almost a treat

A pattern departure, just think

It’s true, is it not, that wherever you go

The first question asked - “have a drink?”


And people insist, you can’t fly on one wing

Until one becomes two, perhaps three

As one who can take it or not, I endorse

Any trends towards sobriety.

Daily News Headline: (FISHERMEN’S STRIKE DRAGS ON) LAST CHANCE FOR TALKS


Sobering Thoughts (September 6, 1974)

When someone wields a knife or stub-nosed rifle

And someone dies – it’s murder – simple fact

For people wielding cars with results fatal

How differently we and law react.


My finger points at so-called impaired drivers

People who are drunk in charge of cars

The victim’s sometimes blamed for being careless

Or being drunk himself – a legal farce


A speeding car can be a lethal weapon

At best of times it takes the utmost care

But add to this the reckless, carefree driver

Reflexes down – potential killer here.


Weekend arrests of forty impaired drivers

A staggering statistic at the least

Thank God for the alertness of policemen

Impaired driving sharply has increased.


The fellows whom you drink with may be buddies

Yet moments later cause you untold strife

By injuring a close friend or a loved one

Or even, Lord forbid, taking their life.

Daily News Headline: (Lundrigan mentioned again) Shake-up due in fisheries


Lotteries (September 9, 1974)

Money is needed to balance the books

Yet Council the obvious still overlooks

Strongly and often suggestion I’ve made

It’s time that some lottery plans were being laid.


Some planning and organization ‘twill take

But think of the handsome returns it will make

For thousands and thousands of dollars each year

In all kinds of lotteries just disappear


This money spent does the city no good

Stays not in the province as really it should

But rather it benefits someone remote

That’s why the whole thing has been getting my goat.


With money on tickets we’re spending it seems

The Council could finance a number of schemes

Prizes in thousands and regular draws

People buy tickets whatever the cause.


Lotteries, lotteries, give them a splash

City Hall coffers could do with the cash

Whatever the red tape through which you must plow

Before someone beats you, act on it, and now.

Daily News Headline: Fishermen must now decide


At The Gas Tank (September 10, 1974)

“In a rush boy, fill er up”

“Yes sir – Sir please don’t smoke

And would you turn your car off too”

“What’s this! Some kind of joke”.


“Oh no sir, regulations sir

Designed to save your life

We want to keep our customers

Like you and your good wife.”


“Forget it kid I’m gonna smoke”

And with that he took off

Hauled into the next station

With a shout, and hacking cough.


“Hey fill er up” – “Yes sir will do,

You going very far?”

“Yeah, soon as I light up again

Stop yacking, fill the car”


“Hold it sir, I dropped the hose

Don’t flick that.....” – At a bar

The talk is all about a couple

Blown up in a car.

Daily News Headline: (Northeast land assembly:) “Nothing but a problem”


Stop Vandalism (September 11, 1974)

Idle hands and idle minds

To vandalism lean

And citizens contribute

Not reporting what they’ve seen.


Policemen’s duties need review

The meter work delete

Instead protect the neighbourhoods

By their being on the beat.


The presence of an officer

Would a deterrent be

The force may have to be increased

To protect property.


It’s almost gone beyond control

Firm action now we need

Too easy on maneens are we

The law is there to heed.

Daily News Headline: (Ford shocks America) Pardons being studied for everyone!!

It’s Out, It’s Released, It’s Announced, It’s A Fact (September 12, 1974)

Rejoice and be glad and a big whoopee ding

Joseph R. Smallwood is back in the ring

He still invites headlines, and media know

That he is good copy howe’er it will go.


The first stage of comeback is over and one

Now for observers will come the real fun

The jostling, manoeuvring, the offbeat approach

The inroads he’ll make, and on whom he’ll encroach.


The conclusion jumpers are wasting no time

As if he’s elected, forgetting the climb

But there’s a Convention, and Liberals first

Will decide if the new Joey bubble will burst.


When trends are established and things start to hum

Out of the woodwork contenders will come

But that’s when supporters their colours will show

Will there be heavyweights gravitating to Joe?


Two former co-workers his praises will sing

Keep eyes on Bill Adams and Leonard Stirling

Ross Barbour, John Nolan, young Rowe and the lot

As time goes along they will thicken the plot.

Daily News Headline: (Some for, some against) Joey will come back


A West Coast Sunset (September 13, 1974)

As day concedes by minutes to the night

Tranquil the scene as motorists drive by

The stately trees in silhouette stand out

Against an ever-changing background sky.


The vast array of blending evening colours

The Master Artist’s hand does verify

In foreground greyish clouds, white, silver linings

Backdrops of sun and deep blue recessed sky.


The sun at sub-horizon lingers brightly

Floodlight effect it has upon the scene

A fiery golden crown on distant mountains

Its legacy - sunset - the day has been.

Daily News Headline: (Child custody case) Inquiry demanded


Tch! Tch! P.C.'s (September 16, 1974)

Frank Moores gets credit, he overthrew Joe

It then was the name of the game

But subsequent action and future intent

Make that deed his lone claim to fame.


We want an election at this point in time

As much as a hole in the head

If P.C.’s are still that concerned about Joe

Then it is just as well they were dead.


Elected decisively four years to serve

They shouldn’t abort it in three

If wrong be the rumor it has to be squelched

If there’s any depth to P.C.


Are the P.C.’s so unsure of themselves

That next time their fate is in doubt

If that’s so then maybe we’re just as well off

If next year they get booted out.

Daily News Headline: (All 13 safe) One man’s courage stopped disaster


It's Your Move (September 17, 1974)

Pack up your duffle

Prepare for the shuffle

Wear safety shoes lest someone step on your toes

Your feelings you’ll muffle

Though feathers it will ruffle

But ministers do come and go I suppose.


That’s a high bracket

To constantly hack it

Perhaps in time each will at it have a crack

There’s still time remaining

If some are complaining

There are some backbenchers who do have the knack.

Daily News Headline: (Some fishermen stay out) Strike!!!


Pause For Procrastinators (September 18, 1974)

The bustling busy beaver builds

Doing his darnedest with a dam

Twisting trees and thorns and twigs

Yet calculating, cool and calm.


Deftly dangling dancingly

The wily spider winds its web

The finished product fetches flies

Ensconced until each life will ebb.


The bird in beak a bundle bears

By nature needs a nest aloft

To hatch and house in habitat

Till offspring on its own takes off.


What lessons learned in industry

From creatures caught up with a cause

Yet humans waste a lot of time

Do give it thought, it’s worth the pause.

Daily News Headline: (Slates ... and not enough notice) Void MUN meeting?


Pupils And Politics (September 19, 1974)

The teacher said: “Now children here’s our lesson for the day

It’s all about a dumping ground known as Robin Hood Bay

And how we employ politics to make a move or not

I’ll throw in some suggestions around which you can make a plot.”


“A very influential man as you in time will find

For eastern outskirts of St. John’s development designed

This latest subdivision when the project is complete

Will put to shame existing ones, in short, will be elite.”


“To bring about such major change and money people lure

There had to be commitments made, call it an overture

To whom? by whom? make that your quest, and digging you will see.

The dump just had to go to build it up commercially.”


“The MHA’s for North and South St. John’s are widely known

As outspoken backbenchers, no consideration shown

For them or their constituents, do you see the design

In choosing that unlikely spot known as the Ruby Line.”


“Ask yourselves some questions on this project for the day

Consider as alternate site, let’s say, Freshwater Bay.

Make notes about the property, its owners, - as time ticks

You’ll get a little inkling of the use of politics.”

Daily News Headline: (Holds news conference) Margaret recovering from “emotional stress”


Analysis (September 20, 1974)

“Well Garge me son, she’s pickin’ up since Joey started back.”

“Yes, Bill, I sees that all that crowd are filling up the slack,

In papers, radio, T.V., I tinks they’re goin’ nuts,

If they keeps goin’ on like this, I ‘llows they’ll turn our guts.”


“I knows but still you must agree there’s something in the wind.

Frank Moores is on the hop like someone with his ankles skinned,

The PCs changed their meetings and they says if Joe gets in,

They’ll call a snap election so he’ll have no chance to win.”


“Now cripes Bill even I knows better, little bit I know,

But there could be a danger underestimating Joe

See how he worked it out to get a seat if he should win.

Think back to Freddie Rowe and then in time it will sink in.”


“After Fred, young William, now there was no song or dance,

But notice as Joe passed out hints, young Rowe took off for France

That left the spot for Joe, see, and that’s just how he works.

It isn’t that he’s all that shrewd, the others are such jerks.”


“Well that’s an earful I’ll admit but still it makes some sense,

He’s working now on delegates, wants no one on the fence

It’s shocking b’y but notice how young Roberts got the clue,

And he’ll beat Joe, you wait and see, a buck? I’ll make it two.

Daily News Headline: (No plot says Kiss) Flat Denial!!

The Gough Triplets (September 23, 1974)

A trio of babies can cause quite a shock

Though father may be an ‘lectrician

As Martin and Mary Gough Friday thirteenth

Discovered that was the position.


Two sisters, one brother, in one single day

For Mark, just eleven months old,

Was one of life’s chapters of special delight

To be told and with flourish retold.


The CURRENT is no doubt A.C. in this OHM

But WATT is the secret, who knows?

We’re POSITIVE there’s nothing NEGATIVE here

As the circuit of the life freely flows.


Lisa, Cecile, are the two little girls

Karl the triplets completes, as a boy

A trio of blessings entrusted to Goughs

Our congratulations, much joy.

Daily News Headline: HURRICANE KILLS THOUSANDS (At least 5,000 bodies found and final death toll may be double that. Over 600,000 homeless)


But There Are Four (September 24, 1974)

The Media can much influence public

Headlines certain images convey

News reporting has to be impartial

And not designed in any way to sway.


The Liberals are holding a convention

Four people for the leadership will run

They are Simmons, Neary, Roberts, Smallwood

Give each an equal story, or give none.


When a man resigns from any business

He severs his relations, it is o’er

Coming back he is a new employee

That’s Joey’s status, I need not say more.

Daily News Headline: (St. John’s standing alone) The parasite once again


A New Breed (September 25, 1974)

Motorists as one can see

Are of a mixed variety

In temperament they have extremes

Beyond our even wildest dreams


A lot of them just love to speed

Another group just cannot read

A certain element will think

They’re driving experts with a drink


The casuals are hazards too

Although in numbers they are few

The type, no matter where it’s at

Will stop mid-street and have a chat


Another group it’s safe to bet

Pedestrians are out to get

While to some more it’s just a lark

To flaunt the law and double park.

Daily News Headline: (CN bus operators) ‘We’re not so green!’


How Goes It? (September 26, 1974)

How goes the battle?

Pretty tough you find

But sight is yours

While there are many blind


How goes the battle?

Rough! But just the same

You walk erect

While that man’s walking lame


How goes the battle?

Not so bright you think

That wasted man?

But you can take a drink


How goes the battle?

Some hurt your pride!

Those kids across the street

Both parents died.


How goes the battle?

Bet you never knew

As others are

How good it goes for you.

Daily News Headline: (Tickets $2.50) Meter parking will cost 25¢


A Pensive Meter (September 27, 1974)

I’m a meter, a sign of the times

And I swallow nickels and dimes

I cause you a frown

When you visit downtown

I’m a time ticker minus the chimes.


My hours used to be nine to six

But Council is up to new tricks

Now till midnight I’ll work

It’ll drive me berserk

But my diet they’re planning to fix.


The nickels and dimes were all right

But my palate will take new delight

With an expensive taste

I suppose ‘cause I’ll work through the night.


I’m pleased that concern is being shown

But I worry myself to the bone

Because it seems to me

I am destined to be

Deserted, left standing alone.

Daily News Headline: (Inflation tripling costs of basic public services) SLASH SPENDING?

Comments: I don't know what happened to the third verse. There is obviously a line missing, but I don't know why.


Dusk Danger (September 30, 1974)

Each day more quickly drawing to a close

It’s time for a reminder I suppose

To motorists that dusk’s a danger zone

With those who heed it not I pick a bone.


The turning on of parking lights won’t do

Perhaps it may be good enough for you

Oncoming vehicles, wherever bent,

In no way can decipher your intent.


Headlights full at dusk, and you will see

At present around sevenish ‘twill be

Pedestrians on these September nights

Must be alerted by your use of lights.

Daily News Headline: (Parliament opens today) Quiet tone for Throne Speech

October 1974

Respect Your Elders (October 1, 1974)

So milk is out of reach - it’s quite aloof

And I recall when milk was on the hoof

Fresh milk in bottles, rich and topped with cream

It’s not that long ago, yet like a dream.


Protect your teeth, get nourishment - that’s nice

But few can now afford the healthy price

Children of larger families must now

Think twice about the cliche, sacred cow.


Perhaps we should get back what we’ve outgrown

And people get some cattle of their own

Then kids could tie cows on, get on their knees

From some you’d here: “The udder udder please.”


It’s funny, yet it’s not, this news of late

That milk price once again will escalate

It’s not the cow’s fault, but are we not full

Of people who can help, but shoot the bull.

Daily News Headline: (It’s “restraint” and “phasing”) Promises will have to wait


Note To A Senior Citizen (October 2, 1974)

When an M.H.A. will threaten with a sit-in

As Aubrey Senior on the Grand Falls scene

One wonders why this step should be suggested.

What does being represented really mean?


A legislative member has, or should have

More access than the one who casts a vote

To people, ways and means of getting action

Even if it means getting someone’s goat.


A sit-in is a lazy way to do it

No forcefulness, nothing dramatic here

It’s just as well to do such things in comfort

With radio by side, and case of beer.


I know the Grand Falls scene, its traffic problem

Mount Peyton is just west of where it’s at

Some traffic counts, some accident statistics

Will stand up for your cause, not where you sat.

Daily News Headline: (“Many are called”) But not women!


Tranquility (October 3, 1974)

He reads to her (says she), with great expression

His voice an educated, cultured tone

In evening’s quiet hours they share the authors

Of poetry, or prose, this pair – alone.


Restricted vision makes it difficult

For her to read with pleasure as she ought

And as he does, she listens, and they comment

This arrangement for them happy hours have brought


They shared through life, and do so in its evening

And beautiful the picture it portrays

Of two in love, in harmony forever

Each complementing still the other’s ways.

Daily News Headline: (All out safely) 50 flee from inferno (They lost everything)


The Fish Market (October 4, 1974)

The fish market - whatever happened to that?

John Murphy had plans you recall

But nothing was done, except on the South Side

By two venturesome men on the ball.


The fish market-platform of Deputy John

I questioned when statement was made

And publicly asked was he cashing in on

The then survey of the Board of Trade.


The fish market - guess there’s another year gone

With actions on it being deferred

But guaranteed next time election rolls ‘round

The subject afresh will be heard.

Daily News Headline: The fat was in the fire


On Sunday At Dunville (October 7, 1974)

It’s the low road of Dunville.

The scene is quiet,

its silence broken only by the

infrequent passing of a vehicle,

a sharp contrast to the highway

activity a few hundred yards beyond.

A powerful autumn sun

causes one to avoid looking

into the reflective waters of the turbulent arm.

As the noise of the mechanical world

subsides, the ear becomes attuned

to the sounds and sights of nature.

Dories, punts and longliners

bob up and down at their moorings

in swaying rhythms,

sometimes rock-a-bye motions,

suggesting to the observer

that here would be the ideal place for a Sunday afternoon siesta.

Fresh winds toying with the fledgling white caps

slap them playfully against the boats’ bows.

Low flying gulls are a lesson

in perpetual motion

as they alternately fly with or against the afternoon breeze.

A couple of ducks enjoy the rhythm

of the Atlantic Ocean waters

in this one extremity (Northeast Arm)

disappearing from view at regular intervals.

The splashing, gurgling, guttural

tumblings of the cloud-shadowed waters

are comforting sounds. Overhead the

wind changes the cloud pattern as it blows each formation on to make room

for its successor, that we might still

enjoy the rich blue of the autumn sky.

The pleasures of nature are arrested by

two parallel streaks of white from an ocean bound jet. My

thoughts are arrested by the sound of a car almost out of control

as 135,987 attempts to take a 20 m.p.h.

curve at 40, and makes it, and I am with it

again, grateful for the brief respite

that nature enriched.

Daily News Headline: (Police get break in summer cabin thefts) Cache uncovered


Fire Prevention Week (October 8, 1974)

Through Fire Prevention have we lessons learned

That through our actions no one will be burned

It’s caution time, a week on the alert

With proper fire respect none will be hurt.


The simple things a difference can make

Like knowing there’s so much a plug can take

Removing T.V. sockets overnight

Not smoking in bed, lying or upright.


With Christmas in the wings, the time is nigh

All safety steps to quickly verify

Check the chimney, stove or fireplace

That tragedy you may not have to face


Think Fire Prevention this and every week

Where gas is used be sure there’s not a leak

Where open flame precautions always take

To fire hazards be ever wide awake.

Daily News Headline: Inflation (Canada faces it later) (The U.S. speaks today)


Daily Drama (October 9, 1974)

The drama of life carries on every day

A cross-section there for the view

At airport arrivals and departures too

The scene is 3-D, ever new.


The first-trip-away type tries hard to control

The urge to break down on the spot

The veteran traveller shakes hands with a smile

And a “see you again, thanks a lot.”


A couple in love give a tearful embrace

And tears one can see once again

As an elderly person gives vent to her awe

Her very first trip on a plane.


Laughter is there in abundance as well

With carefree, and those in the groove

The young, the experienced, those in a group

It’s fun to watch folks on the move.

Daily News Headline: Unemployment (We lead them all in jobless .... yet jobs go beggin!)


Trizec - Check (?) (October 10, 1974)

Dorothy’s done it, by heck

A half million dollars by check

For a while it was slow

With a shortage of dough


Then came fairy godfather – Trizec

On the surface it looks like a steal

But there’s still a whole lot to reveal

If Trizec is a friend


Will it be to the end

Can we say above board was the deal.

With provincial involvement there is doubt

That in long range ‘twill fully work out


If like building at MUN

They’ll just get the thing done

Without permit, and turn up their snout.

We rejoice that there’s money in sight


But we mustn’t be blind, with delight

The idea is good

But the councillors should

Take Trizec by the reins, and hold tight.


Daily News Headline: (68,000 students bused to school) Has it gone too far?

Thanksgiving (October 11, 1974)

A Thanksgiving weekend, but thankful for what

The high cost of living we face

The payday to payday existence of ours

The prejudices, the rat race.


One way to look at it, negative thoughts.

But all’s not as bad as it seems

Liberty, and independence is ours

And yes, we can live with our dreams.


There’s hope in our future, one surely agrees

Floods, tornadoes and droughts we don’t know,

We have friends and loved ones, and wanted we feel

We have lots to be thankful for, so


We thank the Good Lord for the faith of our choice

The favours that have come our way

We can share our Thanksgiving with those who need help

Make it for them a Thanksgiving Day.

Daily News Headline: Majority for Wilson


Ramblings (October 15, 1974)

What a chin lifting day, there’s no Monday to face

It’s Tuesday already, we quicken the pace

Of the week as the holiday cut it by one

The last of the extended weekends of fun


Our big celebration officially’s done

Concluded at Gander with weekend of fun

On hand for prestige was Prince Philip - the Duke

Royalty’s answer to Cool Handed Luke.


For kids there’s a weekend of fun still in store

In sixteen days time they will knock on your door

But the weirdest thing is, I accept this no way

There are Christmas cards already out on display.


Enough about that for the present at least

We hope that you had a good Thanksgiving feast

That you’re rested and ready for winter to meet

And perhaps find a way for to harness the heat.


That is sure to escape in a very short while

From contenders displaying their leadership style

As the Liberals meet and their platforms expound

Wonder will a bridge to Bell Island be found?


Or what innovations the four will propose

Like cutting down cabinet quota, I suppose

Or an iceberg industry, tunnels perhaps

Who knows what’s in store from the four, or more, chaps.

Daily News Headline: (The trial begins) “Even Nixon” was involved


A Look At Atlantic Place (October 16, 1974)

Is Atlantic Place to be arrested

A matter of conjecture it would seem

But solidly enough the current rumor

That there will be curtailment to the scheme.


How about a word from the protestors

Who strongly did advance their point of view

That lack of view the structure would result in

Are they delighted plans have gone askew.


Rusty steel and cold grey brick and mortar

Observers witness at this point in time

It will be interesting when completed

To see how high Atlantic Place will climb.

Daily News Headline: (Erlichman washes hands) Nixon’s deceit caused scandal


Call To Action (October 17, 1974)

Whoever thought ‘twould happen in our sheltered Newfoundland

That respect for law and order would be getting out of hand

We have suddenly arrived there, it is here, the time is now -

It is not to be avoided, we must action take, somehow.


The vigilante aspect has its virtues, but it’s tough

And the tackling of the problem isn’t general enough

If there’s a Justice Department, let us see it come to fore

They should have been one step ahead, they also know the score.


We have police protection, but before we come to harm

It needs some extra bodies, as a first shot in the arm

The sentences being meted must get tougher by degree

The whole thing’s getting out of hand, let’s face reality.


The sciences behavioural their influence have shown

Through leniency it appears the trends of crime have grown

We must have firmer action, law enforcement increase

To curb criminal upswing, crime itself will never cease.

Daily News Headline: (Now under control) Millions are lost


Leaves Dropping (October 18, 1974)

Just a few short weeks ago I noticed it at first.

People looking at me as they passed

Turning round and making comments that I couldn’t hear

“A ha” thought I, “they notice me at last”.


My neighbours I also observed were being talked about

We’ve all grown up together you might say

We whispered to each other and though life ebbed from my limbs

We anxiously awaited every day.


I saw them taking pictures, heard their comments of delight

And the answer to it all came by degrees

It happens every autumn, but I’m getting old I suppose

That’s what happens when you’re one of many trees.


The leaves fast changing colours will eventually die

And I’ll let the winds direct their future plight

You must agree though as a tree I hate to see the time

When stripped of all my leaves, I’m quite a sight.

Daily News Headline: (Paints incredible series of events) Threatened with death


Halcyon The Great Couldn't Wait (October 21, 1974)

Because they were in quite a state

Owners of “Halcyon the Great”

Decided ere it was too late

To England it should gravitate


With quick dispatch, being quite astute

They chose no doubt through lack of loot

To take a chance and quickly scoot

With noble Mounties in pursuit


The “Halcyon” went straight away

At fast clip through Placentia Bay

And though I had been there that day

You’d never know ‘twas under way


The codfish and the whale type chase

Brought smiles to the most sober face

Cutter and copter in the race

With “Halcyon” setting the pace


The big one won, quite easily

Beyond the bay, way out to sea

Its bilges belched quite happily

In farewell to R.C.M.P.


It makes an interesting scene

Picture a gaping John Shaheen

At empty berth where boat had been

Muttering “Halcyon” – sleeveen.

Daily News Headline: (Warrant issued for ship’s Captain) OIL TANKER SLIPS AWAY (Outruns RCMP patrol vessel)


Give 'Em A Break (October 22, 1974)

The staff at St. John’s Stadium

Seems to be very bent

On milking from their patrons young

Their last and every cent.


If boys or girls are somewhat tall

Or do appear mature

They’re argued they are over age

And pointed to the door.


The shyer kids will back away,

When talked to in this vein

The other type will prove they’re right

But go through it again.


We all helped build the Stadium

And give it our support

The parents fork over the dough

Young people pay for sport


It cost enough to keep them goin’

Why put us in a rage

By making it so hard for kids

Who look big for their age.

Daily News Headline: (Dyer report says Buchans good for six years) Fears mine may close in 3 years

A Challenge (October 23, 1974)

The vandalism rampant now

Of private and business concern

Must get us all involved somehow

If we expect the tide to turn.


The age of those responsible

Is such that parents, in their role

Are helpless at this point in time

For they are far beyond control.


How can we stop them? There’s a way

One sure way it can be resolved

If you are witness to an act

Don’t close your eyes, but get involved


Report on what you see and hear

And accurate descriptions give

We only have ourselves to blame

If in our cities we can’t live.


We must insist on more police

And better use of those on hand

Then be prepared to back them up

And take a firm and active stand.

Daily News Headline: (Water Street) Canada’s most vandalized street


Memo To J.R. (October 24, 1974)

It appears Mr. Smallwood’s befuddled

Senility’s catching up fast

The purpose of this week’s convention

The poor man completely by-passed.


He’s bedoddled, confused, all-astray like

He thinks to the polls he is goin’

Making promises wild and daydreamish

Strange acting although with his own


Now Joey this is a Convention

Not election, Convention, you hear

Convention, Convention, Convention

To put a wee bug in your ear


The gullible ones go for promise

Your gimmicks on election may buy

But intelligent delegates surely

Already have waved you bye bye


The reins have been passed, they’re not yours now

You held them too tight, for too long

“So long, it’s been good to know you”

We’ll dedicate to you that song.

Daily News Headline: (Return Doyle’s passport) Vardy extradition a year away?


Classifieds (October 25, 1974)

WANTED: A leader in worst kind of way

One who’ll our image restore

One who will close in the Liberal ranks

With all of us have a rapport.


FOR SALE: By one who needs the chips

A catalogue on ego trips

Suggested use of those naive

And tricks on laughing up your sleeve.


WILL TRADE: Quite willing to confess

Where arrogant I need finesse

Will switch with someone, or will buy

If he’s a better man than I.


WANTED: Whatever is in reach

Based on the principles I teach

Though novice I can guarantee

A total change in imagery.


WILL STAY: Without a twist of arm

Can’t offer any special charm

Or wit, not even any sham

You have to take me as I am.

Daily News Headline: (First delegates arrive) Liberals hope they’re picking next premier


Steve And Rog And Joe And Ed (October 28, 1974)

Steve and Rog and Joe and Ed

Each hoped the Liberals to head

No nominations from the floor

Left votes to be shared with the four.


Someone must lose, the first was Steve

Which Rog and Joe and Ed did leave

To put themselves under the gun

To earn position Number one.


Rog bowed out reluctantly

Handwriting on the wall did see

And left the second count instead

To doubtful Joe and nervous Ed


When count for Joe was first one read

The shouts were loud and clear for Ed

It must have been a smashing blow

To ego of the hopeful Joe.


Something worthwhile, not an aside

The party seems more unified

Only one way to go, ahead

With Steve and Rog and Joe and Ed.


Biggest excitement was the bomb

A phone call, no one knows wherefrom

Like Sally’s Cove, some local bloke

Came up with one more Newfie joke.

Daily News Headline: Goodby Joey ... again!!


We Need Armed Forces (October 29, 1974)

I protest clear, and loud and long

The move Armed Forces to reduce

No public outcry do we hear

We’re apathetic I deduce


Jos. O’Driscoll you’ll recall

Made every effort to increase

Armed forces role in Newfoundland

Not only wartime, but in peace


The vandalism rampant now

Where people live in terror here

Warrants our own peacekeeping force

At home we shouldn’t live in fear.


Have veterans protested much?

Did M.H.A.s and M.P.s cease?

We need Armed Forces badly now

If nothing else than keep the peace.

Daily News Headline: (Clean up New Town roads or there’ll be) No garbage collection


Government Telephone Number (October 30, 1974)

Imagine in a telephone number

So many things can be seen

5639 stood for JOEY

But he is gone this Hallowe’en


Now in 739 we are reading

The letters and someone found SEX

Be SEW is there, (reaping the harvest)

And a stateliness, if you read REX


PEW has a church connotation

Why not give a call have your SEY

If you work there, you’ll tell us for certain

One good thing about it is PEY.

Daily News Headline: NIXON CRITICAL


Handout Time (October 31, 1974)

Tomorrow evening comes the time

To answer knock or gentle chime

The little folk in dress complete

Will call on you for “Trick or Treat”


No treat, no trick, they won’t get sore

Just move on to another door

But all the fun’s gone up the spout

The name should be changed to “Handout”


The thing to watch for I predict

Is not the wee ones treat or trick

But older ones, their action’s sick

Those on the vandalism kick.


A word of caution we insert

We’d hate to see the kids get hurt

Some kids are careless, watch for these

Dark’s early now, be careful please.

Daily News Headline: (“Why the hell didn’t you let me know”) Jamieson denies used muscle

November 1974

The Law (November 1, 1974)

Mr. Hickman’s recent word

On teeth in law should well be heard

The take-it-easy bit’s gone by

Law breakers tend to crucify.


Respect for law is going fast

It needs a very forceful blast

To keep offenders in some dread

Or it will all backfire instead.


The numbers in the jail is low

Which very pointedly must show

Suspended sentences in fact

Do not as a deterrent act.


Crime increase is evident

But lesser times in jail is spent

Lack of enforcement, that’s the flaw

We must put teeth into the law.

Daily News Headline: “Tremendous” losses for IOCC


Doody's Dilemma (November 4, 1974)

With disregard for business norms

Bill Doody took his can of worms

And threading on the thinnest ice

With little, if any, advice

Lit a provocation spark

By stating Industrial Park

For tax Municipal will be

Without responsibility

Suggesting that he has in mind

A code convenient designed

To by-pass local level’s right

To tax the business on its site

Complete reversal it would seem

Of any active Council’s dream

That businesses diversified

Will through their normal tax provide

The wherewithal at ready hand

A city service to expand.

The business, given the rope

Moved out beyond the city’s scope

And New Town sought it’s claim to make

Prepared no doubt for give and take

When suddenly Bill had his say

In figurative sort of way

Put out a shingle or a sign

Hands off, this place is mine, all mine

Which isn’t bad if one contends

Among effected ones are friends

But this much further thought requires

He first must put out other fires

Look into competition’s need

City and Township queries heed

For cities made are here to stay

But governments change every day.

Daily News Headline: Mystery death at MUN (Room-mates find woman’s nude body


Call To Arms For Cadets (November 5, 1974)

We talk of vandalism, right?

And currently we’re all uptight

But someone needs to shed some light

On Pleasantville Cadets. Their plight

Is one that needs a total look

For they had thrown at them the book

To get them out by hook or crook

But where to go? Out on the street

An already o’ercrowded beat

Of restless, vandalistic feet

The things we’re trying to defeat

Cadet supporters you are right

To stand up at your tallest height

For meeting place by day or night

As in your special ways you guide

Them all to take this world in stride

With your hard work being satisfied

Their future they can face with pride

Taxpayers Public Works support

So as the public we exhort

Even by force as last resort

Eviction of cadets to thwart

But heads together, hopefully

Cadets to practice will be free

In three one one and three one three

And to the plan we’ll write finis.

Daily News Headline: More men on the beat


A Plug For Police (November 6, 1974)

Trauma, shock and tragedy we witnessed

The whitecap of the current wave of crime

Yet a murder does reveal another image

Of police, and how they utilize their time.


The apprehension of a current suspect

Suggests give credit where it’s rightly due

With limited resource, they were effective

We quickly shout when something goes askew.


The news about policemen now we welcome

New, worthwhile equipment for the task

Of keeping steps ahead of crime intenders

Our co-operation’s all they ask.

Daily News Headline: The yolk’s on us ...


A Writer's Nourishment (November 7, 1974)

A column every day, to me, is cheer and not a chore

Limitations on my time prevent my writing more

If there are times one wonders whether it’s the thing to do

A reader’s simple comment or a letter pulls me through.


I found one night Tranquility, expressed it in a poem

A couple in declining years I visited at home

Of my comments concerning them they took time out and wrote

A warm and welcome gesture and another treasured note.


One heart broken mother wondered what it’s all about

Her son for whom she worked so hard from jail is looking out

Some words I penned a comfort were, and even in her plight

She too a greater effort spurs, by taking time to write.

Daily News Headline: Bring us cable, if you’re able?


Wear A Poppy (November 8, 1974)

The Poppy isn’t just another flower

It’s a symbol of a calibre of men

Who fought for cherished freedom man to man

In days when only few remember when.


The Poppy isn’t just another flower

It’s a legacy of laying down of lives

By sons who sought protection for their parents

By fathers, for their children and their wives.


The Poppy isn’t just another flower

It’s a present day reminder of a cause

Dependents of deceased though these are aided

As we buy one, on its meaning we should pause.

Daily News Headline: Railways reach agreement with 100,000 employees


A New Worry (November 12, 1974)

I never thought we’d see the day

In Newfoundland and Labrador

When people would be too afraid

To answer someone at the door.


The evident increase in crime

Makes many people cringe with fear

Some, bad experiences had

Others, disturbed by what they hear.


It’s bad enough to lock one’s door

Of theft and damage being aware

But we have reached a sad plateau

When doorbells do householders scare.


Ladies who have to live alone

Or older folks, to name a few

Are some who in the present day

This added stress are subject to.

Daily News Headline: NAPE WALKOUT

Pounds Of Flesh (November 13, 1974)

There seems to be an increase in the numbers

Of people in today’s society

Who find themselves with so much extra poundage

Not due to a sole impropriety.


With many jobs sedentary in nature

And people driving everywhere they go

With fish and chips, and many chicken takeouts

There’s instant weight, though losing process slow.


If you’re looking for an overweighted person

You may not have to wander very far

Just look down at your toes if tummy lets you

When you’re making your way to the nearest bar.


Or ask yourself how far you’ve walked past weekend

Or what’s the last time that you exercised

That frame of yours can fill out in a hurry

Everything’s against you, don’t be too surprised.

Daily News Headline: (Busy day on the bench) Crime in court


Frankly Speaking (November 14, 1974)

When a Premier is facetious he should say so

Any speech he makes is subject to a quote

Certainly the status of his office

Suggests his comments be worthy of note


The suggestion that we leave Confederation

And then re-enter on conditions new

May not be all that foolish in the long run

Then again some benefits it may undo


Whatever the intent of Moores, the Premier

When he in fun at Ottawa does poke

If levity is meant, let it be stated

Or all his speeches may become a joke.

Daily News Headline: (Political decision?) Air Canada says “No!” to capital


Halfway Mark (November 15, 1974)

We’re at the mid-November mark

With less of day and more of dark

The month flies by as does the year

In no time Christmas will be here.


Already plans are being made

For Jaycees Santa Claus Parade

Around the province, every school

Pre-Christmas concerts is the rule.


In each home daily there is more

Of cleaning, decorating chore

Christmas in the wings awaits

A time each child anticipates.

Daily News Headline: Strikes obey courts (NAPE’s Peddle says strikers back at work)


Just Between Us Airports (November 18, 1974)

I’m known as St. John’s Airport

Although I’m in Torbay

My name is always in the news

Depends what people say


They want to change my status

To International

But I would not want Gander hurt

For Gander is my pal.


Around him built a township

He is the main support

If I got too big for my shoes

His good deeds I would thwart


I would be happier if they

Would touch me up a bit

Build a decent terminal

And then be done with it


I know demands are being made

But I’ll be red in face

If I am forced my role to change

And take my best pal’s place


If I go International

One thing, when that is done

I won’t be satisfied until

I’m Airport No. 1

Daily News Headline: (Budget today) Inflation top target?


Sour Notes On Sweet Things (November 19, 1974)

The Supermarket rip off

Is evident each day

Check it out in person

If not sure of what I say.


Check best selling items

The brand names on the top

They’re 3 or 4 or 5 cents more

Each week or two you shop.


Sugar’s gone the limit

But it’s a backhand slam

To use it as a bland excuse

To jack up old stock jam.


Cheese, one more essential

Is gone the limit now

Surely there’s no sugar

In the product of a cow


Unless the Supermarkets

Produced another ilk

And tell un now they have a cow

That gives out sweetened milk.

Daily News Headline: (Flush feds cut taxes) Turner is early Santa


Yesterday (November 20, 1974)

White, grey, and smoky formation

of clouds, against background of blue

Moving effectively, lazily,

Blanking the sun from our view.


A follow-the-leader type process

As cloud after cloud has its fun

Its one side a brilliant white fluffdom

Its dark one a mask for the sun.


The alternate sunshine and shadow

Influenced by clouds in the sky

Combined with the crispness of autumn

Confirms to us winter is nigh.

Daily News Headline: (Rising consumer prices) We get belted again


Booze News (November 21, 1974)

The current news

About the booze

Is that in price it’s rising

To buy a crock

Dig in the sock

That isn’t too surprising


The timing’s good

A handful could

Perhaps stock up for certain

But once again

It’s very plain

The working type it’s hurtin


Another blow

To average Joe

His struggle getting drastic

He’s out of luck

Unless his buck

Is rubber or elastic


And should he choose

To buy his booze

‘Twould only be upsetting

Because ‘twas there

‘Twould disappear

His whistle he’d be wetting.

Daily News Headline: Doyle seeks $10 million from RCMP, Hickman

Pre-Christmas Check Up (November 22, 1974)

Have you checked up on your Christmas decorations

The ones you set aside from year to year

Are you satisfied the tree lights you’ve been using

Are safe to use without a hint of fear.


An early check can help you to determine

If any sets aren’t functioning all right

Should new ones be required it’s an investment

That could perhaps spare misery and plight.


By throwing out those sets a bit defective

You could be saving lives, it’s hard to state

But if you don’t the chance you take this Christmas

May be your last, when fire starts it’s too late.

Daily News Headline: Twillingate robber takes hostages (Two men and girl released unharmed; man arrested after $150 stolen)


Untitled (November 25, 1974)

What do you know about School Tax?

Are you acquainted with the facts?

Of course you’re not, meetings have been

Secret so far, don’t intervene.

Though meetings should have open been

What think you of the latest scene

With prayer for guidance it began

But only minutes did it span.

When privileged it then became

Being secret’s the name of the game

Its cut and dried the tax is set

But no one’s letting it out yet.

So what to do? Go out tonight

To get yourself a little light

On how it works, you may find out

Just what this thing is all about.

You have to make your way to MUN

That’s where the story will be spun

The School Tax isn’t calling this

It’s much more like a hit and miss.

The Education Building will

This evening be the place to fill

The room number 210A

Come on in and have your say

The only way you’ll ever know

What’s doing and what’s on the go

Mr. Ottenheimer should

Be in attendance, knock on wood

School Board reps, I’m told will be

Fielding questions craftily

Now’s your chance, go in, be heard

Who told you? Say, a little bird.

Daily News Headline: (Sex education in R.C. schools) Somebody got cold feet


The Greene Scene (November 26, 1974)

The complexion is changed on political scene

The P.C.s new leader is lawyer James Greene

The role isn’t new, he has been there before

There is surely no doubt he’s well up on the score


Greene’s entry gives Roberts a challenge to face

Both leaders are young and well matched for the race.

There’ll be enough time all their spadework to do

Before an election is called, or is due.


A little conjecture that’s not too off beat

Frankie is tired of the Premier’s seat

His Smallwood defeat was his major contest

And all that he wanted to I suggest


P.C.s for a National Leader must seek

Stanfield has had it, his image grows weak

Who can they look to, to open the doors

You guessed it, their next Leader will be Frank Moores


Without batting eyelash he won’t hesitate

Position of Premier to quickly vacate

That makes it exciting on Newfoundland scene

Who’ll be the next Premier? Ed Roberts or Greene?

Daily News Headline: (Poll tax: $75; Business tax: 6% of rental value) School tax exposed


The Hand Of Innocence (November 27, 1974)

I held today the hand of innocence

It warmly gave response to gentle squeeze

The little figure settling down to sleep

From prostrate form to resting on the knees.


I held today the hand of innocence

And through protective bars of crib did peep

The eyes that mirrored every little wonder

And gently closed in welcome evening sleep.


I held today the hand of innocence

And like all parents wished it ever so

But life to be fulfilled the pattern changes

In strength of mind and body children grow


I held today the hand of innocence

And pondered on its value for a while

The sleeping one a picture of contentment

With gentle breathing and a trace of smile.

Daily News Headline: Fishermen try to oust Cashin?


On School Tax (November 28, 1974)

The new School Tax Authority

Avoided all publicity

Until the package deal was cut and dried

Did Council really care, or know

That anything was on the go

For there were 60 days set to decide.


If there was input to be made

Cards on the table should be laid

And such an item of import should be

The topic every other day

As talks were getting under way

And followed through, let’s say, progressively.


It isn’t just enough to say

“We’re in the hole, you have to pay”

And school boards their requirements then dictate

There’s such a gross inequity

In how it is proposed to be

It’s time to make your noise before too late.


If the decision you appeal

Then get in touch with Ray O’Neill

And public meetings ask him to convene

By now the Minister no doubt

The full report has figured out

Answers can come from him and Kevin Breen.


Breen? Oh he has all the facts

About imposing this new tax

No public meetings yet have they declared

Thank your stars the Board of Trade

A register of protest made

Not too late for action yet - let’s have it aired.

Daily News Headline: Storm belts Labrador


The Andrews Range (November 29, 1974)

Is it that strange

What we call Andrews Range

Will all too soon disappear

It’s getting the dart

Since it all is a part

Of the progress we’re witnessing here.


It’s a memory spot

In case some have forgot

There was Mrs. Power’s ice cream, recall?

And her bullseyes were great

So on Saturdays ‘twas straight

To her store, she by name knew us all


I remember as well

The real masculine smell

That we found only in Wadden’s store

Plugs of Beaver they had

Which we’d buy for our dad

‘Twas a pleasure to walk in the door


It all seems very cold

Guess Al Andrews must fold

But he too is a historic part

Of that old private stock

A trademark of that block

It’s a memory that tugs at the heart.

Daily News Headline: (The Harris Report) Fisheries nationalization? (Gov’t could acquire all trawlers, plants)

December 1974

Frustration (December 2, 1974)

Shopping at its best is quite frustrating

To those who must watch every single cent

But trying to buy groceries is something

That surely is without a precedent.


A mother of three children I saw shopping,

Met her going up and down each aisle

She started cool but slowly lost her patience,

The children full of questions all the while.


“Mommy, I picked up a bag of apples”

“You can’t have them, the man says put them back”

Bananas, other fruit, she turned them back with

And ended up by giving them a whack.


It must have broke her heart to take the measure

But her list of priorities was such

That fruit was out of reach, luxury almost

The bare essentials cost her far too much.

Daily News Headline: Crash kills 92


Citizen Concern (December 3, 1974)

Quite perplexed are some I see

About this world’s inequity

A local group showing concern

Gives you a chance for a good turn.


They ask what you the price will pay

For Sunday dinner put away

And that instead for that one meal

Have rice alone, see how you feel.


The whole economy process

Is really in a sorry mess

Cattle buried, food to rot

Though civilized we lack a lot.


The western nations have the means

To minimize the hunger scenes

The affluent are prone to greed

But don’t forget the ones in need.

Daily News Headline: Bread, meat shortage coming?


Raffles And Kettles (December 4, 1974)

The capital city at Christmas

Still has a ring of the old

Where raffles are yet an attraction

As tickets to shoppers are sold.


The “come in and buy” invitation

Is loudspeakered to passers by

And the barker approach is convincing

So you feel you must give it a try.


The “kettle” collection is also

A part of the Christmastime scene

Though the “kettle” is now a suspended

Clear ball where the cash can be seen.


The money received in the “kettle”

The Salvation Army indeed

Stands quietly by to receive it

And pass on to people in need.s

Daily News Headline: NAPE to seek 50% pay hike


Safe Driving Week (December 5, 1974)

What have we learned from this Safe Driving Week

A little awareness somehow

That we are in too big a hurry at times

And not enough time do allow.


What have we learned from this Safe Driving Week

That too many drivers are stoned

Only quite recently crackdowns were made

Too long it has been condoned.


What have we learned from this Safe Driving Week

That it is a privilege to drive

And it takes full attention and caution always

To see that we all stay alive.

Daily News Headline: (Alternative to Ruby Line) Foxtrap Access site for regional dump?


Santa Claus Parade (December 6, 1974)

An air of excitement is starting to build

Tomorrow the kids in St. John’s will be thrilled

Jaycees and Jaycettes having all their plans made

Tomorrow bring Santa Claus out on parade.


The colorful floats will parade through downtown

We’ll laugh at the antics of each funny clown

The cute majorettes will bring joy to the day

In smartly dressed costumes they’ll dance all the way


So out with the kiddies and bundle them neat

Bring them along to this Christmas time treat

Upon the shoulders go wee ones because

You’ll want to be sure that they see Santa Claus

Daily News Headline: Another arbitration board on Stapleton’s compensation


School Tax Talk (December 9, 1974)

There’s a meeting tonight

If you’re feeling uptight

About school tax you’re going to pay

Legislation is asked

To help cope with the task

Of expenses they hope to defray


It is really not wise

To alone criticize

Unless of course both sides one knows

If there’s to be a tax

Then there’s somebody lax

In informing us what they propose


School tax authority

Working in secrecy

Have the anger of public incurred

So much better if they

Had invited our say

Through a forum, and gave us the word


Had they stated their case

It would all fall in place

But their P.R. was lacking somewhat

Now the overtones are

Away out and quite far

Through their own doings looks like a plot.

Daily News Headline: (Joey and Geoff) Amazing television


Jaycees Santa Claus Parade (December 10, 1974)

Skinny clowns, bouncy clowns

Painted face, flouncy clowns

Little clowns, biggy clowns

All on parade.


Majorettes strutting by

Twirling batons to sky

Dancing girls kicking high

All on parade.


Fairy tale floats were there

Floats to tell us take care

Floats to remind of prayer

All on parade


Floats about safety laws

Floats with a special cause

One float with Santa Claus

All on parade


Thousands of people went

To look at this event

Jaycees much time had spent

On this parade


One observation made

Firms in the shopping trade

Floats never even made

For the parade.

Daily News Headline: (MHA-less meeting calls for) Plebiscite on school tax

Christ-mas (December 11, 1974)

“X” used in algebra is an unknown

A number or a quantity to find

“X” also is a symbol in a letter

That means a kiss with someone dear in mind


“X” is a mark those without education

Can use when their own names they cannot write

Hence its use in time of an election

One more “X” example we can cite.


Then surely X does not belong in Christmas

Restore the name of Christ to rightful place

Who or what is X, it has no meaning

But Christ is hope, and love, ans strength and grace.

Daily News Headline: (Reveal city budget today) We’ll pay more!!!


Keeping It Under Wraps (December 12, 1974)

It takes some ingenuity

To add a little mystery

To Santa’s visit Christmas Eve

So that the kiddies may believe

To change now to another thought

When gifts and others things are bought


They’re open to everyone’s eyes

And no one gets a real surprise

By that I mean when things are bought

They’re not being packaged as they ought

Just laid in flimsy bags that start

En route to car to fall apart

One has to almost pick a fight

To get a package wrapped up tight

Everyone likes a surprise

Moreso discerning little eyes.

Daily News Headline: (Daily News story causes uproar) We’re being investigated again...


Friday, Thirteenth (December 13, 1974)

Twelve more days and you will be

Observing Christmas day

Which means this the Thirteenth

It also is Friday


For folks of superstition

A day of nerves no doubt

But they will find in long run

That things will all work out


Friday to many people

Means one more week’s work done

And they can then look forward

To weekend filled with fun


Thirteenth has a good point

Nearly half month gone

The winter’s getting shorter

So just carry on


Forget the superstition

As you go on your way

So what if Friday, thirteenth,

Do have a real good day.

Daily News Headline: (West Indian sailors found at Marystown) Cold and hungry


Vera Perlin (December 16, 1974)

She was a special friend to special children

Some of whom cannot read what I write

She thought of them at morning, through the daytime

And even into stillness of the night.


The friend of the retarded has departed

Their faces lit when she walked through the door

Children who responded to her kindness

Her gentle presence won’t know any more.


Freely flowed the tears of those who loved her

No longer will she take them by the hand

The warm and gentle soul who shared their moments

To heaven gone, a thought they understand.


Her legacy is love and understanding

A brand new world to many did she bring

She made it greater through her dedication

Her efforts lifted hearts and made them sing.

Daily News Headline: (As police hand out tickets) Real crime unchecked not 20 feet away...


Christmas In Your Heart (December 17, 1974)

The buying of gifts

Is of Christmas a part

But to no avail

Unless it’s in your heart.


That expensive ring

Or the wrap around stole

Mean little if Christmas

Is not in your soul.


The lavish display

Might appear very smart

But isn’t, if Christmas

Is not in your heart.


One word of kindness

Can set you apart

As one who knows Christmas

Should come from the heart.


It’s the thought that’s behind it

That makes you look tall

If it comes from the heart

It’s the best gift of all.

Daily News Headline: (Leak controversy disrupts council business) Dot threatens to go to Frank


One Week To Christmas (December 18, 1974)

A week from now it will be Christmas Day

All commercial pressures will have ceased

There will be a day to day unwinding

With carols, songs, and hymns of joy and peace


A week from now it will be Christmas Day

Some will be lonely, no one left to care

If you know such a person, ask them over

What joy is theirs you care enough to share.

Daily News Headline: (First it was the Bullet) Now small freight going off the rails


Convictions Of Carter (December 19, 1974)

Tall in stature is John Carter

Taller still he’ll now appear

As a man of strong conviction

Whose intentions are sincere.


Not content to be a “yes” man

Carter in disfavour fell

But his stand on issues major

Of themselves a story tell.


Men of principle are rare ones

When ensconced in politics

It’s refreshing that John Carter

With a firm conviction sticks.

Daily News Headline: (Claims loss of LCL service) Will triple cost of small shipments

A Hospital Hello (December 20, 1974)

So you are in a hospital

And maybe feeling low

Perhaps immobile for a while

And can’t get up and go


But you’re being there is meaningful

You may not see it now

But in the pattern overall

It all fits in somehow


You realize you’re not alone

With cases there much worse than you

Doctors, nurses, busy staff

Who never stop, so much to do


They work around the clock and are

So pleasant, and so comforting

And just as anxious as you are

To get you out to do your thing.

Daily News Headline: (House passes redistribution bill) Now ... there’s 9 more


Untitled (December 23, 1974)

Dear Santa:

I’m not looking for a toy

Just a wish that every girl or boy

Will be rewarded for belief in you

In children’s world your spirit’s really true

Commercialism gives me quite a pain

I’d like to see you flush it down the drain

Help adults keep the fantasy alive

For faith is so essential to survive

When children prematurely lose their charm

We’re not doing them a favour, rather harm

For adult life can be so mean and cold

Each life, each day a story to be told

I wish, dear Santa, people would once more


Have feelings for each other, as before,

This age is too impersonal, machined,

Progress hasn’t helped, it’s intervened

The pace is fast, but far too fast the trend

Despite inflation, it’s the best thing to spend

Say, Santa, so they won’t go on the rocks

Put some wisdom in the adults’ socks

If you can find a way to manage it

Give them a clue to slow it down a bit

With peace of mind they’ll find a real joy


And spread it to each precious girl and boy

For they are blessings, which is why you thrill

At prospects of each stocking you will fill,

Be careful, Santa, but no need to fear

You’re smarter than us all, you use reindeer

I know some little eyes will want to peep

But we’ll be sure they’re tucked in fast asleep

I really don’t know how you do it all

But every year you’re always on the ball

Best of luck whatever’s in your mind

I’m sure the best for everyone you’ll find.

Daily News Headline: (Brotherhood president reveals) Police want guns


My Christmas Wish (December 24, 1974)

What do I wish you for Christmas?

Some intangibles if I may.

If despair with its darkness enshrouds you

I wish Hope to illuminate your way.

If sorrow your gentle heart burdens

Faith and resignation I pray.


Should setbacks financial beset you

I wish perseverance and time

If liquor brings trouble compounded

I wish strength for the big uphill climb.

Should sickness be yours to contend with

Its acceptance a wish that is prime.


If yours be a Christmas of plenty

I wish you the spirit to share

May the Christ-child be welcome in each of your hearts

For you - peace, love and joy is my prayer.

Daily News Headline: (Secrecy oath presented to council) Dot refused to sign


Christmas Motivation (December 27, 1974)

The Christmas services have all been held

Church bells rang to joyfully proclaim

That to mankind a Saviour had been born

In humble circumstance, Jesus, his name.


The other side of Christmas was revealed

Little eyes, with wonder did appear

In early morn, they had not to be wakened

Instead called to parents “Santa Claus was here”.


People for each other had more time,

Presents gave, and kindnesses bestowed

Lives that had been in a manner dormant

New spirit found, and with joy, faces glowed.


The rush is o’er, relaxing time is here

Just one observation need I state

The work, the charity, the joy, the friendship –

It’s only Christ who can so motivate.

Daily News Headline: (St. John’s inside workers sign but outside workers) Need conciliation


The Old Year Goes (December 30, 1974)

One more day this year comes to an end

One more day pursue your present trend

One more day old habits to attend

The old year goes.


One more day as ticks away the clock

One more day before you go on dock

One more day in which you can take stock

The old year goes.


One more day yourself to rearrange

One more day to plan to make a change

As every year we do, it’s not that strange

The old year goes.

Daily News Headline: Are fish merchants on the way out?


Happy New Year (December 31, 1974)

Words very simple

But very sincere

Good health and good fortune

The upcoming year.


May happiness find you

Follow you through

May seventy five

Be a good one for you.

Daily News Headline: (Premier to announce) Third mill

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