July 1975

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I looked at your fair city

And it wasn’t all that fair

Garbage strewn on sidewalks

Unleashed dogs everywhere

I visited a take out

Unpainted and unclean

A Government Inspector

This place could not have seen.

I drove across your highway

Good restaurants are few

Despite fines for offenders

People their litter threw.

I take it you have laws here

But enforced to what degree

These items make impressions

On a visitor like me.

Daily News Headline: POLICE WILL GUARD PEN: If ordered in, we`ll have no choice - Fraize

Many are the years that span

Newspapers everyone would scan

To see who’s writing to Dear Ann.

Years themselves their tricks have played

Despite the many efforts made

Ann has herself joined the parade.

Others’ problems were a gas

But now the time has come to pass

When she herself needs help, alas.

Her comments were read far and wide

On how to take things in one’s stride

The answer Ann: In God abide.

Daily News Headline: Bishop’s Falls under pall of smoke: Flames threaten town

If doing your thing is to snub

Then join the Allmand Pen Pal Club

Despite the manner which implored

The warders simple were ignored.

We citizens protection seek

But too chicken are we to speak

When someone arbitrarily

Decides what’s right for you and me

If Justice lost some of its bite

It’s not too late to put it right

Deterrents criminals must know

If not citizens’ rights will go

It’s time we all participate

And let not one man so dictate

We’re all in this complacent rut

What if this Allmand is a nut?

Daily News Headline: (Doyle out as chairman) Javelin may fight Julienne takeover

Music, laughter, dance and fun

C.N.I.B. have jumped the gun

All kinds of plans for Saturday

To lure you Quidi Vidi way.

This pre-Regatta special show

At Lakeside is the place to go

Dory races are a treat

Some politicians will compete.

Police, Club, Sponsor races will

Provide spectators with a thrill.

Ladies fair of form and face,

Also an Institution race.

C.N.I.B. will try to grab

The title for Children’s Rehab

Have fun and help C.N.I.B.

Go Lakeside with your family.

Daily News Headline: C. of E. rules against women priests

Silver waves on beaches have been rolling

Shimmering under the summer sun

The little fishes fill the needs of many

That time again with caplin on the run

For many it’s a treat just for the watching

For most it means a very tasty dish

For fishermen it’s a bait, manure for farmers

How versatile and popular this fish

Dried or smoked the little fish is tasty

It’s presently a seasonal delight

As buckets, nets and pails are used to catch them

That scene itself a fascinating sight.

Daily News Headline: Joey (as reformer) rides again

Where Water Street and Patrick intersect the lights are changed

With flashing lights of amber and of red

Yet heading west on Water is a sign that’s out of place

“7 seconds delayed green,” it said.

From Patrick into Water Street the flashing red is on

Confusing to a motorist the sign

“No right turn on amber, yellow or red light” it reads

These signs are obviously out of line.

For purposes of traffic lights where does distinction lie

Between “amber” and “yellow,” just don’t know

When there are traffic changes why not make the job complete

Those signs mean nothing now, they’ve got to go.

Daily News Headline: NDP picks new leader: Broadbent in 4th ballot

For attributes and talents, there’s a nod affirmative

For timing and for time, the answer’s no

Joey Smallwood had his era, made his presence known

But now needs challenge for his own ego.

The Liberals are weak but this should strengthen them the more

The challenge from within and from without

They could have filled to overflowing Joey’s Gander meet

And let him know just what it’s all about.

They could have spoiled the meeting but their courtesy prevailed

Yet media eats out of Joey’s hand

He makes it easy so he gets his name and picture splashed

And subtly draws from them a helping hand.

He’ll make attractive offers on assumption he will win

Hook, line and sinker gullible he’ll get

The P.Cs and the Liberals the harder both should work

And N.D.P. will make it too I bet.

Daily News Headline: (Bitter battle over Hydro charges) Cabinet blocked “whopping” increase

One two click click, clickety click click

The tempo could be slow or be very very quick

Click click clickety click all hands clap

The St. Pat’s Dancers are the tops in tap.

Young teenagers or a little bit less

The boys make the dancing seem so effortless

They whoop and holler and they wink and smile

Fascinating audiences with their style.

A smile on his face as he stands in the wings

Their coach Brother Burton with the music sings

As he shares their fun but controls the noise

Of exuberant, happy dancing St. Pat’s boys.

Daily News Headline: (A force within a force?) “Brainstorm” won’t work: Lawlor

A man in tune with what it’s all about

Heavy sentences and fines is passing out

A man of strong convictions, he convicts

He makes the law more meaningful, it sticks.

To us, public at large, it’s a delight

To have a man the calibre of White

For Magistrate Jack A. in Stephenville

In law enforcement really fills the bill.

We thoroughly commend the Magistrate

Meanwhile trusting it is not too late

For others to whom such power we entrust

To see that law enforcement is a must.

If Magistrate White sets a precedent

By squashing those with criminal intent

More power to him, and let it now be said

Justice Ministers of his ilk should be made.

Daily News Headline: (200-mile limit declaration) Won’t solve everything: PET

On sunny Sunday afternoons in summer

Swimming sessions seem to be such fun

The squealing, splashing, siblings simply love it

Excitement is enjoyed by everyone.

Rivers, streams and ponds abound in laughter

But people prefer places supervised

Swimming safety sure is essential

Common sense cannot be compromised.

Much to the delight of daily dippers

The wishes for weather makes the weather warm

Kicking, splashing, thrashing, swimming’s fun time

All swimmers should to safety rules conform.

Daily News Headline: Coastal boat ready to evacuate residents: FIRE THREATENING PORT HOPE SIMPSON

In conversation quite intent

He spoke with gestures as he went

As he was coming by my way

I felt I’d bid him time of day.

As the aged gent nearer got

I pondered if to speak or not

Though signs of conversation shown

The gentleman walked by alone.

I felt it would be too abrupt

His one way chat to interrupt

I gave it thought, and then some more,

Is this what future holds in store.

I knew next time how I’d react

With just a little nerve and tact

I’d say hello, that’s no big deal

But conversation would be real.

Daily News Headline: (Port Hope Simpson evacuated) Ships carry 200 to safety

Whatever be the glory

To defeat most any Tory

Joey Smallwood surely gets his kicks this way

But this time the big performer

Wants to lead as a reformer

It’s more likely voters will keep him at bay.

There’s an obvious admission

He’s an astute politician

A professional is he, there is no doubt

When something you take a try at

Becomes lifetime daily diet

Then you should know what it’s really all about.

Ego boosting exercising

Is this one I am surmising

There’s no chance if seriously Joey looks

But we’ve got to give him credit

And it matters not who said it

But it should be good promotion for his books.

Daily News Headline: Glorified traffic brigade? Now we know it’s true!

We’re glad to see young people have

Such fun around the pool

Enjoying each other’s company

While someone acts the fool.

The same at many beaches

Or pondsites that we see

Where water is inviting

And the summer wind blows free.

The ducking and the throwing in

Are all part of the game

But a little word of caution

Is passed on just the same.

Even in shallow water

The matter could be grim

If the party thrown in panicked

Because he or she can’t swim.

Daily News Headline: Chief keeps control: Police gun rules remain

There is a tendency to take for granted

The things around us, for example take

In bus or walking distance in the City

The beauty found at Quidi Vidi Lake.

To sailing, rowing, fishing, it’s conductive

Its sloping banks, a nature ringside seat

A park with swings and other kiddie pastimes

Its picnic tables if one wants to eat.

Families can share in what it offers

Those in love stroll round it hand in hand

The loner can collect his thoughts in quiet

The wonder is it’s not more in demand.

Daily News Headline: Handshakes, hugs and grins: And the sweet smell of… success? (SOYUZ APOLLO LINK-UP)

Two girls were walking by our door

They stopped to chat because

One of our family they saw

And so they both did pause.

They had their animated chat

While sipping on their coke

Share their current comment

And they had their little joke.

I could not help but be impressed

When they to ours did say

“Put these in your garbage please”

And they went on their way.

This evidence of civic pride

To me had much appeal

Hats off to one Miss Peggy Prowse

And friend Nita McNeill.

Daily News Headline: Middle Brook residents: Poachers set forest fires?

Quizzical Izikiel

Went for a physical

“Doctor,” said he, “I can’t saw”

Said Doctor Roseyton

“Take off your clothes me son

Open your mouth and say ah.”

“Quizzical Izikiel

Here for a physical

I’ve checked you and things are all right

Here’s my decision

Regarding your vision

There’s just nothing wrong with your sight.”

“You made me say ah, sir,

I said I can’t saw sir

My English you don’t understand

My sight has no flaw sir

But still I can’t saw sir

Now please take a look at my hand.”

“Oh well let me see son

So that is the reason

Of course you can’t saw, I can see

When you said ‘saw’ to me

I presumed you meant ‘see’

Now I know what you meant was saw, see.”

Daily News Headline: 100,000 support 200-mile limit: Rooney considers bolting Liberals

It isn’t flat feet anymore

It’s pussyfooting now

Why must police most always be

The subject of a row.

We want to give police respect

Most of us do I’m sure

But how much does the Minister

Expect us to endure

It’s time to stop horsing around

Let blinkers be removed

What citizens and council say

Will all too soon be proved.

Policemen are themselves okay

In them we have belief

They need a new, aggressive, strong

And fresh, dynamic chief.

A Minister of Justice can’t

Be sitting on a fence

To a role of such importance

We should look with confidence.

Daily News Headline: (Concerned about health) ERCO TIPPED OFF: UNION

Went to the Arts and Culture

And local talent saw

But there was a happening

That sticks into my craw

There was an intermission

To drink or have a draw

But a dollar for a soft drink!

There ought to be a law.

Does this discourage minors

It’s cheaper to drink beer

It sold for eighty-five cents

They see it’s not as dear

Those who went enjoyed it

They all liked what they saw

But a dollar for a soft drink!

There ought to be a law.

Daily News Headline: “We could have all been killed”: Passengers laud driver

She sat in the shade

Then in sunshine she lay

As she restlessly moved

In the heat of the day.

Her jacket of fur

Fitted snug to her form

Just looking at her

Made a body feel warm.

Wearing fur in the heat?

Must be stunned as a bat!

Not really, I s’pose

When the she is a cat.

Daily News Headline: Almost as big as Corner Brook: EAST END SUBURB TO HOUSE 25,000

On Patrick Street I saw it just above the Wesley Church

A car with flat tire had been parked and left there in the lurch

The first day nothing happened, then to everyone’s surprise

The next day doors were missing, I could scarce believe my eyes.

From speaking with eye witness, police were on the street

Stopped the boys car stripping, warning not to complete

Their planned destructive action, but they no lesson learned

Removing parts and licence plates soon as their backs were turned.

The car was only junk now, how long it would remain

I went home to dinner, but did not see it again

No doubt police had acted, the fastest clean up yet

But the overnight destruction is a record too I bet.

This brazen demonstration new emphasis should place

Oh why the average citizen is shooting off his face

Last week is when it happened, on one of our main streets

An argument in favour of having police on beats.

Daily News Headline: Booze supplied by University: Probe under-aged drinking at MUN

“At least two jobs for every man

And put your boats away.”

When Joey pushed his industries

That kind of thing he’d say.

He by-passed the big industry

Of fishing, that we had

And now because it suits him

To return to it he’s glad.

He comes on as a champion-

We must at any cost

The limit of 200 miles

Protect or all is lost.

A snowjob on Rick Cashin

He’s hoping to perform

As one involved with fishing

He’ll help his Lib Reform.

When one is politicking

It isn’t all that strange

A coat of many colors

Will with the seasons change

Daily News Headline: (PET tells Commons:) 200-mile limit follows closure

The booze is in the news again

Three times within a year

A hike in price, and then a strike

Now more price hikes we hear.

The tipping of the elbow gets

More costly every day

Unless with wine you choose to dine

For which less you will pay.

Wine was known in two extremes

Some users were elite

The other group were corner boys

Who stop you in the street.

Now more for booze and less for wine

Will patterns rearrange

Instead of alcoholics we’ll be

Winos for a change.

Daily News Headline: Budget deficit means cut backs: SOME LAYOFFS AT CITY HALL?

Signal Hill still draws the crowds

To catch the panoramic view

But one attraction has it all

And that’s the Signal Hill Tattoo.

Enactment of the history

As if they stepped out from a page

Is quite a credit, give it due

To boys and girls of tender age.

They know not war nor its effects

Theirs solely is an acting role

But to the ghosts of Signal Hill

They animate, give it soul.

Daily News Headline: UP GO POWER RATES

Another month we start today

With so many good things in store

Twas only a few hours ago

On hot July we closed the door.

Our hopes lie in continued sun

In C.H.E. results being good

In a Regatta goin’ ahead

On schedule this year, knock on wood.

The month will all too quickly go

For children on their holidays

Swimming, visiting, up late

Enjoying it so many ways.

What plans or dreams you have in mind

May all or most of them come true

This month that’s winding summer up

Will hopefully be good to you.

Daily News Headline: Arterial road four-year job

For Ombudsman Peddle it’s day number one

A new and exciting career has begun

The challenge is great, there is so much at stake

Wisdom must guide the decisions he’ll make.

Integrity, honesty, justice for all

A door always open for people who call

Promptness in action and firmness in stance

Some criteria we can suggest at a glance.

Good luck, Mr. Peddle, sincerely it’s meant

Today you are setting a new precedent

The status of ombudsman you will decide

May we always look to this position with pride.

Daily News Headline: 1. (Third worst in history) Plane crash claims 188

2. Hoffa still missing

The way M.U.N. is dragged through the mud

Is enough to turn some people’s blood

The defending Admin.

Standing straight as a pin

Nonetheless feel the Ogilvie thud.

But it’s good that he shook them awake

On his part much courage did it take

Controversial, yes

And a bit of a mess

But why not, there is so much at stake.

While it should be second to none

Some stigmas are growing at M.U.N.

It requires some review

There’s an image change due

Now’s the time while they’re under the gun.

Daily News Headline: Blowup at council: Deputy mayor Murphy tells Dot “You haven’t done your job.”

What message is there in the Council conflict?

The won’t-be-quiet Wyatt early found

Dissention in the ranks on many matters

Finance, snow problems, no need to expound.

Now tempers flare again, as if design-wise

Certain names and pictures headlines get

With the Province due election in September

Is this coincidental? Want to bet?

What message? Who can tell? but if the Mayor

Elects to have things open as she said

Is this a move to try to keep her quiet?

How does it jibe with what you heard and read?

I find it interesting that the lady

Respects each citizen who cast a vote

And tries to tell it as it is, that’s something

And frankly it’s a real refreshing note.

Daily News Headline: LeBlanc’s aim: Guaranteed income for fishermen

With ceiling low and spirits high the day begun

Consideration for the crews was number one

The town of tents and makeshift stalls overnight pitched

Amid the fog had some mystique as if bewitched

Throughout the morning from the bottom of the lake

One could not at times discern the starting stake

From Forest Road the cars parked on the northern shore

Along the banks looked more like dinkies, by the score

Then people came in tens, in hundreds, thousands strong

And the Regatta set its mood before too long

All concessions made their bid for passers-by

Using every means to catch the ear or eye

Bandstand music, dancers much attention got

And a dog retrieving wood took up a spot

There was a clown who in a happy kind of way

Shaped balloons like little dogs to pass his day

The fog itself just hung around throughout the day

It seemed it liked what it did see and chose to stay

And thus a new dimension added, ‘twas a twist

To see the boats approaching through a wall of mist

No radar, yet the course they kept both ways

A unique Regatta this, in many ways.

Daily News Headline: Burin District Vocational School investigation: Top officials suspended

Our Harbour Road arterial

In politics a serial

Continues to its next soap box plateau

Part 1 was carried out in style

And went great guns for quite a while

The road just stopped, it had nowhere to go.

The writers of the script in haste

Worked feverishly not to waste

Expended dough and effort to this point

On more cash they had to decide

In what was done they took great pride

No way this special project they’d anoint.

No need to make it too perplexed

Expropriation happens next

Making sure none gets more than his share

Each month new complications face

As it eats up the west end space

This section could be left up in the air.

Daily News Headline: Trudeau on 200-mile limit: WE WON’T RISK WAR

Eleven days removed from the security of womb,

the little form,

nestled in the new warmth of fresh blankets

lies cradled in the arms of a proud Godmother.

Little sighs of contentment

give a reassurance that all is well.

Daintily attired in a long white just-for-the occasion robe

he was soon to have a label of responsibility

thrust upon him – a baptized Christian.

Godparents, Mom and Dad, immediate family and friends

witnessed with varying degrees of emotion

the simple but meaningful ceremony.

Grace flowed more freely than the water

with which he was baptized,

but only the symbolic water was visible.

Reflex reactions to oils, salt and water

constituted the extent of the baby’s participation,

his mere presence in God’s house being the occasion

of a gathering of Christians to share a sacrament.

Peace, joy, innocence, gentleness, warmth, love,

inspiration – all present in a miniature being,

whose presence heralded the miracle of birth

and put a spotlight on the mystery of creation.

A soul created, a baby born, a Christian baptized.

And they called him Gerard.

Daily News Headline: (Three bodies recovered) Believe one survived

Just a week or two to go

Before bakeapples disappear

The tender morsel of the marsh

Is plentiful again this year.

To eat as is, the berry’s good

Or served with topping, milk or cream

The delicacy is for some

A seasonal “delight supreme.”

Visitors have mostly found

They always like ‘em if they try ‘em

And those who know bakeapple’s taste

Say nothing else will satisfy ‘em.

Daily News Headline: Replacement for Norma & Gladys

It isn’t just one more event recorded on Sport’s page

But rather it’s a plateau, it says now we are of age

With championship National, Placentia walked away

A credit to the Province, and their own Placentia Bay.

The Junior Men’s Softball award they earned in Saskatoon

Some westerners have been set back to see them call the tune

Placentia has per capita more men of top degree

Than any in the Province, you can check it out with Dee.

To come out tops in National is moving up the scale

But their success is backgrounded by many years detail

The dedication, vision, leadership and staying power

Of people like Dee Murphy brought us to our greatest hour.

Fox Harbour, Dunville, Freshwater, Placentia - all in one

Can rightfully feel proud because their teammates played and won

The victory is theirs but it is more than that it’s true

It’s a victory for Softball, and one for the Province too.

Daily News Headline: (Hickman denies allegations) Neary charges “inactive” company doing business

The downpours of yesterday were cleansing

Followed by the brilliant burst of sun

All vegetation’s better for it

And children cashed in on all its fun.

Water was warm and quite inviting

So they ran and splashed in each instant pool

Kids just enjoyed each dripping minute

And mothers tried hard to keep their cool.

‘Twas humid and clothing was a-clinging

Brows were all dripping with the sweat

Summer its apex must be reaching

But we cannot take it, even yet.

Daily News Headline: “A bold step forward”: Twin blasts start tunnel

Scholarship winners in Ten and Eleven

Those who worked hard certain standards are reached

Are seeing rewards for their personal efforts

Grateful to those dedicated to teach.

Passing with honors shows definite promise

A purpose in life it conveys in a way

It means academically things are in order

Success in the offing in some future day.

The one who but passes is also deserving

Perhaps they have studied much harder than some

But when under pressure they couldn’t remember

Some answers, they tried, but they just wouldn’t come

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The failures have also made personal effort

Perhaps not as much, but they did persevere

For all may the future be equal, or brighter

And give some more thoughts to the present this year.

Daily News Headline: Gone again, UP again!

Gas tanks on our motor cars

Are now an awful price to fill

Watch the streets in future days

With increased use of bicycle.

The trend is just another step

To squeeze out Mr. In-Between

A car will luxury become

And changed will be the traffic scene.

It seems we just accept the raise

We must think everything’s all right

How else can one explain it all

We pay the shot without a fight.

A public outcry now is due

It’s time that we put on the brakes

Newfoundlanders lost their fight

We’re gutless now for heavens sakes.

Daily News Headline: Kissinger planning new shuttle

A welcome large to Legionnaires

Who have assembled in Mount Pearl

When business is attended to

May they enjoy their social whirl.

From Nation’s corners dentists come

In our fair capital to meet

Detailed arrangements have been made

To make their visit here complete.

We greet them all and hope that they

Whether booked in hotel or boat

Their visit to the full enjoy

As we keep friendship’s craft afloat.

To all who visit hope is ours

That your approval we will earn

Enjoy each moment shared with us

We feel sure you’ll want to return.

Daily News Headline: (Government offices hit) SUSPECT ARSON IN OFFICE BLAZE

From Canada, United States, Portugal, West Germany

From the Netherlands, United Kingdom, way across the sea

Comes the NATO fleet to visit us, put new blood into our veins

In sunshine they arrived in port, yesterday saw fog and rain.

When they came through the Narrows, to the waterfront we flocked

The natives and the visitors gave a welcome as they docked

Cameras were clicking all around, movie buffs a field day had

‘Twas a hustle, bustle dockside scene, and the local maids were glad.

Already docked at Harbour Drive were some fishing vessels small

And a cruiser for the Dentists which had come from Montreal

Quite a scene at night with strings of light traffic thick on Harbour Drive.

When a NATO fleet arrives in port, St. John’s really comes alive.

For the time they will be on this tour, they receive a welcome hand

Some sports were washed out yesterday, but the indoor went as planned

Many programs were laid on for them, a full session socially

Special memories of Newfoundland may they take with them to sea.

Daily News Headline: (SLOW LANE MUST YIELD) Passing on inside not allowed

Gypsy John Forsey is coming on strong

Knows all and now will tell all before long

Belated intrigue is the name of his game

His crystal ball readings won’t free him of the blame.

If had background when Saunders resigned

Why wasn’t he then just as strongly inclined

To spill all the beans and put Frank on the spot

Or is he being pressured to thicken the plot.

Did Gypsy John’s conscience come suddenly back

When the issue was hottest, the action was slack

What prompted the squelching if so much was known

And why of a sudden such interest being shown.

If giving the public the truth is his theme

Three years he had, why devise now and scheme

Or is there a market for instant intrigue

Newfoundland politics, really big league.

Daily News Headline: The premiers are here - so may be an election!

Politics in the air, rumors fly everywhere

We have nine other Premiers on hand;

They can see on their own that the light and the phone

And the gas costs a heap in Newfoundland.

There were lots of things done both in business and fun

At the Dentists convention this week past

Made a point to meet some they were glad they did come

And admitted the week went all too fast.

When the NATO fleet came there was more of the same,

They were greeted by our officials here

They met friends on their own, Wednesday when they were goin’

Some people were seen to shed a tear.

Sports of all kinds they played not by weather dismayed

And the welcome was genuinely warm

When they’re way out to sea there’ll be some memory

Of Newfie to weather out the storm.

From the Province all o’er came two hundred or more

Of our Legionaires to have a whirl

Businesswise, socially, all of them must agree

Everything was done for them by Mount Pearl.

On a world cruise she’s gone, despite all goings on

The “Norma and Gladys” went at last

In full sail quite a sight, ‘twas a tourist delight

Sharing in current history and past.

As the week draws to close ther’ll be more news I s’pose

But the one item that will cause a fuss

CN Roadcruiser men will be striking again

And on Sunday they’ll stop the CN bus.

First publication: August 22, 1975 in the Daily News

Daily News Headline: CN roadcruiser pickets could: HALT GULF FERRIES

Is it all said and done

About doings at MUN

The professor who shouted has resigned

Dr. Ogilvie’s blast

Is a thing of the past

But the wrap up was cleverly designed.

There’s some codology

When an apology

Must be written by someone other than

Dr. Ogilvie who

Knew what he had to do

But is now made to look less than a man.

Where there’s smoke there is fire

It just shouldn’t expire

But we all know the MUN enrollment’s down

Any negative view

Must be strictly taboo

How dare one insult the cap and gown.

Is this Ogilvie nuts

Or a man of great guts

The latter more aptly will apply

How MUN handled the case

Is itself a disgrace

There is more to it all than meets the eye.

Daily News Headline: ELECTION CALL TODAY?

Three weeks from today

We’ll be all on our way

To put down an X for the person of choice

At last Premier Frank

Has filled in the big blank

And sixteenth of September he hopes to rejoice

Campaign will be brief

And with some disbelief

We see Joey Smallwood again on the scene

There are seats fifty one

So some yarns will be spun

To prove that each side has the grass that’s more green

Ed Roberts and crew

Have to talk themselves blue

And come up with candidates towering in strength

And N.D.P. wise

There may come a surprise

In a campaign that only is three weeks in length

We have not seen the likes

Discontentment and strikes

And the scene is a chaotic one at the best

But the bell has been rung

The election is sprung

It’s a sock-it-to-us what’s-it-type of contest.

Daily News Headline: HERE WE GO AGAIN!: E (for election) DAY IS SEPTEMBER 16

Employees of CN must feel Roadcruiser is a part

Though they the Bullet sadly missed they found room in their heart

For this new arm of service to the public, and one sign

Is that the many tradesmen now respect the picket line.

John Q. Public turns again to water, or the skies

Auto, bike, or use of thumb, he has to improvise

Whoever goes on strike it’s he who gets the bite both ways

Inconvenience from the start, and in the end he pays.

The Gulf scene to date promises that things will be all right

But in St. John’s, the other end, it is a different sight

The picketing of premises makes not a pretty scene

But that’s precisely how it is, east, west, and in between.

Daily News Headline: (Settlement attempt falls short) Mines could remain closed all winter

The Carter touch is not by chance

Indeed it has significance

This proven Federal P.C.

Has quite an active history

Of late he took initiative

For those who must by fishing live

And brought before the House, in style

His plea for the 200 mile

Decision-wise, guess it assures

A confidence in Premier Moores.

If government goes to P.C.s

Next Minister of Fisheries

Will no doubt Walter Carter be

Time will tell, let’s wait and see.

Daily News Headline: FIREMEN NEAR WALKOUT

Labor Day, a time for thought

Not recognized now as it ought

Discontent and strikes of late

Give little cause to celebrate

When strides forward were being made

Labour Day meant a parade

As tradesmen proudly did display

Their skills on floats that special day

The weekend now is as a rule

The last one before back to school

Vacation-wise, a last big fling

To get away and do your thing

The traffic scene will heavy be

The message is drive carefully

When weekend’s oer may all be fine

To work return, or picket line.

Daily News Headline: Canada-Russia fisheries agreement: REOPEN PORTS TO USSR?

To look the udder way these days

Is something of a treat

The cows you see in pastures green

Mean more than just the meat.

The milky way in outer space

And cow jumping the moon

Seemed once so high and far away

But now a different tune.

The price of milk again increased

Each quart a nickel more

As meat and milk go up and up

The cow begins to soar.

Up and up and up she goes

That moon bit may be true

Or putting it an udder way

Respect your elders too.

Daily News Headline: Trades College applicants: Only one in three will get in

Bye Bye to vacation, summer days and fun

Change your daily pattern, a school year has begun

A struggle in the morning to get the kids awake

Reverse is true at night time, will all your patience take

Watch the change in traffic, tie-ups every day

The only way to beat it is getting under way

Much earlier each morning, and not be in a tear

These few extra minutes might help you get there.

Caution, caution, caution, the kids are scatterbrained

If in a rush you hurt one, what have you really gained

Change your daily pattern, take time and play it cool

Turn headlights on this morning, the kids are back in school.

Daily News Headline: (Holidays extended, again) Busing or shifts for many students

Steve

Don’t leave

In you we do believe

The House without you will not be the same

No

Don’t go

You’ll find in time I know

A place that you can label with your name

You

It’s true

Found lots of thigs to do

Speaking up as a man not like a mouse

Try

Me b’y

Don’t give up; time is nigh

You do add lots of color to the House.

Daily News Headline: “Dime time” express: Mini-buses downtown?

A berry-picking weekend this

At least it’s legal now

But those who pick for pleasure sake

Picked last week anyhow

Some funny sights you’ll meet for sure

Dressed up in oddest clothes

With plastic buckets, pots and pans

And what else, goodness knows.

The young and old and in between

On barrens you will find

Stooped over at a berry patch

Displaying their behind

A few will have the common sense

When patch is fairly thick

To rest while they are harvesting

It’s great to sit and pick.

Blueberry jam, and tarts and buns

And pies will now appear

The barrens company will have

It is that time of year.

Daily News Headline: (Union advises Wabush workers) Look for other jobs (Another company offer rejected)

And behold one named Frank declareth an election

and he did seek and receive assent of the

Lieutenant Governor of the land

relieving of their agony those who cast lots

on day of choice; and he declareth Tuesday

September 16, a three-week span of time that proveth

its own blessing in sparing followers and

non-believers alike.

And there came amongst us from places of hiding

self declared champions of righteous cause,

dressed in party robes, bearing tidings of

good news beyond our day.

And leaders appeared and gathered his three score and ten

whose cup of energy and word of mouth runneth over;

and him who is named Frank dismisseth this man of years

as he would dismisseth fly from shoulder;

and there was one called Edward who, having heard

of David’s triumph over Goliath, drew not back from Frank;

and there is one who knocketh at House door,

strong in mind and arm, who seeketh help in numbers many

that he at least a food may place inside.

And there emergeth at least one of untold fold

whose flock is not, but doth a shepherd’s cloak present,

and he is called Steve.

While days in number eight remaineth now, there is on

every man a burden great, and woman too, to hear from

mouth, or screen, or voice on air, the wisdom words,

or utterances dull, and having heard,

with honesty record who rateth X.

Daily News Headline: Plumbers’ pickets come down

CN Roadcruisers once more on the road

In day or two will carry their full load

Which makes one wonder how did people fare

When this type public service wasn’t there.

The fog still caused the airports to be closed

One wonders too what problems had been posed

For students on the move, but noise was small

In fact there wasn’t too much flack at all.

Have people given up, or do they care

Is it just apathy, or plain despair

So many strikes these days and spread so wide

Just one more strike it seems we took in stride.

Daily News Headline: Bill federal workers direct

A lot of drivers cannot read

Of that I am convinced

So many times in recent months

In traffic I have winced.

Bound eastward on LeMarchant Road

No left turn to Parade

But time and time again I’ve seen

This “no left turn” being made.

And heading west the same occurs

No left to Carter’s Hill

But sure as whiskers on a cat

Quite often someone will.

It’s difficult enough to drive

Alert, at normal speed

But people just ignore the laws

Or else they cannot read.

Daily News Headline: (Highest unemployment in 14 years) IT’S GOING TO GET WORSE

We know the expression a son of a gun

Identified mostly with some kind of fun

Daughter or wife of a gun wouldn’t fit

But women are making a shambles of it.

Hunting, as sport, is primarily male

But this year we’re getting a different tale

The licence picture is a new bill of goods

The women it seems want to take to the woods.

I can see it all now when they’re out on the loose

With gun by their sides shouting “Here moosey moose”

Then powder their nose till the action begins

And the sight of moose frightens them out of their skins.

“Here moosey moose moose” they’ll initially call

And the bull moose will think it’s a new mating call

I suppose they could shoot him but fate even worse

They’ll give him a bonk on the conk with a purse.

Daily News Headline: TURNER OUT?

Not too many bags of tricks

In this three weeks of politics

A few exceptions we’ll agree

But generally apathy.

There’s feeling for the Government

Which has its term of office spent

Correcting blunders of the past

And making some things copperfast.

For Joey there is much respect

From some to choose to recollect

A teapot tempest not a storm

He makes as Liberal Reform.

There’s some hope for the N.D.P.

Some view it optimistically

If any rumors do come true

They may pick up a seat or two.

The Liberals, though in a tizz

Want very much to be in bizz

And their supporters feel that they

With extra seats will come away.

They all can’t win, yet so believe

But all eyes now will be on Steve

LaPoile – an interesting spot

Made moreso by a trip from Dot.

Daily News Headline: THEY’VE GOT THE CASH FOR COME BY CHANCE

Riding sailboats in the bay

Boys at heart but men at play

A sport of thrills and sheer delight

That causes some spectators fright.

Seven sail boats set a mood

Just yesterday at Holyrood

In tacking up toward the beach

Backward they’d reach and reach and reach

But playful winds would fill the sail

The lone rider to no avail

Would strain, with line and muscle taut

Thought battle brave with wind he fought

His efforts would seem almost nought

Spectators meanwhile being distraught

As sail would kiss with certain pride

The water, boat resting on its side

But only momentarily

As skilful occupant we see

Jump quickly over side of boat

To balance it again, and float

He and the boat and wind to play

Just fun time in Conception Bay.

Daily News Headline: Steeleworkers will vote again: Shut Wabush ‘til Spring?

He stormed into the polling booth

“Look I’m one who objects

Why can’t I write my name of choice

Instead of just an X”.

“I’m sorry sir”, the poll clerk said

“Don’t come here to berate

The purpose is that all may vote

Learned or illiterate”.

“If some can only write an X

Let them do as they please

I’m quite frustrated by it all

And I have four degrees”.

“Of all I’ve met” the poll clerk said

“I’ve never heard such fuss

Are those degrees in Fahrenheit

Or are they Celsius?”

Daily News Headline: (It’s E (for Election) Day) More candidates, voters than ever

As this is being written, it’s worth of note

The day is half over, but on goes the vote

Whatever the outcome, we’ve now made a choice

Some will regret it, and others rejoice.

A look at the climate, some reading we take

It’s safe to predict there won’t be an earthquake

The strong winds prevailing Progressive will be

With Liberal breezes increasing slightly.

N.D.P. influence ever so slight

Possibly winds may blow one into sight

Cloudy conditions make rather obscure

If Liberal Reform will be in the downpour.

Daily News Headline: 2ND TERM FOR FRANK

Conjecture now must step aside

On Tuesday did we not decide

Our politics is open wide

The analysts have made a note

On popularity of vote

And three or four seats still afloat.

Quite a departure from the norm

Was innovative Lib Reform

A chance for Joey to perform

It now appears the N.D.P.

To their type of activity

In Newfoundland can write finis.

The P.C.s head the ship of state

More interest must generate

How will it all work out? Let's wait.

Daily News Headline: Weeks of suspense ahead in close seats

Joe had to have just one more try

For “as you live so shall you die”

I do suggest for reasons known

Especially to Joe alone

He’d like to finish out his days

In hot debate, in glory’s blaze

In public eye, that all may see

A chapter closed in history.

House of Assembly in his heart

He always feels of it a part

And drawn to its magnetic pole

He’s there in body and in soul

Will he sit in the House? Of course

From it he cannot get divorce

So strongly does he feel the part

Like marriage it’s “till death do part”

Daily News Headline: 1. (Claims cost soaring to $241 million) Linerboard mill is big loser: Javelin

2. They’ve got Patty Hearst

Continuing the serial

Of Harbour Road Arterial

The need is different from where one sits

Replacing South Side greenery

Is all kinds of machinery

Contracting name all o’er the place is Pitts.

Buildings dropping crazily

Are sometimes looked at hazily

Through tear-filled eyes, as they just disappear

Progress simply wipes away

The memories of yesterday

As this project much delayed gets into high gear

All three levels of Government

Because of dough already spent

Are now committed totally, no doubt

In West End we will see much change

Not unlike Andrews wiped out range

As road rolls in more people are squeezed out.

Daily News Headline: (Deer Lake Youth In Hospital) SHOT STEALING APPLES

The plumbers strike is over

A crippling one indeed

Effects were quite far reaching

Sewing disillusion seed.

The many repercussions

Would lead one to conclude

They lost a lot of favour

In this work interlude

The strike was long and selfish

To many just a pain

And twenty bucks an hour is big

For money down the drain.

Daily News Headline: Wants CBC to get out of advertising: CJON going broke: Stirling

Fifty one people on payroll have we

A big slice of budget quite obviously

Why must we accept it as part of the norm

To pay them for service they do not perform.

When one hires a person (assume it is you)

It isn’t by proxy their work they will do

You want them on hand on the job every day

If they’re not on the job they’ll be getting no pay.

So why politicians? What makes them exempt?

It isn’t just something of which I have dreamt

By marking our X their payroll we have signed

But now that we’ve hired them, they’re changing their mind.

We’ll go to the House in the New Year, says Frank

Except for a trip we will take to the Bank

Sometime in December, and sit for a day

That’s the least they could do for a full session’s pay.

Daily News Headline: (“Distressed” cable TV may be “jeopardized”) WON’T TOLERATE DELAY: MOORES

People are laying their cards on the table

In hearings about introduction of cable

C.R.T.C. applications inviting

Are finding the Newfoundland hearings exciting.

Interested parties are many and various

All of them obviously are gregarious

Doesn’t have to lean to being a prophet

To see that the applicants visualize profit.

Each group, committee, or cluster, or panel

Knows that the urge to switch channel to channel

Is stronger than ever, we’re all so selective

So getting the jump on it is their objective.

Daily News Headline: Moores readying anti-inflation drive: CUT BACK SPENDING

We know not yet

The Cabinet

Decision tough

For Moores (Frank Duff)

No matter who

The job will do

Will challenged be

Vigorously

Who fills the slot

Will find it hot

But where we see

Integrity

And one who’s calm

There’ll be no qualm

And Premier Moores

With open doors

And stalwart crew

Good job should do

We wish them well

And time will tell.

Daily News Headline: Whalen royal commission: Urban areas favored

Dave Wilkerson did it, he clearly defined

No interruptions when speaking his mind

He disciplined everyone right from the start

A challenge to listen, a choice to depart.

They stayed and the meeting was opened with song.

A choir of choirs numbering 500 strong

A rock singing convert his offering began

In service of God he seemed much more a man

Then the preacher himself with command of the word

The Bible his background of things seen and heard

He rambled through history brought it to date

Until came the time all should participate

And he hushed them, the thousands were at his command.

Heads bowed in prayer at a wave of his hand

The call to the Spirit, as hearts opened wide

Those seeking God were to come to his side

And they did, amid sobbing or crying suppressed

As tearful eyes glistened, and lifted from chest

Were the burdens of conscience, a labour of love

For Wilkerson who draws his strength from above

Indeed quite an impression Dave Wilkerson made

We knew him through his book The Cross and the Switchblade.

Daily News Headline: ($3 - $4 million replacement cost) Suspect arson in school fire

A spectacular fire from a spectator view

Transfixed were so many that night

Curtis Academy smouldering first

Burst out into fiery light

People in thousands on foot or by car

Made haste to the scene of the fire

Heavy smoke almost at times did enshroud

The Grace, with the flames going higher

Set back in a field it was easy to watch

As the fire all its fierceness portrayed

The skill and the nerve of the fire fighting crews

Left all the onlookers dismayed

In faces of people spotlighted by fire

Expressions of fright and of awe

Especially children who scarcely believed

The trugh of what they really saw

Their exclamations (obscenity filled)

Their honest excitement portrayed

The perils of being a Fireman are high

A drama for real, no charade.

Daily News Headline: Geoff would sell CJON

The sound of an ambulance siren

At night time or middle of day

Is merely a plea to the traffic

To help dispatch them on their way

That others may gain from their service

Be somehow released from their strife

Brought to the hospital quickly

Perhaps for the saving of life

The sound of an ambulance siren

Has now been denounced by a few

My heavens, just what have we come to

Is there nothing else they can do.

A main thoroughfare our location

If not ambulance or police

The firebuses roar by our window

But knowing they`re there gives us peace.

The sound of an ambulance siren

Is muffled, we hear it no more

The driver just crawls through the traffic

Can`t risk putting it to the floor

Far distant a vehicle wreckage

A victim is writhing in pain

“If only they get here to save me

Of sirens I`ll no more complain.”

Daily News Headline: Sprinkler would have saved it: Other schools may be in same danger as Curtis

People do make headlines

For business and for sport

For politics, religion,

For causes they support.

Our Mayor Mrs. Wyatt

In civic politics

Supports people and causes

Quite openly, no tricks

When Nathanson spoke cable

She backed him up we see

Annoying certain councilors

For use of station`ry

Support she gave Steve Neary

John Nolan and some more

And her support of taximen

Ended in an uproar.

She now supports Geoff Stirling

Good old Dot, bless her soul

If she`s not the year`s headliner

She`ll get best supporting role.

Daily News Headline: Cabbies force apology from O`Neill: Stormy session at city hall

The Sabbath Day approaches

Especially designed

To rest from week of labour

And gather piece of mind.

A time for some unwinding

For other matters care

Like family and loved ones

And finding time for prayer.

A time for outdoor leisure

To change the daily pace

The Sabbath wisely given

To gather strength and grace.

Daily News Headline: RCMP cracking down on: Boozing minors

Some have termed unfortunate the headlines made last week

When at a Gander Conference, Father Molloy did speak

To theme: “Creative Leadership”, his comments were addressed

But because he spoke of morals certain women weren’t impressed

In fact they sought discredit, with his levity took leave

A racist joke, religion pushed (they proferred); I believe

The incident most fortunate, it helped us to discern

That there is truth in clichés like the one “to live and learn”

For now we know the narrowness of thinking, language glib

A spotlight on proponents of the cause of Women’s Lib

Who, if they’re seeking leadership, should realize that they

Are all mixed up and going at it a bassackwards way,

Religious people, nurses, teachers and especially

Our dedicated mothers had to very high degree

The qualities of leaders, by example, one deduced

Through love, care and encouragement more leaders they produced.

Encouraging it was to see some ladies with respect

To attitudes of rebel types quite honestly object.

A great attention getter to attach Father Molloy

But beware, you well-intentioned, rebels can your cause destroy.

Daily News Headline: Lower Churchill project may face: MONEY CRISIS

The countryside today is ever changing

As foliage to season condescends

Autumn makes a subtle transformation

Skillfully presenting color blends.

Arrested by kaleidoscopic impact

Many pause to give the eyes a treat

The greens, the browns, the gold, the vivid crimson

A panoramic view will make complete.

Though still the scene apart from autumn breezes

A challenge it presents to artist’s eye

To take a scene and cleverly preserve it

On canvas, with a story-telling sky.

Daily News Headline: For Lower Churchill: WE WANT MORE FROM OTTAWA!

“A showcase like a wayside shrine”, the bearded Father said

And with nostalgic comments drew aside the curtains red

A crucifix, a chasuble, a silver chalice there

And a replica of statue from a church in France (Albert)

A town to west of Beaumont Hamel, where through helping hand

He was exposed to calibre of men from Newfoundland.

And Father Lawrence Farrell did Tuesday at City Hall

The 59th Newfoundland Regiment, with warmth recall

He chose to briefly reminisce on miracles and such

The strength and courage of the men, and yet their prayerful touch,

The other times, and through it all, capacity for love

Of fellow men in action shown – who am I speaking of?

A man who looks much like Burl Ives, said he “a compliment”

A priest of God who overseas gave marriage sacrament

To Councillor James Fagan, who with wife was present too

To hear the Mayor present Father with a caribou

In presence of comrades of yore; and so assembled there

The priest invited as they passed a wee thanksgiving prayer.

A closing touch, some poetry appropriate he chose

From Holiday Inn writing pad Joyce Kilmer’s spirit rose

The blessing then of gifts bestowed returned comrades to France

Father Farrell’s Latin - a nostalgic circumstance.

Daily News Headline: BEWARE, IMPAIRED DRIVERS! (It’s $500 or twenty days)

The burning down of Curtis

And the fire at Port au Choix

Made notable impressions

People flinched at what they saw.

The feedback from Insurance

Is a matter of concern

They can’t afford the payouts

What recourse? Just let it burn.

A week of much reflection

The message is prevent

A sometimes careless moment

Gives a lifetime to repent.

Daily News Headline: 1.) Posties will go after more money

2.) WE’RE GOING TO BLAZES!

A simple theme; and yet a theme complex

The Mass, a re-enacted Calvary

From Atlantic Region o’er eight hundred strong

This weekend will discuss the liturgy,

The Mass will change not; yet periphery

Will be surveyed, the better to disclose

The special interest areas in which

To channel grace, which daily overflows

For Mass is personal and meaningful

It isn’t something over which we flip

But the Church through celebration still continues

Jesus’ ministry of Table Fellowship.

The Fifth Biennial, this current Congress

Of Atlantic Liturgical Conference

Newfoundland is honored to be hosting

One of this year’s most significant events.

At Beaconsfield High School will people gather

Bishops, priests, religious, laity

May the Holy Spirit guide deliberations

In this special liturgy activity.

Daily News Headline: (St. John’s city employees want up to) $3,000 A MAN

If we elected Liberals to form a Government

They too would have a cabinet, that all it would have meant

But P.C.s got the mandate, Premier Moores had to select

The ones who best would serve each role from those we did elect.

It isn’t just a shuffle though, the cabinet is new

A whole new look was given it, what else was there to do

A whole new emphasis we note, the like unseen before

With recognized potential of our striking oil offshore.

The choice of Speaker of the House is a big seat to fill

If anyone can fill it, Gerry Ottenheimer will

A student for most of his life the rules he’ll quickly learn

He’s quite astute and no doubt trouble making will discern.

The Session of the House to come and others subsequent

Should see decorum reinforced to seat of Government

It’s time we took a second look, some discipline imposed

The conduct was disgraceful just before the House last closed.

Daily News Headline: (Wage, price “guidelines” and “swift” penalties) OUCH!

A one o’clock newscast on CJON

Just yesterday, nettled me some

I called up the newsroom and told them as much

Why was it necessary? How come?

The item was news, not a comment as such

That tonight Premier Moores would be seen

‘Interrupting your favourite show on TV’

To so qualify, what did it mean?

When a Premier speaks on an issue of note

Let respect for his office be shown

I don’t recall Joey being so introduced

Or Geoff when he calls it his own.

It matters not it’s Frank, Joey or Geoff

When it’s news, let it stand on its own

To me it was naught but political slight

Hence my reason for picking a bone.

Daily News Headline: (Fishermen, farmers declared excempt) Food costs to keep rising

Teachers and parents are meeting these nights

It’s P.T.A. season once more.

The progress of children is jointly discussed,

If problems, they get to the core.

The basic idea is helping the child

His greatest potential acquire,

Now is the time for zeroing in

Not when it comes down to the wire.

It’s good to see teachers with so much concern,

But parent percentage is low.

If you have a girl or a boy going to school

Next P.T.A. meeting please go.

Daily News Headline: $150 million cutting job: We’re in a budget bind (…and must match federal anti-inflation efforts)

Abounding in talent our Newfoundland isle

Distinctly different in content and style

A choir of young men from St. Francis High School

In Harbour Grace maybe exception, not rule.

Their gift is with audience instant rapport

Instilled by their choirmaster, Brother Blackmore

Whose being exudes total musical charm

Each voice in control the results will disarm.

There’s a choir of girls also well known in west end

Who nationwide even their talents extend

The girls of St. Patrick’s perform with finesse

Appealing in song and attractive in dress.

All the toe tapping antics of fun loving boys

Each doing something he really enjoys

Is surely the secret why each one imparts

A sharing of joy dancing into your hearts.

And that’s how it is with boys tenor of age

For when the St. Pat’s dancers come on the stage

They light up the audience, what an effect.

Their radiance on every face will reflect.

Talent is plentiful, rich and worthwhile

Select groups alone see it mostly, but style

That is youthful and breezy, meant to entertain

Should be seen on TV, everyone stands to gain.

Daily News Headline: (Dot on women’s talks) Pure drivel! (“Men have nothing to worry about...”)

The House isn’t open, no sign of it yet

When it does is there something perhaps

We could wish them to lighten the burden a bit

Let’s think about some of the chaps.

For Joey a bookcase in front of his desk

That he might have ready at hand

For sale or for reference volumes of books

He has written about Newfoundland.

Roberts perhaps with a mirror could do

When into the thick of the fray

This he could use for political gauge

To check on his image each day.

Carter could have a supply of salt fish

Hid under his inkwell I suppose

To bring back a member who just rambles on

Could wave it right under his nose.

To Crosbie a picture quite suitably framed

To put on his desk every day

A mugshot of Barry, so Crosbie could muse

Would Leo have done it this way.

Frank Moores could a horse be custodian of

So when telling us that “this is it”

Could demonstrate plainly for all in the House

The meaning of biting the bit.

What for Steve Neary, a spotlight should do

After all he is sitting alone

Some might need a desk clock for checking the time

And perhaps, for convenience a phone.

Daily News Headline: Postal talks reach point of no return: “Talking for talks sake”

The festival truly its magnitude shows

When we see that tomorrow the entries will close.

February might seem like a long time away

For those who in solo or groups sing or play.

But that’s how it is when there’s much to be done

Months of hard work for a week full of fun.

Though it may seem early deadlines to meet,

Your co-operation will make it complete.

Daily News Headline: Telephone company wants: WHOPPING INCREASES

Relatives and friends write fewer letters

In these days they can keep in touch by phone

The postal workers walked out as predicted

With Mr. Mackasey they pick a bone.

A trend of how society is changing

Is evident in the expressed concern

What to do with cheques for unemployment

The out-of-work types not the type who’ll earn.

Family allowances were mentioned

Questions raised what pensioners would do

Priority to social payments, seems like

But what about real source of revenue.

If business can get along without it

And mail is into obsolescence priced

The wheels now pressuring the postal workers

Will realize that less would have sufficed.

Daily News Headline: Telephone rate hearings: Big jump for the Burin Peninsula

We’re getting out the snow tires now

Installing anti-freeze

The heavy clothes dry cleaned or bought

To keep out winter breeze

These minor preparations will

Some inconvenience save

But if you lived in Labrador

You’d find it much more grave

Their isolation soon begins

C.N. November 10

Won’t guarantee delivery

Till spring rolls round again

Provisions for the winter, they

In lump sum must prepare

How differently you’d approach

Winter, if you lived there

I guess we think we have it bad

But when we realize

The isolation plight of some

It opens up our eyes.

Daily News Headline: First, the Lower Churchill: Now it’s Come By Chance

Permissiveness is overworked

But that’s the word we use

To cover up shortcomings

Or the way people abuse

And really what we’re meaning

Is we’re gutless to object

When people lose their self-control

And show such disrespect

The desecration lately seen

Within a cemetery

Means nothing sacred anymore

Such sad commentary

And all because we’re letting people

Take the place by storm

Until such odd behavior

We too soon accept as norm

We have to start with children

And with them put on the brakes

The onus is on parents

It, determination takes.

Then in employment market

When people get too slack

There’s firm direction needed

To get them back on track

The days of respect earning

Are going by the board

We now have to command it

Else riff-raff will have scored

There’s weakness in our system

When people in command

Are so concerned with politics

They lose firmness of hand

My finger points at Justice

Position, not the man

He should make things happen

If anybody can.

Daily News Headline: Andrews drug case: $300,000 bail forfeiture

“What is a crosswalk?” the little boy asked

And the teacher had answer so neat

“It’s diagonal markings on pavement (they’re white)

For pedestrians crossing the street”.

“What is a crosswalk?” the little boy asked

And his Granddad replied, in short pants

“It’s supposed to be some place for crossin’ the street

But we just took a helluva chance.”

“What is a crosswalk?” the little boy asked

And the Safety Councillor spoke

“A safety zone for some kiddies like you”

And aside to himself: “That’s a joke.”

“What is a crosswalk?” the little boy asked,

And the motorist licking his chops

Said: “It is a place I can do what I like

And I don’t have to worry ‘bout cops.”

Now what is a crosswalk? Like nipples on bulls

They’re useless, to use them’s a dare

The motorists barrel on through them, observe!

Not a damn for pedestrians care.

Daily News Headline: CARR CASE MAY BE DROPPED (It’s likely if bailjumper Andrews isn’t brought back)

“What’s a pedestrian?”, one little kid

Of his playing cousin enquired

“Not sure” she said, kicking a milk tin ahead

“A religion, I think – hey, I’m tired.”

“What’s a pedestrian huh, Uncle Jack?”

And he, a policeman, replied

“A person who walks on the sidewalks, what else

And I wave them to the other side.”

“What’s a pedestrian sir” said the girl

And the taximan started to balk

“They’re people who dart out in front of me, kids

And who never use a crosswalk.”

“What’s a pedestrian, sir”, and the boy

Winked at his cousin and smiled

The man getting into his car quite annoyed

Took time out to answer the child.

“You heard me swearing I’m sorry for that

That jaywalker is one of those

The man that I cursed on and yelled at is one

He just doesn’t care where he goes.”

“Now don’t be like him, use the crosswalks, ok?

‘Cause that’s why the crosswalks were made

The little ones shrugged and said “Crosswalks don’t work

We get nearly run down, we’re afraid.”

Daily News Headline: $2.00 increase: Higher UIC fees?

I never thought I’d ever see

A river out of place

One running through St. John’s west end

Is surely a disgrace.

Its banks that through the Southside wind

And on through Bowring Park

In scenic beauty, of themselves

Are quite a beauty mark.

The color scheme of autumn’s touch

Is pleasing to the eye

In contrast dirty water comes

And dares to run on by.

Where once the crystal waters flowed

Runs filth and grime and dirt

A countryside, once beautiful

Has had its feelings hurt.

Daily News Headline: $60,000,000 SAVES REFINERY (Ownership remains the same: Shaheen)

Days growing shorter

Time has gone back

And one of our seasons

Is all out of whack.

Kids are still waiting

To have Hallowe’en

Yet Christmas displays

May be already seen.

A little bit pushy

It is a bit much

Would like to see more of

Professional touch.

In Christmas promotions

So often abused

One plea we would make

That discretion be used.

Daily News Headline: Obscene magazines in St. John’s (Deputy Mayor Murphy wants to take offenders to court)

Little masked creatures

Will crowd every street

In bell ringing sequence

They’ll ask “Trick or Treat?”

If you’re a driver

Be on the alert

It gets darker quicker

And kids could get hurt.

Some in dark costumes

May not be well seen

So drivers be careful

Tonight’s Hallowe’en.

Daily News Headline: Pulp and paper strike draws closer (Wage offer pitifully small claims Kelly)

What is a crosswalk, last Monday we asked

And in various ways we explained

Then noticed that Council in session last week

Discussions on this entertained.

They’re finally seeing the picture as is

The drivers complete disregard

And the Brinton Memorial Home and School folks

Want the teeth in the law to bite hard

Must it take a tragedy laws to enforce

What we’re seeking is action, not talk

Let’s back up the Council, policemen, and all

Who can make it safe at a crosswalk.

Daily News Headline: Corner Brook couple face business threat: Just leave us alone!!

Leo’s at war with Greenpeace!

Who do they think they are?

How dare they force their way in here

They’re gone too blooming far.

They’ll render seal pelts useless

By spraying on a dye

They are themselves a bunch of pelts

How dare they even try.

One up for Walter Carter

How dare C.F.As call

Our way of life to interrupt

Unmitigated gall.

Because of the seal fishing

Our province is harassed

With much adverse publicity

Already being amassed.

Let Greenpeace group get going

And take with them advice

When you’re out to do us damage

You’re treading on thin ice.

Daily News Headline: 1.) Here’s one that’s hard to swallow: Beer, booze bumped

2.) Small towns shy of regional gov’t: St. John’s gives ‘em the jitters

The recent program of the R.C.M.P.

I endorse to the fullest because

There’s an interest here that is greater by far

Than the carrying out of the laws.

They’ve taken a course of zeroing in

On certain locations of choice

And though you may have been annoyed at being stopped

You should have found cause to rejoice.

If you were tested and all was okay

Perhaps the next driver found out

That drinking and driving no partnership make

And that is what it’s all about.

Isn’t it comforting somehow to know

At least twenty five people there are

Removed from the highways and streets for awhile

Making safer the use of your car.

Comfort in knowing protection is yours

And if you have time to reflect

The ones with restrictions imposed on them now

From themselves the campaign will protect.

Daily News Headline: Agent sentenced on three counts: More real estate charges expected

The driver jumped out of his car

I thought that he would burst

So red his face, as fist he shook

“Hey you I got here first.”

An auto filled the parking space

Its driver broad with grin

“Tough darts” replied, I pictured him

Being clobbered on the chin.

‘Twas Water Street on Saturday

It could be anywhere

This man a parking space had seen

To back up did prepare

He signaled properly I saw

But one guy just ahead

With sports car, just ignored the man

And darted in instead.

It’s difficult enough these days

A parking place to find

But nincompoops who rob your spot

Could make you blow your mind.

Daily News Headline: Goose Bay transfer agreement signed

There’s more to it than driving skill

When in St. John’s you ride

To get by Lady Luck must be

Quite plainly on your side.

A sample is when Cover Road lights

And Boulevard turn green

When merging into King’s Bridge Road

Near accidents are seen.

Stamps Lane at Freshwater Road

Is hard on tires and brakes

With traffic flow from Oxen Pond

A risk one often takes.

As do pedestrians sometimes

When o’erhead sign reads “Walk”

The drivers on a green light turn

Each does the other balk.

The traffic’s tricky in St. John’s

Each new day brings its thrill

There’s more to it than cautious steps

And more than driving skill.

Daily News Headline: No hard feelings when I’m on top: Crosbie’s tough talk

Tomorrow a day of Remembrance,

When prayerfully some will reflect

On those now in foreign soil resting,

Together we pay our respect.

Not only to those killed in action,

But servicemen with us today

Who unhesitatingly answered

The call to go into the fray.

Their values they strongly defended

Their principles bravely upheld,

Some unscathed, maimed have been others

While more, in war’s passion, were felled.

Remembrance belongs to the present

The action belonged to the past

History proudly recorded

The deeds of our men unsurpassed.

Daily News Headline: Hit, run death: ONLY WITNESS IS BOY, AGE 7

Close your eyes my wee delight

Sleep through the darkness of the night

We whisper for you now a prayer

May angels take you in their care.

When in the morning you awake

Another look at life you take

Look through the window at the sun

Thank God another day’s begun.

Ask Him in morning prayer that you

Might live to see the whole day through

In happiness, and love and fun

Until this special day is done.

Enjoy your games and all your toys

Enjoy the other girls and boys.

But quiet now, don’t even peep

The lights are low, so off to sleep.

Daily News Headline: Prince Charlie: Just keeps falling in love

It sneaks through Valley Waterford

And Southside Hills, each day.

Foot by every costly foot

The Pitts turns up new clay

Uprooting years of settled soil

That in its bosom deep

Held roots of trees that felt secure

Now burning in a heap.

Disturbing Southside Hill by Pitts

Each ticking of the clock

May nothing mean, but could perhaps

Send Southside Hills in shock

And though it may, despite its hurt

Withstand the gruelling test

It could make trouble serious

Should it become depressed.

By giving way place after place

It could with strain collapse

With washouts, slides, such weaknesses

But could be its perhaps

Uncertain though, and who’s to say

That it can take the load.

The Southside Hills; a facade change

In lieu: a concrete road.

Daily News Headline: (Wyatt slams regional setup) Gov’t unloading responsibility?

In St. Bon’s hallowed halls we view

A picture of the past, yet new

Wednesday a presentation made

As Brother Brennan tribute paid.

Captain O’Grady’s named was hailed

By St. Bon’s men, there being detailed

The highlights of his constant quest

To get from youth the very best.

“Chest out, chin in shoulders back

Fourth man down, close ranks, too slack

Left, right, left, right, left, that’s fine

And every student towed the line

Grey cardigan and cap with peak

As time went, less commands he’d speak

But when the Captain’s whistle blew

We all knew what we had to do.

In every step we felt the pride

Hands swing high on either side

We feel now, as in retrospect

Captain O’Grady meant respect.

The stately gent of image great

Each one in turn would emulate

Pride in one’s school and self he taught

And yet no accolades e’er sought.

In theatre of war, or stage

He could the best in people gauge

And stir in them a sense of right

Hence honor bestowed Wednesday night.

Daily News Headline: (Anglican Synod told) WOMEN PRIESTS NEXT YEAR

The ringing bell and barker voice

“A spin of the wheel, and pick your choice”

“Two for a nickel, don’t pass by”

The voice invites: “Give it a try.”

The raffle herald Christmas joys

This one to help Mount Cashel boys

It’s running fifty years or more

Back to the days of sawdust floor.

People would duck in from the storm

And tickets buy while getting warm

The sellers shouted very loud

As turkeys gobbled with the crowd

There were live turkeys on display

In windows strutting day by day

But though that age has long since gone

The raffle spirit carries on.

Daily News Headline: Archbishop Seaborn installed as Metropolitan

It is the time of year to cause

And to think of things like Santa Claus

The Sunday Santa Claus parade

On television quickly made

The little people more aware

That Christmas time is in the air

That time when we, as girl or boy,

Associated lots of joy

It wasn’t that we were naive

But we had reason to believe

In that old gent in beard of white

Who quite mysteriously at night

Would visit us when fast asleep

Though often we would cheat and P

But though we never saw the Gent

We somehow figured his intent

And always strive to be our best

Strangely enough we passed the test

But it was fun, real children’s stuff

For we learned all too soon enough

The facts of life, and now bemoan

The kids have no world of their own

Commercial wording spoils effect

And parents strongly do object

A form of robbery I find

This boggling of the children’s mind

Let them enjoy their doubts, because

There really is a Santa Claus

Daily News Headline: (Dobbin says tax system must go) Apartments scarce ... city is blamed

Today, a long awaited one

A sitting of the House begins

Where in the wings lie flapping tongues

And ever ready wagging chins.

In sessions past we saw decline

In House decorum, a disgrace

We’re hopeful, starting from today

Art of debate will take its place.

We do wish all the members well

And challenge them to show restraint

We should with pride see how it is

For too long we’ve seen how it ain’t.

Daily News Headline: Over $3 million involved in: FISHERY SCANDEL

Stepping down from his picket line the striker had a wish

“Howabout a word to help us in your column, Nish”

I said I had the strike in mind and no doubt would consent

But I saw not his point of view although my ear was bent.

This strike I can’t just localize, and as it lingers on

I see it like a chess game, and the striker is the pawn

The top union executive have set too broad a base

And at this stage will not relent lest they’d be losing face.

The Government in Ottawa is thinking this one out

Mackasey their moves will make, he knows what he’s about

The strategies are closely watched, the pawns both disregard

The strikes and spectators both find this game very hard.

Increasing are the side effects as Christmas closer gets

The catalogue mail order folks are having their regrets

The smaller businessman is hurt, no mail, no money comes

And yet in tower ivory, the union chieftan hums.

As strikers go, my hat is off to those who have agreed

That to their work they will return to fill a current need

They can’t accept the rational enforced on them, and find

That though in unions they believe, it now upsets their mind.

The public, stung in many ways, are also well aware

That some officials stated that for public they don’t care

They see the bind strikers are in and with them sympathize

This strike through repercussions made will open many eyes.

Daily News Headline: They want 50% more takehome pay: Wage demands threaten oil refinery (It’s on Ottawa’s restraints list)

The forthright comments recently that Graham Mercer made

In his role as the President of St. John’s Board of Trade

Were like a burst of freshest air, a new vitality

A real hard honest look at state of our economy.

His reference to unions made an awful lot of sense

Demanding situations that are setting precedents

He fingered politicians for example poor they set

And even fellow businessmen he chose not to forget.

The public too got knuckles rapped, it rightly should be thus

We take increases left and right and make so little fuss

Instead of on defensive being, rebutting what he said.

Let’s honestly review at length the comments Mercer made.

Daily News Headline: Mounties are a bargain: Not a chance local cops will take over

I chose today to walk with downcast eyes

And learned of many things, to my surprise

I’ve always looked ahead, above, around

And wondered, looking down what people find

Counted cracks in sidewalks for a start

Quite numerous and not that far apart

The shoes or boots of people passing by

A little mutt that looked me in the eye

Chip bags, and candy wrappers in the way

Dried leaves which with a little breeze did play.

The sounds of passing traffic I had heard

Some voices too; it all seemed so absurd

That it was with restraint a block I walked

And to experience the moments chalked

As it was evident what people miss

Who choose a vision limited like this

But literally or in other ways

We set our limits by the scope of gaze

The eye uplifted sees the trees, the sky

The color schemes of homes, cars passing by

The fence designs, the landscape, kids at fun

The flock of birds, the cloud that hides the sun.

So many ways our vision is obscured

We do not look around us, often lured

Into a sense of feeling things are right

When in effect they sometimes are a blight

On our society, our way of life

So wrought with controversy and with strife

But standards have been dropped, it’s no surprise

That like the sidewalk cracks before our eyes

We won’t see much to which we can aspire

Unless we set our sights on standards higher.

Daily News Headline: (They’ve got to stop her going) $30 MILLION IN THE RED

The mini-budget made its mark on Monday

Hospital construction projects ceased

Motor registration fees went higher

When William Doody’s figures were released.

Income tax, two more percent was added

A thirty million deficit to aid

Sales tax now has hit a double digit

A new record at ten percent it made.

Food and shelter, heating, even clothing

From the S.S.A. are now exempt

Minimum wage stepped up to two-fifty

A figure some employers thought they dreamt.

Man days lost last year was quite a figure

In thousands, numbering two ninety three

The increased minimum will change tax basis

And step up income tax a slight degree.

One store owner had a flash reaction

“That seven, eight percent I used to dread

An awful ‘lot of writin’ with the pencil

But the ten percent I makes up in me head.”

Daily News Headline: “Moment of Truth”: Postal talks may resume

Twenty four days shopping left we’re told

In which the Christmas goodies will be sold

Next weekend see the Santa Claus parade

This year a change in route is being made.

The makings of a brand new fairy tale

Is how we’re goin’ to handle Santa’s mail

Such letters we wrote with the greatest care

No doubt at all that they were getting there

No strikes then, such as important role

The mailman had, and right to the North Pole

Some must have gone to bring up Santa’s mail.

And sure enough they never yet did fail

But what to do this Christmas, time is nigh,

The clowns will pick some up as they pass by

But what about the kiddies out of town

Don’t worry boys and girls no need to frown

If I were you my letter I would write

And when they get a chance some time that night

I’d ask my Mom and Dad to check it through

For spelling, since you best you want to do

Then give them a big kiss and ask that they

Will just for you, some very special way

Be sure that Santa gets your private mail

By boat, or air, or truck, or doggie trail.

They will you know and before Christmas Eve

So in them and in Santa you believe.

Daily News Headline: Roberts urges House study: Where is Newfoundland heading?

Among the quite worthwhile appeals

We mention T.B. Christmas Seals

Which this year have a handicap

Through postal strike received a slap

But that is really no excuse

For it’s the cause and not the use

That’s our incentive for to buy

Knowing so well the reason why

To fight the respiratory ails

And T.B. which it now curtails

But why buy seals this time of year

Your Christmas cards are staying here

Well give it just a little thought

And you’ll be glad those seals you bought

For nothing seasonal there be

About diseases like T.B.

Discovered all the year around

And in the strangest places found

Which gives more emphasis indeed

To recognize the pressing need

For more prevention and research

No time to leave them in the lurch

Throughout the year when mail you post

Your T.B. seals for you will boast

Support you gave this worthwhile cause

You were a T.B. Santa Claus.

Daily News Headline: (City budget near $18 million) Can they avoid a tax rise?

Advent is here, we’re preparing for Christmas

For Christmas the birth of the Saviour is nigh

A symbol of hope and renewal of spirit

But yet its real meaning oft passes us by.

The real joys of Christmas we lose, with frustration

Because of the pressures commercial these days

We rush into Christmas, and into debt with it

A little reflection will truly amaze.

The birth of a baby is always exciting

It brings to our lives new dimension and joy

We open our hearts, we are loving by nature

Symbolically Christmas does that, it’s a boy.

There’s joy in the heart of the Christian at Christmas

Christ is renewed in us, happy the day

Joy from within, it’s a special occasion

Let’s recognize it, let it not slip away.

Daily News Headline: (Is history repeating itself?) Gull Is. Depends on Quebec

Safe Driving Week is with us

It’s here to emphasize

That change to winter driving

Brings many a surprise.

Safe Driving Week is with us

The message: stay alive

A lethal weapon often

Is the vehicle you drive.

Safe Driving Week is with us

Not just the week alone

But everyday throughout the year

Let’s make the cause our own.

Daily News Headline: 1. GASP: BAN SMOKING IN PUBLIC?

2. Strong majority: St. John’s posties vote “no”

The message of crosswalks is starting to jell

There is an awareness of them I can tell

But still the percentage has got to increase

The wheel is still squeaky and needs lots of grease.

The lines have been painted for years without heed

With traffic at present so dense, there is need

For strict enforcement of laws in effect

More drivers still have to show crosswalk respect.

Pedestrians too must responsible be

Ticketing jaywalkers I’d like to see

It’s time for some action for safety sake

To crosswalk importance let’s all be awake.

Daily News Headline: Close vote means: Strike over!

Impaired drivers increased very sharply

The past few days, and what is quite a shock

Is that it isn’t people seen at night time

But seven, eight, or even nine o’clock.

That’s right, the impaired drivers in the morning

An all time high are reaching, I would say

Inside and out the cars have frosted windows

And before they’re cleared the people drive away.

Everything is left to the last minute

So get ‘er started, take off right away

A little hole to peep out through will do it

‘Twill defrost as you’re driving on your way.

Safe Driving Week this point is worth attention

This type of impaired driving let’s prevent

No side view, the back window too is frosted

A ticket might avoid an accident.

Daily News Headline: (Gull Island project, road closing down) Transmission line still active

Wrap up warm Saturday because

There’s a parade for Santa Claus

Remember it’s not Water Street

You can’t duck in and warm your feet

So be prepared. Tell Dad or Mom

Where the parade is starting from

Let them know you are on the ball

This year go to Avalon Mall

Or park along Prince Phillip Drive

To wait for Santa to arrive

Confederation Hill for you

Will give a very special view

The parade ends as you will see

At the Trades and Technology

I know it is a little far

If you don’t have a motor car

So get up early without fuss

And find out all about the bus

I checked to find out what I’d see

No special buses, they told me

So off you go best way you can

To see that very special man

Named Santa Claus, and bring with you

Your letters, and you’ll see there too

The clowns, and floats and bands that play

Above all have a Happy Day.

Daily News Headline: 2,600 mill workers off the job: Strikes starting to hurt

Impaired drivers increased very sharply

The past few days, and what is quite a shock

Is that it isn’t people seen at night time

But seven, eight, or even nine o’clock.

That’s right, the impaired drivers in the morning

An all time high are reaching, I would say

Inside and out the cars have frosted windows

And before they’re cleared the people drive away.

Everything is left to the last minute

So get ‘er started, take off right away

A little hole to peep out through will do it

‘Twill defrost as you’re driving on your way.

Safe Driving Week this point is worth attention

This type of impaired driving let’s prevent

No side view, the back window too is frosted

A ticket might avoid an accident.

Daily News Headline: (Talked over armed hijackers) Bravery medal for Newfoundland woman

Comment: This is a reprint of the December 4 poem with a new title. Very unusual.

Some call it “upstaging”, some “jumping the gun”

I’d just like to call it “being smart”

Steve Neary in party, or standing alone

Has played a most colorful part.

Surprisingly Smallwood the chance didn’t see

Or he to his feet would have jumped

Simmons was so academically trained

Without all his notes he was stumped.

While trying to line up a prize winning speech

Best academic standards to meet

A lesson in procrastination he learned

When he saw Steve jump to his feet.

If this is a trend, being on the alert

Each watching the others like hawks

This session of House might a better one be

Last one there were too many gawks.

Daily News Headline: Brinco had the money, but: Joey wouldn’t sign

When Port aux Basques was first torn up

Old timers had their say

“You’ll spoil the harbor,” they allowed

“Not goin’ to work this way.”

The experts went on planning though

But all to quickly learned

The skippers all the answers knew

In time the tide was turned.

So with the souped-up schooner, named

“Norma and Gladys,” boy!

Old timers many eyebrows raised

When they heard “ship ahoy.”

For they too foresaw problems great

Handwriting on the wall

And from the start things went askew

They weren’t that wrong at all.

Our envoy will by-pass Japan

But on to Europe sail

She has, though, not terms nautical

Left quite a long, long trail.

Daily News Headline: Expect strike verdict

The Supermarket rip off is more obvious each day

The price freeze, so much publicized, when it got under way

Was given out in name alone, and we were suspect

Saw prices escalated when it came into effect.

A word of caution, shoppers, take your time when checking out

Getting all your money’s worth is what it’s all about

Specials that are advertised are not the safest bet

You’ll find quite often in the rush the cashiers do forget.

And watch the size of packages, a free bit of advice

Four and eight ounce ones we found stamped equally in price

We questioned it, the change was made, it satisfied oneself.

But sure enough we checked it out, no price change on the shelf.

It’s quite a skill, this shopping bit, it almost is an art

You have to watch well first of all what you put in your cart

And then you have to keep an eye when emptied and checked out

Best value for the money spent, that’s what it’s all about.

Daily News Headline: Cable TV awards by year-end

The final stretch we’re reaching now

Of weekend shopping sprees

Surprisingly enough there are

Just one more left of these

Downtown, uptown, east or west

The hustle seems the same

Everybody plays quite well

The economic game.

Cash or credit purchases

Charge accounts and such

So unrestrained, makes one suspect

We have the midas touch.

Daily News Headline: 100-year old saw his aged wife beaten: “They used a hammer…”

The Daily News staff Friday night Christmas season begun

In upper concourse of the Arts they had a night of fun

Appetizers, followed by a three course meal, a treat

And an exchange of pleasantries made this aspect complete.

Dee Murphy’s vocal chords at work emceeing the event

The proper touch of levity to the proceedings lent

Social Committee President Marje Keough came in late

But when assignments must be done one’s social life must wait.

The busy bee award should now to Eileen Matchum go

She worked all night to see that things would “oh so smoothly” flow

And in the speechifying bit we surely weren’t let down

In fact were morale-boosted by newcomer Bernard Browne

Publisher Bill Callahan some words of joy did spread

Jim Thoms some comments added too, direct from the Stagehead

A veteran of forty years the festive evening spent

Ed McCarthy and his wife were there for the event

Santa Claus was good enough to drop in for a while

Each person who received a gift came back with quite a smile

He whispered something, gave a kiss, some special thing would do

He was so good George Wiseman said he taught him all he knew

A pleasant night, a sharing time of music, dance and song

With social interaction people feel that they belong.

Daily News Headline: Capital’s budget near $19 million: NO TAX INCREASE

There’s much rejoicing in St. Patrick’s School

As junior girls and coach Miss Susan Poole

Have broken all the records of the past

And really come into their own at last.

For years in basketball the girls had fun

But this spotlights the first time they have won

In Presentation gym they made the scene

Edging St. Francis eighteen to sixteen.

The Glee Club of St. Patrick’s earned its fame

Now basketball make on fame a claim

With limitations in facilities

Just being in there any coach would please.

But these girls brought new credit to the school

And to their Phys. Ed. teacher, Susan Poole

Congratulations girls for pulling through

May Santa Claus be good to all of you.

Daily News Headline: “Great leap” to be great slowdown: Dream is over

The threatened strike at hospitals

Will cause some people stress

What kind of people, let us make

An educated guess.

“You call me simple, say that I

Don’t know what’s going on

But I’ve been told by Christmastime

You’ll leave us, you’ll be gone.”

“How do I know? How can I tell

I cannot comprehend

The word was whispered yesterday

By my retarded friend.”

“And me, I’m old with wrinkled skin

To you I am senile

But when affection you withhold

My tears would flood the Nile.”

“Because I give you no response

You feel I do not know

My ebbing life your help requires

I wish it were not so.”

“My crippled limbs respond no more

I need your help to walk

You are the voice of Charlie there

Through you he learned to talk.”

And thus it is, the handicapped

The sick of mind and frame

Accept one more adversity

Question! Who takes the blame.

Daily News Headline: Lewis and Rotchford get 12 and 10 years (“You are a scourge in our society. You must be punished severely…” – Chief Justice Mifflin)

The Beauty Parlour rush is on

By day or night a hectic pace

The casual observer sees

A transformation taking place.

With hair that’s shoulder length, let’s say

A lady feels she’s in a rut

She thus will to a salon go

But come out with an Aftro cut.

And one with hair unruly, gray

Perhaps might feel a little down

She perks up in an hour or more

And leaves with page boy and it’s brown.

Amazing what some lotion does

Pins, and tissues, beer and clips

As deft hand of beautician works

With blade or scissors making snips.

The transformation bit is great

But here’s what really gives them zest

The snooze under the dryer time

Chance to sit back, relax and rest.

Daily News Headline: GOV’T MEMBERS DEMAND: Stop Gull Island! (until Ottawa, Quebec agreements signed)

My days are numbered, that I know

Yet joy envelops me

Though from my kin I’ll be removed

I’m happy as can be.

I was cut down two days ago

Thought ‘twas the end of me

But joy is mind beyond compare

I’ll be a Christmas Tree.

I’m waiting in a parking lot

For you to come along

And bid me welcome in your home

To hear your Christmas song.

I’ll stand as stately as I can

Your living room to grace

And as I dwindle twig by twig

Treasure each happy face.

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Christmas time, Christmas time,

Carols and song

Bells in the steeples

Ring out their ding dong

People are friendlier

Quicker to smile

Oh, only if Christmas

Could last a long while.

Christmas time, Christmas time,

Folks really try

Their motivations

Exceedingly high

Hearts share abundantly

Spreading much joy

Because of the birth

Of the Christ-Child, a boy.

Christmas time, Christmas time,

Carols and song

Bells in the steeples

Ring out their ding dong

People are friendlier

Quicker to smile

Oh, only if Christmas

Could last a long while.

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What’s the smell of Christmas?

The boughs of evergreens

The burning birch or yuletide log

In many family scenes

What’s the smell of Christmas?

Turkeys or ham say some

To each of us at Christmas time

We get a special hum.

What’s the smell of Christmas?

The nostrils quickly twitch

As we from snow and frost step in

And head toward the kitch’,

What’s the smell of Christmas?

To me it’s Christmas cake

A sweet aroma fills the air

As they just slowly bake.

The smells and sounds of Christmas

A fascinating thing

As carols fill the frosty air

And joy bells proudly ring.

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Though it is Christmas Eve I can’t resist

Acknowledging your presence in our midst

Today two hundred years your order stands

From founder Nano Nagle to your hands,

Was passed compassion’s key to aid the poor

She saw the need for open heart and door.

The word of God through you did many reach

As children by the thousands you did teach

The sick you visited, imprisoned ones

Who sensed from dedication of the nuns

The work of God, quietly manifest

In those who to his service were professed

This Christmas Eve Sisters we think of you

The work in the communities you do.

The little children, poor, the clean of heart

Of his life were so intricate a part

And through the dedication of your lives

The impact of the Christ child still survives

As you a major force of goodness play

In world confused about itself today

Effectively in background you perform

Bringing a calm where there has oft been storm

Serenity and inner strength and grace

Help you help others challenges to face

For you and readers all we humbly pray

A host of Christmas blessings comes your way.

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The rushing and dashing is over

Relaxing’s the name of the game

The children are telling each other

The things Santa brought when he came

Adults their work have caught up with

It’s party and fun time in store

Visiting neighbours and loved ones

Welcoming folks at your door

We’re richer in presents we’ve gathered

But it’s more rewarding to live

With feelings of great satisfaction

For what we were able to give.

The Christmas time story is endless

And we’re all a part of the plot

Our hope is in spirit we’re richer

The message of Christmas we got.

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The embers in the grate gave light

No doubt at all about the night

‘Twas Christmas Eve, and in her chair

She rocked away, with flowing hair,

And on her table, neatly set,

For Santa’s appetite to whet

Some ginger snaps, she’d rock and wait

For Santa Claus, but it was late

And though she would a vigil keep

The little angel fell asleep

This Christmas theme, the scene complete

Was on display on Water Street

And in another such display

We saw old Santa on his sleigh

This one was motorized, but he

Made movements realistically

The Carl Melendy touch was great

Choosing thus to participate

His thought, to bring a little joy

To passing adult, girl or boy

The patient hours of labor spent

Merit seasonal compliment.

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The fading year gives us a chance

Our total input to review

How honest will our answers be

Asking ourselves “How did we do?”

Were there some big omissions made

What would we change if given choice

In retrospect have we regrets

Or have we reason to rejoice.

Whatever be our true reply

Experience has lessons taught

The coming year gives us a chance

To do more of the things we ought.

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In infancy

it’s here

a brand new year

That things

will happy be

we’ll wait and see.

The future

promises

much happiness

We have to do our bit

to welcome it.

Let’s give it

a big chance

to so advance

That for us

it all clicks

in ‘76.

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