January 1977

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The outdoor Christmas trees and lights

Are night time visual delights

We liked one very special view

Forristalls, Empire Avenue

A crib, Noel, Santa, Reindeer

Carol singers, total cheer

The season quietly slips by

With cocktails, wines, rum, scotch, and rye

Being liberally served all ‘round

Though this season it has been found

That many with non-drinkers pool

Because of breathalyzer rule

And stepped up observation posts

The onus being on many hosts

To see that guests good sense employ

As they libations do enjoy

The full effects we’ll never know

But as we see police cars go

We realize quite honestly

A real deterrent it must be

To those who now a chance won’t take

And consequently safer make

The streets and highways for the rest

Everything happens for the best

Old Christmas is in three days due

We hope the season was for you

A pleasant one and trouble free

Shared with loved ones and family.

Daily News Headline: NEW HOTEL FOR HOTEL NFLD (Existing historic building to be torn down……)

A traffic pattern change today

The schools start up again

One school term is behind them now

Two tough ones still remain

With slippery conditions here

A word of caution’s due

Warn smaller ones to walk with care

Their safety rules review

All motorists a role must play

Their safety to ensure

By seeing that the frosted windows

Vision won’t obscure

A little extra time it takes

To get a proper view

But in the long run it is worth

The onus put on you.

Daily News Headline: Marystown gets first joint ventures project

The year

Is here

A biggie for our sports;

Success

I guess

According to reports.

A change

Quite strange

Regatta in July,

Which shows,

I s’pose,

How people will comply.

To date

It’s great

The efforts being done.

But we

Must be

Involved, each, everyone.

The time

Is prime

To start your input now.

The score

When o’er

The games will rate a WOW.

Daily News Headline: Loan “sharks” to blame?: PERSONAL BANKRUPTCIES UP BY 300% (Neary says…)

Another voice I added about the movies

At least two years ago I harped on this

And Mrs. Marjorie Murphy was disgusted

Writing about same with much emphasis.

From time to time we’ve nattered, but no takers

Now it seems o’er the Christmas holiday

The children couldn’t see a decent movie

It finally got to the matter grey.

It’s good to see some voices being united

Movies survive as long as people go

We happened to be unheard of protestors

Our only weapon being a “no show.”

In our days we enjoyed the many movies

No TV, but the shows were good to see

Our younger children rarely see a movie

The fare does not belong to family.

Daily News Headline: Those foreign fishing vessels: “FORCE” THEM INTO PORT (Lundrigan says)

I hope that Dottie’s still in shape

She did a dance for rain

Dust off the dancing shoes, old dear

It’s time to dance again

The Summer Games will influx mean

Of people, thousands strong

With swimming pools, domestic use

Our water won’t last long

Unless we get much needed snow

But slimmer looks the chance

Would you please Mayor Dorothy

Give us a snowflake dance

Normal project efficiency

Won’t put Bay Bulls on stream

But snowflake dance by Dot could be

A water making scheme.

Daily News Headline: City of St. John’s is: BERSERK WITH VANDALISM!! (Becoming a way of life, says police chief Browne)

“Can I go to the movies, Mom

Just Geoff and Tim, and me,

We want to see some of the shows

Advertised on TV.”

“No way, son, you’re not goin’ there

You’re too young, to begin”.

“Oh that’s no sweat Mom, we have friends

And they can get us in.”

“Don’t hassle kid, restricted means

For adults only, see?”

“I know; but there’s some rotten junk

At home on our TV.”

“That can be turned off, son, right

Or channel switched, okay?

Now tell your friends you won’t be goin’

No movie, son, today.”

Daily News Headline: How to stop coffee price rise: DID YOU SAY BOYCOTT?

When Chief Browne does of vandals speak

Of their increase admit

He really tells it as it is

Full credit his for it.

The minister of justice knew

But closed his ears and eyes

That’s how it came across to us

And so we empathize

With our new chief who states a fact

That vandals rampant are

Through such he’ll earn the public trust

Credible door ajar

When people know he knows and acts

They too will do their part

We do bespeak success, but he

Upsets the apple cart.

Daily News Headline: LABRADOR AIRWAYS CRASH INQUIRY: SURVIVORS REMEMBER NOTHING

It’s winter time and east coast kids

Can really get uptight

So scarce the white stuff, they can’t have

A decent snowball fight

The skiers of the east coast too

Their snowless days endure

This side of snow belt envy much

West coast and Labrador

The little ones who romp and play

In fluffy banks of white

Conspicuous by absence are

Their screams of true delight

The sliding is so sadly missed

Our winter’s gone askew

We’re almost spoiled, and when it comes

We won’t know what to do.

Daily News Headline: Gunplay has police worried: PEOPLE MAY ARM FOR  PROTECTION

The crime increase from day to day

Attention full commands

In talking, people say they’ll take

The law in their own hands

Whether intent be criminal

It be for kicks or fun

The hold up man may find himself

Looking into a gun

If he with toy a holdup tries

Dire may be consequence

“I didn’t mean to kill him, judge

It was in self defense.”

It possibly may come to that

The victim be the one

To be faced with a charge of crime

Yes, something must be done.

Daily News Headline: Over half at working age contributing nothing to economy: THEY’RE OUT OF IT

Should you have an emergency

What number comes to mind to call

Are you in that majority

Who never give it thought at all

At place of work if you were asked

Where fire extinguishers are placed

Would you offhand the answer give

Would you not know and be red faced.

At home if there should be a fire

Have you discussed the things to do

The exits, switches, where are they

Is the only informed one you.

Should you or neighbour’s house catch fire

Where is the nearest fire alarm

It’s really worth being so informed

Could do much good, sure is no harm.

Daily News Headline: HENLEY REPORT CALLS FOR “SUPER CITY” (It’s just what small towns were afraid of)

The softest job around must be

In local House of Assembly

One gets elected and that’s it

No time required in House to sit

Or so it seems; they wait and wait

No chance to have a good debate

To questions ask, or items probe

We take the cake around the globe

For paying people we elect

And of them some results expect

Only to find much ineptness

No chance opinions to express

The House is closed for months on end

So at this point we now extend

To Mr. Moores and colleagues all

An invite to get on the ball

In Province problems get involved

And through the House get some resolved.

Daily News Headline: QUEBEC’S WILLING TO TALK (Daily News uncovers first break in hardnosed stand on Labrador power….)

A week of prayer for unity

Will give us lots of scope

Our Christian principles to test

Togetherness in hope

Each evening of the week will find

Christians of common cause

In churches of their many faiths

At peace in prayerful pause

The message of togetherness

Of Christian attitude

Is more than just the week of prayer

The quiet interlude

It’s ecumenical in theme

Together closer brings

Each one of us, whate’er our faith

Who of God’s praises sings.

Daily News Headline: QUEBEC SAYS YES BUT….: Conditions attached!!

The “Bullet’s” gone, but we in future peek

And see a CN daily called “The Streak”

An independent train, railiner type

That will emerge whene’er the time is ripe

Which may not be in future years too far

For those who travel highway now by car

To friends and relatives make a special note

Each trip just brings their heart up in their throat

The stress is great Trans-Canada to drive

Sigh of relief each trip that they survive

So enter “streak” a day run, fast and neat

With four or five steps only to complete

A schedule fast, a staff to serve, and care

A simple beverage sandwich type of fare

A ride relaxed, when factors all combined

They’ll use “The Streak” and leave their cars behind.

Daily News Headline: CASE OF VANISHING VINO (6000 bottles of wine dumped at Robin Hood Bay… unloaded gently)

Two hundred fifty Allied Youth

From posts in Eastern Newfoundland

For lectures, meetings, studies, fun

Have quite a busy weekend planned

Their programs for the coming year

And their involvement they’ll discuss

By input to community

Each Allied Youth is one of us

Besides the business at hand

They socialize and look around

And each one will the richer leave

For friends and new ideas found

The theme is “Get to know yourself”

Allied Youth so much good has done

Community work earns for them

The bonus of friendship and fun.

Daily News Headline: GONORRHEA IN 1976: 792 CASES

These three tomatoes flushing red

Went for a walk one day

The baby one, the momma one

And father led the way.

The mom and poppa moved along

Baby tomato lagged

The faster did his parents go

The more his roots he dragged

Poppa tomato got annoyed

Shouted: “Get out the lead”

On baby tomato stepped back

“Ketchup” the poppa said.

Daily News Headline: High winds slam power system: EXPLOSION RIPS SUBSTATION

No wonder pinky boys are sighin’

Five hundred cases of fine wine

Disposed of just the other day

In city’s dump, Robin Hood Bay

The outdoor cellar, private stock

Is not quite under key and lock

Though city dump saw its demise

It must be powerful stuff, to rise

And find its way to many homes

But no one looked with fine toothed combs

What’s left of course could be a curse

A fate that could be even worse

Than in Pied Piper’s day, and that’s

A fact, if rats get in the rats

For they can chew the corks, that’s fine

But with a belly full of wine

Will tackle anybody who

Is in the dumps, of where are you

Pied Piper, please do not forget

Your services we may need yet.

Daily News Headline: Linerboard to be closed

Today for all our Scottish friends it’s special and we know it

They’re honouring the memory of Robert Burns, their poet

A farmer in his early days, young Burns was not too strong

And health problems were warnings not to stay with it too long

He left to learn flax dressing and while at it poems tried

But went back to the farm again after his father died.

He liked the Scottish dialects things must have worked out right

He wrote “To a Daisy” and “The Cotter’s Saturday night”

“To a mouse” another, and “The Jolly Beggars” too

That one was in English, which at times he chose to do.

He got in conflict with the Church with “Holy Willie’s Prayer”

A satire on the local religious problems there

When he was twenty seven, he was subject to some stress

But when it was resolved he seemed to meet with much success

For he published “Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect”

He made six hundred copies of poems he chose to collect

A year from that a book he just called “Poems” hit the street

Of which three thousand copies made, its success was quite complete

From poems to songs, ballads and such he went on with success

With Scottish air that most of you sing every day I guess

Like “Auld Lang Syne”, “A Red Rose” and “Comin’ Through The Rye”

To use a local idiom, young Burns was “Quite a b’y”

Social justice, liberty, were things on which he wrote

On cruelty, hypocrisy and sham, words he’d devote

In satire to let people know with them he disagreed

And writing the opposing view he filled a special need

Immortalized? Indeed, and why, perhaps because sincere

I too join in salute to him, and raise a glass in cheer!

Daily News Headline: JOB FREEZE:  LANG TALKING TO CN

The gimmick bit on groceries

Is getting out of hand

So prevalent has it become

It’s time that it were banned

Coupons toward next purchase price

Coupons to mail away

Service stations tickets give

While through the nose you pay

And that’s the point, far better that

The savings were direct

Each gimmick a financial noose

Around consumer neck

For House of Commons we will set

A really worthwhile goal

At least do one thing, do it well

Establish price control.

Daily News Headline: Levesque to New York and audience: SPLIT INEVITABLE

The spirit of the game, the sport

That’s really what we all support

In Minor Hockey Week, each boy

What he is doing should enjoy.

Competition’s good, a test

To make a fellow do his best

Accomplishments would be but fair

If challenges were not put there.

But winning games is not the end

It’s sharing pleasure with a friend

Being big enough when games you lose

To shout “Hurrays” instead of “Boos”

If we are parents show the lead

Example given kids will heed

May it be good, sportsmanship show

As off to watch the kids we go.

Daily News Headline: Trudeau says it won’t happen: NO SEPARATION

The lady went to Florida

The winter to escape

The temperatures balmy to enjoy

When seen by friends back home again

Within a three week span

Her registered expression said “Oh boy!”

The winter must her presence like

It followed her it seems

And dumped itself to everyone’s surprise

The visitors could hack it

But why pay when it’s free home

While the natives need new sockets for their eyes

Testing (nuclear) must be

Big reason for the change

The atmospheric shake-up rather grave

All the testing underground

Could have reaction soon

In forms of earthquake or of tidal wave.

Daily News Headline: New rules for Supreme Court: SPEED CASES UP

It’s time as natives we awake

In our homeland we have a stake

Let’s prod the people we elect

Demand of them a true respect

For things that count, like work and cost

Of living, so that they exhaust

All ways and means whate’er the force

To utilize every resource

We shouldn’t let them say “We can’t

Avoid closing the Gaultois plant”

We’re too polite with our tut tuts

Get politicians off their butts

How do we stack up, man or mouse

Let’s hassle to open the House

And small talk cut, real issues face

What’s happening is a disgrace

Or rather, what is not, that’s why

It’s up to natives, you and I

To push and natter, needle, shout

Force them to work salvation out

It’s bread and butter issues now

We’ve got to beat it all somehow

For years subservient were we

We’re slipping back there by degree

There’s action needed from the top

Let’s aggravate so they won’t stop

Until sense of priority

Gets proper seniority.

Daily News Headline: SPRUCE BUDWORM COULD TURN OUR FORESTS INTO A…….. “Decimated wasteland”

So oft we take for granted all our senses

To hear, to touch, to taste, to smell, to see

This week we think of those who live with blindness

Who once had vision just as you and me.

They miss the smiling face, the crimson sunset

The blue of sky, the whiteness of the snow

The greens of trees and grass, the floral beauty

Yet they’re so attuned to life it doesn’t show.

Their other senses are not any better

But more dependent on them they must be

They listen, taste, smell, and touch more intently

To compensate because they cannot see.

This week is set aside as a reminder

Their world is darkness versus ours of light

We can help by supporting their endeavours

An appreciation of our gift of sight.

Daily News Headline: POLL INDICATES: Newfoundlanders want Canada to survive

If Summer Games did nothing else

Than Ballpark of St. Pat’s restore

It would be worth the efforts made

But with it has come so much more

The pitches, tracks and sites for games

Are major things to undertake

And wait until events we watch

From banks of Quidi Vidi Lake

The highlight has to be of course

The building with the swimming pools

Facilities – the ultimate

It’s one of Summer Games’ real jewels

The structure is imposing too

What struck me as it came in view

The place is just erected, right?

A roof repair job now is due

Poor workmanship did it reflect

And high winds should be no excuse

If job had properly been done

The shingles wouldn’t now be loose

This won’t distract from scene inside

It’s worth a feasting of the eyes

The place to house the swimming pools

You’ll find a beautiful surprise.

Daily News Headline: PECKFORD’S REACTION TO EASTCAN THREAT: “They’re playing dirty ball!” (But Eastcan was taken aback, too!)

So Peter Gzowski came to town

To serve up for the nation

From oldest capital around

The oddest combination

Of imports, local, other ilk

A jumbled compilation.

I liked the likeness of the Queen,

The Python bit, a shamble

With people so diversified

I guess it is a gamble

Like Devlin-Sterling interface

And Smallwood’s normal ramble.

Rex was regal verbally.

From what we’ve seen to writing

The show can fall apart at times

At others it’s exciting

I like the sound of Figgy Duff

It’s fresh, moving, inviting.

Daily News Headline: Throne speech puts accent on JOBS

Some people do with age improve

The Carlton Showband did it

A decade coming to St. John’s

They’re proving that they’re worth it.

Their audiences know them well

And on a first name basis

They also can by first name call

Among a sea of faces.

Their new addition, rubber legs

Gives show a new dimension

By antics, voice and energy

He commandeers attention.

He’s Gregory Donahey by name.

Anna McGoldrick, charming

With wit and voice and presence sweet

Absolutely disarming

These men of many talents come

Bring family entertaining

As years go by it does appear

In impetus they’re gaining.

Daily News Headline: NEWFIE “GHOST” SHIP NABBED RUNNING DOPE (30 tons on board)

Another hike for furnace oil

Each gallon up five cents

Three of them for the company

And two for government.

The light and heat and telephone

All basic needs, are soaring,

The coffee magnates draw our wrath

But isn’t this deploring.

About your oil bill going up

You say you haven’t heard?

Watch for it by the end of March

Says who? A little bird!

Five cents a gallon on your oil

Each hundred up five dollars

The rising costs put heat on us

We’re going through our collars.

Daily News Headline: This may be the reason you: CAN’T FIND A DOCTOR

“I’ve come at last” the winter said,

“To east coast I my presence show

I think I’ve stayed away too long

Why is it that you panic so?

Do broadcasts get you all stirred up?

Do you feel they make matters worse?

You need me though you think it not,

I am a blessing, not a curse.

In summer, water you require

So low last year you had a scare

By being here I’m helping out

So of my presence be aware.

For those who drive a snowmobile,

For skiers, those who keep in shape,

I’m happy to provide some fun

As I your hills and valleys drape.

For plowmen, truckmen, shovellers

I bring employment when I come

I keep your conversations brisk

In fact I really make things hum.”

Daily News Headline: (Steelworkers want inquiry) Shut IOCC: Union

Our politics have come alive

A subject on which people thrive

At least the House in session daily meets

The Throne Speech labelled as empty

And lacking in vitality

Was delivered without any special treats

Ed Roberts opposition chief

Turned over many a new leaf

John Nolan his House leader beneath one

And for the balance of the trip

Roger Simmons is party whip

And Joe’s still on his own, his will be done.

Steve Neary solo status lost

When Eric Dawe his hat had tossed

Across the floor, but it fell short it seems

It only reached half way instead

And landed on Sir Stephen’s head

Disturbing all his independence dreams.

Daily News Headline: (PUB DECISION WON’T COME QUICKLY) Cable TV: They’re far apart

With misty eyes she wrote the starting line

“As ever to my dearest Valentine”

Her penmanship had changed throughout the years

“Our hearts are intertwined,” she wrote with tears.

She stopped to read the last one he had sent

Caressed it to her heart, so much it meant

His thoughtful ways her life had so fulfilled

Sharing each treasured day, she had been thrilled

“I’m glad I told you all, it means so much

You knew I melted to your tender touch.”

The mist again, each year more time she spent

Between lines, lost in thought and sentiment

“Your outstretched hand I sense,” she clasped her heart

“I know as you we won’t be long apart.”

The final words were spread to page’s end

Barely decipherable to a friend

Who called and found her there, at peace, in love

The outstretched hand had reached her from above.

Daily News Headline: O.K. for first joint venture

“I promise you the choicest wine

At swankiest of spots we’ll dine

If you will be my Valentine.”

“I do consider it a thrill

To drink your wine and have my fill

But this year, will you pay the bill.”

“Of course, my love, my very own

This is no time to pick a bone

Besides dear, I can float a loan.”

“The way your talents you employ

You overpower me, lover boy

Author of ecstasy and joy.”

“One thing I’m not, your very own

Your chances with me you have blown

So see you big boy, float alone.”

Daily News Headline: New war against impaired drivers

A toasting of the finest wine

A taking of one out to dine

Because I’m yours and you are mine

Is one way to spend Valentine.

To others novel to romance

Some kind of party or a dance

Gives each that little extra chance

To steal that “sweetheart” type of glance

A couple many years in love

Whose marriage was blessed from above

Today will each be thinking of

The match they made like hand in glove

A cut-out card or homemade one

For children is a lot of fun

And when the finished product’s done

Their Moms and Dads hearts will be won

Whatever age, young, middle, old

May those who in your heart you hold

In words or gifts or signs be told

Their love is rich as purest gold.

Daily News Headline: LAWYER CLAIMS CABLE TV: “A licence to mint money”

The current pending teachers’ strike

On education focus brings

For teachers do not only teach

They do so many other things

Their day is not from Nine to Three

As many people choose to think

Assignments given they must check

In education’s chain, they link

Extra curricular as well

Field trips and sports often arrange

But one belief quite common is

And this does strike me rather strange

That they should be expected to

Assume responsibility

For children, as their parents do

But that’s a role for you and me

Let teachers teach for decent wage

To strike is their prerogative

They too have families who care

And seek a better way to live.

Daily News Headline: UNION SPOKEMAN BLASTS COMPANY: Accuses IOCC of arrogance & contempt

So council of its own accord

Has freely talked about the ward

But not without some wee discord

Election looms up late next Fall

So now they’re getting on the ball

The ward pitch ought to do it all

To ward system I would agree

But if done in totality

To make it work effectively

Henley report would seem to me

Designed for use eventually

Thus ward talk gets priority.

Daily News Headline: Municipal strike: NO MONEY TO END IT

If you plan a garbage party

I can spare you some today

Of the house-warmed variety

Or, if the other way

Is what you would prefer

Back garden could be filled

And cover it with snow for you

To have your garbage chilled.

There is a surplus everywhere

The outside workers struck

Garbage-wise because it’s cold

One could say we’re in luck

But out of luck we’re running fast

With plowing service gone

When it comes to public service

It’s a shockin’ goings-on.

Irrespective of opinions

To the contrary today

When the Council, control loses

It’s the citizens who pay

When employee beats employer

With resulting business loss

Then on management’s the onus

To let people know who’s boss.

Daily News Headline: ON PROPOSED TAX HIKE FOR ROADCRUISERS: CTC asked to say NO to CN

Seven years ago today

Was this column’s debut

In some way I’ve identified

With so many of you

Letters written, comments made

The cons as well as pros

Were welcomed, and it does explain

Why something like this grows

Strongly too is emphasised

The passing of the years

Thanks readers for your full support

Have a good weekend. Cheers!

Daily News Headline: HOSPITAL STRIKE! It’s the Waterford hospital

Our own Heritage Day

In a definite way

Puts the emphasis where we belong

It’s a focus with fuss

That is all about us

Be it craftsmanship, building, or song.

If we’re put to the test

About being impressed

We may find ourselves thinking out loud

We are losing too fast

All those things of the past

Of which we have a right to be proud.

Certain structures of old

We were pleased to behold

Were destroyed without any ‘to do’

It was almost a crime

So it is about time

That destruction like this is taboo.

Daily News Headline: LABOR STRIFE EASES

A Boy Scout

Will look out

          Be prepared

From the old

We’ll be told

          That he cared

To the blind

He’ll be kind

          That’s his way

To pay heed

To his creed

          Deed a day

He will sing

Do his thing

          He’ll have fun

With a plan

Boy Scouts can

          Get things done

For this week

We bespeak

          Support wide

Let’s help out

Each Boy Scout

          And Girl Guide.

Daily News Headline: $8 million housing proposal: SMALL LOTS, BIG SAVINGS

It’s here, no fanfare, but a big event

A holy season, forty days of Lent

No fasting, sacrifice, as once imposed

A chance to open doors we may have closed

To grace and strength and Holy Presence great

For change of heart, it never is too late.

Reflection time, there are so many ways

To put it all together through these days

A private thing, between your God and you

It’s normal for us all to go askew

But coming back, with hope, that’s part of it

It doesn’t mean one is a hypocrite

To turn to God, acknowledge He is there

To welcome in your heart and through your prayer

Be not concerned how you to some appear

But to your God, who knows when you’re sincere

Lent is a time, or spirits to renew

In church, with God, without any ado.

Daily News Headline: ICNAF: It’s not dead yet

One, two, three – one, two, three – one, two, three – sing

Festival Week, people doing their thing

Choral speech, singing groups, versatile hands

At piano, or organ, or playing in bands.

Tension, excitement, while waiting one’s turn

To give best renditions of what they did learn

As adjudicators, with well attuned ear

Pass on to participants, comments sincere

On interpretation, or performing skills

While parents, with offspring, share some of the thrills

Of the little performers, with cause of rejoice

In the talent, whether instrumental or voice

To hard working Kiwanis our thanks we convey

For this annual gift, musical expose.

For a nominal fee there are many delights

In mornings, or afternoons, or in the nights.

The Stars of the Festival clue up the week

With three nights of concerts, if tickets you seek

Be smart, get them early, and why not today

For this musical treat, a great talent array.

Daily News Headline: Talks over, union meeting likely: WILDCAT MAY BE OVER TODAY

How can the public reconcile

Recent defiance of the law,

Two incidents worthy of note

Must certainly stick in one’s craw.

The outside council workers struck

Quite legally, fair game, OK

When women chose to interfere

The law should have wisted them away

With an emergency declared

It’s quite a conversation piece

Direct obstruction should have meant

Instant arrest by our police

Yet law enforcers ticketed

The people getting around downtown,

It makes the law look weak in spots

We think there’s food for thought, Chief Browne.

Daily News Headline: Roberts discovers: Quebec is flexible

The last day of the shortest month

Time quickly flits away

Already conversation turns

Towards St. Patrick’s Day

And Spring is just three weeks away

Though there may yet be snow

With lengthened days and stronger sun

More quickly will it go.

The ice on shore some fog will bring

To linger for a while

But just the thought of Spring itself

Should be a cause to smile.

Daily News Headline: Apathy…. Inadequacies… a vicious cycle… and NEEDLESS DEATHS

It seems our Mayor Dorothy

Confused recent priority

And to a social function gave the nod

To Corner Brook she winged west

Being nuclear of a contest

That featured headband artists, rather odd.

Since I was there I must admit

In Corner Brook she made a hit

Don Hiscock won, a wildlife motif chose

Headband of birch, a plumage rare

Partridge and grouse, birds around there

Gave it the colour to match Dottie’s clothes.

Commitments, yes, they must be made

But even when such plans are laid

Emergencies at home should highest rate

Some observers think you took

A page from William Adams’ book

Which citizens do not appreciate.

Daily News Headline: THE CARSON NOEL MURDER TRIAL: “If I did kill my friend, I don’t remember it”

Corner Brook’s winter carnival

Was something special we agree

One highlight for participants

A marathon cross country ski.

Trap shoots, curling, hockey games

A saucer, and a snow shoe race

Card games, fishing derby, sock hops

All went on at quite a pace.

Talent shows and headband contest

Snow sculptures it too did boast

And despite Celsius readings

On west coast did Ed Roberts roast

Figure skating, skiing night time

Special dances, rich buffets

Ski-reech cocktails also featured

For the ten carnival days.

Daily News Headline: Where’s the Human Rights Commission?: MINISTER IGNORES HUMAN RIGHTS LAW

I said it a few weeks ago

Something we didn’t like

But sure enough it came to pass

There’ll be a fuel hike.

From Ottawa the word is out

The stamp official now

To us the highest prices fall

The honour is ours – wow.

The product, be it furnace oil

Stove oil, or gasoline

Will by the unit cost us more

The highest price yet seen.

Though dollars we may more of have

It eases not our stress

The escalating prices make

Each dollar worth much less.

Daily News Headline: HIRING ONLY MARRIED MEN: Is it legal?

It’s a soldier, mom, a soldier

The excited babble broke

To the door the mother hastened

Muttering “if that’s a joke”

But she brought herself up quickly

At the presence very real

Of a uniformed young caller

Who was making an appeal.

Looking for a room, she gathered,

Quite inclined to shut the door

Yet his pleasant reassurance

Only made her listen more.

“Summer Games being held in August

Will bring visitors galore

We have some accommodation

But are seeking much, much more.

Will you kindly help us, lady

No rooms left in any inn,

Motel, or hotel, we’re stranded.”

“My son, I think that’s a sin,

Sure I’ll take in someone for you

I’ve a room that I can spare

Have a look, see if it suits you

Even has a rocking chair.”

Daily News Headline: NOT GUILTY OF MURDER: Noel found guilty of manslaughter

A myth has exploded, the east and the west

Have met, and with vifor and vision and zest

At national heartstrings two Premiers tug

As they toast each other from the unity jug.

Alberta, the rich one, and who could object

Says national confidence it will reflect

This province, the poor one, is thrilled with the loan

Terming it proudly a major milestone.

Fifty million dollars, no wonder we’d thrill

There’s seventy need for Linerboard mill

The doubtful and those who may think the deal’s strange

May have in mind oil rights offshore, and long range.

Daily News Headline: Two companions perish, but: 2 SURVIVE DEATH PLUNGE

Perseverance, confidence, charisma

What is her forte? these and many more

Miss Edith Manuel, three score and fifteen

With young and old alike has good rapport

Her four books of geography (one reprint)

And other writings, rightful place have earned

Near four decades a teacher, latest venture

For cerebral palsy children shows concern

Involved in Girl Guide movement, worth causes

Her energies have altruistic been

She still loves Twillingate, returns there yearly

Often is in her flower garden seen

Her native home always commands attention

Twillingate’s interests, here, will always be

This type of real concern earned her this honour

Note her favourite cause award - a library

On Sunday past, we chatted with the lady

Miss Manuel has extra things to do

Acknowledging the greetings, letters, phone calls

Working on Twillingate’s history - much to do.

Daily News Headline: Cheaper Mexican fluorspar considered: LIFE, DEATH FOR TOWN

Ferryland, or Fairyland

So often members switch

The real thing or the fancied thing

One can’t tell which is which

A House member named Charlie Power

Once on a time there was

But short lived was his membership

He lost his job because...

Irregularities were claimed

With or without design.

Next representing Ferryland

Was one Martin O’Brien.

So once upon a time, we find

This chap O’Brien did sit

With MHAs, then came his turn...

He was obliged to quit.

Irregularities again

And this time claimed by Power

When voting details were disclosed

Some things went a bit sour.

So off we go to Ferryland,

And each one flip a dime-

O’Brien or Power, which will it be?

Well, once upon a time.......

Daily News Headline: Charge for “unnecessary services”: MEDICARE CRACKDOWN

Learning is living, and living is learning

The process is daily, both in school and out

The accent this week on the schools and their efforts

Is precisely what education is about.

Priority must be concern for the pupil

By teacher input evidenced every day

There is dedication, and search for improvement

To find for their students the best teaching way.

Parents to teachers should be more supportive

The cause is a common one, your child to teach

Involvement in school and at home is essential

That your child in life his fulfillment will reach.

Daily News Headline: WATERFORD TENSE: GOV’T OFFER REJECTED IN FIVE MINUTES

The political potter is moulding his clay

Twisting and turning it every which way

Shaping it skilfully in a design

That Joe is the only one who can define

He started his project in height of a storm

And used a base party called Liberal Reform

From this he built up an awareness each day

That he and his product would be on display

He knows his next move when he finished the base

To join with the Liberals, yet saving face

Acknowledging only remotely, young Ed

By subtly ignoring him, his design spread

Project on target now, timing is good

Conventions in offing, and each of them should

See Smallwood the potter the product complete

As Roberts the leader he bids to unseat.

Daily News Headline: Margaret in New York: “I’ve had enough!”

The green, the shamrocks, lilting tunes

Are all a part of Paddy’s Day

The concerts, parties, dancing sprees

The staging of an Irish play

Throughout the years all these have been

A part and parcel of our way

With Irishmen the world around

We celebrated Paddy’s Day

Being once a major holiday

We celebrated the event

Welcomed especially because

It broke the sombreness of Lent

It isn’t that way now, of course

So many changes we have seen

But Top o’ the mornin’ to you all

Especially wearers of the green.

Daily News Headline: RCMP RESCUE DAVIES

“Is this tomorrow, Mom?” he asked

“No dear, it isn’t, it’s today”

“It must be Mom, you said it was

That’s what you told me yesterday”

“Remember yesterday’s TV

And Spider-Man was on, OK

Now at that time you said to me

That Spider-Man is on today”.

“Now that today is gone, my dear

And now we call it yesterday

Tomorrow never really comes

It’s changed and we call it today”.

“Yesterday is one just gone

Tomorrow still is on the way

When you wake up tomorrow morn

Tomorrow will change to today”

“Forget it, Mom, I only asked”

What can you tell a boy of four

Today, tomorrow, yesterday,

It takes a while to know the score.

Daily News Headline: DIVORCE IN NEWFOUNDLAND: Now up to 500 cases a year.

Imagine Walter Carter asking natives

Not to harass Brian Davies, utter rot

Whatever we think government is doing

It’s more that obvious what it is not.

Hello protect Brian Davies and Greenpeacers!

If anything, to give it much more clout

The government should serve on them injunction

And drive him and the bloody works straight out.

The riot act was read to the wrong people

St. Anthony should not be scene of stress

But leaders through ineptness and inaction

Have put our people in this sorry mess.

Disgraceful is the word, you throw injunctions

At people on the pickets, now get smart

Let charity at home begin, great leaders

And get rid of the Englishman upstart.

Daily News Headline: After nearly six months: ARREST MADE IN MODEL CASE

Dressed in his heavy mackinaw

He asked: “What happened to the law?

The things they’re doin’ would you sick

Who is in charge of it, some hick?”

“How true, how true”, his buddy said

“Give us this day our daily bread

Means nothing to them I suppose

But lots to us on the ice floes”.

“I don’t know where they gets the gall

It makes no sense at all, at all

A bunch of strangers makes a fuss

And then they turns the law on us”.

“My son I’m after turnin’ sour

They’re all the same when they’re in power

That Davies breaks the law you see

But they sends mounties after we”.

Daily News Headline: MORE TO COME FOR FISHERMEN

Have you seen greatness lately in disguise

I did, in one who oversimplifies

A learned priest, who in this special way

Communicates with people of today.

The aged persons who runs rings around

The youth who think his statements are profound

And does not let the boastings aggravate

Is truly by his strength of silence great

Greatness lies in biting of the tongue

In not growing impatient with the young

So often in cloak of humility

Is greatness in its full nobility.

Daily News Headline: Shriners assist a little girl’s faith: “God will make me better!”

When an actress of world acclaim

To any cause would give her name

And furthermore her presence lend-

Publicity the dividend-

Then it is not just being trite

To now suggest the price was right?

Who’s paying this? I’d like to know

Who’s dishing out the back-up dough?

We got the Brian Davies smear

He must be “con man of the year”

To organize to such degree

Protection from R.C.M.P.

And radio, press and TV

Lure into free publicity.

And locally he pulled a beaut,

For one who should be so astute

The Justice Minister has flopped

Instead of having Davies stopped

And forcibly from Province thrown

He chose instead to pick a bone

With our own people, blessed Lord

He too should merit an award

Call it “the Judas”, his forte

The talent, simple, to betray

For surely he must bear the pain

For selling sealers down the drain

By bringing in R.C.M.P.

To boost Brian Davies’ ego spree.

Daily News Headline: They’re “joint venture fish”: Fears for northern cod

If this be Spring

We are betwixt

It seems we have

Our seasons mixed

If this be Spring

With winter chill

We marvel at

The daffodil

Or any bulb

That dares to flower

In this, the nature’s

Darkest hour

Though snow, low temp

Still hang around

Calendars say

Spring does abound.

Daily News Headline: ROBERTS CLAIMS MOORES GOT ONE: COLOR TVs AS GIFTS (House votes for judicial inquiry)

The confidence of younger folk

Is every day more evident

Public speaking contests are

Indeed an evening well spent.

The standard of the orators

Is escalating every year

In diction, poise, delivery

They very much at home appear.

In music presentation too

The stage fright disappeared from view

As music festivals attest

That’s why kids are coming through

This positive approach is good

And all the hours spent

Are even that more meaningful

Delivered with air confident.

Daily News Headline: Cable TV: On the air by Christmas

These few words are directed towards

The wearers of the jeans and cords

A lot is paid for modern clothes

A little question now we pose.

How come city streets you clean

With dangling cord and faded jeans?

How come though boots you wear are high

You’re all wet when you should be dry?

How come if it’s what others do.

The same thing must apply to you?

Uncomfortable it must be

With pant legs soaked so squishily

You’re victims you must realize

Of a suggested fashion trend

When actually it’s up to you

Where your comforts begin and end.

Daily News Headline: Oil companies flock to Greenland: THEY’RE PASSING US BY

TV or not TV, that is the question

And colourful indeed the query be

A leading question with ramifications

An open challenge to propriety

A boob tube making headlines, who’d have thought so

The image is in question it would seem

Something about being vertical or upright

A House ructions carried to the extreme

In Jeopardy top echelon positions

An enquiry should picture in focus bring

Amazing is the television impact

This is an interesting happening.

Daily News Headline: The world’s worst aviation disaster: JUMBO JETS COLLIDE (There could be as many as 570 dead)

The item was small, it was datelined Japan

But attention it certainly rates

It had to do with certain quotas of seals

One nation named, United States

A fur seal commission, the North Pacific

Thirty thousand limit has set

On American catch, yes they’re harvesting seals

Has no one told Greenpeacers yet.

A Dear Jimmy letter from Frank has been sent

A P.S. PERHAPS SHOULD BE NEXT

Protesting our seal hunt, but sealing themselves

Does warrant our being perplexed.

Daily News Headline: HELP COMING FOR TCH

Pen, pencil, eraser to the ready

A pocket calculator at your side

The time of year to declare hard earned income

The tax on which we’ve learned to take in stride.

Just o’er a month to put it altogether

To figure out instructions in the book

To match receipts, expenses and deductions

In efforts to get yourself off the hook

The T-4 time is always very complex,

So much so now beyond most to prepare

The forms required, accounting help is needed

Of minute details most are not aware.

Daily News Headline: ALCOHOLISM: It strikes the elderly, too…..

What makes commissions credible

Impartiality?

And how does one a challenge make

Of credibility.

Two thirds of the appointed three

In transportation’s cause

Quite close prior connections have,

Could this indicate flaws.

I sense forgone conclusions here

How I wish that I were wrong

But time should verify my thoughts

And one year isn’t long.

That CN fate is cut and dried

Is almost evident

Will time of those submitting briefs

Be wasted or well spent.

And note the words of Otto Lang-

Commitment won’t be made

To accept Commission’s report-

Need any more be said.

Daily News Headline: FOR ST. JOHN’S: Major shift in port management

2 start 2 day

RUOK

Y not begin in style

Whoe’er U C

Where’er U B

Begin it with a smile

1 way 2 stay

That pleasant way

4 U is keep UR cool

This day of fun

Is April 1

So a P April Fool.

Daily News Headline: JOINT VENTURE WITH B.C.? Big new development upcoming in fishery

The bus stops are barren

The sidewalks are filled

Buses aren’t moving

The taxis are thrilled

But there is a caution

That merits repeats

That is to hitchhikers

Stay off of the streets

Do hitch from the sidewalk

It’s far safer, chum

There’s much to be said for

The power of the thumb

The stand-in-the-street type

Make motorists mad

And blow any chances

That might have had

One more thing to watch for

With buses on strike

Is sudden increase in

The kid on a bike.

Daily News Headline: Buses back at noon: Marathon talks settle walkout

To some it may be social news

Up goes again the price of booze

Two weeks ago or little more

Saw bargains in the liquor store

In certain discontinued lines

Of vodka, whiskey, rum and wines

But rising prices makes one think

What values are placed on a drink

To some the prices matter not

They drink themselves into a spot

Until they’re hooked, become in time

An alcoholic, what a crime

When great potential goes to waste

They can’t go on without the taste

Since government has full control

Of liquor, it should play a role

In helping in the form of grants

Those caught up in this circumstance

That there will be some extra hope

For people helping others cope.

Daily News Headline: Sad farewell to dead fishermen: FIVE GREY COFFINS

Dropped in the house the other day

The one upon the hill

To get some droppings as it were

As they discussed some bill.

I note school children visited

And am somewhat concerned

If first impressions lasting are

One wonders what they learned

A gallant Rousseau with concern

On Labrador’s role spoke

From traffic in and out the house

It could have been a joke

Three times in less than half an hour

Steve Neary had to stand

“No quorum, Mr. Speaker, sir”

There’s no need to expand.

From barbs exchanged across the floor

Steve’s comment was a treat

‘You chaps some seat belts should install

To keep you in your seat.’

Daily News Headline: Marital status “my business”, Trudeau will: VACATION ALONE

A Springtime lilt is in the air

As Nature new life brings

Witness the buds, the early flowers

The little bird that sings.

The greatest happening of all

The spirit is reborn

A gift that cost the life of Christ

Is ours this Easter morn.

May many Easter joys be yours

Its hopes, its blessings stay

And as we move through Holy Week

Do have a real good day.

Daily News Headline: OIL PRICE INCREASE: Yes, we agree – but how much?

I’m now convinced two sets of laws

To populace apply

One for people in politics

And one for you and I.

A man’s life lost in Montreal

No breathalyzer test

The one involved a premier was

Publicity suppressed.

There was a quick assessment made

On justice it’s a blot

The victim – just a vagabond

As if it mattered not

On April Fool’s Day in a bank

A teller got a note

A stick up was the message that

Our Prime Minister wrote

So Mr. Trudeau had his laugh

But it was not to be

For one who a deposit made

Then got a third degree

For someone on reverse side wrote

Words similar to Pet.

A joke, but that depositor

That scene will not forget

I do not lightly treat at all

Pierre Trudeau\s guffaw

A nuisance charge should have been laid

If there is any law.

Daily News Headline: Waterford strikers “madder”, likely to: TIGHTEN PICKET LINE

The Easter holidays are great

For which some youth could hardly wait

Their feelings trying to contain

As they prepared to head for Spain.

These major tours are quite a treat

It surely has our school days beat

A trip by air, or land, or sea

Spurs interests in geography.

Another group are Gander bound

There, many Allied Youths are found

A three day conference is planned

At the crossroads of Newfoundland

Entertainment, meals, a kit

They’re looking after all of it

Bookings, meetings, protocol

One more youth group that’s the ball.

Daily News Headline: Labrador K. of C. demands action on: DRUGS, BOOZE & SMUT

Bikes, and trikes and all such likes

More plentiful each day

Marbles, scooters, skipping ropes

As little children play.

So nice to hear the carefree laugh

As each one does his thing

It gives a lift to passers by

And spreads the cheer of spring

This way they learn to get along

To share, their turn to take

It’s good that they enjoy it all

As steps through life they take.

Daily News Headline: James Lane residents’ view of city’s future: NOTHING BUT SLUMS

In little groups you see them chat

No idle talk on this or that

But very animated talk

In pantomime some of them walk

It’s obvious intent is there

To get out in the open air

One gathers water is involved

Which doesn’t get the puzzle solved

At closer range one well may hear

The brand name of a local beer

A captain’s name, Morgan, comes out

One hears some words like brook and trout.

And rivers, gullies, ponds and streams,

That far away look as one dreams,

These huddles increase every day

The topic – twenty fourth of May.

Daily News Headline: Nurses complain about Exon House: NEGLECT, ABUSE OF

CHILDREN

We watched her bowl on Monday past

One could see in her eyes

That she enjoyed being out that night

And liked the exercise.

She’s in her seventies I’d say

And it looked good to me

That age was no deterrent

To her, or her family.

One’s age alone should not dictate

Stay home and watch TV

We need the older influence

In our community.

It’s nice to see people of years

In things we do take part

The mellowness of golden days

A place needs in our hearts.

Daily News Headline: HASTY CLEANUP, SOURCES SAY: Ready for Tom

Protection of our heritage

Should not only for buildings be

Let’s put a little emphasis

On nature spots and history.

The shores of Quidi Vidi lake

Have been imposed on far enough

It’s time that St. John’s citizens

Began to demonstrate their stuff.

With two apartment buildings built

On Quidi Vidi’s southern shore

Elastic limit we have reached

We should not permit any more.

Are there not plans to make a trail

Say, Councillors and Mayor Dot

Are you blind to the richness of

This nature’s treat, this beauty spot.

The Summer Games will accent new

The beauties of this lake of lakes

Let Mr. Dobbin elsewhere build

That is if you have what it takes.

Daily News Headline: CN LAYOFFS CALLED OFF

Ladies of Mildred Harris’ ilk

Are very badly needed

Her words are very meaningful

And merit being heeded.

She takes to task the Women’s Lib

For causing a distruption

Of moral standards she holds dear

And breeding new corruption.

Among the advocates of Lib

Are victims of frustration

Who would bemoan a mother’s role

Or housewife occupation.

Respect for womanhood they’ve lost

Through their being so aggressive

The attitudes that come across

Strike us as being regressive.

No grants should they receive, says she

A good view, I support it

And in their own vernacular

If underway, abort it.

Daily News Headline: Master plan for Fort Townsend area: CLB AARMOURY WOULD GO!

A confident presence, a voice that’s majestic

A stage presentation that ranks with the best

A feel for her music the audience senses

The lady of song has that certain finesse.

A voice of the present, a voice of the future

This talent belongs in the public domain

Three standing ovations on Sunday I witnessed

The audience encored again and again

With “Just Friends,” a folk group, the music is swinging

The music is lively, she’s hep to the pace

With brass band backgrounding, she sings “My Way” her way

And tingles the spine singing “Amazing Grace.”

On music’s horizon, a lady to look for

Whom true recognition is long overdue

Miss Janet Bradbury, a star in ascendant

A treat when you hear her, that I promise you.

Daily News Headline: PREMIER APOLOGIZES TO NURSES: Upset by Hickey, ARNN nurses deliver ultimatum to premier

The sounds of brass, the reeds, the rich percussion

With Bandmaster Dave Adams in command

Musicians who enjoy each note they’re playing

Are trademarks of an entertaining band.

From march to waltz to musical to boogie

Even to themes of programs on TV

The band makes quite a concert presentation

And demonstrates its versatility.

The audience rapport is warm and friendly

Each instrument being introduced and played

When soloists take their place with the others

We know the talents of which bands are made.

Daily News Headline: CHILD THERAPIST CLAIMS: Power struggle at Exon House

Again it’s lobster catching time

We highlight that atrocious crime

Of putting lobsters from one pot

Into another piping hot.

They’re boiled alive, oh shudder, moan

What blatant torture to condone

But yet the lobster tastes so good

And after all it’s Newfoundland.

The criminals who catch the fish

Should put them up in casks of swish

They would get ossified it’s true

But what a tasty lobster stew.

Daily News Headline: HYDRO WANTS MORE: As much as 40 per cent

The days are longer, one can plainly see

On Saturday did Government decree

As Nation did to move the clock ahead

And midnight became one a.m. instead.

An hour of sleep was lost, but not to fret

We’ll find a way to catch up on it yet

New parents must their schedules rearrange

Infants and children just ignore the change.

As time goes on and kids get out to play

They’ll view their parents in the strangest way

For though it’s bright they will be told instead

It’s nighttime children, time to go to bed.

Daily News Headline: DON JAMIESON’S TRUSTEES: Group bids on CJON Radio

Workers hoping

At straws groping

As each day gets more involved

People betting

They’ll be getting

Strike at Waterford resolved.

Mayor Wyatt

Said she’ll try it

But refusal came from Doody

Being objective

Or selective

Or was he just being moody

Is he granting

Gerry Panting

Mediation role to play

NAPE suggestion

Poses question

What will Mr. Doody say?

Daily News Headline: (Linerboard: No bailout in Ottawa) “LOOKS VERY BAD”

One group an early interest shows

In bringing out the cons and pros

Of thing municipal; I s’pose

Whoever in the ring hat throws

Must be prepared to tackle those

In words, of course, and not in blows

And his or her feelings disclose

Their views concur with or oppose

And as the list of hopefuls grows

Each with a cure-all for our woes

This group will certain problems pose

Voters will size up how it goes

As candidates in rhyme or prose

Will try to hit things on the nose

And come out smelling like rose

And judging from the highs and lows

We’ll sense which ones are on their toes.

Daily News Headline: CAMPAIGN IS ON

Caps off to the Blue Caps

For the splendid series played

Hats off too to Brantford

For the many friends they made.

Fans enthusiasm

Turning out in full support

Was endorsement of our locals

And the calibre of sport.

Blue Caps didn’t win it

But they won the hearts of all

For their spirit and persistence

And they’re standing ten feet tall.

Daily News Headline: Should take “top priority”: 4-LANE URGED FOR TOPSAIL, KENMOUNT

Things keep coming back it seems

Like old songs being revived

The beat is changed a bit perhaps

But years they have survived.

Fashions come and go through years

The whole cycle complete

The styles of years ago quite oft

Become a modern treat.

With fads the pattern’s similar

As we remember when

The hoola hoops were quite the rate

And now they’re back again.

Daily News Headline: Doody calls it “stark reality”: BUDGET TIGHTROPE

A political ploy has backfired it would seem

When Americans left Harmon Field

Instead of accepting this hard fact of life

Some elaborate plans were revealed.

A Labrador Linerboard mill was connived

To pacify people at that time

But millions of dollars since poured down the drain

Makes all this deception a crime.

The mill being located away from the source

Of the product on which it was based

Was suicidal from the drawing board stage

It is time that the true facts were faced.

Though it’s difficult for many residents there

They are not really biting the dust

When Argentia phased out it was difficult too

But they faced it and learned to adjust.

Daily News Headline: Confidential reports say: LINERBOARD MILL COULD BE VIABLE IN 3 YEARS

At last I’ve come into my own

No need with me to pick a bone

I’ve graduated now at last

My wildest dreams I have surpassed

I’m in the liquor class, I’m dear

No longer just a humble beer

As poor man’s drink I have been known

But step by step I have outgrown

What I call now a fairy tale

And give this title to Haig Ale

I share with you a thought of mine

There’ll be an upswing in moonshine

But I don’t care, I have to thank

A Minister by name of Ank

Who didn’t carry out his threat

Although he had me in a sweat

That price of beer he wouldn’t raise

But that changed with the passing days

And now the elite are my chums

The vodkas, whiskeys, gins and rums

It’s great I tell you, as a beer

In prices to be way up there

And now that I will cost so much

I shook at last the common touch.

Daily News Headline: Huge housing scheme in St. John’s: $150 MILLION WORTH IN 360-ACRE PROJECT

The Backyard, basement, other junk

Which we accumulate

Will be picked up by Council crews

As they accentuate

The clean-up campaign now in swing

An annual affair

But this year due to Summer Games

An extra plea is there

To keep our city extra clean

And show some civic pride

That visitors perhaps may say

When gates are opened wide

That St. John’s isn’t all that bad

And wouldn’t it be keen

For our sake, as for visitors,

To KEEP our city clean.

Daily News Headline: In St. Lawrence: MINE OKAY FOR AT LEAST 1977

We noted beer went up in price

And soft drinks went up too

But price of soft drinks being raised

Suggests something askew

New printing on one beverage

Offers a bingo chance

To compensate for such a change

The price had to advance

I’ve advocated many times

The gimmick bit to drop

For premium we pay the shot

Each visit to the shop

A product should stand on its own

Its merit having earned

The gimmicks and the give-aways

Should certainly be spurned.

Daily News Headline: CONFRONTATION IN FISHERIES

Mental Health Week nears its close

A week declared I would supposed

To focus special interest

On people mentally distressed.

Some persons can’t cope with the norm

Of daily chores that we perform

From pace of life from day to day

They opt out, have to get away.

The rest of us get by, with hope,

And make it since we’ve learned to cope

But others can’t, no fault of theirs

Their only hope, that someone cares

A mental breakdown isn’t planned

It behooves us to understand

And help in action, or support

Your active interest we exhort.

Daily News Headline: ABORTION DEBATE

Cars aren’t made like they used to be

More quickly bite the dust

Quite prematurely victims of

That fatal disease – rust.

The wonder is it took so long

For purchasers to squawk

They’d gripe away among themselves

But all they did was talk.

At last consumers smartened up

Dismissed reserve and poise

And finally the Government

Was conscious of the noise.

There’s legislation now to keep

Cars no longer on the road

Car makers now being subject to

Anti-corrosion code.

Daily News Headline: SUPPLIER IN DRUG CASE DESCRIBED AS: The Montreal Connection (Judge orders wiretap details kept secret)

A Spring morning sunshine at Kelligrews beach

Two gulls on a kelp-covered rock

Maintaining a vigil of landscape and sea

Periodically taking stock

Of the waters around them, as one sets to flight

Like a watchman, when making his rounds

Calling in high pitched articulate tone

And alternatively guttural sounds.

A dip in the water avails him of nought

Onlooker presumes it’s for food

More dipping, more soaring, then back to the rock

And his vigil, from that interlude.

The purest white plumage, except for the back,

Which is feathered in gray, a contrast

To eye of beholder a respite indeed

In an age when things happen too fast.

Daily News Headline: Chafe’s Nursing Home inquiry: NO CHANCE TO SAVE ANYONE

This is the year, six months from now

On something we can bank

Municipal election’s due

We’ll recognize each plank

Of platforms that will be proposed

Brought up time and again

Such as improved facilities

For local fishermen.

This surely has been talked to death

Al Andrews did his share

But squelched was every fresh attempt

The wheelbarrow’s still there

But council has agenda’d it

Now wouldn’t we be thrilled

If when November rolled around

One promise was fulfilled.

Daily News Headline: Drinking… and light bulbs popping… but still: WHAT CAUSED THE FIRE?

The Arts was filled, to overflowing e’en

I sat as one who had as not yet seen

A nurses’ graduation, though I’d heard

Its touching beauty, eyes had often blurred.

The joy was there, the beauty, charm and grace

Achievement’s smile reflected in each face.

So gracefully, with ensemble background, each

A stairs descended until place would reach.

In uniforms of sparkling white arrayed

With rose bouquets a pretty picture made.

And there were men, two of them, nurses male

And one’s award for ethics tells the tale.

Nostalgia, yes, and tears and silent prayer

For classmate Helen who could not be there.

The valedictory expertly done,

Impressive too how smoothly things were run

Instructors, parents, did spirits elate

To witness son or daughter graduate

A night indeed to make us all aware

Of people dedicating lives “to care.”

Daily News Headline: Witness criticizes firemen, claims: Some could have been saved

The Gander hospitality another boost received

They’re TOPS in putting visitors at ease

And this word comes from TOPS a group of ladies there last week

Who noted many things they did to please

TOPS – Take Off Pounds Sensibly, last week convention held

A group whose purpose is the loss weight

Over seven hundred of them into Gander poured

And the Gander chapters did accommodate

Though many other things went on they did find room for all

The staffs of the hotels did much to please

Providing special menus and being helpful every way

For shortcomings they were anxious to appease.

It was quite a pleasant weekend and a lot of thanks is due

To the Gander ladies for the welcome scene

Congratulations to them and to a St. Lawrence gal

Nellie Slaney, who’s the Eastern Region Queen.

Daily News Headline: THE GUSHUE INQUIRY: WIRING BLAMED

The heart is warm as hand extends

The greeting that you share

But though the smile genuine

The hand warmth isn’t there.

The person isn’t any less

The being, the mind, the soul

Yet artificial hands and legs

Do make it less than whole.

Through this the spirit, courage, shine

The virtues dominate

A quadriplegic being himself

We must appreciate.

It’s easy to say, look at me

And sympathy invite

But admiration greater is

When one puts up a fight.

When I first met with Adrian

I too was quite impressed

To find a man of such resolve

With optimism blessed

To rise above each cross in life

Is in the realm of each

The goals we set, with help of God

We, with persistence, reach.

Daily News Headline: Newfoundland services described “sinkhole”: CN WANTS TO DROP RAILWAY (And transportation study may recommend it)

The theme is such a simple one

For the Red Shield appeal

And yet it’s so encompassing

And so much does reveal.

The helping hand in many lives

Is what they’re speaking of

Deserted, lonely, out of it?

Yes, all you need is love.

To meet the sundry needs of all

Is not an easy task

But easier with our support

And all they did is ask

For some of us when all is well

We need that little shove

To think of those less fortunate

And all you need is love.

Daily News Headline: Roberts asks if transportation commission: AN EXECUTION SQUAD?

A story on CN’s decline is in the Globe and Mail

But Sullivan’s denial is an interesting tale

When asked if terms of reference did happen to include

Abandonment in Newfoundland, being in a friendly mood,

He answered in affirmative, by definite intent,

Being faced with gut reactions says it isn’t what he meant.

It’s to me a subtle dropping of an inkling, or a clue,

It’s a seed that’s being planted, you can mark my words to you,

As this new commission ages, and time comes to recommend

Any CN rail reductions will be cited as a trend

We’ll be asked adverse proposals to accept, not misconstrue

And reminded by Commission what they’ll say is nothing new

They will cite this flash in May months as, in retrospect, a clue

That’s my present feelings on it, cull it over, what think you?

Daily News Headline: Liberals pick St. John’s West by-election candidate: It’s Kitchen

Three hundred fifty welcomes we’re extending

To State Convention visitors this week:

From all over Newfoundland, Knights of Columbus,

Judge John Murphy, Supreme Advocate, will speak

Charity, Fraternity, good virtues

But when a weekend such as this is spent

Some action meaningful should be the outcome

Under aegis of host Council, John B. Kent

A Catholic lay group of this dimension

Should be assertive, let it be a test

If efforts of Steve Best, Grand Knight, will do it,

Then we envisage nothing but the Best.

Daily News Headline: THOSE LUXURY APARTMENTS: Developer gets confused okay

Baskets, fishing poles and reels

Casts and flies and grub

Heavy clothing, rubber boots

Worms by the tin and tub

Spirits to keep spirits high

Trailer on the hitch

It’s 24th of May weekend

And anglers have the itch.

The blast of diesel horns there’ll be

With click-clack of a crowded train

By very popular request

The Trouters’ Special rides again.

For some a brand new thrill it brings

Excitement of a first train ride

Anglers dropped off along the way

Their catch will show with special pride.

Daily News Headline: PREMIER MOORES PAID CASH FOR HIS COLOR TV: But where is the receipt?

Wind-burned refugees from pond sides

Grudgingly to work return

More exhausted by the driving

Which was quite a big concern.

Trailers passing groups of autos

Barely making it in time

Cutting in too short quite often

Daring others to defy ‘em

Were a noted weekend nuisance

And the weather true to form

Gave its share of rain and shivers

But for 24th that’s norm.

With the summer weekends looming

Wouldn’t it for us be wise

To proceed with care on highway

The cautious ones not jeopardize.

Daily News Headline: Mishaps claim eight lives: DISASTER WEEKEND

It’s buckle-down time

Forget being a clown time

For students, as summer draws nigh

This is a cram time

Approaching exam time

How quickly the school year did fly.

It’s “What can I do” time

A hectic review time

A wondering how I will do

For fall, winter, spring time

Are doing-your-thing time

Let’s hope there was nothing askew

Attractions invite you

So much to excite you

As summer attractions look good

Since no one can fake it

Work hard and you’ll make it

Even if you must knock on wood.

Daily News Headline: “An exceptional victory”: 5 FOR LIBERALS

They’ll talk, debate, review and muse

Exchanging cross-section of views

These men responsible for news.

With earnestness they’ll set about

Giving the press its proper clout

Integrity woven throughout.

The daily papers are the key

To writing current history

To pass on for posterity.

The papers of propriety

To cope with the variety

Are watchdogs of society.

May their deliberations be

Charged with responsibility

That right to write be always free.

Daily News Headline: DEBT NEARLY DOUBLED: Almost a quarter of revenue goes for interest

Tomorrow as the time goes by

Twenty two years wed am I

I’ll take advantage if I may

To compliment my wife today

A lady through the years is she

I have a life time warranty

Of trust, fidelity, and love

My share of blessings from above

It’s true for marriage we prepared

I’m glad because so much we shared

Much happiness, traumatic days

But we’ve come out on top always

I’m happy for the home we share

The comfort we have found in prayer

The family we have enjoyed

The latest one who filled a void

For good times past and those ahead

Thanks Mary for the years we’re wed.

Daily News Headline: Strike, Waterford boycott possible: POLICE TALKS COLLAPSE

Some set their sights on Everest

For others it’s the moon

Some barrel o’er Niagara Falls

Seek moments opportune

To conquer, be victorious

To realize a quest

Courage, hard work and stamina

It takes to pass the test.

Bren Kelly’s aspirations will

Some day set him apart

Despite initial odds to fight

He made a valiant start

Over four thousand miles his goal

This chap from Newfoundland

To span his country coast to coast

By running, as he planned.

His aim to focus interest

On Summer Games this year

Being held first time in Newfoundland

Is worthwhile and sincere

We wish him health, endurance too

The challenge is unique

A feat to set a precedent

His success we bespeak.

Daily News Headline: Kentucky fire disaster: MAY BE 400 DEAD

At this point we can really say

And say it with a certainty

The West End like the old gray mare

Just ain’t what she used to be.

The Fire Hall long since gone, of course,

Parsons, Laite’s, the Kenney Store

The Andrews range, Waddens, Wornells,

O’Keefes, the Belmont and much more.

A trademark of the street itself,

The Harris barber shop, is gone,

Committed now to memory

As progress swiftly marches on.

The service lines being buried deep,

The footings taking shape each day,

The railway yard disruption shows:

Arterial is on its way.

A big face lift is under way,

Never to be the same again.

Historians the tale will tell,

And we’re left with, remember when…..

Daily News Headline: Commons committee told: CN SHOULD SHARE COST OF OUR TCH

An artist versatile, a voice euphoric

The slender priest in black velvet suit dressed

With energy his forte notes thrust on us

At other times sustained high notes caressed.

In concert, Father Brandon Foley, singer

A tenor, Scottish blood flows through his veins

With program from the classics to rock numbers

His happiness shows as he entertains.

He spoke about his numbers, gave some background

Ad libbed lightheartedly with audience

A good rapport from very start established

His night, one of our cultural events.

This talent, quite an asset to his priesthood

He obviously feels a need to share

It does enhance our concept of religious

A priest, with extra, glad that we were there.

Daily News Headline: EVEN PORTS AND PIPELINES: Transportation study has “broad” mandate

Two people, Ferryland District,

Were chatting in Fermeuse

“There’s an election coming up

I s’pose you heard the news.”

Asked one: “Who are you voting for?”

“Why Power, of course,” said he.

“Well b’y you’ve got your head on right

You think the same as me.

For Charlie’s not a bad old sort,”

His friend jumped in, “Hold on,

Not Charlie, Walter, you’re mixed up

You got his name all wrong.”

“No, b’y, I always went P.C.

I’m voting Charlie Power,”

“I’m Liberal, Walter gets my X,

Some mixed up, blessed hour!”

Daily News Headline: DOCTOR TESTIFIES AT INQUIRY: Chafe home was badly overcrowded

The month of June was ushered in

With days of sunshine bright.

Traditionally month of brides,

It’s greeted with delight.

For all young brides and grooms as well,

Our wish for you will be

A marriage that will last with time

And have stability.

You’ll have fun, joy and happy times;

Prepare for setbacks too.

You’ll need that love you now profess

To really see you through.

Daily News Headline: NAPE worried over province’s finances: “ON THE BRINK OF FINANCIAL RUIN!”

In goose-pimple weather

For boys in white shorts

St. Bon’s went ahead

With its annual sports

Relays and hurdle runs

Three-legged race

Events for all ages

Were run at good pace

Two features missing

On pants no gold braid

And no figure marching

It now must be said

We missed it, in future

This feature let’s see

The Sports Day, exciting

From start to finis.

Daily News Headline: Major blow to Goose Bay – Happy Valley: FIRMS FACE BANKRUPTCY

This week a very timely word

Which bears repeating every day

Proclaimed as Water Safety Week

Our Red Cross has something to say.

Their theme is “Yell to us for help”

But they are yelling to us too

Caution children about water

Help them see the summer through.

Adults too around the water

All extra precautions take

No skylarking swimming, boating,

All it takes is one mistake.

Life jackets if you are boating

The wise parent ne’er relents

Adults, children, near the water

Above all use common sense.

Daily News Headline: Gov’t bows to opposition pressure: PUBLIC WORKERS INQUIRY

I couldn’t see but waved my flag

Knowing the King was nigh

I watched for him in passing cars

But somehow he slipped by

We were dismissed at Holy Cross

The King I had to see

When he passed o’er LeMarchant Road

I glimpsed His Majesty.

Eleven then, but through the years

I looked on royalty

It symbolized respect and strength

And charm and dignity

In later years the pleasure mine

The Queen Mother to greet

Her warm and gentle personage

And graciousness, a treat.

The reigning Queen, Elizabeth

Has charm and grace and poise

A greatness emanates from her

Without fanfare or noise

A family regard has she

That strikes responsive chord

May Anthem’s wish of lengthy years

Indeed be her reward.

Daily News Headline: Must improve financial position: BOTTOM RATED NL&P NEEDS CASH

The sites of all the Summer Games

Where many sports will make their names

Have taken shape in an amazing way

The track and field, the tennis courts

For races, soccer; all the sports

Are facilities worthwhile and here to stay.

It’s worth our while to look around

Some revelations will be found

It’s the greatest thing to hit us for a while

If to help Summer Games we’re keen

Let’s start to keep our city clean

Each do our little bit and with a smile.

Daily News Headline: Tributes from all sides: WARM FAREWELL FOR JOEY (He’s going to write books and preach national unity)

Give the works to Public Works

Was Roger Simmons quest

On contracts without tenders let

He made a strong protest

That’s not new to Government

It we roll back the clock

Electricians you need not be

To get yourself a shock

But a perceptiveness we note

That shows some are alert

It sometime pays big dividends

When we stir up some dirt

Whatever the inquiry brings

Let is expose the facts

Public accounts are our concern

It’s we who pay the tax.

Daily News Headline: IT WAS $7 MILLION LAST YEAR: ERCO SUBSIDY RISING (As operations improve, cost to public goes up)

The “William Carson’s” date with fate is without precedent

Eighteen miles off Square Islands without fanfare down it went

Enroute to Goose Bay from St. John’s, first voyage for the year

It butted its way through the ice, the night being calm and clear.

No noise, no shock, no blast was heard, as ice it did assault

Its watertight compartments filled and it ground to a halt

With signal of distress put out what could the Captain do

But have the ship abandoned by the passengers and crew.

In fashion orderly, we hear, this work was quickly done

Efficiency of all crew members being second to none

When people realize their plight, as directed they went

The next few hours were nervously in “Carson” lifeboats spent.

The “Carson’s” massive hulk went down, its stern was in the air

For those in lifeboats looking on the sight indeed was rare

No loss of life the greatest news, but still the blow was sad

Some people relocating lost most everything they had.

The Labrador communities were hit below the belt

The repercussions of their loss for years may still be felt

The sinking? It’s a mystery, conjecture fills the air

From old mines to the type of ice, to so much wear and tear.

An iceberg wasn’t hit, quite strongly stated Captain Hinks

As “Carson” on the icy floor ponders the icy jinx

The year Seventy Seven, Thursday, second night of June

A Newfoundland sea saga not to be forgotten soon.

Daily News Headline: Daily News was right: HYDRO WON’T BE UNDER PUB

One up for John Carter, such gumption is rare

Why should Joey Smallwood resign with a flair

He’s done that so often the novelty’s gone

Seems Carter’s just wise to his carryings on.

Meanwhile this Carter once settled away

With a Minister’s job and a fair rate of pay

Could easily settle for what he had then

But principle won, makes him man among men.

The word politician smells like a fish flake

With everyone on it just for the take

Blanket condemnation but it would appear

Too few like Carter, concerned and sincere.

Daily News Headline: It’s increasing: CHILD ABUSE

The by-elections pending now are setting a new trend

Confusion on the Southern Shore, confusion in West End

Two Powers in Ferryland District the voters would confuse

To help the N.D.P. offers Len Kenney from Fermeuse.

Lewis (P.C.) in St. John’s West, or is it Engelbrecht,

He has two names, the simpler one if other you forget

For Liberals the Kitchen name is simple it would seem

While N.D.P. being new have settled for the name of Greene.

The posters on the poles confuse, a mother says “Look Greene”

“That’s orange Mom”, her sibling says, which is the color seen

But letters black spell “Greene” alright, as mother does insist

“You’re mixed up Mom”, the kid is right, I guess we get the gist.

Daily News Headline: Job picture brighter (But not for students) 

Comment: Verse 3, line 2: The word "sibling" seems to be an error since it references the child. A better word here would be "offspring".

“No use crying o’er spilt milk”

A cliché of renown

More apt than ever in our day

With milk being watered down.

That it cannot be tested here

We have to hail absurd

And many parents are disturbed

That watering occurred.

That regulations be enforced

Is a demanding role

All our food industries must have

Good quality control.

Daily News Headline: Good prospects for oil: IT’S OUT THERE BUT WHERE?

To Fathers all o’er Newfoundland

Let’s give a very special hand

Be he at home or far away

We recognize Dad on this day

Sunday the nineteenth set aside

To speak of him with special pride

To show respect for what he’s done,

When children, sharing in your fun,

As you matured, your tower of strength

Who sometimes talked with you at length

To guide you, and have you prepared

For years ahead, you know he cared.

Young, middle aged, or years advanced

Oft times your life he has enhanced

Appreciate him and his love

Let him know that you’re thinking of

All of the kindness he has done

For you, his daughter, or his son.

Daily News Headline: LAWYER TELLS PUB: Nationalize power and energy

For Ferryland a member is elected

Settled at last the indecisive vote

The low turnout of voters gives a message

One which the Government should clearly note.

More graphic was the West End by-election

A good man who is truly worth his salt

By those who barely bothered, was rejected,

A government thumbs down, and not his fault.

One reason given, this gent’s resignation

As if P.C.s, for granted, took the vote

Will apathy soon cause a non-election

To that prospect Government should thought devote.

Daily News Headline: They’re back to work… and more will be needed: NO CUTS AT WATERFORD

The latest fad to hit the street

Demands agility of feet

Skateboards are the “in” thing, so

When your kids with their skateboards go

Please caution them to start off slow

Keep well away from traffic flow

And do insist that they pay heed

These skateboards really pick up speed

I know, I tried it, and it’s fun

That’s why there’s need for everyone

To watch it, and for extra care

A helmet every kid should wear

The kids are now on holidays

Watch out! Here comes the skateboard craze.

Daily News Headline: “YOU CAN’T MOTHBALL PEOPLE”: Paperworkers pitch for L’board… gov’t awaiting final report

The lilac freshness in the air

The brilliant sunshine of the morn

The busy chatter of the birds

Make one feel so glad one was born.

The lilac scent, distinctive that,

As trees profusely give them birth

How marvellous are nature treats

How great the beauty of the earth.

Daily News Headline: How much is still uncertain: INSURANCE RATES TO DROP

When kids are small they’re playing tag

When they grow up they play zig-zag

With motor cars, in driving lane

They’re in, they’re out, they’re in again.

To careful drivers it’s a drag

That other drivers zig and zag

Perhaps I shouldn’t give a frig

Ignore this game of zag and zig.

Lane hopping is another name

But it’s a very dangerous game

Should you take this to be a load

Station yourself on Kenmount Road.

To switch a lane to find your way

To place of business is okay

But jumping back and forth’s taboo

To gain a car length, or a few.

It’s dangerous and hazard makes

For one who normal caution takes

The lanes are plainly marked that we

Might get around with safety.

Daily News Headline: PILOTAGE FEES THREATEN $20 MILLION BUSINESS: They want St. John’s exempted (Return to local pilotage commission possible)

Things for the Summer Games look good

Perhaps no need to knock on wood

The ground work and all else is done

The mood is hitting everyone.

Our weatherman too does his bit

At least one way to look at it

The fog and rains we now receive

Means that the better days he’ll leave

For those events that must be done

Outdoors, when we need lots of sun

I think Jack Dodd has good words too

For Summer Games good weather’s due.

Daily News Headline: PORTUGUESE ‘BAFFLED, CONFUSED’: HARD FISHING RULES DRIVING FLEET AWAY

The City litter by-law is being dusted

Motivation, Summer Games, of course

More meaningful than ever is this by-law

Which Council states it strictly will enforce.

The car wrecks must priority establish

And other eyesores possibly could dwarf

The east end boasts a big by-law offender

Visit the Army Dock, now CN wharf.

On this site quite a sight for the beholder

“Unsightly vehicles” the by-law reads

Is this enforcement to these wrecks applying

It should be one of Council’s early deeds.

The ordinary citizens will do it

We’ll sweep and clean and do our bit of course

By-laws apply to all, with no exceptions

Let’s at last see a by-law we’ll enforce.

Daily News Headline: DOYLE BACK AS JAVELIN HEAD

He filled his pipe and smacked his lips

Then matches four lit he

“That’s a big one there, me son

An awful size, ain’t she?”

His friend agreed, the Russian ship

Imposingly looked down

On waterfront activity,

Then said he, with a frown,

“The House is closed again I see

‘Twould get under your skin.”

“They’re renovatin’ don’t you know

Got a new Kitchen in.

Not only that, they got Power now

It’s not hooked up, I’s’pose,”

“We’ll have to find laughs somewhere else.

Too bad it had to close.”

Daily News Headline: UIC means $200 million to Newfoundland this year: We’d lose only 2,000 under new regulations (Over 55,000 now receiving benefits)

The Capitol revived, a noble prospect

That movies for a family be shown

With overdose of flicks labelled restricted

The need for other movie fare has grown.

A couple placed petition with the Council

This building as a movie house restore

All families to this should be receptive

It’s precisely what so many have looked for

We wish the Wingroves luck in their petition

Our personal support we offer too

A theatre for unrestricted movies

I never thought I’d see the day, did you?

Daily News Headline: City’s beautification committee suggests: Numbers to pick up take-out