Rhymes of the Times
by Nish Collins

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July 1972

A Dock In Deep Water (July 3, 1972)

“Now then don’t pass out in shock

Psst, just listen here old cock

How would you like to buy a dock?”


“Hold on, just say that once again

You mean the dock owned by CN

That employs near 400 men?”


“Yes b’y I read it just today

They say they cannot make it pay

Result I think of some survey.”


“The bullet went, we all got vexed

The dock bit got me all perplexed

I guess they’ll sell the buses next.”


“It is a pattern strange they weave

But none of it will I believe

In fact I’m just not that naive.”


“They won’t sell now although they should

But say they were misunderstood

And keep it, that way they’ll look good.”

Daily News Headline: (Shaheen after talks with gov’t) 3rd mill is still alive


Rowing Time (July 4, 1972)

Regatta month is here at last

The summer moves on e’er so fast

The twenty-fourth one will take place

And that will be in Harbour Grace.


Placentia crews are rowing fine

Their date is July twenty-nine

This year a big cash (Erco) prize

Gives new incentive to the b’ys


When both these special days are through

On to St. John’s for August two

First Wednesday so tradition goes

Unless the wind too heavy blows.


If visitors you entertain

Those dates bring back to mind again

They’ll love the spirit of the day

In St. John’s or around the Bay.

Daily News Headline: Extended Commons may give gov’t rough ride


Motorist Memo (July 5, 1972)

Keep right except to pass

Keep right except to pass

Out on the Trans-Canada

Keep right except to pass.


Alone or with a load

Observe rules of the road

Out on the Trans-Canada

Live by the Safety Code.


When double lanes you sight

Move over to the right

Unless you know it’s safe to pass

Whether by day or night.


Although the sign reads “Merge”

We must resist the urge

To force our way back out again

Or we may write our dirge


Keep right except to pass

Keep right except to pass

Out on the Trans-Canada

Keep right except to pass.

Daily News Headline: House authorizes loans of $4.6 Million


Kingsize Session (July 6, 1972)

The session ran long but the patience ran short

New precedents set by the hour

A quick comment made got a quicker retort

In our government’s ivory tower.


The estimates passing, the biggest one yet

Had many asides worth a chuckle

But business was done and commitments were met

When to serious workload they’d buckle.


The big work is over and clean up remains

It’s been a good period of training

Like all new to something they have growing pains

But in confidence P.C.s are gaining.

Daily News Headline: Smallwood in ‘complete conflict of interest’ - Moores


The Terrible Trio (July 7, 1972)

Vardy and Smallwood and Lundrigan

Invested some dough one day

They formed a new company for themselves

Decided to make it pay.


Vardy and Lundrigan knew the score

But Joe would have us believe

He didn’t know what it was all about

Are we really that naive.


Vardy and Smallwood and Lundrigan

By-passed investment doors

Their adventure was one without precedent

Setting up liquor stores.


This trio made money as people drank

Sweet dollars in every belch

A government change brought it all to light

Call it a perfect squelch.

Daily News Headline: After public “Spanking”, Trudeau praises Pelletier


Untitled (July 10, 1972)

When Joey’s government lost out

His life went out of wack

So hurriedly he left the scene

We thought: “He won’t be back.”


When mighty Churchill opened up

One person did it lack

J.R. of course and then we knew

Poor Joey won’t be back.


Joe writes now in London fog

A leader with no pack

But it’s too hot in Newfoundland

And Joey won’t be back.


Joe with conviction does deny

No drama does he lack

But travel is his only friend

Joe Smallwood won’t be back.

Daily News Headline: (The O’Dea Report) “The tangled web ...”

Safe Boating (July 11, 1972)

Safe boating week draws to a close

And yet each Newfoundlander knows

That we are careless in our boats

Our concern only that it floats.


Though out for fun we really ought

To give boat riding much more thought

Life jackets are required by law

To some that’s just a big guffaw.


Guffaw indeed! Have we not found

This year at least eight people drowned

Whether in sport or fishing trade

They had not all precautions made.


In this the summer interlude

Ours must be a safe attitude

We just cannot too much impress

No life jackets could mean distress.

Daily News Headline: Sight of a lifetime as moon blots out sun

Police Convention (July 12, 1972)

Hello Policemen, wives, families too

This month of warm weather a welcome to you

If this your first visit do enjoy your stay

You should know we would have it no other way


Policemen from meters we’d like to remove

Work of this type doesn’t your status behoove

And in your discussions on our traffic laws

Make tests much more strict, there are too many flaws.


Your job demands much of emotion and time

From slight misdemeanor to serious crime

Topics you’re discussing mean much to us all

Give them thought, then relax, we hope you have a ball.

Daily News Headline: Biggest federal prison break, nine convicts still at large


No Comment (July 13, 1972)

“No comment on comment” commented O’Dea

And his comment referred to what Joe had to say

For it seems in rebuttal to his latest plight

Joe claimed to be hounded all hours day and night.


John Crosbie when hearing it cocked up his ear

Then interpreted it as just venom and smear

But for 23 years Joey spoke, we believed

And we see all around us the things he achieved.


The Joe Smallwood Liberals (and there are still some)

Will say though he’s absent he’s making things hum

A trite observation, take with grain of salt

What happened to Joe was his own bloody fault.


A great person, yes, but as he picked up speed

Power and personal gain were his creed

He had many chances to bow out with grace

But he blew them all, now he retires in disgrace.

Daily News Headline: McGovern wins on 1st ballot


Driver Education (July 14, 1972)

Accidents happen, too many by far

But few of them caused through the fault of the car

Instead human error rates high as the cause

To point out a few of them briefly as we pause.


Passing on curves, this we can’t understand

Solid line passing is now out of hand

Centre lane hoggers too frequent a sight

“Except to pass” drivers should “Keep to the right”.


Driving through settlements at dusk or at dawn

It’s always safe practice to have headlights on

And would we not call it a driver’s delight

If oncoming motorists dimmed headlights at night.


One reason for accidents, you may have guessed

Is tailgating, something which must be impressed

On car drivers all; no allowance is made

For emergencies, yet with their lives some have paid.


New driving standards and tests more severe

Must be legislated, our lives are so dear

More signs, better lines (this year’s yellow stands out)

To preserve precious lives let’s bring changes about.

Daily News Headline: Mother of six talks convict into surrender


Collins On Copes (July 17, 1972)

We do acknowledge Dr. Copes

But people should not get up hopes

That there’ll be mass migration before long

A number to the mainland went

But with no jobs grew discontent

And feeling for their hometowns grew more strong


Yes, Dr. Copes, your point is made

It’s good to call a spade a spade

And this I do in confab, prose or verse

But sending people out in droves

From bays and settlements and coves

Will leave us in predicament much worse


Is it not possible we spoil

Some people just through lack of toil

Would not more realistic be the thought

That fishing, frams brought up to par

Tapping resources where we are

Would make us independent as we ought


Let’s not o’erlook the latest trend

Americans much dough will spend

To buy up places that our people leave

They’ll bring in cousins, friends and such

In few short years there’ll be too much

Non-Newfoundlanders, who’ll give them the heave.

Daily News Headline: Ottawa to scrap DREE incentive program?


Untitled (July 18, 1972)

Young summer drivers who give not a care

Bicycles coming from out of nowhere

Cutting from sidestreets free-wheeling out

Zig-zagging wildly and turning about


This drivers tolerate day after day

Using more caution with bikes in the way

But one thing annoys them, gives many a fright

The kids on the bicycles out in the night


No headlights, tail lights, reflectors or such

One night someone’s daring will just be too much

All parents of children with bikes an alert

Warn them of the danger, why let them get hurt.

Daily News Headline: Munro unveils program to rejuvinate the aged

The Races (July 19, 1972)

Without being garish

Basilica Parish

New interest in races is getting

There’s nothing the matter

When at the Regatta

In spending a few cents on betting


This latest attraction

Should stimulate action

Emphasize more all the races

Sideshows we need them

The races, let’s heed them

And outward turn all of our faces


It gives new dimension

To those in contention

To know bets are placed on the outcome

This year (I have spoken)

Records will be broken

To help it let’s all bet and shout some.

Daily News Headline: Integrated authorities will give Judy certificate


The Ballet (July 20, 1972)

Oh Come along my friend, I say

The Royal Winnipeg Ballet

Is here available to me and you

Their dancing done with agile grace

And pirouettes and leaps through space

With classic background and mod music too.


I saw it in Grand Falls last night

And really it’s a splendid sight

Co-ordination, timing, youth and fizz

A bubbling effervescent cast

Who captures mood both slow and fast

In true tradition of real show biz.

Daily News Headline: Gros Morne issue warming up again

Arterial Route (July 21, 1972)

Like a continued serial

The Harbour Road Arterial

Is taking shape in stages day by day

The drawing board phase over

Things are booming at the clover

As this project get very much underway.


The early dissention

Saw some Southside intervention

But the Dalton study noted, all was well

So with things right up their alley

They’ll make changes in the valley

As for protests we have heard the parting knell.


In a way it is a pity

That the West end of the city

Will for months and months yea years be in a mess

But that’s how the ball is bouncing

And there’s just no way renouncing

Such big changes they’re the price of our progress.

Daily News Headline: (SOFA President Etchegary says) Fishermen “lost in (Ottawa) shuffle”


Yahoo For The Tattoo (July 24, 1972)

The Tattoo upon Signal Hill

Gives young and old alike a thrill

A colorful and novel sight

A real photographer’s delight.


In period costume soldiers drill

On steeped - in - history Signal Hill

The scarlet costumes catch the eye

As flack from belching muskets fly.


The cannon booms out smoke and fire

Inches some jump, others higher

Soldiers in a smart routine

Give new dimension to the scene.


Tourists and citizens alike

Will find it worth the drive or hike

We’re glad it’s back, long overdue

The popular Signal Hill Tattoo.

Daily News Headline: $70 million tag on new schools


Memo To RCMP (July 25, 1972)

Great heavens what atrocious driving habits

On the T.C.H. each time we drive we find

One with license 92-232 for instance

Passing on a curve and on a solid line.


Four miles east of Come-by-Chance he passed us

5:45 p.m. the time we checked

An orange colored car, I think a Datsun

To this type bird we strongly do object.


We thought we’d follow flashing on our headlights

When stopped point out the wrong that he had done

Instead he took off getting up to eighty

And to pass three other cars gave her the gun.


Many drivers know not what they’re doing

On outside lane they barely Sunday drive

They bunch up traffic averaging 60

While they nonchalantly cruise at 45.

Daily News Headline: (Plans to scout byelection chances) Moores to visit South Labrador


Solution To Pollution (July 26, 1972)

There’s still a little song and dance

On controversial Come-By-Chance

Some jobs being presently at stake

O’er an extended coffee break.


A stop work order any day

Environment officials say

But work will still be going on

If some weight throwing done by Don.


The oil refinery management

With their lot must be discontent

On one hand unions call the shot

Jack Davis then gets hot to trot.


It’s all a worry so they say

When it comes to Placentia Bay

So let’s accept it like a sport

Polluted water we’ll export.

Daily News Headline: Hired gunman aiming for the throat is most wanted man in Ulster


New Industries (July 27, 1972)

The play is old the cast is new

Conservatives. What will they do?

The money doesn’t grow on trees

But there’s talk of new industries.


We know not what they are as yet

But surely Lord they can’t forget

The Smallwood industry regime

With interwoven scheme on scheme.


We need to build up by degrees

Some small but worthwhile industries

Fred Stafford’s efforts one recalls

And woodsman Ivany in Grand Falls.


New industries might make the day

Let it not carry us away

The enterprising local man

Deserves a special helping hand.

Daily News Headline: Management firm stakes reputation on linerboard success


Pet Peeve (July 28, 1972)

There’s a menace on the highway we have not heard much about

I would bet you any money you’ll see him next time you’re out

He’s the fellow with the canine breathing down his craning neck

Yet I’ve never seen statistics to involve him with a wreck


It must be a big distraction whether doggie barks or whines

Just enough to cause his master to drift over solid lines


It’s a thought, perhaps dog lovers have some comments of their own

I just see it as a hazard and with them will pick a bone.

Daily News Headline: Linerboard mill profit forecast at $7.5 million in second year

August 1972

Life And Death (August 1, 1972)

Placentia had a weekend very rare

One section saw just sorrow, tears and prayer

For tragedy had struck, much loss of life

Two brothers Pomeroy, each one lost a wife

And children three did Leo lose as well

Surely on earth a living kind of hell

That life to him of meaning is devoid

For suddenly in it there is a void

The sea again has called the final roll

And taken to its bosom soul on soul

Yet though reluctantly of life we give

We must keep going, people still must live

Which brings us to Placentia’s change of face

Where people cheered their teams race after race

And laughed and shouted in their spirit gay

On Sunday their second Regatta Day

For Saturday when rain would not abate

They cancelled it before it was too late

And then continued Sunday one p.m.

Where NAVFAC proved that no one could touch them

By scoring as the Champions of the day

So to St. John’s they now will make their way

As top contenders on Regatta Day

Yes, life and death so intermingled here

One drinks a cup of sorrow, one of cheer

Eternity’s call on us will not wait

And when we go we just can’t calculate

For fate will call the shots, the answer give

On whose demise it is, and who will live.

Daily News Headline: (Mine strikes killing Labrador City, Wabush) “She’s almost dead”


Placentia Ripples (August 2, 1972)

People from Placentia will

Tell you Tom Traverse on the hill

(Which you might know as Jersey Side)

In St. John’s eyes will open wide

He did it too in Harbour Grace

His favourite spot being in first place

Then in Placentia took no slack

Being cox of champions NAVFAC

A great contender, sportsman true

Just meeting him it all comes through

Sincere with credit to each crew

They do just what he asks them too

Yes this year watch them every spin

Could be this time again they’ll win

The competition’s really keen

To be judged must by you be seen

So see you down the race course way

And have a good Regatta Day.

Daily News Headline: Loggers’ strike averted


St. John's Regatta (August 3, 1972)

Regatta Day is over now

And what excitement, holy cow

This year we watched most every spin

Conjecturing on who would win

The lakeside thronged with folks and cars

And children eating candy bars

And cramming, chips, and making noise

And trying to win little toys

And getting poems made to take home

To Mom and Dad so they could show ‘em

While folks with bets would outward face

Each time there was announced a race

Oh yes, it was a day to note

With Crosbie’s in the winning boat

And Coxswain Cole who’d only say

“I knew we’d take ‘er boys today”

A dilly time was had by all

Those in control were on the ball

It was a really fun-filled day

For everyone who came our way

The weatherman obliged us too

For this Regatta ‘72

For certain not a soul was conned

To make a visit to the Pond

For with the competition keen

Enthusiastic crowds were seen

Oarsmen in unison did pull

And Quidi Vidi banks were full.

Daily News Headline: (Provinces reaffirm claim to offshore minerals) Ottawa would get only a share of royalties


That Magic Figure (August 4, 1972)

A little common sense I’d say we’ve seen

The drinking age being lowered to nineteen

Young people had responsibility

Though not credited with much maturity


Initially no doubt there’ll be a splurge

This new freedom will give novices the urge

To experiment a bit and just imbibe

A kind of initiation to the tribe


Those who already drink will be relieved

A certain recognition they’ve achieved

For marriage, war, or work they’re old enough

The challenge now is theirs to prove their stuff

Daily News Headline: Absentee landlords beware! (Premier Moores tells them to give up the land or face heavy taxes)


Headlight Time (August 8, 1972)

Parking lights are only meant for parking

Headlights use when vision is obscured

We need a lot more driver education

For certain such bad habits to be cured.


Through dusk and until darkness overtakes them

Some feel that park lights only will suffice

When headlights full is really the requirement

To any less than that we say no dice.


On foggy days as well out on the highway

A shadow looms up sometimes causing fright

Defensively there’s caution in the practice

Of remembering to turn on one’s headlight.


Safety is the reasoning behind it

Yours and mine, we all will benefit

From dusk, throughout the night, or when it warrants

A car in motion should have headlights lit.

Daily News Headline: Nfld. Pulp & Chemical timber rights won’t be renewed


World Cup Game (August 9, 1972)

Hopefully the fans will block ‘er

For the big weekend of soccer

Coming up on August twentieth this year

There is no need to be wary

When we see Gus Etchegary

Is the organizer, one who’s quite sincere.


When spectators take position

For this World Cup competition

There will be about 8000 fans in all

Bleacher seats have been erected

And as was to be expected

Ticket sales show Newfie fans are on the ball


Island-wide the interest growing

Every day the fans are showing

City Hall a wise investment it is making

Canada - U.S. competing

To them and the fans our greeting

And good luck Gus in this major undertaking.

Daily News Headline: CHILDREN KILL (They cheer as soldier dies)

Small Industries (August 10, 1972)

Small industries with vigor we promote

Of one such now we’re making special note

In Bishop’s Falls a simple story told

Of corregated plate and how its rolled.


In sheets, Cliff Thomas orders in the plate

Then working with a total staff of eight

In sizes varied, culverts these are made

Good wages all his working men are paid.


The operations quite a simple one

Some shaping, rolling, rivetting - its done

Such industries we should have by the score

Lets encourage enterprising people more.

Daily News Headline: (This project is not dead?) Shaheen has $10 million to put into third mill

Look Here! (August 11, 1972)

For those who would update themselves

On all the current views

The bright spot in the morning

Is of course The Daily News.


A picture comprehensive does

The Daily News present

They try to tell it how it is

And not how it is meant.


News and views with sports and ads

And columnists of note

No hesitations either when

It’s time to rock the boat.


A habit good, The Daily News

And here’s a little hint

Your eye balls won’t be strained because

At least you’ll read the print.

Daily News Headline: THE WATER’S NOT FIT TO DRINK


Reflect And Defect (August 14, 1972)

One way for sure to make the news

Is throw in something about booze

The liquor lease case pointing out

What politics is all about.

Did Alex Dunphy get his wish?

The answer almost smells of fish

For sure he claims to smell a skunk

Allegedly pegged as a drunk.

Although invited by the boss

The fishery minister’s post he lost

Disgruntled, now he tells the tale

Says he wasn’t nor is not for sale.

Politics? How strange that he

Endured it all so silently.

When there was promise in the air

Of those things he seemed not to care.

Now he spills all, has much to say

An August breeze type expose

Yet not too many will object

When people of his ilk defect.

If there was something he could prove

Last March was his big chance to move

If so sincere, then move he should

But now he makes Hugh Shea look good.

Can politics that rotten be

That men of great integrity

Avoid it as they would a curse

What happens? Calibre gets worse.

Daily News Headline: FEAR IRA BOMB BLITZ! (Attempt on lives of Roman Catholic political leaders)


Crosswalks (August 15, 1972)

Are people just ignoring city crosswalks

Don’t jaywalkers have an obligation too

With the constant flow of traffic in our city

Somehow to such people let’s get through


Ticketing should make a good impression

A full month’s advertising in advance

With police a day or two to guide the errant

After that jaywalkers then would take a chance


To assist them crosswalk signs should be erected

Grand Falls has them, big signs, hanging overhead

They’re illuminated, orange with blue letters

And from quite a distance easily they’re read.


Crosswalks, too when rightly used help flow of traffic

Shopping centres, schools, hospitals where they’re used

Downtown, all would benefit, it needs enforcement

Far too long has using crosswalks been abused.

Daily News Headline: Plane crash claims 156 lives (The world’s second-worst air disaster)


Hitchikers (August 16, 1972)

Hitchikers are no different than

The kids who live next door to you,

Or your own sons and daughters

Thumbing their way across country too.


They do admit reluctant are

Some folks to respond to a thumb,

But they have lots of time to spare

Know in due course a ride will come.


From Yukon hikers rode with us,

St. John’s, Alberta, Colinet,

From everywhere they’re on the move,

So far we’re pleased with all we met.


The late-teen twenty types are prone

To chat and share their travel views;

Nigh all are students on the move

Alert to all the current news.


I’ve found them all quite courteous,

The younger ones a little shy,

They’re thankful, always quite polite;

Some reasons I don’t pass them by.

Daily News Headline: REFINERY HIT BY ANOTHER ULTIMATUM! (Will the government take it over?)


Government Lottery (August 17, 1972)

With all the demand on today’s government

And so many ways for the dough to be spent,

We’ll advance a suggestion not new we’ll admit

But one from which everyone will benefit


There are bingos and card games and sweeps by the score,

But the government still can accumulate more

By a lottery, (big one) with prizes quite high

We’re a gambling folk here, all the tickets we’ll buy


There’s a closed eye right now on the gambling being done

But it’s all for good causes, and people have fun.

Put it all above board - no more shutting of eyes

Let’s be straight forward, lotteries let’s legalize.

Daily News Headline: GOVERNMENT SEEKS LOST FILES (They were just checking - Crosbie) (Not a nice thing to do - Joey)

Loud Music (August 18, 1972)

Have you wondered why kids play their music so loud?

Have you tried to take time to find out?

It isn’t the volume of music, as such,

It’s the words, that’s what it’s all about.


Very few instrumentals being marketed now

It’s the songs that they’re looking for, man,

Next time some tapes are being played at your house

Hear the words of the song (if you can).


You must turn up the volume to get all the words

Intently to them lend an ear

The music surrounds you - envelops you, like

And the lyrics, with effort, you hear.


Despite electronic advances being made

The words of some songs are not clear

More balance is needed in music background

The lyrics are good, lend an ear.

Daily News Headline: Is there a chance this war is ending?


Mothers' Allowance (August 21, 1972)

Tears will be shed and frustrations will mount

Mothers, on school allowance no longer can count

Ruled out, says the Premier, but then very shrewd

Adds a footnote the issue may still be reviewed.


John Crosbie with Finance post acted in haste

When of Federal increases he got a taste

But the s.s. allowance was nipped in the bud

Leaving John out to pasture just chewing his cud.


We cannot afford it the Government screams

So, by inference, it’s one of Joe’s vote-getting schemes

Well, it served a great purpose, all Moms can attest

And was quite a big help getting kids for school dressed.


What a mixed-up affair and it shouldn’t be so

When this year so much farther the money would go

Tax on children’s clothing did Government lift

Inconsistently though took away Mother’s gift.


Be assured from all corners will people now gripe

I’m more strongly convinced that the time is now ripe

To get into the Lottery business at last

And restore to the Moms, school allowance, but fast!

Daily News Headline: ROCK FESTIVAL FIZZLES OUT (Described as a “major ripoff” and a “monumental flop”)

Shaheen Softtalk (August 22, 1972)

Seems Homer White

Got quite a fright

With talk of finance trouble

Had this to say:

We’ll scare away

Investors - break the bubble.


These roars and rants

On Come-by-Chance

Just pop up on occasion

Then on the fly

Shaheen drops by

To change it by persuasion.


So Premier Moores

Opens his doors

Geared up for lots of action

But Shaheen’s line

Suited him fine

Is to his satisfaction.


Frank should stay firm

Make Shaheen squirm

About his oil refining

Rules should be stiff

There’s still that If

He does as he’s outlining.

Daily News Headline: PARK DELAYED BY LAND REFUSAL (THE GROS MORNE PARK)


St. John's Council Meetings (August 23, 1972)

City Council is quite an attraction

These days, it’s a chamber of action.

Mrs. Wyatt no doubt

Brings a lot of things out

To some Councillor’s dissatisfaction.


The Mayor in patience is waning (waning)

If others, points seem to be gaining

He can throw a quick fit

Disagreeing with it

Having little time for their complaining.


Whatever each Councillors position

We welcome the odd exhibition

Make them spring to their feet

We deserve such a treat

It’s put life in Carnell, the mortician.

Daily News Headline: SCHOOL BOARDS IN FINANCIAL CRISIS (“We’ll just have to

struggle along, hoping something will turn up”...)


Salute To Tattoo (August 24, 1972)

The Tattoo is over, a job quite well done

From the very first boom to the finishing gun

The students involved get a very good deal

And their costumes and drill had a lot of appeal.


Quite a colorful group as they went on parade

Impressive was their military charade

The OFY money went for a good cause

The students efforts earned them lots of applause.


Tourists and residents jointly agree

The Signal Hill Tattoo was something to see

It added a touch of uniqueness and style

With a Newfoundland label that made it worthwhile.


So glad the Tattoo is restored now at last

And we mustn’t forget those involved in the cast

Major Bull and the R.N.R. staff we must thank

Not forgetting the wholehearted efforts of Ank.

Daily News Headline: Government will reject rent increase recommendation


Tenant's Dilemma (August 25, 1972)

If Omega gets its way

To jack up people’s rent

The Rent Control Board is a farce

There’s NO control on rent.

The landlord has the upper hand

That’s what it’s all about

Despite conditions pay his price

Alternative? Get out!


The tenant is the underdog

At least has been to date

The Rent Control Board blew it

What now is the tenant’s fate?

Daily News Headline: Education is the answer to wildcat strikes

For The Record (August 28, 1972)

Come gather all around me and I’ll sing to you a song

About the missing records, which the Government thought was wrong

It all began on October last when P.Cs. got in power

When looking for some of their documents, that’s when the thing turned sour.


Now if you give an ear to me, I’m sure I’ll make you smile

It wasn’t a “witch hunt” so they say, just looking for a file,

Or two, or three, or four or more, a helluva lot they missed

They said Joe took them home with him, his right he did insist.


Frank Moores got very hairy when he learned about the loss

The Government will get them back no matter what the cost

Joe Smallwood he got the wind of it, from England did he shout

These are my private property, that’s all that I took out.


The hassle back and forth it went, Joe argued he was right

But Frank insisted documents required were not in sight

So to Colonial Building to help achieve their goal

A man searched Joey’s office in the person of Harvey Cole.


Joe’s daughter Clara Russell caught the searcher by surprise

Those strange hands in her father’s drawers, she couldn’t believe her eyes

She gave him a Smallwood-Russell blast, of her mind she gave him a piece,

And then she protected her father’s rights by calling the Chief of Police.


Now Joe defended what daughter did, but didn’t know she was there

Damage on both sides was done, so ‘twas time to get it repaired.

He offered the Government copies of anything they would need

Just tell me the papers that you are short, the copies you’ll get with speed


He promised to drop by St. John’s, like birds when heading south

Co-operation was his theme, he said he would help out

Transfer to Moores he didn’t make, when Premier’s door he closed

They’re meeting ten months later, always a first time I suppose.

Daily News Headline: Omega rents still up in the air (Rent Control Board may make further inquiry)


How Accidents Happen (August 29, 1972)

Where Prince Philip and Freshwater Road intersect

On Saturday night past, no cause to suspect

I stepped on the gas going through a green light

But in seconds we all got a terrible fright.

_______________


My wife gave a shout then grabbed quickly the dash,

I impulsively braked thus avoiding a crash.

Right through a red light sped a car (make unknown)

Zooming by as if it had a road of its own.

_______________


There were warning lights flashing but that’s no excuse.

For the rules of the road to get so much abuse.

Although to a hospital he may be bound

A trip to the morgue he instead could have found.

_______________


We then took up chase, but we found it in vain,

At Stamp’s Lane he went through a red light again.

To Elizabeth next, then we called it a day

He just zoomed out of sight and to catch him - no way!

_______________


The Police were alerted, but isn’t it sad

We so carefully drive, others so bloody mad

Now it’s not even safe through a green light to go

If this fellow is found, I’ll the book at him throw.

Daily News Headline: (Mothers march to bring back Mothers’ Allowance) “We’re going to hang in there until we get it ...”


The Busy Triangle (August 30, 1972)

Vans going, trucks coming, men moving round

Bracing, and scaffolding, much torn up ground,

Brick layers, carpenters, men of each trade

A complete transformation in west end have made

The Triangle is Campbell, LeMarchant, St. Clare

It’s amazing the work that is going in there

The new St. Clare’s Hospital opening soon

Played its major part in the three-building boon.

The Knights of Columbus new structure is next

To take shape in this hustling building complex

Then up towards Campbell, a new Holy Cross

Replacing the school that by fire was a loss

It’s a busy spot now, buildings nearly complete

And with school coming up there’ll be shuffling of feet

Contrasting the hospital’s quiet and poise

The exuberant shouts of young boisterous boys.

Daily News Headline: MUNDY POND AGAIN! (Petition seeks more money for urban renewal plan)


Hair Raising News (August 31, 1972)

The long hair look is on the wane.

With shorter hair in style again

It took perhaps a little while

But neat hair styling is the style.

Nothing looks much better than

A really well groomed boy or man

The long hairs going back to school

Will be exception, not the rule.

So parents, if your kids won’t part

With their long hair, they’re not that smart

Within a month or so they’ll find

In fashion long hair is behind.

It’s easier to clean short hair

It looks smart with such little care

The well groomed look is now in style

Look for it in a little while.

Daily News Headline: (The first test for the new P.C. government) It’s voting day in Labrador South

September 1972

Mothers Allowance (September 1, 1972)

The Mothers Allowance in headlines has come

Mrs. Johnson and others were making things hum

The Premier received them, prepared, it would seem

With a vague part commitment that there is a scheme.

Before to the ladies he opened the doors

Tom Hickey had passed a proposal to Moores

The release that followed was not quite the best

The inference being a kind of means test

Just how they’ll determine the Mothers in need

Strikes me as very intriguing indeed

Each welfare case cannot criterion be

The monies they’re getting is Income Tax free

The salaried man and his wife need a break

Much deductions from him does the Government take

Income Tax, Pension, Dues, U.I.C. too

On whatever is left he and family must do

Much caution is needed before it’s too late

If Mothers allowance they would reinstate

Give to all or to none, t’s the only way out

Or the squeak of last week will turn into a shout.

Daily News Headline: Contractors pulling out of Labrador City (Labor dispute takes criticalturn) (Move would cripple expansion program)


Mike Martin (September 5, 1972)

He said he’d try at least once more

Already did, but lost before

This man who loves his Labrador

Mike Martin

The terrain and the folks he knows

He talks it up where’er he goes

Much promise for that Coast he knows

Mike Martin

A Party Leader now is he

True to his label N.L.P.

The voters listened to his plea

Mike Martin

He kicked Joe Harvey in the pants

Ed Kearsey didn’t have a chance

Now see him do his song and dance

Mike Martin

New blood he brings and lots fo fight

For Labrador he’ll do all right

And bring attention to its plight

Mike Martin

Daily News Headline: (Putting the whole shebang in mothballs) SHUTDOWN OF LABRADOR CITY? (Office staff being laid off Sept. 8)


A Good Weekend (September 6, 1972)

We can if we try, and we tried, and we did

On this Labor Day weekend made strongly a bid

To be death-free on highways, the safety laws heed

We worked hard at it and, what is more, did succeed.


We must surely give credit to R.C.M.P.

Who chose helicopters, conditions to see

By zeroing in and keeping us on alert

We not no one was killed, none seriously hurt.


The newspapers cautioned as weekend drew near

On the radio we would repeatedly hear

Timely messages, traffic reports on the spot

Listing things we might do, and the things we should not.


It was all worth the effort and lives have been saved

Making us aware caution is not to be waived

This Labor Day weekend on highways none died

Because to prevent it much harder we tried.

Daily News Headline: (“What I find utterly revolting”) Balancing budgets on the backs of the poor!


Vacation's Over (September 7, 1972)

With days getting shorter, and holidays too,

The students look forward to something to do

It’s hard to find things to keep busy each day

And they’ll tell you themselves being bored doesn’t pay.


It is clothes fitting time, as some Clerks will attest

While the mothers (some fussy) get their children dressed

With help this school year, no allowance being paid

But those things must be bought, so on goes the parade


Pencils, rulers and pens, notebooks, atlases too

Crayons, school bags, erasers, to mention a few

Are being bought, as are textbooks, that students will stack

But all Moms are relieved that at least they’ll be back.

Daily News Headline: The bomb call was a hoax! (Civil servants get afternoon off while police search building)


Bomb Scare (September 8, 1972)

Some people don’t know when to stop

When they are playing jokes,

It’s not much consolation

That the bomb scare was a hoax.


Confederation Building has

At times, explosive been,

But this type of explosion

We would not wish to have seen


A dry run it could well have been.

Would they a warning heed?

And if no joke, but serious

Will next time he succeed?


It can’t just simply be dismissed

We must stay “on alert”

Someday the real thing could occur

With someone killed or hurt.

Daily News Headline: Crucial meeting on Saturday (Company and unions agree to meeting called by Labor minister Ed Maynard)


The New St. Clare's (September 9, 1972)

“Big trees from little acorns grow”

A borrowed phrase as we all know

But looking at St. Clare’s today

We see it’s come a long, long way.


From just a house, with lots of land

Its services it did expand

Sisters of Mercy did fulfill

Their dedication to the ill.


I’ve known its comfort many times

Used it as a background for some rhymes

Our family, within its walls

Emitted their first baby bawls.


St. Clare’s is fabulous inside

Take tours on Sunday with a guide

Our presence there will really tell

The staff we’re proud, and wish them well.

Daily News Headline: Cabinet shuffle coming up (Major reorganization of government departments proposed by recent study)

Sharon (September 21, 1972

A darling baby, a sweet child, a charming young lady.

To her, home was the nucleus of activity.

She brought it love, joy and spirit

And in retrospect we are grateful for having returned it.

What kind of girl was she?

As far as humanly possible - totally good.

She smiled through her sixteen years of life

in an unposed, natural way that reflected the beauty

of her inner self.

The soul that animated her petite body was a joyous one.

She was a messenger of love.

This we say without boast, knowing her in the way

that family members intimately know each other.

She lived each year as it was given her, acting her age,

yet displaying a maturity far beyond her tender years.

She confided in and was extremely close to her mother,

laughed, joked with and showed tender affection for her father,

teased, loved, got mad with and gave example to her brothers.

Ever altruistic herself, she sought to extend it through them.

She returned all her talents to God, well used.

In Hebrew context the name Sharon means “song”.

How fitting that through singing she should bring joy to so many.

Shunning the limelight she was happiest when singing with her

friends in the Junior Miss Quintette or as a member of

The Mercy Glee Club.

Sewing was a happy hobby. She was making school pants for her

brothers, with their choice of flare, the day she left her home

to keep her appointment with her Creator.

Flippant remarks of the day, when cautioned by her friends,

became, in retrospect, meaningful. She asked for red roses,

and her charm bracelet, then at the jewellers. She got them.

They added a charm “we love you Sharon”.

It is perhaps significant, and certainly typical, that she died

as she lived, happily, in a conversation of encouragement to

her heroic companion, and was last seen - smiling.

Her privacy was respected as she respected others in that

her unopened diary was placed close to her heart,

as was a red rose, a comment remembered from her conversation

with her parents in speaking of the inevitable.

Poetry and song, inspired by her all embracing love,

have been written in tribute to her.

The “togetherness” that her friends shared with us and

our friends when we found her, has given us all a message

in our individual hearts. Her role in life is fulfilled.

Consolation, if needed, is ours in that she has brought this

and other communities together in prayer. Her home, while

missing the joy that permeated it with her presence,

will ever feel the strength and warmth of her spirit.

God has been good to us.

Daily News Headline: Bus drivers vote on “final” wage offer ... transit deficit may reach $1 million


A Hero (September 22, 1972)

A man of men

Though young in years

He dived into the waters strong

With all his strength

He tried to save

Sharon, his friend - a name of song.


Heroic were

The efforts made

We loved her, and we understand

The gentle-fingered

Touch of God

Is greater than the hand of man


Let this dispel

The idle talk

Some people are apt to employ

Such character

Humility

And bravery found in this boy


Young EDWARD DUFF

Exemplifies

The calibre of youth today

Hero’s reward

We recommend

For he has earned it all the way.

Daily News Headline: Couple trade infant for ‘71 car


Theatre Strike (September 25, 1972)

In movies there are good guys and the bad ones

Famous Players now themselves are in the cast

The role they play is obvious to patrons

Whom they’ve ignored completely in the past.


The prices for the movies escalated

And when a half decent movie was being shown

They would jack up prices without hesitation

The monopoly was theirs, and theirs alone.


When employees sought to better their conditions

They refused quite adamantly from the start

Yet they have no qualms themselves to fleece their patrons

And must think their billboard notices are smart.


Shopping days to Christmas daily are being posted

Aiming at morale, just how low can they go

The Famous Players show we now are viewing

Can be rated only very, very low.

Daily News Headline: Stanfield wings in with “seven most wanted men”


Federal Election (September 26, 1972)

Just 34 days and it’s X time again

The crossmarks you make with a pencil or pen

Will determine whom you will to Ottawa send

And there on your behalf all their efforts to spend


There could be a change in the National vote

If Provincial elections we happen to note

The seven elected last time were quite keen

In the House, Coast to Coast, wherever heard or seen


May each one with thought simply just do his thing

What a welcome relief if no mud they would sling

It is too much to hope, but the battle is on

The results? Just the same, 6 PCs’ and then Don.

Daily News Headline: TEACHERS SHOULD STRIKE TO CURE OVERCROWDING? (“Yes!” says one educator) (“No!” says another) (“Maybe!” says a third)


Autumn (September 27, 1972)

The green leaves of the summer have been changing,

Their look of freshness fades into the past

The cycle is complete, with autumn nudging

Summer gently to one side to head the cast.


Autumn lets us gently down from summer beauty

With its dazzling array of colors rare;

We can marvel at its ever-changing pattern

As reluctantly for winter we prepare.


There are many sunsets that defy precise description.

Many hillsides their facades will quickly change.

Quite diversified is nature in all aspects

Each season’s specialty does she arrange.

Daily News Headline: STRANDED JOB SEEKERS HUNGRY COLD (“It’s a bloody mess!”)


Motorists, Please, Please (September 28, 1972)

You’ve noticed how the days are getting shorter

Around supper time when going home from work

It is dusk, school kids and others hustle homeward

Will you turn those headlights on don’t be a jerk


Parking lights are meant for parking, not for driving

And although you’re satisfied your vision’s clear

You forget that dusk or dawn create illusions

Turn those headlights on, a plea that’s quite sincere


Though you see the person or the car before you

They can’t estimate your distance, gauge your speed

Headlights must be used at the first hint of darkness

For safety sake, this headlight message heed.

Daily News Headline: Shipyard booms into 45 steady jobs


Bus Drivers (September 29, 1972)

As we write there is hope of averting a strike

Brought about by bus drivers who seek a wage hike

Just one question we’ll pose, answer it honestly

Do you have what it takes, a bus driver to be.


Would you have all the patience required as have they

Drive the same route each day after frustrating day

Would you not be inclined when the kids get aboard

To be rattled, confused, mesmerized, almost floored.


Have you given a thought to bus drivers all o’er

They watch traffic and people and do so much more

They are guardians, diplomats, skilled in their trade

We can count on our fingers mistakes they have made.


All the thousands of patrons for thousands of miles

They drive safely and surely just sharing their smiles

When you give it some thought our bus drivers are great

They deserve our applause it is never too late.

Daily News Headline: (Victory comes in the dying seconds) THANK YOU TEAM CANADA!

October 1972

Untitled (October 2, 1972)

I’ve watched the Torbay fishermen

At close range in the roughest sea

And marvelled at their confidence

Their skill, rowing agility.

Professionals are they indeed

Although they hold not a degree

But in their hearts they harbour well

Their feelings for humanity


The fishermen of St. John’s East,

For by the sea they truly live,

Have opened up their hearts to us

Unsparingly did each one give

Our Island always boasted of

Its men of ships and sails and oar

On our behalf they manned their boats

And with success. Need I say more?

Daily News Headline: (Blames Mayor’s attitude) Union president has no doubt strike coming


The Climate (October 3, 1972)

The temperatures of weekend past

Including heat of yesterday

Brings up the question of our clime.

Why such a change down Newfie way?

The Almanac could not forecast

That we would get the lion’s share

Of balmy breezes, sun filled day

And extra helpings of hot air.

But there’s a reason for it all

We figure you already know

That hot air of the weekend past

Just came here with Pierre Trudeau.

Daily News Headline: Trudeau dubs PCS “a party of fear”


Well Done, Dunn (October 4, 1972)

In simple language, Margaret Dunn

Has placed herself under the gun

But she will never give up tryin’

Remembering she’s an O’Brien.


The challenge here is surely great

We certainly anticipate

A spirited campaign at least

For people down in St. John’s East.


No doubt some problems she foresaw

Competing against Jim McGrath

Keen, youthful, and experienced

Who gave his all since he commenced.


The only lady in the fight

Marg tackles it with all her might

Whether or not she has a chance

Her public image she’ll enhance.


Should she win - off to Ottawa!

To take the place of Jim McGrath

Should she lose, let her not get vexed

But try for City Council next.

Daily News Headline: OIL DISCOVERED ON THE GRAND BANKS (Gas and oil present in unknown quantities)


Vehicle Inspections (October 5, 1972)

The vintage of one’s vehicle

Is challenged now - it’s just a start,

In sound shape every car must be,

But what about the other part?


What kind of shape are drivers in?

Should not they too checks undergo?

Firstly they should be liable

Insurance cards to prove should show.


With traffic on the upward trend

Defensive driving course should be

Not only quite desirable

But something that’s compulsory.


If accidents we would prevent

Let’s not forget the driver’s role

Check cars? Yes, but check drivers too

If saving life and limb our goal.

Daily News Headline: (Already blamed for lung disease) Asbestos now linked with other cancers


Labor Convention (October 6, 1972)

The local Labor Federation

Gave Frank Moores a big invitation

To show them his beak

In convention this week

And be ready with a dissertation.


But Frank drew some adverse attention

He just didn’t make the convention

He was there by intent

So Tom Hickey he sent

But it did not allay the dissension.


Rebutting the whole situation

Having lost his chance for an ovation

He said if in reach

I’d deliver the speech

My priority is legislation


Labor leaders so often demanding

Now with Frank are unsure of their standing

It would almost appear

Things are up in the air

But however it goes - happy landing!

Daily News Headline: BREAD, MILK GO UP!


The Upward Trend (October 9, 1972)

Well Holy Cow (and that’s no bull)

Milk prices gone up? Maybe!

One firm says that they are for sure

Respect your elders baby.


And bread again will jump in price

O pity the bread winner

He gets less dough for dough he spends

The slice is getting thinner.


Jam has gone up too you’ll note

So bread and jam’s expensive

No wonder on each grocery day

All mothers look so pensive.

Daily News Headline: (Jamieson indicates Ottawa willing) Shut out foreigners?

Fire Prevention Week (October 10, 1972)

The Firemen our attention seek

For this is Fire Prevention Week.

Alert to causes we should be

To help protect our family.


Chimneys, stove pipes should be checked,

And anything that we suspect

That might at anytime cause fires,

Like faulty outlets or loose wires.


And matches, lighters, or such like

Are they left where your little tyke

Can find them, and a fire start.

Protect him, bless his little heart.


Ironically is this week named

Two lives by fire already claimed

We must use caution, safety, care

These thoughts all Firemen with us share

Daily News Headline: (“Should Conservatives suffer a decisive defeat”) Move ‘will be made to oust Stanfield’

Not Druggists Too! (October 11, 1972)

The word is not too certain yet

But still we get the gist,

That off to Britain we must go

To get a pharmacist.


Just how insulting can we get!

And what of our young folk?

There’s lack of foresight evident.

Their future? It’s no joke


If education’s meaningful

Direct it where required

Train people for careers like this

No C.F.A.s required


The N.P.A. should spell it out.

Who goofed their training plan?

Great Scott! For druggists must we go

Outside to get a man?

Daily News Headline: Wanted: 1,000 new jobs to stand still


Hunting Season (October 12, 1972)

It’s hunting time and men and dogs have vanished

Into the bush the season’s game to rout

It is a sport that calls for extra caution

That each one who goes in comes safely out.


For those who hunt, just being so close to nature

Alone must give rewards beyond compare

The rustling trees, the changing scenes of autumn

The babbling brooks, the wholesome chill-filled air.


Stalking games builds up its own excitement

The creatures are outwitted and outguessed

Though some spend their vacation on the barrens

Back home they need as long again to rest.

Daily News Headline: (Z-o-o-o-m!!) Reach for the sky (‘Cause that’s where food prices are heading)


Mileages and M.H.A.s (October 13, 1972)

In a government car

You can go just so far

For so long, noting all your expense;

Although you must admit

What you’re doing with it

It’s a matter of dollars and cents.


How did this come about?

Hickey opened his mouth

And his foot went inside it would seem.

He is not one to bluff,

So he spoke off the cuff

Now fringe benefits look like some scheme


It’s a great bit of fun,

But when all’s said and done

It’s picayune; far better that we

Acting man and not mouse

Said “Get back in the House

There is much to be done and wisely”.

Daily News Headline: (Negotiations to resume today) LAST CHANCE


Buses (October 16, 1972)

If the buses aren’t moving this morning

We just cannot say it’s a pity.

We will have to be much more specific than that

And say it’s the fault of the City.


All the monies paid out to the experts

Could be given to drivers in bonus,

They are the people with knowledge first hand

And for service are taking the onus.


Satinskas’ expenses are heavy

And the experts cost thousands of dollars.

The drivers know patrons and density flow

But weren’t asked, instead put through their collars.


If the buses are moving this morning

The City some wisdom is showing,

Patrons accepted the fare hike imposed

And in droves are still coming and going.

Daily News Headline: (Bus drivers walk out, so thousands are) HOOFING IT!


Christmas Advertising (October 17, 1972)

It’s disgusting advertising

And there ought to be a law

To prevent the type of advert

That only last week I saw.


A pre-Christmas sale they called it

What a cheap promotion trick

To attract the eye of readers

With a picture of St. Nick.


Then the radio bit got me.

Don’t know what this party sells

Too disturbed to pay attention

Background music: Jingle Bells


Now let’s face it, no need is there

For those things I heard and saw.

Halloween’s not even here yet.

Yes, there ought to be a law.

Daily News Headline: (Liquor and politics) THEY DON’T MIX (So John Crosbie is separating them)

Fire Exits (October 18, 1972)

Have you been to Bingo lately?

Next time why not look around

You might be surprised as I was

Let me tell you what I found.


Near an exit I was seated

And with thoughts of safety, I

Figured I would check a little

And just give the door a try.


I was shocked to find it bolted

Combination lock with chain

And the thought of what could happen

Strongly went against my grain.


Yes, I promptly took some action

And results were quick I’ll say

But wherever crowds will gather

It should never be that way.


Fire Prevention Week is over

But Inspectors I’ll implore

Spot check public places, night clubs

And just try each exit door.

Daily News Headline: Oh, No! not girls, too!


Election Apathy (October 19, 1972)

This is the eleventh day

Before your vote is cast

One thing we can say for it

The time is going fast.


There isn’t much more to be said

The talk is quite low key

No feeling for this one at all

Almost complacency.


The big thing left for candidates

Is getting people out

The vote could be smallest yet

So now’ the time to shout.

Daily News Headline: “Classic conflict” charged ... case of “resignationitis”

Roberts' Revelations (October 20, 1972)

Ed Roberts, the new Guardian Angel

Of P.C.s in cabinet seems,

He’s pointing out each indiscretion,

To ward off more dastardly schemes.


His point is quite very well taken

Why not protect others from sin?

He has background for watching so closely,

Minister of the former Admin.


Provincial upstages the Federal

And it always will I suppose

Let’ shop we will soon have House sittings

Ere each seat with cobwebs overgrows.

Daily News Headline: (Mechanics want conciliation) Wages not at issue (Strike “quite possible” now)


It's Late Autumn (October 23, 1972)

It’s that time of year once again if you please,

When the leaves flutter down from deciduous trees,

When susceptible people break out in a sneeze,

When the motorists scurry to buy anti-freeze.


Surprising how quickly the seasons do go,

The cold winds of autumn now hauntingly blow,

Impressions of winter on us slowly grow,

Already the Island had its share of snow.


It’s that time of year once again if you will

When the winds of the day are increasing with chill

When the home brewing type spends more time on his still

And the homeowner braces to face an oil bill.

Daily News Headline: (Strike in 2nd week) No sympathy for bus drivers, mayor says


Ron Pumphrey (October 24, 1972)

Much has been stated “pro” and “con”

About the controversial Ron

As Pumphrey from the airwaves goes

The emphasis is on the “pros”.

To all he lent a patient ear

Though surface glib, beneath sincere

For his involvement was complete

Until he was run off his feet.

An ombudsman of first degree

He should come by, quite easily

That post, if ever it should come

For Ron could really make things hum

He filled a void in certain lives,

The lonely ones, the troubled wives,

The sick of body, mind and heart

For all of them he did his part

The “Open Line” without his name

Will never really be the same

For all he helped from day to day

We throw him a sincere bouquet.

Daily News Headline: R.C. and Integrated School Boards May become one


The Scenic Southside (October 25, 1972)

Have you seen Southside Hills at night.

It’s now a very pleasant sight

With Blackhead Road outlined in light.


Enjoy the unobstructed view

That’s now available to you

Arterial route is coming through


Why not go up and look around

Some building lots there to be found

And fairly priced is all the ground


Then when the highway is complete

And traffic tries the clock to beat

You’ll have a special ringside seat.


See now the splendor of Southside

The hills and valleys of Kilbride

For progress will its beauty hide.

Daily News Headline: Nobody’s “fired up” over this election (Are the voters fat and happy?)

Silver Jubilee (October 26, 1972)

St. John’s Commercial Bowling League is well and quite alive

In service years its President has chalked up twenty five

Dick Murphy, quite an anchor man, is ever on the ball

As was Jack Rabbits some years back, J.V.R., you recall.


A half a century is the mark that they have reached in time

And through this 50 years of sport successfully did climb

They always had a good approach, for their sport did they care

And fellow bowlers for each other had the time to spare.


They had some strikes against them, that’s the object of the game,

And rejoicing was in order if one bowled a perfect frame

Scoring style went through some changes, pin boys saw some changes too

And machines now do the setting that one time we used to do.


Men’s night out it may have started, but the ladies did get in

Tuesday past a social evening - for men only, what a sin!

Watch that foul line brother bowlers, chalk up well in future years

To the League, Congratulations, watch those gutter balls - and Cheers!

Daily News Headline: $25 million tag on arterial (Southside group asks project be reconsidered)


A Reminder (October 27, 1972)

There’s the weekend of Saturday, Sunday

Election Day comes on next Monday

Since you have a franchise

Why not it exercise

You can make it your “good deed well done” day.


If no vote, it’s yourself you are hurtin’

On Tuesday it’s too late for blurtin’

The elected M.P.

May be your cup of tea

But by marking your X you’ll be certain.


The ballots are changed this election

Be sure to give them an inspection

By your candidate’s names

There’s a circle quite plain

In it clearly you mark your selection.

Daily News Headline: VIETNAM PEACE “AT HAND”


Shaun Edward (October 30, 1972)

You’ve shared with us our grief, now share our joy,

On Thursday past was born a healthy baby boy.

Life’s cycle is complete. Is that not true?

The circle of the family starts anew.


What happiness a little infant brings,

The cuteness of the fancy baby things,

His winsome little smile, his purity

His silent invitation, “cuddle me.”


What sweetness and what love a child exudes,

Initiating happy interludes,

A living proof of love, a work of art

Designed by God, and welcomed in our heart.

Daily News Headline: (Nearly 13 million will be eligible to go to the polls today) NOW IT’S UP TO US!


Trick Or Treat (October 31, 1972)

Pumpkin pies, a time for treats

Kiddies flocking to the streets

Some dressed up in costumes weird

But inside feeling very scared

Motorists with cautious eye

Watching the parade go by

Folks at home look at the clock

Hope this one’s the final knock

Playful children, treat or trick

Anxious mothers, almost sick

Hope instructions they’ll obey

And eat nothing right away

Lest someone in mind who’s sick

On the children play a trick

There’s quite a change in home routine

Have fun kids. Happy Hallowe’en.

Daily News Headline: (And they said it could only happen in Newfoundland) NOBODY WINS!!

November 1972

The Exhibition's Over (November 1, 1972)

Prior to Election Day no one was much enthused

More interest in the aftermath, which leaves us all confused

The pro or anti-Smallwood feeling fell beside the way

A clear party decision by the voters polling day.


Despite each party’s backers who invested many bucks

The nation at the moment sees itself in state of flux

It looks like the handwriting on the wall is evident

Guaranteed the next election much more money will be spent


We set a local precedent, the nation may take heed

Two Provincials we have had, two Federals we need

It means short term employment for the polling clerks and such

So let’s have one more Federal - that isn’t asking much.


The politicians on the beat will need a break of course

Some laryngitis victims and some more of them still hoarse

At least they’ll have incentive when this battle they begin

This was just an exhibition, next time somebody will win.

Daily News Headline: Who will it be (For Newfoundlanders it’s all so familiar)


P.M. Post Mortem (November 2, 1972)

If you were the Prime Minister,

With statement you’d rehearsed,

In thanking all the voters

Would the Nation not come first?


But Trudeau as Prime Minister

When in the lead by one,

Had words first for Mount Royal

Thanking them for what they’d done.


Could be that the Prime Minister,

Though national in scope,

By naming his home riding

Saw it as his only hope.


Now who will be Prime Minister

Since P.C.s took the lead?

Will Stanfield really push it?

Will Pierre his post concede?


It seems Pet as Prime Minister

Has shown his colors true.

If Canada will be as one

The Pet should say adieu.

Daily News Headline: (Chilling ‘phone call’) Bomb in school! (Rash of warnings ... no bombs found)


A Helping Hand (November 3, 1972)

In setting aside the political fuss

We ask ourselves simply “What’s new with the bus”

The answer is negative, patrons deprived

And at no solution have drivers arrived.


There is some reaction as some write or talk

But most grin and bear it and just have to walk

Young people with ease take it all in their stride

They have no compunctions in thumbing a ride.


The older bus riders at hitching are shy

And will hopefully stare at a car passing by

If you see a neighbour who’s heading downtown

And that’s your direction, why not drop her down.


An old person maybe, who goes to the church

Why not offer a lift, leave him not in the lurch

If there is any help you as a motorists can do

While the bus strike is on, then we’d ask it of you.

Daily News Headline: TRUDEAU STAYS


Are Streets Safe? (November 6, 1972)

A lot of people seem to know the score

About the man molesting in the street

Is St. John’s for the ladies safe once more?

Can we say investigation is complete?


While cases similar to court were brought

This one it seems is bound to dissipate

Police work we acknowledge as we ought

In stopping this before it was too late.


But what of justice, has it been achieved?

A young girl had her name spread far and wide

For an alleged attack. Yes, she deceived.

What of the man? Who is he? What’s to hide?


Of just society! To our surprise

At times like this your imperfections show

We know to many questions it gives rise

Such as just what you are, or who you know.

Daily News Headline: Four boys arrested


Flippin' Council Meetings (November 7, 1972)

If that’s how City Hall would handle tenders

Dottie Wyatt says in it she will not join.

Unbusiness-like says she, to make decisions

If it’s heads or tails when Adams flips a coin.


To vote on last year’s budget she objected

On too short notice felt she wouldn’t risk it

But Mayor Adams didn’t see things her way

Politely telling her she flipped her biscuit.


We welcome the divergence of opinion

Although Mayor Bill at times could flip his lid

If it were not for Dottie’s dedication

We’d know much less of what the Council did

Daily News Headline: (Lead changes again) Liberals lead


Staggering News (November 8, 1972)

A news item yesterday gave us a laugh

In one of the banks, they will “stagger their staff”

For holidays when Christmas season rolls ‘round

A most novel way for a staff to be found.


A staggering staff at a bank could be fun

In fact “worth the cash”, if you’ll pardon the pun

Imagine a teller with voice getting thick

As each customer comes greeting him with a “hic”.


Or an officer, say, who some money has loaned

Smilingly greeting his clients, half stoned

“Money you want? Come in out of the drift

It’s Christmas, boy, welcome - we’ll say it’s a gift”.


Or take an employee, by now a bit daft

“It’s too cold today sir to sell you a “draft”

Or in current account, someone poised for the pounce

“My job? Oh I jump on the cheques when they bounce”.


Give it some thought as the season draws near

“Stagger your staff” if you have enough “cheer”

Banks can only be closed three days consecutive

Through rotation of staff, better service they’ll give.

Daily News Headline: (McGovern buried in landslide) NIXON’S CUP OVERFLOWETH

Hint To Motorists (November 9, 1972)

All cars are equipped with indicators

Something certain motorists don’t know

You’re driving down the city streets behind them

But are never sure which way that they will go


A motorist will change his mind and presto

You’ll find you’re in for quite a big surprise

He cuts across your bow before you know it

A potential accident before your eyes


A courtesy we owe to fellow drivers

To help each other safely through the day

By indicator lights give him the message

That you intend to go a certain way.

Daily News Headline: (Hull wins first round) Ruling favors league-jumpers

Remember Them (November 10, 1972)

We, tomorrow, pay respects to those who died

Men and women whom this country served with pride

Valiant hearts whose absence prove how hard they tried

Remember them.


In Great Wars and other conflicts did they star

Heeding calls to settle differences afar

Newfoundlanders brave, precisely what they are

Remember them.


Those who side by side fought with them would expect

That all ages will think of them with respect

Those who sacrificed themselves us to protect

Remember them.


In services being held on Saturday

We can show appreciation in a way

In those two minutes of silence, we can pray

Remember them.


There are tangible efforts that we can make

By contributing as we a Poppy take

Knowing it is for the veteran’s family sake

Remember them.

Daily News Headline: They’ll TALK today about metrobus settlement


Young Canada Book Week (November 13, 1972)

A book is beautiful.

It can bridge the generation gap, transport us to far off lands,

bring famous people into our homes,

span the eons of time.


A book is beautiful.

It can bring a smile to our lips,

a tear to our eyes,

a lump to our throat.


A book is beautiful.

It is an intimate experience.

We share in other’s love, joy,

despair, humor, tragedy, birth, death, hopes, frustrations, ambitions.

From evolution to revolution,

fiction to fact,

it’s in the book.


A book is beautiful.

It is a source of knowledge,

a treasure of thoughts,

a collection of experience

a delight to children,

a companion to adults,

a friend forever.


A book is beautiful.

Daily News Headline: (Union accepts settlement formula: City Council meets this morning) Buses running again tomorrow?


In The House? (November 14, 1972)

Parliament at last has been in session

Defending ties of monarchy long made

Discussing transportation in the Province

So real - and yet it’s only a charade.


Young People’s Parliament was quite impressive

They did their homework well from all accounts

Voices echoed in a chamber quite historic

Youth expressed themselves with confidence and bounce.


They’ve done a service to us Newfoundlanders

Reminding us what Parliament is like

Our own House members haven’t been in session

Everyone it seems is on a hike.


We’re overdue in making legislation

It’s time to see the Government proceed

The time is now, let’s see some promised action

We heard the word, so now let’s see the deed.

Daily News Headline: (Younger RNs unhappy) Nurses wooed away by NAPE


Christmas Preview (November 15, 1972)

Festive decorations are appearing

Outside the downtown stores are Christmas trees

Colored lights and streamers, toys and goodies

Preparing us for Christmas by degrees.


It takes a little while to get the spirit

Our thoughts are still on weekend floods and rain

Heavy seas and damages around us

We’ll need a change of weather once again.


A fall of snow will bring about some changes

A rush on coats and boots will then ensue

And once the calendar says it’s December

We’ll need more time for all we’ll have to do.

Daily News Headline: (Longer hours for retail liquor stores) PCS prepare more liberal liquor laws


License Plates (November 16, 1972)

It’s very hard to understand

The Government of Newfoundland

When contracts now outside the province go

They promised us on bended knee

That they’d back up small industry

In one case what was promised didn’t show.


The situation was ideal

An enterprising Mr. Neal

Was geared to meet the license plate demand

His price we hear was out of line

The print he read, but not the fine

So business now goes outside Newfoundland


A money saving emphasized

But these plates aren’t reflectorized

God knows we need what safety we can get

High quality the local plate

It’s high time that we agitate

And get the business back, not too late yet.

Daily News Headline: Metrobus Strike Is Over (Buses back in operation Monday)

Raffles (November 17, 1972)

Raffles are started again - it’s that time

“Two for a nickel, and four for a dime”

Blaring loudspeakers, the clang of a bell

Its own trademark like “last two tickets” to sell.


The workers at Raffles invite you to pause

To spend just a trifle for a worthy cause

They do call attention as you’re passing by

It’s up to yourself if you come in and try.


You do get returns, prizes given each spin

That bit of loose change might be your chance to win

Yes, Raffles are part of the Christmas trade scene

Drop in, have a spin and you’ll see what we mean.

Daily News Headline: PARLIAMENT OPENS JAN. 4 (Trudeau tells PCS he’s not afraid but awaits important program)


Buses Are Back (November 20 , 1972)

Hi! Isn’t it good to be riding the bus

To at last see an end to confusion and fuss

It’s good that the drivers are being recompensed

What was not so good, patrons were unconvinced.


While doing road tests before buses were cleared

Some driver mechanics were actually cheered

As they passed groups of children in streets or in stores

A gang at Power’s Store were seen rushing outdoors.


The drivers are back with their usual poise

Admit it now fellows you missed all the noise

You’re glad to be back, but no more than we are

Many parents will welcome a break from the car.


It’s a good time for buses to be on the go

The cold weather’s here with the wind and the snow

Patrons are glad it’s the end of the strike

With a pat on the back for their friend Mrs. Dyke.

Daily News Headline: Dublin police nab IRA mastermind

Winter Alert (November 21, 1972)

A heavy snowfall soon is due, it’s just around the bend

So motorists for this prepare and some thoughts on it spend

A lot there are who never did before in winter drive

A hint or two we’ll pass along to keep you all alive.


Central and the West Coast towns had their first fall of snow

Winter driving’s different, as they by this time know

Braking isn’t quite the same, in traction there’s a change

Allowances you have to make, adjust your stopping range.


Stepping on the gas won’t help, the wheels will only spin

The hare and tortoise tale applies, the slower one will win

Caution is the keyword here, have winter tires installed

With care drive, line of vision clear, and then you’ll have her scalled.

Daily News Headline: (Waiting on contract) Postal workers are restless


Untitled (November 22, 1972)

There are still a lot of people who can quietly do good

Here is one of them, a lady, who lives in your neighbourhood

To a cause that’s very worthy she will add her own appeal

In her door to door campaigning for the T.B. Christmas Seal.


O’er the years its work expanded and it answers many pleas

Of the people who are fighting respiratory type disease

Whether it’s a case of asthma, emphysema or T.B.

The research goes ever onward quietly, effectively.


When you give your contribution don’t be shy because it’s small

Adding yours, and mine, and others, it’s the total of them all

That will help the research program, life and breath the daily goal

Do your part through contribution, it’s a real important role.

Daily News Headline: Something has got to be done! (Business tax increase proposed to finance auxiliary policemen)


Memo On Mayors (November 23, 1972)

Simply read between the lines

If you’re looking for some signs

Of the St. John’s Mayor’s race the next time round

He has not yet had his fill

So we’ll hear from Mayor Bill

And John Murphy has a stable platform found.


When the time does come about

Alec Henley will come out

Ministers (ex-cabinet) we’ll witness too

Next year’s mayoralty race

Should be quite a stirring pace

And we’ll set a precedent with size of crew.


There’s a possibility

We will hear from Dorothy

Who’s done so well in her Councillor’s role

Without a change in strategy

She should be next Deputy

As Councillor she’s bound to head the poll.

Daily News Headline: Aspirin ban in the making (Blamed for kidney disorders)


Denturists (November 24, 1972)

They have to come to grips with their own problem

A good impression now they have to make

To gain the upper hand, not lower standards

Some teeth into it chaps, for heaven’s sake.

Brace yourself, and fight for legal status

Solicit help from East, West, North and South

Though false the dentures, true your dedication

For far too long you’ve been down in the mouth.

Bite into it and plug for legal status

Accept support no matter whence it comes

Your skills deserve an honest recognition

And make sure your politician beats his gums.

Daily News Headline: (Movement gathering steam) DRAFT JOEY

Snow (November 27, 1972)

Oh, biting winds, breath taking gusts of snow

You’ve influenced the pattern traffic flow

Our mode of dress you’ve changed, we wrap up warm

To cope with this and any future storm.


To youth you are a harbinger of joy

So rosy cheeked you make each girl and boy

They envisage all the things they’ll do.

Ski, slide, throw snowballs, ride a skidoo.


The older folks no longer you excite

Rather to them you’re an unwelcome sight

Restricted now are they ‘till winter’s spent

Some have to stay indoors and be content.


Those in between can only shovel out

You’re something that they can’t do much about

Some you depress, to more you are a lift

But now you’re here to stay, we get the drift.

Daily News Headline: Five dead in late week winter storms (Hunting trip ends in tragedy)


Tobacco Talk (November 28, 1972)

Gasp, puff, wheeze, snort, rattle, choke

Familiar sounds to those who smoke

Fag always dangling from the lip

Whether it’s plain or filter tip.


They don’t relate it to being sick

This sucking on a cancer stick

Not daunted easily are they

For this discomfort well they pay.


The smoker has his own belief

In merits of tobacco leaf

Once more jacked up the smoker’s fee

A puff is now a luxury.


Already people roll their own

If habit hasn’t been outgrown

Next thing we will see them do

Is buy the plug and have a chew.

Daily News Headline: (Jamieson’s New Job) EXPLAIN DREE


Don Jamieson (November 29, 1972)

His forte, as Pierre endorsed, is in communication

As Minister of Transport he was known across the nation

Personality, dynamic, all he met he well impressed

Very confident and able, he ranks high among the best.


He’s a credit to the Island, though his senior post is gone

And though Regional the label, we can still expect of Don

A high calibred performance and being well thought of by Pet

All the Provinces Atlantic, may now get the best deal yet.

Daily News Headline: (Said to have plotted to oust Moores) Carter dumped (... Rousseau likely to get Education Post)


Cabinet Conjecture (November 30, 1972)

The squeeze is on! On winds of rumor waft

The names of ministers who’ll get the shaft

As changes in the cabinet are made

We’ll witness a political charade.


John Carter, much less seasoned than he thought

Had educated plans, but he got caught

And his alleged designs for ousting Moores

Put him on the outside of cabinet doors.


There’s much conjecture on the plans of Frank

Hickey and Dawe gone too. Looks good for Ank.

Will Ottenheimer Education get?

For that post he’s the best we’ve seen as yet.


John Crosbie should stay in the Finance groove

It’s much to premature for him to move

Enough said now, and since the stage is set

Surely Bob Wells will sit in cabinet.

Daily News Headline: (OUSTED MINISTERS TO GET POSTS) Moores’ “super cabinet”

December 1972

Santa Claus Parade (December 1, 1972)

The big parade is on tomorrow morning

Clowns and bands and pretty majorettes

With more and better floats to please the kiddies

And Santa too - a sight no child forgets.


Response this year was great, say Jaycee members

More floats than they could handle, so we’re told

Some new imaginative ones to watch for

And wrap the kids up warm, it will be cold.


This year will see the biggest, most attractive

Colorful, bright, real fun-filled parade

Many Jaycees and friends long hours were working

Decorating, painting up the floats they made.


Many little people will be up on shoulders

As fathers give them all a special seat

All downtown will be buzzing with excitement

Tomorrow for the Jaycees Christmas treat.

Daily News Headline: Countdown under way for last Apollo moon flight


Untitled (December 4, 1972)

Let every member of the St. John’s Chamber

Who worked toward the Santa Claus Parade

Take now a well deserved bow for their efforts

The good results warrant an accolade


You made the Christmas season quite official

Cartoon and comic people made us smile

The clowns were great, they did such improvising

I studied children’s faces, ‘twas worthwhile.


The adults too in admiration watched it

So pleased to see the Birth of Christ portrayed

The groups of pretty dancers added color

All the floats were really good in this parade


When Santa Claus appeared young eyes were bulging

It seems that everything he had he gave

He spoke to all “Ho-Ho”-ing as he passed them

And eager little hands returned his wave


Police band, dancers, drivers, those who hoofed it

Contributed each in his special way

To make the Santa Claus parade successful

All so well organized - Hip hip hooray.

Daily News Headline: New government lineup


Shuffle Surprise (December 5, 1972)

Somebody knows but no one tells

The background story on Bob Wells

From all accounts he offered most

Yet did not get a cabinet post

That St. John’s nomination bit,

Did that have much to do with it?

Because he has such principle

The hard nosed facts we doubt he’ll spill

But why obscure him in the move

His stature such, why should he prove

Himself, already he’s done that

When for police he came to bat

And at the University

He exercised diplomacy

With board of Regents settled well

The students recent dizzy spell

In seniority he’d rank

Extremely close to veteran Ank

On Party dope he know the score

Being President in ‘64

Some Liberals had posts assigned

New PCS (Barry and Reid in mind)

The office Ottenheimer filled

Bob Wells was told he had to build

That’s odd, somehow the whole thing smells

A rotten deal was passed to Wells

If at full steam he does proceed

No post has Frank yet guaranteed

Since he’s defined most every job

He should what’s in store for Bob

Daily News Headline: (Must go to work in new jobs today) Shake-up at top of the public service


Page Thumbing (December 6, 1972)

An exercise in humor is yours if you look inside

A telephone directory, I scanned the classified

OFFICE SPORTING (that one’s cute) GROUTING NURSES too

BEAUTY BIBLES (wot are dem) FISH FLORISTS (I say phew)


BRICK BUILDING (that one’s normal) and we have BICYCLES BRICK

MOTORCYCLE MOVING (that is normal for traffic)

Here’s a term that’s new to me PHOTOGRAPHIC PHYSICIANS

In a sophisticated way are these x-ray technicians?


CARPET CITY (plushy sound) LABOUR LOANS (for mothers?)

BUILDING CABINET (Frank Moores) DATA DEPARTMENT (Others?)

EGGS ELECTRIC (hens in shock) SEWERAGE SIGNS (exciting)

TOILET TRAILERS (If you’re on the move it sounds inviting.)


PSYCHOLOGISTS RADIO (for audience persuasion)

WHITE YARD (sounds like it could be a coral for caucasians)

LUMBER MASON (not a knight) HEARING HOTELS (listen)

That’s the picture, help yourself, and see what you’ve been missin’.

Daily News Headline: (Newfoundland the worst off) 20,000 out of work


Safe Driving Week (December 7, 1972)

Safe Driving Week draws to a close

Reminders to keep on our toes

We’ve read and heard throughout each day and night

This time of year more care we need

There are some messages to heed

Some people are concerned with motorists’ plight.


Each one of us as drivers should

Interpret this as being good

And let’s remind each other of our role

How badly we feel if we maim

Someone, even though not to blame

Avoiding such should ever be our goal


If this week’s message we receive

We should not e’er find cause to grieve

If caution we keep with us all year round

Defensive driving, being alert

Ensuring that no one is hurt

Is nothing new but as advice, it’s sound.

Daily News Headline: (‘73 subsidy to exceed $1 million) Mayor hints at “different” bus system


Writing Awards (December 8, 1972)

On Monday next some people recognize

Young authors, some will get a special prize

A basic talent on which they can build

Rewarded will be by the Writers’ Guild.


A high school competition on the block

Will culminate on Monday at Woodstock

When feted will be boys and girls who showed

In basic writing they are on the road


Imaginative entries are on hand

From pupils throughout all of Newfoundland

Encouraged will their writing talents be

Whether they write in prose or poetry.

Daily News Headline: (No objections received but ...) Fleetline fare increase refused

Hockey Notes (December 11, 1972)

The tempo of a hockey game is varied move by move

The game on all the players makes demands

But it invites reaction from the first good play that’s made

Where did all the coaches come from in the stands?


The heckling aspect of the game is really worth the price

As fans quite freely their opinions state

It does relieve the tensions of the day or week just o’er

And for money paid they should participate.


The average attendance age is lowered quite a bit

Yet the music is as old as Buckley’s goat

Some updating is in order, play some tunes they recognize

Generate a happy spirit note by note.


The program music should be bright to set the mood for fans

The tempo for the action be designed

We need some changes in the music program at the games

Something the stadium could keep in mind.

Daily News Headline: Two children drown after falling through thin ice

Christmas Cheer (December 12, 1972)

The S.A. in the B.L.C.

Is quite an innovation

But they are not embarrassed ‘cause

They’re getting your donation.


In spreading ‘round the Christmas cheer

By their interpretation

Those who know “cheer” the other way

Can forfeit some libation.


Downtown, in Malls, or Liquor Stores

The chance is yours to offer

Salvation Army extra help

By putting in their coffer.


Take some percentage of your “cheer”

Help others as your able

Through S.A. may you bring to them

The message of the stable.

Daily News Headline: (It’s “unbelievable”) Voices from the moon


Paging 99,855 (December 13, 1972)

From Springdale up to Patrick, Pleasant Street is just “one way”

But a still-asleep young driver didn’t know it yesterday

He came down the street undaunted, turned up Springdale into John

Could this be a normal practice? He went non-chalantly on.


Had a car then turned up Pleasant someone may not be alive

Thanks to this Volkswagon driver, License 99,855

Why a person takes such chances, you and I can but opine

But to help the driver’s memory, time of day 8:29


There are many city drivers who got licenses outside

And they drive around quite blindly as if in the countryside

Many signs and traffic signals some quite easily confuse

But a wrong way on a “one way” is one thing we can’t excuse.

Daily News Headline: (Crisis gathering in deepsea fishery) Short on Crews, trawlers may tie up


Shopping (December 14, 1972)

Shopping! Oh, it’s changed so much

We push, elbow our way

We swear, we growl at children small

Too rushed for “time of day”


Shopping! What a hectic scene

In queues to cashiers going

It’s hard to give surprises now

With half the contents showing


Shopping! Such frustrating times

Though cars are automatic

It’s an experience getting there

And sometimes quite traumatic


Shopping! Ah, we’ve missed the point

We’ve let ourselves be taken

Caught up in the commercial bit

All reason we’ve forsaken


Shopping! What’s it all about

Selectively gift giving

To relative, close, special friends

Who make our life worth living


Shopping! Did you give it a thought

The shopper’s you, Let’s face it

Why get uptight, Relax, take time

It’s up to you to pace it.

Daily News Headline: Up they go again! (City taxes, that is)


Connections (December 15, 1972)

It is a book! “Connections” - it is here

Its contents will the test of time endure

Two students have a publication made.

Poems of worth. Author: Tom Dawe, Tom Moore.


A la Newfoundland the background theme

The project joint this week came off the press

Material original, 2nd sketches

Presented nicely, it bespeaks success.


We welcome enterprising Newfoundlanders

And compliment these two, our words sincere

They’re off the ground, we wish them pleasant flying

Some further proof there’s lots of talent here.

Daily News Headline: (Former Gander resident takes over jetliner at airport) Hijacking at Wabush airport


Christmas Week (December 18, 1972)

The final week, a stepping up in pace

Get housework done and Christmas cards in mail

Unfinished jobs, so many yet to face

Some shopping left, with hopes to catch a sale.


Check decorations, lights, find things mislaid

Put up the Christmas trees, get stocking out

Have kids repeat requests to Santa made

Christmas - their day, that’s what it’s all about.


The final week, get groceries and booze

Those special gifts, some charity work too

Skip lunch, rush back, keep up with all the news

So little time and so much left to do.

Daily News Headline: (Who owns disabled vessel?) Tossed about on Banks, Rumba limps into port

Memos To Santa (December 19, 1972)

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, I am a boy

This year I am not asking you for a toy

Something to wear will be fine if you please

Like Hockey gloves, pants, sweater, items like these

However, Santa Claus, my brother Jim

Would like it if you would bring some toys to him

He likes police cars, fire trucks, drums, things like that

He spends too much time now tormenting the cat


Santa Claus, Santa Claus, I am a girl

Please bring me a dolly with hair I can curl

And give her a wardrobe or two, if you please

I pray for your safety each night on my knees

I hope dearest Santa when you come this way

With all kinds of goodies and toys on your sleigh

You’ll make a special visit to hospitals first

And poor children also, they need it the worst.


Santa Claus, Santa Claus, I am a Dad

You are the best friend a Dad ever had

You give me such hope with your spirit so bright

With your magic everything does come out right

My children are good, but when you bring their toys

Can you think of me, cut down some of the noise

I thought I could help you by looking myself

I’ll have to depend sir on you and your elf


Santa Claus, Santa Claus, I am a Mom

Pardon the mess, you know where I come from

Yes I’m beat to a rag, I’ve been shopping all day

And picked up a few things I had on lay-away

I’ll pass on a secret, while I knock on wood

Quite honestly Santa my kids have been good

I know that you have a few tricks up your sleeve

Like the kids I look forward to each Christmas Eve.

Daily News Headline: (Rejection of wage finding urged) Pre-Xmas mail strike “unlikely”


A Christian Christmas (December 20, 1972)

How are you feeling this Christmas?

Lonely perhaps, a bit blue

Away from your home and your loved ones

Just a silent apartment and you.


Perhaps it’s a Christmas of sickness

Unable to move you may be

At home or hospital, bed-ridden

Watching someone else do the tree


Is grief your new heartache this Christmas

Creating a void in your life

Have you lost someone you loved dearly

A husband, son, daughter, a wife


Whatever the adverse conditions

The challenge is yours for to cope

Does not the birth of a Redeemer

In your heart rekindle some hope



Is this not a new inspiration

Your own Christmas gift from above

This birth of the Christ-child a symbol

Of his understanding and love


If lonely, find someone to join you

If sick, patience may be your cue

Bereaved? Even This Child was mortal

Christmas does have a message for you.

Daily News Headline: (Measles, mumps and migraines will go but) Heart, mental diseases worse by 1980 ( ...and the common cold will remain)

Christmas Miscellany (December 21, 1972)

There is excitement in the air

With people rushing everywhere

Carolers in practice sing

The church bells too in practice ring

Inside the homes much work is done

Some rediscover family fun

Outside go trees and strings of lights

To color bright the winter nights

Christmas parties are the thing

All ages take time out to swing

And feel the evening’s well spent

By sharing season merriment

Our winter really starts today

With Christmas just four days away

It will be white without a doubt

So all the kiddies can get out

And have their first exciting rides

With thanks to Santa for their slides

Daily News Headline: (Protest water rates increase) Soft drinks may go up: Beer also?


Christmas Spirit (December 22, 1972)

How welcome Christmas is to all

It motivates to high degree

We dress up, clean up, decorate

And neatly trim the Christmas tree


Of others we find time to think

True charity we somehow find

Each prejudice we set aside

Will give that much more peace of mind.


The message from the Manger crib

As life goes on will never cease

We pass it on, though paraphrased

To you much love and joy and peace.

Daily News Headline: (“Representations” to be made) Gov’t to drop baby bonus changes?


A Christmas Card (December 23, 1972)

What do I wish you for Christmas

Peace and contentment and joy

The sweet winsome smile of a daughter

The cute, idle grin of a boy.


What do I wish you for Christmas

That driving be done carefully

That caution be yours in indulging

And riding be accident free.


What do I wish you for Christmas

The emphasis where it belongs

On Christ, on your children, on Santa

On carols of old, and new songs.


What do I wish you for Christmas

That all your hopes you might fulfill

The blessings of Christ in the Manger

Serenity, love and good will.

Daily News Headline: Bitter over Vietnam, Pope demands effort towards world peace


A Christmas Card (December 27, 1972)

What do I wish you for Christmas

Peace and contentment and joy

The sweet winsome smile of a daughter

The cute, idle grin of a boy.


What do I wish you for Christmas

That driving be done carefully

That caution be yours in indulging

And riding be accident free.


What do I wish you for Christmas

The emphasis where it belongs

On Christ, on your children, on Santa

On carols of old, and new songs.


What do I wish you for Christmas

That all your hopes you might fulfill

The blessings of Christ in the Manger

Serenity, love and good will.

Daily News Headline: (Government gives in) Prices going up for 1973 autos

(Special note: this poem is a reprint of the one published on December 23. This is one of the rare instances of a reprint in the history of the Rhymes of the Times. I've included it on this website twice to preserve the experience and to include the Daily News Headline published on December 27. I have only counted this poem once in cumulative totals.)

Christmas P.S. (December 28, 1972)

Anticipation’s o’er for kids at last

Santa’s come and gone, the day is passed

The Christmas message through the land was preached

With hope that near or far all might be reached


Life didn’t change, some died and some were born

Too warm were some, more dreaded each cold morn

Some fingers shone, more bright than stars above

Engagement rings, a symbol of their love


The round of parties now is in full swing

Time for dancing, cards, charades, most anything

A season great, now that the spirit’s here

Let’s take some of it with us through next year.

Daily News Headline: (Prime area for rural development) Fears for sawmilling industry voiced


Resolution Hint (December 29, 1972)

With New Year’s just around the bend

There’s hope that we might see the end

Of non-production by the P.C. Team

If Moores would but stay put a while

At least within a country mile

He might perchance work up a head of steam.


A year is surely long enough

To call the other party’s bluff

It’s time for action, positive - their own

House sittings never scarcer were

So what if there is flying fur

That is the proper place to pick a bone


If resolutions are to be

Made soon for 1973

The top one should be - don’t procrastinate

Though Frankie likes to have his fling

We’re anxious that he do his thing

His thing right now should be to legislate.

Daily News Headline: (Bay d’Espoir line down in vicious sleet storm) BLACKOUT (... but for Holyrood thermal plant)


Year's End (December 30, 1972)

It is low tide again

in the cycle of life.

The sands of time are bared,

exposing the memories

of the fading year.

Many bright objects reflect

in the sun of imagination,

tangible and intangible,

signifying rewards, successes,

achievements, acquisitions.

Other objects compensate

in dimension

what they lack in lustre –

rejections, disappointments,

failures, losses.

Somewhere in between a legion

of miscellaneous memories

await instant recall.

The old year ebb tide

soon to give its last swish

on the shore of life

will be overlapped by the waves

of excitement, hope,

anticipation and optimism

of an effervescent New Year

May the rising tide carry for you

an abundance of joy, courage,

peace and love.


God Bless.


Daily News Headline: (Ate human flesh ... “felt like Christians) “God wanted us to live” declares crash survivor

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