Rhymes of the Times
by Nish Collins

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January 1973

Impaired Drivers (January 3, 1973)

Nice yesterday, quite mild, a spring-like day

No trouble driving, all your windows clear

But frost just took a break, it will be back

Then watch the auto demons reappear.


Each year around this time in scores they’re found

They are those motorists, some whom you know

Who hop into the car, rev up, take off

With impaired vision on their way they go.


They can’t wait for the windshield to defrost

They scrape a peephole, straight ahead to see

Back windows full of frost and snow remain

As do the side ones - lazy as can be


But vision poor invites an accident

To one’s judgement the effect is adverse

Accidents are bad enough, with caution

But careless peephole drivers make it worse.

Daily News Headline:  (City psychiatrist declares death penalty promotes murder) WHY NOT MERCY KILLING TOO?


Untitled (January 4, 1973)

St. George’s Court Apartments link the present with the past

Up there you’ll find a spirit that is fading all too fast

They have captured all the essence of a small community

And have friendly get-togethers that are like an old time spree.


On Tuesday night, the 2nd, such a party went ahead

The “bring your basket” goodies when displayed made quite a spread

On the notice board the invite in poetic form did state

There’s a Christmas party Tuesday, everyone participate


That they did in goodly number, one spry gent was 82

Quite a patriotic native, he put in his point of view

In one group of small discussions that all ‘round were taking place

And the art of conversation animated every face


Music of the home-made flavour, as accordions were played

Saw some expertise in dancing to put moderns in the shade

What a happy group of people, chatting gaily, having fun

Such a get-together spirit-bless - them each and everyone.

Daily News Headline:  (Parliament meets today) Liberal minority in hands of NDP


Booze News (January 5, 1973)

All Newfoundlanders who can drink are heaving a big sigh

The price of booze is shocking, boys, enough to make you cry

Jamaican rum that’s bottled here, Big Dipper and our Screech

The biggest hike in years received, 75 cents each.


Canadian distillers stock the shaft it seems did get

The imports, with exceptions few, are not affected yet

Which leaves it to the common Joe to grin and bear the hike

But crafty Newfoundlanders have their way to show dislike


The beer is next to get the dart, the last straw that will be

In back rooms now some will set up their own distillery

Home brews will on the increase be, there’ll be more homemade booze

The net result of next year’s sales the Government will lose.


We’ll have to make spruce beer again, dog and blueberry wine

There will be much experiment, and most will turn out fine

The odd one will be caught of course, a calculated risk

But government will need the dough with business not so brisk


A toast then to the Government, who at the present reign

For jacking up the vodka, cognacs, whiskies, rums, champagne

You’re boosting the boot leggers and encouraging home brew

But we all know the Moonshine Can is really nothing new.

Daily News Headline:  (Lewis pledges to support Trudeau) Clearly, it’s his cup of tea (Gov’t could last days, weeks, months)


A Christmas Tour (January 8, 1973)

St. John’s and outskirts in the night

Is really quite a pretty sight

Much trouble people took to decorate

You’ll be surprised what streets you’ve found

When you go out to look around

And through new sub-divisions navigate.


The Christmas spirit did take o’er

And this year people did much more

With outdoor trees and multi-colored lights

Cribs, and carollers of cheer

Santa Claus and his reindeer

Are part of this year’s many pretty sights.


Before the lights are taken down

Take time to take a trip around

And here is something special you can do

Check with some older folks you know

Ask them if they would like to go

And share with them your company and the view.

Daily News Headline: (Why don’t you come and get me?) Shooting spree leaves 10 dead, 11 wounded


Red and Blue (January 9, 1973)

The cutting of a special plate

For all the men who legislate

Will single politicians out it’s true

No tickets now will they collect

Police can easily detect

The politician’s car with figures blue.


The rest of us will have instead

White license plates with figures red

And these are non-reflectorized as well

It does not make much sense at all

To keep garages on the ball

And then this piece of metal to us sell.


Though cost is less we pay the same

For that which from the mainland came

Yet locally the product could be made

Home industry should get the nod

But didn’t, which was very odd

A move which can be labelled retrograde.

Daily News Headline: (Number of gunmen still alive remains a mystery) Snipers disappear (Shooting from another building unconfirmed)


Ah-h-h Choo-o-o (January 10, 1973)

Long john weather

Wrap up time

In this rather extreme clime

Noses dripping

Spurts of cough

From school and work people are off.


Snuffy feeling

Dizzy head

Being confined to home and bed

When these symptoms

Come to you

You’re a victim of the flu.

Daily News Headline: (Government reverses decision) HAWKES BAY SAWMILL WILL OPEN


Spinsters (January 11, 1973)

What’s an old maid? Have you asked yourself that?

Does the name bring a smile? Do you think of a cat

Or some pet of her choice? Is that all you can see?

Should it be you are more to be pitied than she.


She is somebody’s daughter, a sister no doubt

Who has nieces and nephews she likes to help out

The choice may be hers not to marry perhaps

If close friends were ill-treated by “no good” type chaps


Some are apt to condemn that she isn’t a wife

They’re your standards, not hers, perhaps she has seen life

In a much different way. She may once have been thrilled

By young love but her boyfriend just died or got killed


Some were jilted we know and with broken hearts live

And will never again ever totally give

Of themselves, but their love other ways they can show

A fine group of ladies, the stigma should go.

Daily News Headline: (Linerboard mill affair) Government lied, charges Roberts

Taxi, Taxi (January 12, 1973)

Taxi talk is now the timely topic

The trend of traffic tends to tell the tale

Drivers deftly dodging all directions

Suggest the pace seems somewhat like a snail.


Quite adamant is Antle in asserting

The total taxi fleet can take the fares

Wonder where he got those words of wisdom

Consensus of cab callers - no one cares.


Courtesy cab drivers could consider

They stop mid-street to settle up the score

The rider runs the risk of being run over

The driver digs the dough but not the door.


Cab conditions can become chaotic

But drivers must live with it, lump or like

Sell yourself, your service, satisfaction

Before you have the heart to seek a hike.


The traffic trials still will be terrific

Much more taxis must get on the move

Check with Council, clarify the clutter

Get with it guys, you’re just not in the groove.

Daily News Headline: (“Substantial” increase promised) Aged pensions going up


Family Sport (January 15, 1973)

This old style winter is a joy

For every active girl and boy

Yesterday ideal was the day

Moms and Dads with children went

And many happy moments spent

As on the slopes and ponds they chose to play.


Both young and old had quite a lark

As thick as flies at Bowring Park

Confederation slopes were also filled

Burton’s Pond, a favourite site

And Kent’s heard echoes of delight

While hundreds out at Kenny’s Pond were thrilled.


From tots to grandmas, it’s a fact

The Quidi Vidi did attract

Skaters, sliders, players - in a throng

In colors bright, until sunset

When movement was in silhouette

One extra treat the days are getting long.

Daily News Headline: (USAF lease renewed) $10 million a year impact on Goose Bay


Inflation (January 16, 1973)

Up goes the oil

Up goes the gas

There’s something going up each week

Up items in

The grocery line

We’re slowly going up the creek


Up taxes

So it is proposed

Up with the cost of living, right?

Unless it is

Curtailed a bit

We’ll all be getting too uptight


Upward the cost

Of services

Up soft drinks up tea in a cup

It is enough

To get you down

With so much on the up and up.

Daily News Headline: (Job for a pied piper) Rats, rats, rats in the East End


Cab Capers (January 17, 1973)

The taximen can’t seem to get together

In recent days two factions have appeared

Ern Antle didn’t know of Monday’s meeting

And he’s president, it’s time the air was cleared.


If the taxicab Inspector heard about it

Surely every taximan would have the word

And the president not knowing of the meeting

To me is tantamount to being absurd.


If meetings had been held with full discussion

The rift was there at least to some degree

Unless they get together taxi drivers

May well be jobless, compliments of DREE


If metrobus gets those neat little shelters

Satinskas has proposed, no one would care

If people are assured they’ll wait in comfort

They’ll take the bus and save the taxi fare.

Daily News Headline: (Speculate on Friday deadline) South Vietnamese say Nixon ready to declare ceasefire


Paging Volunteers (January 18, 1973)

Contact makes a plea we invite you to heed

In community life it is filling a need

To the lonely, confused, those in need of a hand

It is there, staffed with people who do understand


To function completely it too needs more aid

To help it cope with the commitments it made

Priority is to have telephones manned

And have a continuous program as planned.


All volunteer workers does contact comprise

And at this point in time on your service relies

If you can assist when some time you have free

Please phone 726-6153.

Daily News Headline: Andras gets tough with UIC abusers


Crime (January 19, 1973)

Our city is growing, it’s now about time

We gave some attention to organized crime

The small operators their pittances get

But there are organizers I venture to bet.


The stealing of batteries nightly would seem

To be by design, a most definite scheme

Car stealing, those break and entries, and such

Are too often happening costing too much.


The bigger the city before it’s too late

An increase in crime we should anticipate

Strict law enforcement, being up with the times

Should be a deterrent to organized crimes.

Daily News Headline: (Bowater deal is off) Kruger might build a mill (... instead of buying a half interest)


Week of Prayer (January 22, 1973)

As we begin this day, this week

From you directions will we seek

That only wisely we may speak

O Lord teach us to pray


This universal week of prayer

Invites all peoples everywhere

A Christian attitude to share

O Lord teach us to pray


May we be able to restrain

Ourselves from utterance profane

Bring dignity to speech again

O Lord teach us to pray


May charity in word and deed

Be fruitful if we plant the seed

And practising the Christian creed

O Lord teach us to pray.

Daily News Headline: Botwood’s ice aches could mean economic boon for Argentia


Untitled (January 23, 1973)

With Minor Hockey Week being here

Up goes a very lusty cheer

For all participants in this great sport

The boys who play with all their heart

The Moms and Dads who do their part

The sponsors who give it their full support.


The background people do so much

The coaches, managers and such

Officials who keep tabs of time and score

Radio, press and TV

Promote it to a high degree

Each year seems better than the one before


The message to each Dad and Mum

“Take your boy to the Stadium”

Is more than just a cliché, for it means

Encouragement by presence there

And showing children that you care

How each of them toward the future leans.

Daily News Headline: 36th U.S. President L.B.J. is dead


Reading (January 23, 1973)

In visiting the different schools

I’ve made an observation

That is a sad reflection

On one phase of education


In elementary school or high

Some read with hesitation

Not knowing meaning of some words

And less of derivation


More emphasis is now being placed

On reading as foundation

Unless this basic has been learned

There goes one’s education


The language in which we converse

Or write, we choose to mention

Should be developed through the years

It warrants more attention.

Daily News Headline: PEACE BREAKS OUT IN VIETNAM


Ye Olde St. John's (January 25, 1973)

A good point made by William Ryan

Who makes his living by design

That old St. John’s may soon be gobbled up

By complexes that are proposed

Arterial route on us imposed

Maybe more if someone read the City’s cup


No one I suppose will ever know

Why we let the Post Office go

There was a structure ever so unique

Some made perhaps a little squawk

No action thought, just lots of talk

No demonstrations then we were too weak


In this let’s not procrastinate

But be alert, before too late

To save what’s left of old St. John’s per se

Some preservation there must be

Of links with past, our history

Progress is fine but what price must we pay.

Daily News Headline: (They’re afraid to test it) ABORTION PILL may cause deformed babies


Legalize Lotteries (January 29, 1973)

Once again we make a plea

To have a local lottery

So many major ones enjoy success

From all the province comes support

For sweeps for hospitals or sport

Where profits go is anybody’s guess.


Let’s take the shield down from our eyes

Home lotteries to legalize

The province could some goodly profits make

Our civic governments perhaps

Could put some projects under wraps

If they through lotteries some dough could make.


The buyer isn’t too intent

On how the money’s being spent

He gambles when good prizes are at stake

It’s just as well to legalize

The ticket addict always buys

The profits good, so little risk to take.

Daily News Headline: (Ceasefire signed but ...) KILLING GOES ON


Images (January 30, 1973)

It’s an everyday game in which thousands take part

If you’re on the phone, see what we mean

An image you conjure from voices you hear

Of people you haven’t yet seen.


You can picture the person in some special way

Certain height, how he’s dressed, color hair

But meeting the party in real living flesh

The images just don’t compare.


He’s a radio voice, or the name is in print

It’s the game, you can picture him so

But in confrontation it’s not quite the same

That old image you had has to go.


It is likewise with character images too

You judge just on hearsay alone

The picture that’s true you may not recognize

Treat each one as if it were your own.

Daily News Headline: (Capital punishment debate) Destroy “mad dogs”


Curtailing The Curs (January 31, 1973)

St. John’s is gone to the dogs. Agreed?

Yes, you and I know it’s true

The mongrels doggone it are on the loose

What do we propose to do?


Too many have dogs who can’t provide

The food that they need, or space

So off on the prowl go uncared for mutts

It’s a problem we have to face.


S.P.C.A. has a part to play

Or neglect of dogs condone

The role of the Council is plain as well

With both we will pick a bone.


Collecting the canines a start will be

In packs they are goin’ around

Since they’re on the loose they will not be missed

Busy days to the dog compound!

Daily News Headline: (Hold on to that chain, Mr. Mayor!) Looks like DOROTHY’S A-COMIN’

February 1973

Compulsory Insurance (February 1, 1973)

Time now to roll out the barrel

And three cheers for Dr. Tom Farrell

If he follows with conviction what he says

This we’ve often advocated

But the powers procrastinated

Now it looks as if they’re seeing through the haze.


P.L. and P.D. is muddy

Farrell says it’s under study

And some input from Justice Department seeks

Beyond shadow of the steeple

Get some input from the people

With results to come not months away but weeks.


Do pursue it we exhort you

All the public will support you

Mandatory laws too long are overdue

P.L. and P.D. is needed

Make it law, and have it heeded

Dr. Farrell, now the onus is on you.

Daily News Headline: (Tie-breaking vote gives downtown complex okay) Dissenters panicked, Mayor declares


Will Dorothy Do It? (February 2, 1973)

Dorothy is turning on the scanners

Inferring that as Mayor she may try it

She now must get some signals from the public

And since Wyatt isn’t quiet, will they buy it?


One trend of thought is that she’s politicing

But hasn’t she through all her term been vocal

Keeping us informed of Council’s doings

Prodding Ottawa’s big wheels as well as local


Frank Duff Moores on universal suffrage

Agreed with her, in it he too sees merit

And Dorothy adds color to the meetings

In speech, and dress (as only she can wear it)


She strikes me as a non red-tape type person

Who honestly is concerned with the voter

Experience has given her incentive

A simple case of revving up the motor.

Daily News Headline: 3 TURR-HUNTERS MISSING (Left Quidi Vidi in open boat)


Mid-Winter (February 5, 1973)

Candlemas Day has come and gone

A beautiful day from the crack of dawn

You recall I’m sure if it’s fair and fine

“The worst of the winter is left behind”


If it should be a cliché to heed

The prospect is really quite good indeed

Folks bicker this winter is cold and long

Still it’s not too late for to come on strong


There’s one thing presently not too nice

The threatening thought of the Arctic ice

Which will keep temperatures down so low

Our shares in the oil business will grow


One consolation, one ray of hope

As through the long winter’s days we grope

This month will seemingly quickly go

In fifth day now, twenty three to go.

Daily News Headline: (DOROTHY SLAMS TOW-AWAY REGULATION) ‘Insane law’

victimizes city drivers


White Cane Week (February 6, 1973)

Her step was steady, fast the gait

She did quite well to navigate

In areas where cars would park

For she was walking in the dark.


She does this time and time again

With trust in her slight walking cane

A white one, it’s the folding kind

Which is a trademark of the blind.


We do not know if she can sense

We marvel at her confidence

Hearing, touch to high degree

She uses since she cannot see.


When next you see with cane of white

A person who’s bereft of sight

Say hi as you walk side by side

You’re always welcome as a guide.

Daily News Headline: (NO WORD ON LABRADOR WEST) C.B.C. ready to give Goose Bay network T.V.


Of Paramount Importance (February 7, 1973)

If all things come to those who wait

Then some there are who’ll celebrate

The Paramount at last is closed

Since Famous Players have imposed

So much on movie fans so long

And though reaction has been strong

They show how little that they care

By bringing in the cheapest fare.

While this may be their right to give

To some fans, an alternative

Should be provided constantly

So that those with a family

Can take with them their girl or boy

Without embarrassment, enjoy

A drama, comedy, or such

For sure that isn’t asking much.

But no, the are beyond advice

When good shows come up goes the price

And season tickets don’t apply

We take it all, I wonder why.

The roof is off, a big surprise

Let’s hope it opens many eyes.

Daily News Headline: (Inquiry told file disappeared) Record of Neary’s special requests missing


Honest Hearings (February 8, 1973)

The O’Dea Commission on liquor store lease

Was straight from the shoulder, an elegant piece

Of honest assessment, inviting discussion

Bill Marshall is evidence of repercussion.


The Bell Island hearings are coming on strong

Some spending was questioned, did Neary do wrong

Successor Tom Hickey set up an enquiry

Developed by reason of both being so fiery.


It’s very refreshing, integrity showing

A real good direction in which to be going

Amazing indeed are such moments of truth

More excitement ahead in the Story of Ruth.

Daily News Headline: (Adams has “no argument” with Stirling on financial deal) THE PRICE WE HAD TO PAY for downtown complex


Local Playwrights (February 9, 1973)

Delightful, delightful, so glad CBC’s

Producing plays like “Will you take a seat please”

It’s author is Geraldine Rubia who

Although handicapped makes the day brighter for you.

We liked the few characters who made her play

So real, all so credible in every way

In humor quite wealthy, it seems everyone

Who heard the play found it a barrel of fun

If more local writers can have their plays aired

They’ll stand up to any playwrights when compared

It’s great CBC has a wide open door

To producer, the author, the cast, let’s have more.

Daily News Headline: (Gander in “complete chaos”) Liberals demand Collins resign

In Business (February 12, 1973)

This working session of the House

Is heralded by storm

Perhaps an indication of

How members will perform


We do expect some sessions hot

And humor’s not the thing

To emphasize, but rather we

Should see some governing.


Effective opposition should

A worthwhile session make

Forget the smaller issues

More important ones at stake

Daily News Headline: (Liberal House leader declares) Gov’t would quit over budget defeat


Young Drivers (February 13, 1973)

The driving school course at Gonzaga

Comprehensive and quite well designed

Should graduate qualified drivers

On which often we’ve spoken our mind.


Apart from their normal alertness

The students will have pointed out

The risks they are sure to encounter

And how some of them come about.


They’ll be more perceptive that’s certain

Safety uppermost in their mind

When they get their license for driving

A better class motorist we’ll find.

Daily News Headline: No price controls yet


House Decorum (February 14, 1973)

James Morgan should be totally supported

In his quest for dignity in house debate

By squelching at the outset the name calling

More decorum should House of Assembly rate.


This street brawl type of language is disgusting

As we didn’t vote to witness argument

If unchallenged vulgarisms next will follow

In arguments will all the time be spent


Mature discussion, pros and cons put forward

Good proposals and rebuttals we expect

But to juvenile behaviours from the members

And the name calling and such, we quite object.

Daily News Headline: (Three service stations blamed) “Inspected” autos not safe


Adams Arrogance (February 15, 1973)

The complex situation appears complex

Some aspects of it being quite absurd

Who gives the right to Mayor William Adams

To refuse people chances to be heard


Elected by taxpayers it’s his duty

To let them know precisely what is planned

The courtesy of giving them a hearing

Would minimize doubts when they understand


One wonders why the Mayor is excited

Why so uptight? Why shouldn’t people ask

The details of the changes in the complex,

The right is theirs to now take him to task.


What Joey was at the provincial level

The St. John’s mayor seems more like each day

The complex in itself has lots of merit

Its presentation shouldn’t be this way.

Daily News Headline: (“Unfair competition” for dentists?) Gov’t speakers doubtful about legalization of denturists


Harbour View (February 16, 1973)

“The new hotel on Water Street that Crosbies goin’ to build

There’s people knocking that, me son, I thinks they should be thrilled

I heard all kinds of arguments, some old ones, some are new

But foolishest I heard so far, it’s goin’ to spoil the view.”


“You’re so right, Uncle Jake, like lots of people said to me

Beyond LeMarchant Road they never could look out to sea

And the people on the lower side of streets built in between

Were never heard to boast about the harbour view they’d seen.”


“It’s this way, Jimmy b’y, in early days it meant a lot

The wharves were there, the schooners, ice, and some things I forgot

But that’s all gone, and concrete is replacing what we knew

The harbour you can’t see much of, Southside is what you view.”


“Yes, Uncle Jake, I noticed that, and this occurs to me

It does not represent the population density

Losing the view is not a valid point, it would appear

But other ones we’ll talk about when next I meet you here.”

Daily News Headline: (Exports restricted) OIL SHORTAGE looming for Canada


Talk Of The Day (February 19, 1973)

“Where were we, oh yes, now I know, the complex that was it

Some people thinks it’s out of place, it isn’t goin’ to fit,

I guess they’ll squeeze ‘er in there though, 8 stories from the street

And 12 more smaller ones on top to make ‘er more complete.”


“Oh Uncle Jake you know it all, the fiction and the facts

How do you think the City will fare out in getting tax?”

“Best kind, me son, for right away they stand to get a lot

And after that as things get goin’ more money in the pot.”


“Immediately then you say they’ll get 200 grand

And secondary benefits too, it’s hard to understand

Why people knock a deal like that, and much to my surprise

They’re all so apt to jump down on the local enterprise.”


“Well that’s OK me little man, it keeps them in their place

You might say they are catching on, and stepping up the pace

They missed the shopping centres - Sobeys, K-Mart, Zellers came,

Investing money made on us, they’re now back in the game.”


“You got it figured Uncle Jake, I guess you’re pretty cute

Think they’ll make some money on that new arterial route?”

“The way I sees that one, I won’t be too far off the mark

Out of town buses to CN will come, they pay to park.”

Daily News Headline: (Steel mill to close in two weeks) Workers feel they’ve been betrayed


The Daffodil Campaign (February 20, 1973)

The daffodil, a flower of spring, a ray of hope

With joy bursts forth pushing aside the winter’s day

Then sunshine-kissed, each in its turn in flower beds bloom

With warming breezes stand, with pride, in full array.


How fitting that for cancer cause this symbol stands

To those so marked much optimism it conveys

The Daffodil Campaign now on until March two

In its objectives is deserving of our praise.


Cancer Society and you in battle join

This dread disease with all dispatch to put to flight

Research and education are our allies strong

That future for the cancer stricken may be bright.

Daily News Headline: (Taxes reduced) (Pensions increased) (More money for poor provinces) SUGAR PLUM BUDGET

On Denturists (February 21, 1973)

Denturists from their underground

Came up to see the light of day

And public admiration have

For sacrificial expose.


Rebuttal from the dentists group

Accented health, not profit talk

But prices would have stayed sky high

If those denturists didn’t squawk.


In poor taste prosecutions made

Against those men of certain skill

Let’s recognize denturists, or

Initiative we’ll surely kill.


If there are merits in the claim

High prices should be put to flight

Then there are merits in their skills

May legislation put it right.

Daily News Headline: (Charges police funds mis-spent) Where did the money go?


The Brighter Side (February 22, 1973)

While Corner Brook is digging out

And Port aux Basques has snowdrifts high

Spring weather favours the east coast

The city streets are bare and dry.


Galoshes have been cast aside

In brighter spirits people walk

The lifting off of winter’s weight

Is being reflected in our talk.


Some speak of building a new home

Vacation plans do others make

How welcome all the cheerful thoughts

As weatherman gives us a break.

Daily News Headline: AIRLINER SHOT DOWN, 74 DIE (Pilot refused Israeli order to land)


Farewell To Bishop A.L. Penney (February 23, 1973)

“He must increase,” a motto of great challenge

Bishop Penney’s choice as he proceeds

To Grand Falls diocese, with Papal blessing

In name of God to serve the faithful needs.


Though short in stature, tall he stands among us

A priest of effervescence, strength and vim

Endowed as well with sparkling sense of humor

Which attributes draw people close to him.


On Wednesday past concelebrated service

The nucleus of a farewell was made

His Grace, and Chairman of the Parish Council

To his zeal both splendid tributes paid.


The Mercy School reception was informal

A hearty handshake, breezy quips and such

One simple comment summed it up so neatly

“So glad he’ll never lose the common touch.”


And that’s the message of his priestly office

Togetherness in spirit, love and peace

From St. John the Baptist he has borrowed wisely

A prescription for our times “He must increase.”

Daily News Headline: Record February rain swamps city


Where Justice, Are You? (February 26, 1973)

Justice! Have you gone? Have you deserted?

With social conscience are you not allied?

Does flagrantly parading a discretion

Now make it right? Has it before been tried?


Justice! Are you silenced by the powers?

No action Welfare Officers O’erpaid

Yet unemployed even through honest error

By law are bound ‘til retribution made


Justice! You still there? What of the vultures

Whose buildings were exorbitant in rent

Liquor dispensing outlets cost us plenty

We purchased them. How has thy will been bent.


Justice? Fines for crimes are not consistent

You need a checkup, quite an overhaul

What of executive remuneration

Paying Peters could be that we’re robbing Paul

Daily News Headline: (TURNED DOWN ON FARE INCREASE, SO...) CN adds “blue days” and gets same result


Festival Fantasy (February 27, 1973)

One, and two, and three ... and play

I mustn’t forget that forte


One-half, two-half, three-half, four

Behind me there are thirteen more


It’s over now and I feel great

You’re kidding! I made 88.


I still don’t really understand

Kiwanis have it so well planned


So many classes to fit in

From choral groups to violin


And these adjudicators, whew!

They seem to have so much to do


And yet they tell us all in turn

How to improve while we still learn


And all our teachers through the year

Who helped prepare us need a cheer


Our parents interest too is great

They’re glad that we participate


12,000 people, that’s a lot

Oh goodness, I almost forgot


I’m on again, our choir this time

Is every one as busy as I’m?

Daily News Headline: IT’S THAT MAN AGAIN (Shaheen to build 2nd refinery, triple the size of No. 1)


Glad Tidings IV (February 28, 1973)

When one sees a house with a name such as that

There must be a story behind it

The welcome was warm as the door opened wide

And we knew in short order we’d find it.


Here Reverent Lester L. Burry resides

And true to United tradition

Upon his retirement selected a name

Reflecting his pastoral mission.


Now Glad Tidings I was the name of the boat

Of missionary people before him.

But it was condemned, so that Glad Tidings II

Dedicated in Twillingate, bore him.


In June ‘31 he to Labrador went

Northwest River the seat of his mission

A boat was essential to spread the good word

On a coast where the mainstay was fishin’


He wore out one boat and another was built

For the need was there obviously

Dedicated in Lewisporte this vessel was

And they named her the Glad Tidings III.


Hamilton Inlet and areas close

For 26 years saw him moor

His mission complete he’s in harbour at last

On London Street, Glad Tidings IV.

Daily News Headline: SCHOOLS LIKE PRISONS (Prominent educator says dropout rate is tragic!!!)

March 1973

'73 Citizen of the Year (March 1, 1973)

She sweetly answered “Thank you, it’s exciting”

When we with other voices added cheers

And in appreciating all the honor

Was quick to speak of all the volunteers


It’s typical of persons so selected

They recognize the role that others play

But the energies and talents of such people

Inspire those whom they contact every day


As Margot Reid with phone in hand was chatting

“Goodbye my darlings”, casually she called

“A very patient and devoted husband

And family”, she says, “helped above all”.


This lady represents so many people

Devoted to the cause of others need

The Jaycees choice this year was so deserving

Our compliments to them, and MARGOT REID.

Daily News Headline: No shame in MacLean


Farewell To Ayres (March 2, 1973)

The Ayre & Sons building is getting the dart

Both inside and out it is coming apart

Some sidewalk construction is being prepared

So traffic will not be too greatly impaired.

The roar of the chain saw, the sledge hammer’s blow

Are signs that surprisingly quickly will go

Out of sight one of Water Street’s stores of renown

Have a last look, it will soon crumble down

The lot will be vacant for but a short time

Watch slowly but surely Atlantic Place climb

In no time the spot new appearance will don

St. John’s is progressing, the complex is on.

Daily News Headline: (Pilot ate the flesh of dead nurse) He thought he would die


22nd Kiwanis Music Festival (March 5, 1973)

Now that the Festival has reached conclusion

There must have been some moments of confusion

Yet Kiwanians kept all under control

To ensure complete success their major goal.


Participation set new precedents

Both for quality or people and events

Festival stars performed three weekend nights

Beneath the Arts and Culture twinkling lights.


Performance calibre was quite outstanding

On all participants was most demanding

Scores of hours so many people spent

Earnestly practicing for each event.


As years go on more evidence one sees

Of confidence increasing by degrees

Above all, participation is the thing

Whether one can play an instrument, or sing


Michael Donnan, although not a native son

Earned the Rose Bowl, and much warm applause he won

The spirit of the festival was great

Three big cheers for all who did participate

Daily News Headline: Inexperience contributed to crash


Controversial Crosswalks (March 6, 1973)

Last week at City Council when Al Andrews had the floor

The plight of some railroaders he did hasten to outpour

Just at the foot of Hutchings where the railroaders would cross

The crosswalk is being shifted, which will be an awful loss.


Up by the Railway station the new crosswalk will be found

So advised Mr. Andrews, as he started to expound

I feverishly shined my specs, and just as I had feared

Someone stole Andrews’ crosswalks, both of them had disappeared.


The lines of Hutchings crosswalk disappeared through winter wear

It’s too early yet for painting, so the other one’s not there

In checking time and distance, there’s a minute margin, true

Some people must think Al, their pal, has nothing else to do.

Daily News Headline: Slum landlords hit (Bill marks end to tenant abuse)


Untitled (March 7, 1973)

Today the journey begins

That voluntary, unheralded, spiritual journey

into the recesses of the soul.

Thousands will take it with you,

yet your paths may never cross.

The vastness of the unexplored loom large,

frightening to some,

yet evasiveness gives no answers.

The forty day trek through cavernous time

opens out to a brilliant new vista of hope,

enlightenment and joy.

the introspective route has its own reward.

Sombre faces have left the scene

No longer do we publicly list our self denials.

Church approach has changed

from mandatory to optional.


The onus is personal

the mission, individual

the challenge, greater

the outcome, rewarding.


Lent is here.

We have a spiritual invitation

to add a new dimension to our lives

respond to others needs

allow for others’ sensitivities

admit one’s faults

correct them

be sincere, honest, understanding.

Lent may not come for you again.

Bon voyage.

Daily News Headline: (Report says project can be worthwhile) Errors cost taxpayers extra $1.5 million for Blackhead renewal


Education Week (March 8, 1973)

Education is a part of daily living

Every day each one of us learns something new

This week’s emphasis is on school preparation

Open houses to display what students do.


Our complex way of life has changed the standards

Innovations in curriculi appear

Yet student variables are so many

A total program’s difficult to gear.


For student’s sake we must look at incentives

What motivates him? How does he perform?

What are his aptitudes? his special leaning?

Is he obliged to stay within the norm.


It’s a challenge to devoted educators

Ever searching to improve the students lot

It’s thinking week inviting our involvement

It’s a story where we all share in the plot.

Daily News Headline: (Land scarce, contractors desperate) Building lots up to $15,000


It Depends On The Mood Of The Day (March 9, 1973)

Frankie exploded and verbally burst

The Evening Telegram faring out worst

His thoughts came out second, the words coming first

It was done in the mood of the day.


Shaheen still shows he has power to enhance

For his “Second Coming” is in Come by Chance

We’ll never know all the behind the scenes slants

It was done in the mood of the day.


Frankie needs administration that’s strong

His Assistants (Executives) singing his song

The question: Will all of them last, and how long

Were they picked in the mood of the day.


Re Media, Frank admits acting in haste

Will he someday admit Shaheen deal in poor taste

Or executive costs were a bit of a waste

It depends on the mood of the day.

Daily News Headline: HUGE INCREASE FORECAST IN TAXING AND SPENDING (Scrap present tax systems, report advises)

Sharing (March 12, 1973)

To tears reluctantly he gave

And though he acted very brave

The quivered lip betrayed his feelings deep

The kittens five he loved so much

Used to play with and to touch

In one day disappeared, how could he sleep.


For mother cat he heaved a sigh

He didn’t like to hear the cry

But then he saw the bright side to it all

By sharing those five little joys

With other little girls and boys

So glad that they had new homes after all.


Age seven is a tender year

When things you love just disappear

So many things you can’t yet comprehend

Yet that’s how little people learn

With something new at every turn

Things young and cute like kittens they befriend.

Daily News Headline: CITY EMPLOYEES’ STRIKE AVERTED


Public Speaking (March 13, 1973)

Education Week is over and it seems a bit absurd

We only then hear emphasis placed on the spoken word

In contests oratorical young speakers take their part

Delivering with drama what they have learned off by heart.


Everyone should study speaking, both prepared and off the cuff

Once a year for special programs isn’t nearly quite enough

If we would prepare our students for the goals within their reach

Let’s switch emphasis a little, putting more on public speech.


Our society is vocal, and if they want to be heard

Then they should be well backgrounded in the worthwhile spoken word

They should first become good readers, reading critically too

In the area of speaking there’s a lot that schools can do.

Daily News Headline: Climate of fear among workers (Impulse guaranteed and annual income Commons told)


ERCO Cutback (March 14, 1973)

So Erco’s putting on the squeeze

But is it all that drastic

The operating costs are up

Their budget not elastic


Among the fairer things we note

They’ve cut administration

People in management go too

To work out the equation.


Pollution’s not an issue now

But costing of production

Austerity must take its course

A management instruction


The government is powerless here

Free enterprise is reigning

But hopefully the workers soon

Their jobs will be regaining.

Daily News Headline: What price for nine more seats? (Rural areas will pay says Connors)


Seal Fishery (March 15, 1973)

The fanfare that St. John’s once knew surrounding Water Street

This time of year no longer is, we have no sealing fleet

The flags and bunting, blaring horns, the crowds that made the scene

Are now just notes for history, the sealer a hasbeen


Reports of sighting patches with excitement were received

When stowaways were found some anxious parents were relieved

At sealing time as well the Model Sweep was on the go

With ads in daily papers for black X or a red O.


These would be the key letters to complete the alphabet

With a cash prize worth collecting if one camp up with a set

The mood was real exciting both for real and phantom fleets

Reaching quite a fever pitch when flippers sold on city streets.

Daily News Headline: (McLean issue again) Limit House immunity?


Paddy's Day (March 16, 1973)

Tomorrow celebrations start for wearers of the green

Who hail that Paddy’s Day for them is on March seventeen

Yet they’ll go through the weekend and have Monday off as well

They’ll live it up on that day too, they’re Irish, what the hell.


The good old Saint of Ireland, Patrick was his Christian name

Has stood the test of ages and has not lost any fame

He drove the snakes from Ireland and he made Church history

As through use of simple shamrock he explained the Trinity


The coming of St. Patrick’s Day was once a great event

For Roman Catholics it meant a midway break through Lent

Now there are no restrictions, dances, parties still go on

Yet Paddy’s Day is welcomed like the crack of early dawn.


There’ll be many local concerts, Kathleen Hayes will have her play

And radios will carry Irish music through the day

We’ll hear the songs of Erin, all their music, jigs and reels

All the weekend party-goers will be kicking up their heels.

Daily News Headline: (Firefighters’ negotiations today) 27,000 workers seek higher wages


The Crystal Ball (March 19, 1973)

I gazed into my crystal ball

And pushed ahead the clock

I saw the Crosbie complex

Operate the CN dock


I gazed into my crystal ball

As Councillor I sat

A lady mayor in the chair

Her name, I think. Wyatt


I gazed into my crystal ball

Frank Moores had left the scene

John Crosbie had in business gone

With one John M. Shaheen


I gazed into my crystal ball

A new election saw

Wells - Liberal, and Wells - P.C.

Led parties to a draw


I gazed into my crystal ball

And saw the harbour blocked

Oil riggers and supply ships were

Lined up to Crosbie’s dock


I gazed into my crystal ball

Arterial was done

West enders had been all cleared out

The skyscrapers had won.

Daily News Headline: (Mundy Pond renewal scheme) Plan moving houses at more than their value


Boost To Backbenchers (March 20, 1973)

For those who had complaints about

The size of Frankie’s cabinet

He took it all with grain of salt

And finds solution with no sweat.


He had to somehow justify

What he knew he should not have done

So there is a proposal now

To boost the seats to fifty one.


This means backbenchers will once more

House of Assembly dominate

But any nincompoop can tell

By then it will be far too late.


While cabinet is at its peak

All big decisions will be made

An Emmy though to actor Frank

For acting so well his charade.

Daily News Headline: (Fished bodies out from) MASS OF FLAMES

Florence Grant Barbour (March 21, 1973)

Her column in the Daily News reads “Through the Kitchen Door”

No hint at all this lady is so rich in fact and lore

As to be the latest author with a book on the newsstand

“Memories of Life on the Labrador and in Newfoundland.”


Romance, adventure, history are deftly intertwined

The author quotes experience, no figment of the mind

She takes us through the years to meet the people in each harbour

We see the rugged beauty of our land through Florence Barbour.


We meet the personalities who rounded out her life

We see the new horizon through the eyes of a young wife

Through the jargon realistic at our history we look

Much success to Florence Barbour in her first edition book.

Daily News Headline: (Future of mill said “very discouraging”) Linerboard needs another $40 million


Down The Drain (March 22, 1973)

We need much bigger drains in Newfoundland

If Crosbie we correctly understand

Discussing Labrador Linerboard mill

Which still will go ahead in Stephenville


Over one hundred sixty million spent

With no hope of recovering a cent

Yet no one will admit that we’ve been had

So more good money goes after the bad


Stephenville seems like a fair size town

To put a drain to throw our money down

Despite the millions we’ve already lost

Let’s keep up a good front whate’er the cost.

Daily News Headline: MORE ... MORE FOR MOST EVERYTHING (Food ... clothing ... rents ... fuel ... tobacco... housing ... health) (Name it and we pay the highest in the country)


Diabetic Children's Card Game (March 23, 1973)

“Twenty”, “Pass”, “I’ll take it”, “Name your trump”

“Spades”, “Just two”, they play and there’s a thump

As hands are raised, the game of auction played.

For worthy causes that’s how money’s made


On Wednesday past, six hundred ninety went

To play the game, and quite an evening spent

The people played for Diabetics’ sake

That children with it a summer trip may take


At Burry Heights in Shoe Cove every year

These children for a ten day stay appear

A Mrs. Hiscock organized the game

Jack Cranshaw too co-ordinated same.


The crowd was big, the volunteers were great

The prizes were too numerous to state

For diabetics, thought that it was neat

Sugar among the prizes. Something sweet?

Daily News Headline: Tax system hits poor harder than rich study shows


Placentia Plight (March 26, 1973)

Placentia, an historic spot, is on the verge of doom

Because its water problems every day much larger loom

The pipes are old, corroding, the water pressure low

Will it some day be called the town where rancid waters flow


The member for the District, Fintan Aylward, made the plea

Yet despite impending danger, there seems too much apathy

To the plight of old Placentia, what if typhoid did occur

There’d be repercussions plenty, it would cause an awful stir


There’s a pressing need for action and investigation deep

Far too late when sewer wastage into water lines will seep

Serious the situation, ripe the time to make a dent

In the hazard that is threatened and a tragedy prevent.

Daily News Headline: (Where priests are scarce) Pope will allow women distribute communion


The Ice (March 27, 1973)

A field of ice

A fascinating view

To naked eye or through binoculars

To vantage point

On foot the trek is made

Though thousands scan it from their motor cars.


The eyes strain hard

For sight of scattered seal

Illusion gives to rafting ice new form

The blue-white mass

Touches horizon’s edge

Transfixing those who picture it in storm.


The rugged past

Quick history recall

To seasoned eye a different view portrays

The blinding drifts

Hardships of sealers’ role

The reading vary with each viewer’s gaze.

Daily News Headline: (Project falling behind schedule) Refinery strikes cost $3 million


ERCO Spillage (March 28, 1973

Erco’s in trouble once more it would seem

This plant is a nightmare instead of a dream

Accidents haunt it and things are adverse

Its spillage record seems to be getting worse


Though it meant unemployment so many did wish

That it wouldn’t come here to threaten our fish

It did, and they perished, much more to go yet

But it’s under control, yes, they’ve strung a big net


If the fish stay outside, they may somehow escape

But their killing’s a form of industrial rape

What a price we have paid for a phosphorous plant

Is this not just one other white elephant.

Daily News Headline: Top personnel continue to resign (Civil service unrest)


Good News Rousseau (March 29, 1973)

Things are a bit more exciting

It seems there are bigger fish biting

I put out new bait

Then I sat back to wait

It’s an exercise very delighting


On lotteries much I’ve been saying

The pros and the cons I’ve been weighing

Well someone paid heed

Mr. Rousseau agreed

Thus a good deal of sense he’s displaying


Hopefully others will hasten

The lottery bait to be tastin’

Joining Rousseau and me

Supporting lottery

Let’s get with it for time is a wastin’

Daily News Headline: (Joey’s book) “I chose Canada”


For Sale: Newfoundland (March 30, 1973)

How do you read Reid

Who holds the title deed

To land we so much need

Demanding now with speed

The Government should heed

His plea and take the lead

In buying land. Indeed!


Yes, we recall again

The rail line for the train

Being built with stress and strain

Through sleet and snow and rain

Though recently there’s pain

Since it is on the wane

Now Mr. Reid would deign

To sell us down the drain.


Ah, ‘tis a sad rebuff

In millionairish huff

Calling Assembly’s bluff

To gather up green stuff

So there will be enough

To get them off the cuff

Will landlord Reid get tough

And give us all a duff.

Daily News Headline: (Caught in federal - provincial crossfire) CHEESEMAN QUITS CABINET

April 1973

Second John Gone (April 2, 1973)

Cheeseman took them by surprise

Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Now he’s one up on the b’ys

Something fishy ‘bout it


Frankie came on very loud

Tried to pacify the crowd

Still the whole thing’s in a cloud

Something fishy ‘bout it


All excuses we have heard

Must be strictly for the bird

So superficial and absurd

Something fishy ‘bout it


Politics in Newfoundland

Is difficult to understand

Each day it’s getting out of hand

Something fishy ‘bout it


No Fisheries Minister have we

Was it due to chicanery

Guess we’ll just have to wait and see

Something fishy ‘bout it

Daily News Headline: (Wage bill going to $200 million) $27 MILLION FOR PUBLIC EMPLOYEES


We Goof - Here's Proof (April 3, 1973)

People ask me how I write a poem every day

I’ll give you now an answer in the very simplest way

Somewhat like an assembly line my thoughts are going ‘round

From these I must select out one and then on it expound.


Then comes decision as to type of meter, verse and rhyme

Variety for readers is a factor all the time

Next, what approach - subtle? direct? with humor laced or straight

When this is done a caption make, a deadline doesn’t wait.


Which brings us back to yesterday on Cheeseman’s opting out

“Second John Gone” caption read, what was it all about?

We goofed, that’s all, of John we thought, a simple slip of mind

To set the record straight the caption should read “Roy Resigned.”

Daily News Headline: (Food prices recommendation) TOOTHLESS WATCHDOG?


St. Patrick's Girls Glee Club (April 4, 1973)

Voices petite, so crystal clear

True in their pitch, to discerning ear

Dictation precise, many charms exude

Singing from the heart they convey the mood.


Their lilt and vigor and youthful vim

Reflect in each chosen song or hymn

With audience they have good rapport

It’s almost a youth diplomatic corps.


St. Patrick’s Girls Glee Club can be

Quite proud each one, or collectively

To reach this standard no easy cinch

Their Director, great - Sister Brendan Lynch.


Through Miss Lawton’s artistic touch

Accompaniment added very much

A standing ovation in Ottawa

The people liked what they heard and saw.


In all some eighty-five voices sing

From softest tones to a vibrant zing

The age group ten to fourteen years

Sing on, sing on, my charming dears.

Daily News Headline: CARTER DECLARES ADAMS MUST GO (He’ll run himself if he has to)


Signal Hill (April 5, 1973)

Our Signal Hill of famous name

Will soon lose its historic fame

Unless we shout and holler loudly now

All sorts of groups the complex knocked

What happened? Have they been defrocked

What really was their purpose anyhow.


If they know what it’s all about

Then now’s the time for them to shout

Unless the Signal Hill rape they condone

We brag about our history

But let things go, such apathy

CJON won’t be up there alone.


We question not their enterprise

But openly express surprise

The Council would in principle approve

Their plan to build on Signal Hill

Let’s show it as against our will

And make a racket to oppose the move.

Daily News Headline: (Rates may go up 12 per cent) AUTO INSURANCE WILL COST MORE


Tribute To Mrs. E. John A. Harnum (April 6, 1973)

She was herself. No airs, no fantasy.

Untouched by public life her smile sincere

reflected inner charm and warmth of heart

which so endeared her to the hearts of all

who with regret concede she must depart

and gently speak of her in word of prayer.

The aged, the sick, the crippled, maimed and blind

she visited, and each will now recall

the velvet smile, maternalistic beam

of kindness, gentle-heartedness and love.


Yet as wife of Lieutenant Governor

she filled the role with elegance and grace

meeting demands of office day by day

no weight of task reflecting in her face.

So many hearts are saddened by her loss,

three score years evenly her span of life

her many roles an unfilled void forever

gracious patron, kindly mother, loving wife.


To church, to state, to family she gave

Her gentle soul takes leave

We pray.

Daily News Headline: STUDENTS JEER SPEAKER (Talks with Crosbie “totally useless”)


Attention Businessmen (April 9, 1973)

If you have voiced objections to boys playing in the street

You’ll get the chance to help them, when policemen off the beat

Make calls this week explaining that with Jaycees they have teamed

A bus they hope to purchase, that is how their projects beamed.


They’re publishing a year book with the Boys’ Club work outlined

Support by advertising is the plan they have in mind

Then when the book is published, they will sell it for a buck

With a thousand to the winner, which will be a streak of luck.


With project “Bus Boy” started, its success is guaranteed.

Street playing is so wholesale, there’s a very pressing need

For a place to spend an evening, club facilities enjoy

And the bus will be the answer for each interested boy.


The policemen know the fellows who could do with such a break

They’ll invite them to the Boys’ Club, and the bus will come and take

All whose parents have consented, and they’ll make up a bus load

Helping them reach their objective - let’s get that bus on the road.

Daily News Headline: (School tax “desperate means”) DOCK CIVIL SERVANTS FOR EDUCATION MONEY?


A Toothless Smile (April 10, 1973)

It’s funny how expression can

Each one of us beguile

Especially if someone breaks

Into a melting smile.


It isn’t just the flashing teeth

That make a smile complete

I know someone, no teeth at all

Whose smile is very sweet


He’s just five and a half months old

A pleasant little boy

But when he smiles we all light up

A harbinger of joy


It’s funny how expression can

Each one of us beguile

Is there anything much cuter

Than a baby’s toothless smile.

Daily News Headline: (Conflict of interest proposal) FINE OFFICIALS, NOT POLITICIANS

It’s Time For Debate, Not Prate (April 11, 1973)

“I took me b’y down to the House”,

Said Skipper Jim aloud

“To larn hi’self a t’ing or two

Lard reevin what a crowd.


Dey don’t know how to speak dere mind

Just yelping like a pup

When someone says ‘I got the floor’

Someone else says ‘Shut up’.


When I’m at home I don’t allow

Dat kind of prate at all

But some of it was worse than that

I t’ink dey got some gall.


Me b’y won’t larn much from dat crowd

Good talkers must be rare

A few mawmouths take all the time

And dats not very fair


We puts em in to talk for us

And have some good debate

But all dere doin’ is slingin’ mud

And shoutin’ idle prate


I t’inks the Speaker sets the tone

It’s up to him to say

‘On anyone who won’t talk right

I’ll slap a fine today’”.

Daily News Headline: Crosbie castigates The Daily News


Easter Seal Review (April 12, 1973)

Tonight’s the night. A. & C. paging you

You’re wanted at the Easter Seal Review

To crippled children and adults will go

The proceeds for this extra special show.


Quite varied will the entertainment be

From High School Band to songs of comedy

Randy Hawkins, special star will be.

Who’s he? None other than our TIMMY ‘73.


Two bucks for adults, children only one

With “big name” acts to guarantee you fun

In that sense it will have its own appeal

You’ll also help the cause of Easter Seal.

Daily News Headline: (Traffic hazards not so bad - Crosbie) HIGHWAY SAFETY PROBE “USELESS”


The Rat Race (April 13, 1973)

Notice how people are acting?

Before a bus stops they’re half out

Always in a rush to get somewhere

Wonder what it’s all about?


Shoppers are scurrying wildly

Everyone seems in a tear

Pacing themselves beyond reason

Rushing but getting nowhere.


When people are boarding an aircraft

Despite confirmation of space

They dash to the place for inspection

Instead of a casual pace.


Each day it is more escalated

This pattern of rushing around

People are looking for something

At this pace ‘twill never be found.


Life is so fickle and fleeting

People should give it a try

To slow down a bit and enjoy it

To quickly it passes them by.

Daily News Headline: (Testy House near violence ... all-night sitting held) SHOVING MATCH FEATURES MHAs


House Harangue (April 16, 1973)

Slanguage or language, what should it be called

At behavioural pattern in House we’re appalled

Yahooing and shouting, ignoring the chair

Where is it all going to end? Tell me where.

Half of the members are prone to resign

Actions they witness are so asinine

That they are embarrassed to hear all this guff

Taking place in the House. Some are now acting tough

Having now gone beyond just a verbal exchange

Every chance that some get they appear to go strange

Have they all gone berserk? What is coming up next?

Exhibition fights when certain members get vexed?

Let some order return to the House in debate

Lay down the law Mr. Speaker ere too late

Speak up sir, keep order, why not Members name

Good government should be the name of the game

Or have we gone modern, permissive’s the word

If so, then the whole situation’s absurd

Newfoundlanders warrant much better than that

Get on with the business, sweep under the mat

Ostentatious mawmouths, name callers and such

Now read the lines down. You agree? It’s a bit much.

Daily News Headline: (To serve Julian Lake project) Doyle to seek permission to build railway

Comment: The first letter of each line, when read down, spells “Say what the Hell’s going on?”


Congrats Caps (April 17, 1973)

So Terry Trainor’s thinking turned the tide

The Caps with a new coach did hit their stride

Bob Badcock and his team can shout with glee

Overcoming handicaps to victory.


The new faces in the line up proved their worth

Having waited in the sidelines for a berth

Once they got there quite determined was their play

And their spirit put them where they are today.


From the role of underdog they reached the top

Keeping all of their opponents on the hop

Until finally they trimmed the Cataracts

With the Herder Trophy home they now relax.


The reception Sunday afternoon was great

As their fans showed that they do appreciate

All the efforts of those quite determined chaps

Who comprise the “bestest” team - the St. John’s Caps.

Daily News Headline: (Medical-students fail to keep work commitment in province) REVOKE THEIR LICENCES?


In Support Of Ray (April 18, 1973)

Ray O’Neill makes sense; he should be heard

He knows his subject valued is his word

Safe driving he has uppermost in mind

On our behalf his program is designed


He sees the need to practically force

People to take Defensive Driving Course

Through education, which he has proposed

All drivers will to dangers be exposed


Highway conditions, signs, the double lanes

Are all askew, sincerely, he explains

Car ownership per capita is high

To save some lives and injuries he’ll try


Newfoundland Safety Council now needs us

It isn’t that Ray’s out to make a fuss

He genuinely wants to emphasize

Neglect will only hasten our demise.

Daily News Headline: (Atlantic area shows big improvement) PROVINCE STILL PLAYS THE “HAVE NOT” ROLE


Thoughts On Holy Week (April 19, 1973)

It’s Holy Week. Reflect in pensive mood

On Holy Thursday’s gift, the Eucharist

On crucifixion of the God-man, Christ

Betrayed by one whom bribe could not resist.


Three years ago Good Friday we recall

The “Patrick Morris” sinking - sad demise

Of Captain Penney, and three officers

And eight men on the seine “Enterprise.”


A week of prayers when these and others like them

In fleeting wisp of prayer we cite the loss

Yet a scene two thousand years ago is vivid

As respects are paid to Christ upon the cross.


From His death we gain a strength of new dimension

Mortal lives upon eternal shores expend

The greatest vision yet is ours to witness

As the joys of Easter, mortal scenes transcend.

Daily News Headline: Russwood Ranch owner dies of rifle wounds

An Easter Message (April 23, 1973)

Easter, with the joy of Resurrection

Has come and gone, its message lingers on

A ray of hope in Christians demonstrated

Liturgically it is a new dawn


Welcome is the needed inspiration

To meet adversities of daily life

To cope with every challenge, small or major

And be prepared when there are times of strife


Hope is a post-Easter thought sustaining

That buoys us up when otherwise we’d sink

It casts aside things negative, despairing

Makes positive our outlook when we think.


Things beyond our grasp, with hope we’ll reach them

Achieved can be these one time distant goals

Easter is the beacon that illumines

The pathway of the journey of our souls.

Daily News Headline: (Just one big celebration: Carter) He won’t spoil the party


The Rape of Signal Hill (April 24, 1973)

It’s all approved now people, soon some blasting will be done

When it comes to foundation, boys, CJON has won

Only one vote against it, all the Council must be ill

For they aided and abetted, boys, the rape of Signal Hill.


Perhaps it was the weather but a snow job Stirling did

He showed some catchy photographs when he first made his bid

When opposition heightened, on TV he showed each ‘still’

But it doesn’t minimize, me boys, the rape of Signal Hill


He talked of city backdrop but it’s just a silly lure

With so much snow and fog and rain, most times ‘twould be obscure

When televised a few times o’er, the scene would lose its thrill

Sweet talking doesn’t justify the rape of Signal Hill


Though Gibbett’s Hill is pointed out as the selected site

Geoffrey feels to Signal Hill he has a special right

For their service to the Province, hold your tongue now and be still

To Rome he travels smirking at the rape of Signal Hill


The clamor of the public, editorials and such

Like water on back of a duck does not amount to much

The Council didn’t mind as if to say she’s on the pill

What harm can come of Geoffrey Stirling’s rape of Signal Hill.

Daily News Headline: Discontent mounts as teachers meet


The Boys (April 25, 1973)

“Well Charlie how’s she goin’ today”

“Oh I’m not band I s’pose


Not too much sign of Spring I see”

“No b’y Lard only knows


With all dat hice aroun’ the coast

‘Ow long she’ll stay like dat”


“I see de old Ayre’s building gone

Dey got ‘er knocked down flat”


“Yes b’y and now young Stirling plans

To build on Signal Hill”


“Well b’y he’s got the money

If he wants to build he will”


“I s’pose but just de same tho’

Cause I’m almost past me time”


“Ah get out of dat you blaggard

You got good stuff in you yet”


“Yea but I know I’m not gettin’

Any younger don’t forget”


“Don’t mind dat - look at Joey

And the way dat he gets on


Age got nuttin’ to do with it

Wat about our friend Pope John


There’s a man who turned the tables

In the sunset of his life”


“Where did you hear that one Charlie”

“Oh I’m not too stunned you know


I can read a bit, wit’ glasses

But I reads some awful slow”


“B’y you’re lucky, I can’t do it

Course I only got grade t’ree


But I must say I’m delighted

Since dey got out dat TV”


“Well I’ll see you now old buddy

Give me regards to your spouse


And next time we get together

We will talk about de House”

Daily News Headline: THEY WANT OUT (Separatists in Labrador are making their move)


Culture Week (April 26, 1973)

Talent this week runneth o’er

As Thespians come to the fore

This year curtain calls

Are being made at Grand Falls

With suspense till the Festival’s o’er.


Directors, their casts, everyone

Working hard since their practice begun

Live in hope it is they

Will have the winning play

Although serious, still they have fun


In St. John’s not to be left behind

There is music and drama combined

Fiddler on the Roof is

A good bit of show biz

Entertainment-wise it’s well designed.

Daily News Headline: “Teacher, tie my shoe!” (We don’t want to be babysitters)


Baby Bonus Bettered (April 27, 1973)

Those who advocate Family Planning

Are not in the top echelon

Of Federal Government spending

Or there wouldn’t be such goings-on.


The allowance of six or eight dollars

Per child will be upped a bit more

No later than New Year we’re promised

The dollars per child will be score.


The Government seemingly sanctions

The family concept we know

With twenty bucks monthly for offspring

By inference it’s on with the show


So Planned Parenthood advocators

Your sales pitch had better be good

To avert population explosion

You had better start knocking on wood


Will the unemployed now be productive?

They have time with their children to spend.

Is the Fed. Government being subtle?

It could well be a means to an end.

Daily News Headline: (Labrador separatism) BLAME THE FOREIGNERS (Gov’t too, says M.H.A.)


Clean Up Week (April 30, 1973)

It’s Clean Up Week, a face lift time

Get rid of all the dirt and grime

Municipalities will try

To help convince you Spring is nigh.


Rake up the garden, weeds and grass

Pick up the bits of broken glass

Pop tins, old rags, that Christmas tree

Accumulation of debris


Clean up, clean out, storm windows down

To beautify your part of town

Wash windows, paint, redecorate

Get with it, don’t procrastinate


With one extra daylight now

It’s easier each day somehow

To get the mood to stay outdoors

And do those little cleaning chores.

Daily News Headline: (PCs name new president) RESETTLEMENT PROGRAM DEAD (Ottawa agrees to kill the program - Moores)

May 1973

Knights of Columbus (May 1, 1973)

This must be quite a special week for K. of C. St. John’s

Three p.m. tomorrow ceremonies start

The new building will be opened with unveiling of a plaque

Special blessings the Archbishop will impart.


Seven thirty in the evening there will be a special mass

Dignitaries visiting from Church and State

As the brother knights assemble in their quarters new and bright

To the cause of good their building consecrate


Many types of entertainment through to weekend have been planned

Thursday has been set aside as Ladies’ night

Friday is for members only, something special is on tap

With a dance on Saturday also in sight.


A Sunday evening banquet brings festivities to close

Then returns to K. of C. its own routine

Giving help to aged and handicapped, the orphaned, sick and poor

In their charity helping behind the scene.

Daily News Headline: (Extra police rushed to Buchans) BUCHANS MINERS GO ON RAMPAGE


Swish (May 2, 1973)

Inflation isn’t bad enough

But Johnny Crosbie makes it tough

He’s putting up the drop of stuff

Swish will cost ten dollars


Into the barrels from the Store

So much hot water you would pour

A three buck deal, but now it’s more

Swish will cost ten dollars.


Liquor soaked into the wood

Drawn out by water as it should

A swishy product makes that’s good

Swish will cost ten dollars


If Crosbie likes to spread his name

Quite sad will be his claim to fame

The jacked up price on him we’ll blame

Swish will cost ten dollars.


Making moonshine on one’s own

Will Mr. Crosbie now condone

Why not, the way that things are goin’

Swish will cost ten dollars.

Daily News Headline: (Cabinet musical chairs today) STEVE SHUFFLES, FRANK WILL DEAL


Footnotes (May 3, 1973)

It’s painful to see people walking

Discomfort reflected in face

Attempting in faltering fashion

To walk at a suitable pace


The wedges and high rise creations

Are new status symbols to meet

A new way of walking develops

When new fashions cover our feet


The light easy step can no longer

Propel the foot forward at all

It’s the body itself that goes forward

Unless one stays right on the ball


And not of the foot as is normal

But in interests of safety alert

For expressions of thick-soled shoe wearers

Suggest they’re in some way being hurt


Perhaps they’re unsure of their threading

It could be a pain in the arch

If walking quite normally gets them

I’d hate to see them on a march.

Daily News Headline: (Crisis in Corner Brook) STRIKE THREATENS HOSPITAL SERVICES


R.S.V.P. (May 4, 1973)

A big complaint we understand

From people who have functions planned

Is not being shown much courtesy

When they ask for R.S.V.P.


With many weddings months to come

The planning will be spoiled by some

Who just put off replies each day

But then they show up anyway.


Not much to ask, this courtesy

But when you read R.S.V.P.

Consider those concerned, be fair.

They thought enough to ask you there.

Daily News Headline: (Crosbie threatens legislation) UNION SETS CONDITIONS FOR RETURN TO WORK


Lions Spring Fair (May 7, 1973)

We’re going to be thrown to the Lions this week

No need to recoil with a scare

Another year quickly rolled by it would seem

Time again for the Lions Spring Fair.


The Stadium all reconstructed inside

Has many a lavish display

Through literature, slides and the personal touch

You’ll be wiser when you come away


Entertainment-wise how about Garrison Hill

And Jason too, would you believe

Plus other surprises that they have in store

Who knows what they have up their sleeve.


So down to the Stadium 4th to the 12th

Forget every worry and care

Meet your friends and find out just what is going on

In St. John’s at the Lions Spring Fair.

Daily News Headline: Nation-wide fight against abortion (“...like killing a man in his sleep”)


From The Womb To The Tomb (May 8, 1973)

What have I done to deserve such a fate

Why the confusion and strife

Can’t someone avert it before it’s too late

I’m frightened of losing my life


I’m made to the image and likeness of God

Complete as a being, but minute

Now I’ll never know the experience of

Being cuddled in arms and called cute


I’m nestled in comfort as nature designed

Beneath kindness’ symbol, a heart

Society pressures my mother, she sighs

The decision must tear her apart


Too late, it is time. There is naught I can do

I am only an infant in womb

How ironic the place my existence began

By deliberate act is my tomb.

Daily News Headline: (Cruel to children) SIX STAFF FIRED AT EXON HOUSE


Untitled (May 9, 1973)

It’s difficult to reconcile

Priorities we sometimes make

The Government their sittings rushed

More time should legislation take


Why all the sitting through the night

With quorums difficult to fill

Intelligent discussion lost

On many facets of each bill


Far better would it be for all

To have their rest and then next day

Refreshed and with a clearer mind

Have something quite worthwhile to say


A politician’s role must change

Perhaps we should make a demand

Since everything’s political

Make it full time in Newfoundland.

Daily News Headline: (Ball tossed to premiers) PROVINCES REJECT TAX SHARING PLAN

Kids And Things (May 10, 1973)

Alleys, skipping ropes, a ball

Whate’er our age, there’s quick recall

To carefree days of youthful glee

As children in the streets we see


The kids will soon be in their prime

They’re heading for vacation time

Short weeks away, just six or so

All day long they’ll be on the go


With precious little room to play

We must remind ourselves each day

That cautious driving’s our best bet

Children quite easily forget.

Daily News Headline: NAPE OFFICIAL HINTS FULL INQUIRY NEEDED


A Toast To Mothers (May 11, 1973)

Here’s to a lady who’s patient and kind

Gentle, understanding, sincere

Whose firm hand with tenderness guides us through life

From infancy up through each year.


Here’s to a lady whose heart overflows

With honest compassion and love

Who welcomes the wayward as well as the good

With help from that Someone above.


Here’s to a lady who welcomes the joys

Of having her family near

Of sharing the fun of a seven year old

Or a granddaughter placed in her care.


Here’s to a lady who still wears a smile

When grief overtakes her in life

Here’s to the character, strength she portrays

In adverse situations and strife


Here’s to the Moms who are with us today

For deceased let us whisper a prayer

Blessings to all, have a good Mother’s Day

May your family show that they care.

Daily News Headline: (“Large social problem”) One in ten is illegitimate! (Family Planners’ meeting will remain)


Calling Car 4581 (May 14, 1973)

Your car is a late model, true

Power brakes, power steering, that is fine

But cars just can’t go on their own

And somewhere we must draw the line.


Driving takes full attention, right?

Yet on your shoulder was your pet

An active yelping little dog

And just in case that you forget.


You obviously tried so hard

To keep it under your control

And harder still with one hand tried

To carry out a motorist’s role.


8:30 Friday was the time

I mention this to help recall

In future, lady, drive with care

You might just save a life, that’s all.

Daily News Headline: (Mysterious explosion rocks vessel) Trawler may have hit mine


Talkin' It Up (May 15, 1973)

“Well Charlie, how’s she goin’ today?”

“All right, I s’pose, I’m fine

But just to keep up with the crowd

I think that I’ll resign”.

“Ye cod o’ misery for dat

But just the same it’s fun

Try for the job at Beaconsfield

They’re losing their head nun”.

“And Jimmy Chalker pulled up stakes

From Bus Commission gone

Likewise Satinskas so I heard

But she’ll still carry on”.

“Of course she will but don’t you mind

When he first came around

We said what a waste of money

Someone local could be found.

But no, dey brought this fellow in

They stacked his salary high

He made quick money off of dem

Now packs his bags Goodbye.”

The Mayor says he’ll miss a lot

The man who did so much

Satinskas did one thing for sure

On us he put the touch”.

“But Adams has some face to save

This fellow he’ll defend

I tinks meself Satinskas saw

It comin’ to an end”.

“We’re great at wastin’ money though

What causes me to groan

We always give outsiders more

Than we will give our own.

Since Adams is himself a Newf

He should know how he rates

The Mayor of St. John’s should be

An import from the States”.

Daily News Headline: (Biggest crime in American history?) Handwritten notes could mean link with 26 murders


National Police Week (May 16, 1973)

The emphasis the week is on custodians of law

The people who sometimes depend on what you heard or saw

To help protect the interests of you or other folk

But too often do we find that they’re the objects of a joke


Their salaries are average, they’re unionized and such

One would think they make a fortune, we demand of them so much

While in fact we can’t repay them for the services they do

For without police protection wouldn’t things be all askew.


National Police Week is a prime time we suspect

To pass the word to children law and order to respect

The men who carry out the law protect us day and night

Of the efforts on our behalf we never should lose sight.

Daily News Headline: (storekeeper admits) Falsified welfare vouchers


Holiday Preamble (May 17, 1973)

The talk is each day more exciting

The rivers and ponds more inviting

As fishermen talk

Of how far they will walk

And the thrill to feel trout again biting


Next Monday will be celebrated

The day for which fishermen waited

Whether tail bait for fly

They’ll all give it a try

And it will be as anticipated.


In spirit as light as a feather

There’s always a good get-together

May we wish everyone

Lots of fish, lots of fun

May they too have some days of fine weather.

Daily News Headline: Older brother claims escapee not dangerous


Jaycees Convention (May 18, 1973)

Jaycees of Atlantic Region, welcome to Newfoundland shores

At this, your 15th Convention, you’ll find many open doors

Your hosting unit certainly left nothing up to chance

From very special luncheons to a “Newfoundland night” dance.


There will be effective speaking, an award luncheon as well

A President’s banquet on tap, the plans for which are swell

Trips around the city, other specials are laid on

So much that, before you know it, your whole weekend will be gone.


Two hundred and fifty people make a difference we’ll admit

And to all twenty eight units, our hope is you benefit

From your visit to this Province, if first time – especially

And consider yourself lucky you are known as a Jaycee


This young men’s organization with self-betterment the theme

Has helped many a young fellow to make real a certain dream

Through community involvement you’re responding to a call

So let down your hair this weekend, have a truly Newfie ball.

Daily News Headline: (Bell Island inquiry) More evidence vouchers faked

Council In Crystal (May 22, 1973)

Well, crystal ball, what’s new today?

“A handsome man and fair

Is writing to the press a lot

His name is Tony Ayre

I see him with his letters short

A point of interest make

He’ll run for councillor, I’d say

These things impressions make.”


Do tell us more, old crystal ball

“Well, precedent is set

If Gander can a lady have

There’s Wyatt, don’t forget

But I predict a rash this year

Of all the protest crowd

They’ll try some infiltration work

Defending actions loud.”


“Do not be fooled by glibbest tongue

Nor loudest one to shout

Remember when November comes

You’ll have to think it out

Go down the eligible list

The present ones, the new

From fifty or more candidates

Just ask yourself, who’s who?”

Daily News Headline: Pavement starts for the nowhere highway


Garden Talk (May 23, 1973)

Into the garden

The little boy crept

To listen to the chatter

As the household slept


“I’m shy,” said the beet

And he turned blood red

“I’m not,” said the cabbage

“That’s why I’m ahead!”


Then shouted out the carrot

Much to their surprise

“I’m a favourite for children

I’m good for their eyes”


Over in the corner

What sounded like a thud

Was the underground mutter

Of a lonely spud


“I have many eyes

Though I cannot see

But if people want to grow

They depend on me”


“I’m a healthy one too

They’ll be proud of me”

And the tiny little voice

Came from one green pea


The tomato and the lettuce

Then decided on a date

As they hoped to get together

On the next cold plate.


The parsnip shouted next

No one heard what he said

All the chatter ended quickly

When the boy fell out of bed.

Daily News Headline: HANDGUN SALES IN CITY BOOMING! (Up by 200%)


Memo On M.O. (May 24, 1973)

The Board of Regents once again

for President are hunting

And names are going back and forth

Like trains when they are shunting

Whatever Morgan’s hopes may be

that this time he would do it

The thoughts he had on Corner Brook

suggest perhaps he blew it.


He sees beyond the open door

the year of entrance finished

Projecting it into year two

when fever is diminished

To him this campus Corner Brook

just has to be on-going

And through this utterance he knows

against the wind he’s rowing.


Whatever the criteria

for Presidents aspiring

It’s men of Morgan’s calibre

they should consider hiring

For onus carried through the years

this man so dedicated

Should be, if true perspective seen

to top post elevated.

Daily News Headline: (To counter work slowdown) EARLIER START ON 2nd REFINERY


The Arterial Route (May 25, 1973)

Meant to be an arterial

This road is now a serial

“To be continued” is its epitaph

Traffic soon on it will flow

But it will have nowhere to go

This project has to be the biggest laugh


Ending somewhere outside Kilbride

This multi-million dead end ride

Is more than just a governmental flop

White elephant in certain sense

This is one with a difference

Though white, it will be wearing a black top.

Daily News Headline: (Power company wins injunction) WARNING AGAINST UNION LAWLESSNESS


Why, Mom? (May 29, 1973)

Today’s a little different

There must be something wrong,

I sense my mother’s tenseness,

I miss her cheerful song.


There’s much distress and crying,

It’s not been heard before,

Now suddenly we’re on a plane,

She never flew before.


Ah! that explains the tension,

She’s nervous of the flight,

I think we’ll both relax again,

We should sleep well tonight.


Oh, great God! What has happened!

I feel being torn apart,

My legs, my arms, my shoulder blades,

My ribs, my lungs, my heart.


Twelve weeks I’m in existence,

My presence evoked scorn?

I would have been a girl like Mom,

But now I won’t be born.

Daily News Headline: (No confirmation or denial) Power Co. strikers apply for welfare


Hats Off To Bowlers (May 30, 1973)

When bowlers get together, man, they really have a ball,

And always in good frame of mind which helps them most of all,

In St. John’s they have gathered, in a comradeship unique,

That will see pin-splitting action in this heavy scheduled week.


St. John’s, the hosting bowlers, haven’t spared a single thing,

To make each single visitor who’s actively bowling,

As welcome as they can be, showing them around the malls,

But they’re showing them no mercy when they roll those gutter balls.


The whole organization I find everybody likes,

Despite some disappointment when they don’t com up with strikes,

There are certainly no dead pins among workers on the scene,

The action spot’s Holiday Lanes, drop by, see what we mean.

Daily News Headline: Death penalty ban extended 5 years


Canadian Council For The Blind (May 31, 1973)

One convention o’er the weekend didn’t make a splash I find

But it did accomplish legion, as the Council for the blind

Held at Battery its meetings, and did many reports give

On top of which they also chose a new executive


There were delegates from Eastern, Central, Western Newfoundland

And each cast his vote by token, which you may not understand

With a certain shape of token to each nominee assigned

Everything ran very smoothly, quite a tribute to the blind.


Then at dinner in the evening one could not but be impressed

As Chairman Gerald Maloney introduced each special guest

We heard Joe Caruk is leaving, Eugene Pike falls in behind

It’s the first time that a local will be manager and blind.

Daily News Headline: (Because of low wages) Five wardens resign from penitentiary

June 1973

James Morgan (June 5, 1973)

Hats off to P.C., M.H.A. for Bonavista-South

Who now it seems is threatened since he shouted off his mouth

But isn’t he a clever one for stirring up the mud

It would appear he knows so much it’s driving up his blood.


This can of worms at Come-by-Chance has Morgan in a sweat

And his concern for workers has but earned for him a threat

We do admire his gumption for this latest expose

But if unions use coercion then there should be hell to pay.


If in the union action something strong-arm is implied

The natives need the Government quite strongly on their side

If there are certain tactics that we should investigate

The time is now, as Morgan says, let’s not procrastinate.

Daily News Headline: Abortion not a big problem in Newfoundland


Someone Needs A Chance (June 6, 1973)

You may not like a person’s looks

You may dislike his stance

But he has other attributes

So give the guy a chance


If he plods on consistently

Without a song or dance

Don’t peg him as a dud for that

Just give the guy a chance


If you’re a teacher you can sense

Some kids will not advance

Be grateful fortune smiled on you

And give those kids a chance


If you in business press ahead

Without a sideways glance

You’ll miss potential in the wings

Some guy just needs a chance


In sports, in teaching, business world

In time you will enhance

Whatever is your enterprise

Just give some guy a chance

Daily News Headline: TRAIN-A-CHAMP DOWN FOR THE COUNT


St. John's Harbour (June 7, 1973)

The waterside at dusk,

a placid scene,

as nature’s mould of rock

and narrowed entrance

steal the scene from man made industry,

the latter yet contributing

to moment of tranquility,

as elongated reflections

of street and industrial light

stretch the harbour width

in tubular flourescent imagery

to link the South with North.


An oh so gentle ripple

adds a masterful touch

as eye perceives

and ear shuts out

the background noise of

a city at night.


Vessels of visiting white fleet

paired romantically at harbour pier

approvingly nudge each other.


Beyond them a gaping skyline hole where once

thrived the Ayre enterprise,

like a missing tooth

that awaits a gold replacement,

heralds the erection of Atlantic Place.


For hours we drive

to what the sense of sight

yet at length of arm

a scene quite picturesque

awaits the receptive eye.

Daily News Headline: Accolades for Camp project


The Bright Side (June 8, 1973)

What’s your line of vision?

How broad is your scope?

To which are you given?

Despondence, or hope?


Let nature bestir you

And draw from her power

The landscape enriching

With greenness and flower.


Increasing in number

Each day are the bees

More birds on the wing

Foliage on the trees.


Let nature inspire you

Whatever you do

Keep high all your hopes

And refreshed be your view.

Daily News Headline: (Labor leader says) THEY’RE TRYING TO DRIVE UNIONS OUT


Davis - The Port Closer (June 11, 1973)

“Who is dis fella, Davis?”

“Jack, I tinks it is

It seems he wants to stick his nose

In everybody’s biz.”


“He’s some kind of a smartie

Environment his job

Who looks down on the Maritimes

I’d say he was a snob.”


“Close down your ports he tells us

And den he adds some prate

About dis being a lever

To help him negotiate.”


“If he’s concerned about it

And fish stocks would protect

It’s not the way to do it

And I’m one who will object.”


“How about offshore limits

Why not crack down on dose

‘Cause we needs ships to keep ‘er goin

St. John’s should never close.”


“Let’s hope dose Council fellas

Will make their case airtight

It’s good to see in final months

Dere doin’ someting right.”

Daily News Headline: (Call to reject gov’t offer) CROSBIE’S ADVICE: IGNORE NAPE BRASS


Bikes (June 12, 1973)

It’s nerve-racking time with the holidays near

And the cause of it all is the child with no fear

The one on the bike who just couldn’t care less

And gets through the traffic by God, and by guess.


The bicycle riders we see every day

Are weaving and wobbling just every which way

It’s truly amazing, we oft stand agape

How so many little ones really escape.


From side streets they dash into traffic, so blind

Some drivers they nearly drive out of their mind

And others there are who ignore a red light

The next time, I fear, they’ll get more than a fright.


Parents! This is a plea, teach your children the laws

And you will, when you think that their life is your cause

Every motorist too should allow for the kids

It’s too late when they measure your tire marks and skids.

Daily News Headline: A nurse is not trained to kill


Johan (June 13, 1973)

Good morning, my friend, with the Norwegian name

Although you’re a real Newfoundlander by claim,

Since you and your parents are natives so true,

Yet the name of their choice seems so suited to you.


You have something in common with me I’ll admit

We can look at a flower, see the beauty in it

And doesn’t your mother make all so worthwhile

For nature has given her such a sweet smile


My weekend you made when I dropped by your way

Your mom reads for you what I write every day

I’m happy they please you, and now you should know it

You know what you’re doing, inspiring a poet.


Your mission in life may not obvious be

But what God has designed is beyond you and me

We must all take our place, play whatever our role

It’s the spirit that counts, it’s the goodness of soul


(Dear readers, please note, Johan is a young man

Retarded, whose love can this handicap span

It’s that time of year, let’s support once again

Mrs. Vera Perlin in her current campaign.)

Daily News Headline: (Moores “sick of being blamed”) PC RANKS MAY SPLIT OVER ARTERIAL ISSUE


Whither Goest Thou? (June 14, 1973)

From lofty height where Government hath seat,

There doth emit a hum amidst the heat,

How cometh Robert Wells doth go away,

And be obliged with his own coins to pay.


A road of worth that stoppeth at Kilbride,

Disposal of he seeketh to decide,

And doth succeed in making clear the air,

For alternates hath started to appear.


Rumor doth fly of some divergent views,

As Wells of South not wishing to confuse,

An issue that hath been too often shelved,

Tooketh bull by the horns, into it delved.


There now remaineth settlement of path,

Invoking as it hath the Premier’s wrath,

We needeth now communications flow,

Which couldst decide whither yea route will go.

Daily News Headline: (“Very, very serious”) POWER STRIKE HURTS BUILDERS

Wanted: One LIP Grant (June 18, 1973)

A LIP grant is needed, and I should apply,

I’ve got a good reason and I’ll tell you why,

We have lots of strikers here everyone knows,

And here is the deal that I now do purpose.


To set up sign painting is now my intent,

It’s obvious people on striking are bent,

We should be prepared when each wildcat they call,

To have some signs ready and be on the ball.


We need instant placards, they should be on hand,

Ready to deliver all o’er Newfoundland,

We’re stressing variety, so many types,

To cater to locals and all of their gripes.


Some standard wording, blank spaces to fill,

Just mark in your local, and then if you will,

With adhesive letters your message convey,

We’ll both gain a lot, Unions, what do you say?

Daily News Headline: Minimum wage going up again?


To Your Stations, Men (June 19, 1973)

The Liberals once held the power,

Until things began to go sour,

The P.Cs then said,

“Let us do things instead,

Time to change, oh yes, now is the hour.”


They got much more votes than expected,

And then in good faith were elected,

But since they got in,

It is almost a sin,

The way things are being neglected.


An empire was built very quickly,

As those in command acted fickly,

There quickly set in,

Quite a thickness of skin,

At this stage it looks rather sickly.


A poor reputation they’re earning,

Some call it the process of learning,

Ere we hit the rocks,

Let them pull of their socks,

Or the tide they will soon find is turning.

Daily News Headline: (Undersea ordeal ends) TWO MEN ALIVE (Fate of two others remains sealed in midget submarine)


Heads Up (June 20, 1973)

When you are walking, friend, what do you see

The toe of your shoe, or the branch of a tree

The dirt on the ground or the birds in the air

Glancing up there is hope, looking down there’s despair


If you’re getting fed up, with the weather can’t cope

Don’t chuck it in yet, have a wee bit of hope

There’s summer ahead, though delayed we’ll admit

But you’ve just got to look on the bright side of it.


When thermometers climb and we do get the sun

There’ll be swimming, picnicking, and all kinds of fun

Under blue skies we’ll bask, with a waft of warm air

Glancing up there is hope, looking down there’s despair.

Daily News Headline: (Loot soars to $25,000) Pair plead guilty ... await sentencing


Fun Time (June 21, 1973)

This must be quite a day of joy

For every school age girl and boy

No homework no more school, no books

But there’s word about your looks


Look up and down to cross the street

Let eyes and ears control your feet

Look out for cars, don’t take a chance

There’s so much value in a glance


That extra second you can’t wait

Could be the one that is “too late”

Don’t runout from parked cars, and such

Drivers can only do so much


There’s something many of you like

And that is riding on your bike

It’s fun but take that extra glance

We love you all, don’t take a chance.

Daily News Headline: (Filthy language) (Beer drinking) (Boisterous behaviour) City playground: “punks paradise”


Someone Needs A Chance (June 22, 1973)

You may not like a person’s looks

You may dislike his stance

But he has other attributes

So give the guy a chance


If he plods on consistently

Without a song or dance

Don’t peg him as a dud for that

Just give the guy a chance


If you’re a teacher you can sense

Some kids will not advance

Be grateful fortune smiled on you

And give those kids a chance


If you in business press ahead

Without a sideways glance

You’ll miss potential in the wings

Some guy just needs a chance


In sports, in teaching, business world

In time you will enhance

Whatever is your enterprise

Just give some guy a chance

Daily News Headline: (Neary tells Bell Island Inquiry:) I wanted to cut red tape and get the job done

Comment: This is a repeat of the poem from June 6. I'm not sure why.

The Silent Spot (June 26, 1973)

The chatted very freely

While standing side by side

And then they all moved forward

As doors were opened wide


As if by pre-arrangement

The voices that were loud

Ceased total conversation

And a hush fell o’er the crowd


The touching of a number

Each floor would designate

The lone relief from silence

When doors would separate


To hear the sound of silence

Could be for you a must

Just try the elevators

Down at the Royal Trust

Daily News Headline: (Dean testifies) NIXON WAS INVOLVED (But he didn’t appreciate the implications ....)


The Caplin Run (June 27, 1973)

The little silver fishes glisten in the summer sun

Catching them, for young and old, is quite a bit of fun

Especially for city folks is this a novelty

It’s most enjoyable to watch them go down to the sea.


The novice caplin catchers come in every shape and size

Since most come on the scene by chance and start to improvise

With baskets, bottles, kettles, nets, they wade into the foam

And braving the Atlantic chill get ample to take home.


The little fish when floured and fried make quite a tasty snack

And those who do enjoy them waste no time in getting back

This time with more equipment to catch caplin on the run

And share with other novices this seaside summer fun.

Daily News Headline: Machinists accept tentative agreement


Lawyers' Labyrinth (June 28, 1973)

Aren’t lawyers impressive, or haven’t you heard

They’re cutting the Real Estate fees by a third

This quick change of heart people can’t understand

But it’s simply the law of supply and demand.


See for yourself if this isn’t a sign

Real Estate Firms - there are now forty nine

Salesmen in all total one forty one

So it’s time for the customer something was done.


However before you get carried away

And thank the good lawyer for all this fair play

Their interest in “interest” has you on the hook

And it’s sneaking up, something you can’t overlook.


Although mortgage fees are now being reduced

Be careful that legally you’re not seduced

Housing is scarcer than ever these days

Don’t swallow everything everyone says.

Daily News Headline: Smoking and drinking in school

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