Rhymes of the Times
by Nish Collins

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July 1973

Elevator Shoes (July 3, 1973)

Wearing elevator shoes does have its ups and downs

To some they give a special lift to others they mean frowns

The latest style gives added height, new ego boosters they,

But wearers have to learn to walk a very different way.


With balance of the body changed to now a forward thrust

They have to watch their step at first, and gradually adjust

Low doors and ceilings they must watch, and if perchance they drive

Some reflex changes needed here if safety is to thrive


The look and novelty would seem their only claim to fame

For comfort has been forfeited, and to them goes the blame

For damaged spine in years to come, which could be very sad

In terms of safety and health, quite an expensive fad.

Daily News Headline: FIVE DROWNINGS SPOIL HOLIDAY


Up The Pond (July 4, 1973)

With rowing practice in full swing

A lot of crews are doin’ their thing

Old Quidi Vidi Lake’s a busy scene

Most every morning there’s a dash

To be the first to make a splash

If you get up early you’ll see what we mean.


Each day unless high winds prevail

You see them leave the boathouse rail

With coxswains pacing rowers for the test

All strong young men and in their prime

Have goals set on the fastest time

Regatta Day they’ll know which crew is best


A lot of ladies too we note

Have taken to the shell type boat

They just row up the pond, but even so

It takes a lot of practice, right

From early morn to fading light

For action Lakeside is the place to go.

Daily News Headline: TRAVETAL TURNS UP (But she’s not bringing cars to Newfoundland!)


Honesty Is The Best Policy (July 5, 1973)

If your name is Debbie, then do take a bow

Oh yes, I have learned all about you somehow

A lady I know lost her wallet one day

With her cheque being cashed it meant all her week’s pay.


She lives out of town, and somehow didn’t know

That for several time you put on radio

An announcement that some lady’s wallet you found

It was two days unclaimed, you did not hear a sound.


You had brought it intact, sought your parent’s advice

The answer was clear and so very precise

Just a little while wait, and the owner will show

She did, and she’s grateful, and she told you so.


Things of much value, in personal vein

She had thought very often she’d not see again

But deep rooted honesty in you she saw

These are good things to hear, good luck Miss Kavanagh.

Daily News Headline: (Nixon asked his family:) “Will I Resign?” And they said “NO!”


Memo To Tourists (July 6, 1973)

A big “Hi” to tourists, so glad you’re along

To meet Newfoundlanders you’ve heard of in song

To take in our scenery, air that’s smog free

And if heat annoys you, go down to the sea.


We know of shortcomings, where we can improve

But we’re anxious to learn from you folks on the move

Many restaurant menus our purpose defeat

They should all specialize in a “Newfoundland treat”.


If you really would like to relax all the way

Detour from the highway to some little bay

The people in settlements dotting our coast

Will welcome you warmly, each one a good host.


Just make an acquaintance and tell them your wish

You’ll really enjoy every Newfoundland dish

Home made bread, jams, fish as fresh as can be

Will be things to be treasured in your memory.

Daily News Headline: (Reported carrying contraband) RCMP CUTTER BOOZE SHIP?


Beware Of Bikes (July 10, 1973)

Bicycle riding is fun we’ll admit

But we have to point out there’s one angle to it

That makes many motorists so very uptight

It’s the hazard of bicycle driving at night.


Motorists can judge them at day when it’s bright

But it’s so very different at dusk and at night

They merge into background, you don’t know they’re there

Until you’re upon them, you both get a scare.


There’s one major problem, it just isn’t right

This after dark driving without any light

Not even reflectors on back, it’s all wrong

Unless checked there’ll be somebody killed before long.


Parents: Take heed, give them warnings galore

Police: Some spot checking will give you the score

And children: Bike driving can really be great

But do take a light if you’re goin’ to be late.

Daily News Headline: MITCHELL SAYS NIXON DIDN’T KNOW (His secret testimony was “all denials”)


Lullaby (July 11, 1973)

Go to sleep my little boy

You have filled my day with joy

Smiling, trying hard to walk

Chatting in your baby talk.


Go to sleep my little lad

Treasure of your Mom and Dad

I thought you were gone to sleep

Now it’s just a game of peep


Into slumber drift away

Tomorrow is another day

Close your little eyes my son

Time to finish this day’s fun


Let me sing a song to you

That’s right you try singing too

Go to sleep my little love

In care of angels from above.

Daily News Headline: BOULDER PINS BOY (5-year-old in hospital with severe injuries)


Who's Coddin' Who? (July 12, 1973)

Imagine that you from U.S. are on a visit

You look in a boat, see a fish, as “What is it?”

The fisherman hardly believes what he hears

And thinks that you’re full of it up to their ears


Everyone knows it’s a codfish, thinks he

“Dey tinks dat dere smart”, and he fixed his oar lock

“De fish you sees ‘ere is a salmon, old cock.”


You didn’t know? So we’re taking your word

But don’t you agree it’s a trifle absurd

If only a dollar he charged for each fish

You still have in store quite a wonderful dish


The fisherman thought by the way that you spoke

You were kiddin’, so he went along with the joke

“Taking in” tourists is not yet a fad

But frankly there is no better place to be “had”.

Daily News Headline: RAIL STRIKE WOULD HALT FERRIES (Gulf boats would stop at height of busy tourist season)

Arterial Answers (July 13, 1973)

In tossing political salad

Neary’s remarks appear valid

If Wells can declare

We just shouldn’t stop there

Put some color in faces now pallid.


The arterial route is suspect

And the southsiders strongly object

But the Government said

It must still go ahead

Disregarding all cause and effect


Steve Neary is making a try

To tell us the time is now nigh

To get off the pot

And disclose the whole plot

We need answers - when? Where? What? and Why?

Daily News Headline: Bigger ships, bigger harbor in Port aux Basques future


From The Inside (July 16, 1973)

How he welcomes summer showers,

so refreshing is the rain

Little silver streams in pattern

decorate his window pane

It’s nourishment in liquid

touching every plant and flower

Helping each to leaf or blossom

every minute, every hour.


Nature follows with an encore

brilliant burst of golden sun

With a rainbow for good measure

bringing cheer to everyone

Days of shower and sunshine coupled

will be welcome back again

As an invalid he treasures

crystals on his window pane.

Daily News Headline: (Canadians freed after jungle ordeal) TREATED AS SPIES


Bakery Strike Rolls On (July 17, 1973)

What’s the raisin for the currant situation

With three of the local bakeries on strike

The profit pie they seem to want a piece of

In take home pay they’re looking for a hike


The knead the dough as much as any other

To live, a baker has to have some bread

Flour power can’t be underestimated

They hope to get that into someone’s head.


Most homes and boarding houses are effected

The sale of frozen dough should escalate

Baking pans should be a booming business

With recipes they’ll try to satiate.


Time dictates which way the cookie crumbles

No loafing seems to be the strikers’ theme

The sooner management with them will settle

The sooner they’ll be baking at full steam.

Daily News Headline: Bread in short supply as bakers still strike


Weddings (July 18, 1973)

All over the Province the wedding bells ring

The organists play and the soloists sing

The register’s signed and the pledges are made

As young couples join in the wedding parade.


For everyone married the money goes ‘round

A faction which there is no need to expound

Caterers, tailors, the taxis they ride

Liquor for guests, and the gifts for the bride.


Ever so widely is happiness spread

It’s a joyous occasion when people are wed

If you are invited when wedding bells chime

There’s one guarantee, you will have a good time.

Daily News Headline: BUGS? (Several city residents suspect their phones are being tapped)


Swim Time (July 19, 1973)

Screams and giggling, lots of fun

Soaking up the summer sun

All the children have a lark

Swimming daily in the park.


Jumping, diving from a height

Getting in a water fight

Paddling, floating, splashing lots

From teenagers to tiny tots.


Playing in a pool each day

Quickly passes time away

And brings that little extra joy

For each deserving girl and boy.

Daily News Headline: Second Shea Heights boy crushed by falling rocks


The Tattoo (July 20, 1973)

Relive history of the past

With each cannon fiery blast

Hear and see the musket shot

When the action’s piping hot

Young men with long hair, today

Soldiers of the past portray

Lusty shouts and much yahoo

Are part of Signal Hill Tattoo.


Ancient drill precisely done

Marching feet in summer sun

Men in scarlet uniform

Demonstrating in good form

With each powder-bursting boom

Pageantry and color loom

Battle (mock) being staged for you

Don’t miss the Signal Hill Tattoo.

Daily News Headline: Clean-up started on Shea Heights

Across The Province (July 24, 1973)

The bus left Port-aux-Basques at nine, no extras were laid on

We knew when we arrived at two, all buses would be gone,

The boat was docking; I went down, the auto deck to roam,

Checking out the license plates and someway to get home.


Tom Pittman and wife Heather were, I learned, Placentia bound

From Toronto on holidays we’re glad those folks we found

Obligingly they took us in and proved a friendly pair

We noted they observed the rules and drove with special care.


We saw two accidents en route, and nearly lost our speech,

When we ran into hailstones as we passed Kona Beach

The ground was white for near a mile, although it sounds untrue

This happened Sunday evening past on July 22.


We drove in rain, hailstones and fog, lightning and bursting sun

From Port aux Basques through to St. John’s, all seasons rolled in one

Beat up cars the roadside lined, a damaged trailer too

You’ll never know on TCH just what’s in store for you.

Daily News Headline: JETS CRASH (At least 107 dead)


Community Spirit (July 25, 1973)

The spirit in communities is quite alive and well

I met an instance just last week about which I can tell

I went up the Southern Shore, a trip I often choose

The weekend pleasantly was spent in visiting Renews.


One section of the harbour was quite busy by all signs.

A man pouring a basement, by the name of William Hynes

Was joined by friends and neighbours, and a lot of them young men

Who gave quite freely of the time and would do so again.


Like flies around molasses through the day the came and went

Until late afternoon when they had used up the cement

They mixed rock stones, sand and cement, wheel barrows filled with clay

They chatted, whistled, joked and worked, and quickly passed the day.


The enterprising spirit of the group was good to see

A credit to the people of this fine community

It’s great that folks still find the time to give a helping hand

A trademark of the many outports all through Newfoundland.

Daily News Headline: NIXON WILL FIGHT (But he’ll abide by the law!)


Weekend Trip (July 26, 1973)

If you’re looking for somewhere this weekend to go

The place I suggest is Placentia

There’s much going on, I’m a native, I know

If a stranger just tell ‘em Nish sent ya.


I know well Placentia, Dunville, Southeast,

And to give you a wee bit of data

I lived on the Town Side until I reached ten

In those days they had no Regatta


Which brings me to you and the weekend you plan

On Saturday they have their races

Why not drop along, it’s exciting to watch

As the rowers are put through their paces


While you take in the races you’ll really enjoy

The scenic Southeast where they’re rowing

See Castle Hill (Jersey Side), while you’re there

So when this weekend comes, you get going.

Daily News Headline: VIOLENCE ON THE WATERFRONT (Striking longshoremen tangle with non-Union workers)


Government House Garden Party (July 27, 1973)

A dubious morning, some wind and quite cool

Overcast, skies very gray

Yet newscasts at noon optimistically read

The Big Garden Party today.


The annual Government House ‘spot of tea’

In semi-seclusion went on

Amid elms, and maples and stately old oak

And freshly trimmed flower-bordered lawn.


This much touted social event of the year

Some ladies with passion attend

Occasions so scarce something special deserve

The latest in fashion their trend.


The afternoon sun smiled approvingly on

His honor, a host with finesse

Was warm in his welcome to ladies and gents

And his party was quite a success.

Daily News Headline: (CN strike action just begun) FOOD SHORTAGE LOOMS ALREADY


Southside Shenanigans (July 30, 1973)

Why do we treat a Southsider

With less concern than an outsider

When forced to vacate

We should well compensate

But the CFA gap’s gettin wider.


It’s not my intention to wail here

But see what was done for Lord Taylor

His difference in taste

Put a good home to waste

He took off and refused to get stale here.


Eight thousand bucks moving expenses

Were given to him, no pretences

He gets more cash to roam

Than a man for his home

Seems someone took leave of their senses.


Those on Southside are uncertain

And incidents like this are hurtin’

Let’s pay people well

When we force them to sell

Ere we drop the arterial curtain.

Daily News Headline: (“Some drastic action may have to be taken”) Nfld. Steamships suspend service

Races And Hotdogs (July 31, 1973)

Will this be a Hot-dog-less Regatta?

For kids this is half the fun

A weiner with catsup or mustard

Passed out to them on a bun.


On Wednesday the Races are scheduled

With Bakers on strike it’s no fun

So those with this kind of concession

May sell hot dogs minus a bun.


Watch Dot-on-a-stick make its debut

Or Dog-on-a-fork may be seen

Some loaves will be found by the crafty

They’ll sell bread with a weiner between.


Will it be a Hot-dog-less Regatta?

I think not, they will all improvise

And like you I’ll be watching concessions

For the most novel Hot-Dog surprise.

Daily News Headline: (Thousands of tourists could become stranded) FERRY SERVICE THREATENED AGAIN

August 1973

Strikes (August 1, 1973)

In the midst of work we are on strike

The modern labor story tells it so

Not because it is a thing we like

To be effective that’s how it must go.


In part the L.S.P.U. one’s resolved

With Bakery workers waiting for a break

The CN strike is so much more involved

For all the Island there’s so much at stake.


The isolation threat is very real

When our turn with rotating strikes arrive

The unions will pursue it with zeal

This method an assurance they’ll survive.


The matter cannot lightly be dismissed

The overtones quite serious no doubt

From stubbornness both parties should desist

Let’s hope CN and unions work it out.

Daily News Headline: BRING POWER TO ISLAND (Object of two studies on Lower Churchill River)


Day No. 2 (August 2, 1973)

Day No. 2 for Regatta is here

They cancelled out Day No. 1

Rain had been forecast for most of the day

Instead of the much needed sun.


We went to the race course the evening before

And people were working full tilt

Sawing, and hammering, sticking up posts

As stalls of all kinds were being built.


This morning Committee men try it again

Determining how it will be

If right wind and weather the Races are on

If not, there’ll be Day No. 3.

Daily News Headline: (Crews keep watch for further landslide) Houses swept into harbor, 4 children die


Regatta Recap (August 6, 1973)

Regatta Days, exceeding even two

As Ed Sullivan would say, were quite a “Shew”

Concessionaires who had no hot dog rolls

Used ice cream cones instead, oh bless their souls.


In numbers quite fantabulous the crowd

It mattered not if sun or doubtful cloud

Postponing races didn’t change the mood

The whole day was a happy interlude.


Strollers, babies, cotton candy, pop

Attractions that made thousands want to stop

Made Thursday afternoon a real delight

With special emphasis on men in flight.


Armed Forces felt that they should play a part

In doing so they fluttered every heart

The air show was a thriller, chills and thrills

Low flying, banking, spiralling and spills.


Day No. 2 went into No. 3,

The pond became as choppy as a sea

Day No. 4 dawned wet and windy too,

And No. 5 likewise ... What to do?

There’s naught but hope for change on No. 6

– a favor from the weatherman’s bag of tricks

To end the longest Regatta Day.

Daily News Headline: (Gov’t eyes Bowaters, Price forests) CRUNCH COMING OVER PULPWOOD


Is Doody Moody Or Will Doyle Recoil (August 7, 1973)

Bill Doody said he would have to know more

Before Doyle developed Julian Lake ore

John C’s proposals were up in the air

For Doyle’s vagueness Doody did not too much care.


Doyle in rebuttal tells us pay no heed

Our Industrial Minister chose to mislead

The Newfoundland people, it’s really no fake

Doyle had a great interest in Julian Lake.


Doody unflinching chose not to recoil

He meant his first statement about Mr. Doyle

And Canadian Javelin Limited, too

No substantial details, so we’re still in a stew


Now what is the score on yon Julian Lake

By whom and how long will development take

Bet any money ‘twill be John C. Doyle

Today’s troubled waters could do with some oil.

Daily News Headline: (The president asked no questions) Grey contradicts Nixon


Regatta Attractions (August 8, 1973)

The braless look is now in vogue

For those who think they’re hep

A man I know admiring same

Fell o’er a concrete step.


It’s good to keep abreast of things

And titter as you may

The style was quite in evidence

That first Regatta Day.


Which brings me to another point

Regatta staggers on

The crowds still gather nightly

As the crews go up the pond.


Above distractions they don’t see

While down the pond or up

Their concentration seems to be

On how to win the cup.

Daily News Headline: (Conciliation report rejected) HOSPITAL UNION OUT


The Staff Of Life (August 9, 1973)

We’re thinking today

Of a worn out cliche

Said everywhere by everyone

it is all about bread

You recall what it said

Half a loaf is much better than none.


When these words were first said

Did a shortage of bread

Bring about what is now a cliche

People once got their wish

With a few loaves of fish

When the Lord fed the hungry one day


History does repeat,

Bread is once more a treat

But as yet there’s no miracle call

For the moment we’d like

Bakers settling their strike

Or some flour to bake with, that’s all


Until strikes are all done

Customers will get one

Only package of flour at a time

It must now be the hour

For a test of flour power

Will its scarceness start new waves of crime?

Daily News Headline: (Provincial labor scene) I’M NO MAGICIAN


Tourists Dilemma (August 10, 1973)

What do you think of Newfoundland?

Did you come here by trailer, car or truck?

These questions one could freely ask

Except last week in Port aux Basques

When thousands found themselves out there, and stuck.


Imagine if you can my friend

On CN boats you must depend

To leave this triangular patch of land

The time and money you would spend

You’re gauged to take you to the end

And suddenly it all gets out of hand


With other tourists you must cope

From hour to hour you live in hope

Nerves are taut, and patience getting thin

Experience you’ll have first hand

To spin some yarns on Newfoundland

Despite it all, hope you’ll be back again.

Daily News Headline: (Prices continue to soar) FOOD CRISIS COULD TOPPLE GOVERNMENT

School Preview (August 13, 1973)

When C.H.E. results come out

It is a signal as a rule

To wind up summer holidays

And think again in terms of school


The school year starts about this time

At least in one sense, I suppose

As families get under way

Fitting the children out with clothes


A rush on school bags there will be

For kindergartens, and as well

Books, crayons, pencils, and things

Like lunch tins are a cinch to sell


It’s time to think of back to school

Although it’s near a month away

So children let’s hope you enjoy

What’s left of every holiday.

Daily News Headline: RAILWAY NON-OPS OUT AGAIN TODAY


Meter Maids (August 14, 1973)

Girls this summer serving gas

Are getting accolades

Which makes the case a better one

For having meter maids.


Won’t someone to the rescue come

Of cops who walk the street

Watching meters that expire

Should not be on their beat.


It matters not if meter maids

Are hired for this, who cares?

Perhaps the job could best be done

By our Commissionaires.


Thing is, this facet of their work

For cops should quickly cease

It just makes little of their job

We respect our police.

Daily News Headline: (St. Clare’s going out today) One hospital strike ends, another begins


The Sick List (August 15, 1973)

A doctor’s time is premium

As patients will attest

Despite appointment being made

Much time we must invest


The clinic line-ups bigger grow

The ages span the years

From 82 year olds, right down

To little tots in tears


Though Doctor’s time is premium

Some patient’s time is too

But there is just no quicker way

The process to get through


Employers must allow for this

When someone checks in ill

Although the Doc when all is checked

May just prescribe a pill


If you must to the Doctor go

Get X-Ray or blood test

Allow yourself some extra time

At least you’ll get a rest.

Daily News Headline: (LSPU dispute not settled, but) Resume shipping Thursday


Hitching To Travel (August 16, 1973)

Gerry Gaffery gets around

From Ottawa he hailed

He made his way to Newfoundland

His thumb has not yet failed


Hitchiking he found to be

The only way to go

Except when he through Amherst passed

Where rides were very slow


The youth hostel in Port aux Basques

Most novel of approaches

For lodging he has never seen

They’re using Railway coaches.


He chose to leave Trans Canada

Of something new to boast

And with no problem made his way

To Grand Bank and South Coast.


Haversack and thumb alone

From capital of nation

If nothing else have Gaffery helped

Broaden his education.

Daily News Headline: (Nixon says he’s clean) “NO EVIDENCE AGAINST ME”


Weekend Warnings (August 17, 1973)

With summer drawing to a close

The weekends precious grow

Lat minute holidaying means

More people on the go.


Of traffic situations we

Should all be much aware

But accidents are proof enough

Some simply do not care


Take heed, as holidays expire,

Of every traffic rule

Make sure that you do not prevent

Some kid’s return to school


If you were licensed just this year

A strong appeal we make

Enjoy yourself but drive with care

For your and others’ sake.

Daily News Headline: (Even when shortages end) Bread will rise ... milk too


Brothers And Sisters (August 20, 1973)

Last week I met two brothers and two sisters

Yet I only met two people I recall

Though there’s no doubt these two brothers were two sisters.

Say, is this making any sense at all?


Not sisters as one finds if in a convent

Nor brothers in religious order they

Not Siamese twins either if you’re guessing

There’s a simple explanation. It’s this way.


Pat and Joan are actually two sisters

Who quite rightfully are brothers just the same

I guess by now you’ve reached the same deduction

That Brothers is the family surname.

Daily News Headline: (Housing Corporation may go out) Another strike?


Paging Dorothy Wyatt (August 21, 1973)

“You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t”

I’m thinking of Councillor Wyatt

Four years ago she to St. John’s people said

She certainly wouldn’t be quiet


Her promise she kept in a positive way

She’s one you could never throw pie at

Her probing and nettling traditions upset

But spotlighted gumption of Wyatt.


She tried to place emphasis where it belonged

Though not always successful, she’d try it

Yet some have interpreted what she has done

As just politicking for Wyatt.


Is getting some action and reaction too

And being at times controversial

Just doing the job one’s elected to do

Or is it a four year commercial.


“You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t”

You can’t please ‘em all Mrs. Wyatt

A gal of your word, that’s a trait that we like

In a mayor-elect – goin’ to try it?

Daily News Headline: (Thanks to Valdmanis ... and John C. Doyle obliging) $1 million for province

St. Clare's Strikers (August 22, 1973)

What is it like

To be out on a strike

On shifts, and with posters, parading

It’s a bit of a pain

In the cold and the rain

With hopes of quick settlement fading.


The St. Clare’s workers find

They’re in a bit of a bind

With the talk of a Union confliction

A lot of them feel

That they got a raw deal

Such comments are made with conviction.


By day or by night

They act very polite

In orderly fashion patrolling

They feel their demand

Warrants taking this stand

Their wish is to just ‘get ‘er rolling’.


Both the well and the ill

Must be getting their fill

Of strikes, discontent and unrest

One thing evidently

Government as P.C.

Is not doing too well in its test.

Daily News Headline: (Moores on demonstration) “We are not going to accept this ... anarchy”


Closed Doors On Clothes Allowance (August 23, 1973)

The ladies who stormed to the house on the hill

By conduct defeated their cause

Example to children was quite a disgrace

We must have respect for the laws


If they with petition had gone as designed

And for all of their efforts drew blank

Then back to the public came with a report

They couldn’t get in to see Frank.


The sympathy needed they’d probably get

It seems that they blew it instead

Who thinks he would take the law unto his own

Can only be sick in the head.


It could have been otherwise we would assume

If Premier Moores had agreed

To talk with the ladies who knocked on the door

Instead he just paid them no heed.


Both parties mishandled the back to school bit

The lawlessness we can’t condone.

And turning us off is a Premier who says

In effect, voters leave me alone.

Daily News Headline: (Region can’t afford it) City council opposes school tax (... but Ottenheimer likes regional idea)


Blueberry Time (August 24, 1973)

It’s off to the barrens this weekend

For pickers of berries so blue

But those who are picking commercial

Must wait for the word to come through


Most of us pick them for pleasure

For jam or a blueberry wine

Boiling up out in the open

With this we quite often combine


The cup of tea brewed on the barrens

Would pass any connoisseur’s test

What better time to be indulgent

Than out on a blueberry quest.


Good weekend, good luck and good pickings

And may all your buckets be filled

But walking through bushes is tricky

Containers are bound to get spilled


SO bundle up all of the kiddies

Supply them with dippers and cans

And then let them loose on the barrens

They should get enough for all hands.

Daily News Headline: (Rotating rail strikes abandoned for) NATIONWIDE WALKOUT


Weekend Whispers (August 27, 1973)

Stranded tourists

Puffing smokes

Swapping hardships

Telling jokes


Rumors flying

Unions try

With CN

To pacify


Other rhubarbs

Sour the task

Latest problem

Port aux Basques


Yet conversely

Day and night

Natives eased

Travellers plight


Hist’ry will

In time present

A story without

Precedent.

Daily News Headline: Strike deadlock


Cheer Up! (August 28, 1973)

Don’t let prices get you down.

Nor strikes be reason for a frown

Don’t worry, things will work out just the same

When shopping for some goods or food

Just do it in a different mood

And try your hand at “Beat the Cashier” game.


Those tags and price stamps as you buy

You should watch with a keener eye

They change so quickly clerks can’t keep in touch

One item could two prices be

To help you shop confusingly

But state your case if you think it’s too much


Watch carefully when cashier sings

The higher price she likely rings

Don’t hesitate to say she punched it wrong

It could be that she’s mesmerized

But when you check she’ll be surprised

You’ll stop her in the middle of her song


More games there could develop yet

Some varied versions of roulette

Like bets on when the railway strike will end

Or how much flour will cost next week

Will Trudeau have a lucky streak

And in hospital strikes who first will bend.

Daily News Headline: PARLIAMENT RECALLED


Tree Talk (August 29, 1973)

The mighty tree so stately stood

Each branch in full array

And with the gentle summer breeze

It moved in idle play


An animated look it took

With gentle wisps of air

At hide and seek round leaf and branch

One sensed it didn’t care


Then suddenly it came to life

It said: “Oh hurry fog

Sunshine I love but hide me now

Here comes another dog.”

Daily News Headline: NON-OPS MAY RESIST BACK-TO-WORK ORDER


For Two Cents..... (August 30, 1973)

“Got two cents, mister?”

“Yes, me son”

The old one shook his head

“Whatever can

you buy with that?”

“Oh sir, a slice of bread.”


“Me and my brother

figured out

The way it goes with prices

Twenty-one people

Two cents each

Will buy a loaf of slices.”


“Son, tell your mother

here’s a tip

To help her keep ahead

Don’t buy it fresh

She’ll pay much less

When she buys day old bread.”

Daily News Headline: NURSES REJECT WAGE CONTRACT


Life's Like That (August 31, 1973)

Life is like a cake of soap

With scented smell of flowers

A baby fresh unfettered, undefiled

Stamped at birth with seal of death

In growth is ebbing life

To cease when very old, or as a child.


The cake of soap is so like life

It slips away unnoticed

Though closely watched one cannot see it go

Diminishing uncertainly

According to its use

Its finis could be fast or very slow.


Life is every single day

Week or hour or minute

Fill it with your love and bring it hope

Make it more constructive

Ask what is your legacy

Think of it when next you use a cake of soap.

Daily News Headline: (“We’re not going back to work!”) STRIKERS SMASH INTO PARLIAMENT

September 1973

Back To School (September 4, 1973)

The Province is transformed today

With opening of school

Motorists must be alert

This morning play it cool


It takes some getting used to, right?

You’ll note the traffic flow

From what was once a steady pace

Today is very slow.


But CAUTION is the keyword now

Much effort we must put

Into our travelling, whether

By car, or bike, or foot.

Daily News Headline: RAIL STRIKE ENDS


Picket Line Parlance (September 5, 1973)

“Ah, ‘tis wicked

Mrs. Pickett

Do you think we’ll ever stick it?

This being on a picket is no fun.

We’re just sayin’

What they’re payin’

Hens are better paid for layin’

The support of many thousands we have won”.


“I’m not certain

Mrs. Burton

But this time it’s really hurtin’

Especially us workers at St. Clare’s

So maybe

Now just maybe

They’ll get word from Johnnie baby

The longer out the thinner patience wears.”

Daily News Headline: BIGGER BABY BONUS OCT. 1


Beginners (September 6, 1973)

The little girl in silence sat

A stranger sitting near

A gentle voice directions gave

And then there came a tear

Another, and one more, until

Heartbreakingly she cried

And ran toward the door to find

Her tearful Mom outside.


The little boy no breakfast ate

He hated Maw and Paw

They took him to a building huge

He looked at it with awe

When noon arrived. Surprise! Surprise!

He said with much aplomb

“I met a lot of friends today

I’m goin’ to like school Mom.”


Initiation into school

Is for each girl and boy

A quite unique experience

Yet it’s the real McCoy

Leaving mother at the door

Into a new world thrown

Adjusting time is varied, but

Each makes out on his own.

Daily News Headline: (St. Clare’s rejects new offer) NAPE says “No!”


Tempus Fugit (September 7, 1973)

How flies the time

The kids are back in school

The summer fades

Vacation filed away

A change in dress

To match the changing clime

As fall sets in

To shorten up each day.


How flies the time

Some friendly faces gone

Perhaps transferred

While others have been wed

New babies born

New neighbours on your street

And vacant spots

Where friends have joined the dead.

How flies the time.

Daily News Headline: China missile could hit U.S. or Moscow


Feed Bag Blues (September 10, 1973)

Victuals are gone to the dickens

Meat is a luxury now

Idolatry may be returning

For sacred again is the cow


Prices are hitting new ceilings

As they are related to prog

Pork is up there with the highest

One up for the lowly old hog


Bologna one time an old standby

Could often be purchased for change

No longer in snack category

It too is being priced out of range


The whole thing is out of proportion

Shopping has lost its appeal

Grocery buying is daily

Being changed into quite an ordeal.

Daily News Headline: (Hospital strikes settlement near?) Unions to vote on new arrangement


Cabinet Closeness (September 11, 1973)

Ministers of cabinet are seeing eye to eye

No matter what goes on there’s no alarm

Recent pictures tell the story rather vividly

With Rousseau linked to Crosbie by the arm.


This arm in arm relationship togetherness suggests

And tough are eight hour meetings I am told

Could be Crosbie needed some support when it was o’er.

And Rousseau’s role was merely to uphold


The beaming smile of Premier Frank, a groom of recent days.

Would seemingly suggest that all is well

But NAPE and CUPE union men to memberships return.

How meetings went their votes this week will tell.

Daily News Headline: (St. Clare’s strike over) But it’s not a happy ending


Watch Those Poles (September 12, 1973)

The driving hazards daily met

And we have often said it

Are such that drivers in St. John’s

Deserve a lot of credit.


Illegal parking, torn up streets

Pedestrians jay walking

Are just a sample of the things

About which we are talking


To stationary hazards though

We praise a strong objection

Such as one finds at Simmonds

And Hamilton intersection.


Quite brazenly at sidewalk’s edge

Utility poles taunt you

Traffic people please take note

It could come back to haunt you.

Daily News Headline: (Unemployment decrease termed) ‘Staggering improvement’ (to Newfoundland’s economy)

Greg And Joe (September 13, 1973)

There once was a fellow named Power

Who, on his pal Joey turned sour

He quite early retired

His friend Joey got fired

Now they’re mixing like water and flour.


A Smallwood named Joe, politician

Stepped down, not of his own volition

“I’m finished, I’m through

It’s all over, adieu”

Now he’d like to get back his position.


Quite frankly, I am of the notion

It’s all in a form of promotion

Joe’s broke we’ve been told

So his book must be sold

He’s just keeping the sales pitch in motion.

Daily News Headline: Commons approves higher baby bonus


The Face Of Happiness (September 14, 1973)

Reading faces sometimes brings one joy

As registered in features of a boy

I saw last week. One didn’t have to guess

For he reflected his true happiness.


Just six years old he genuinely beamed

For he was being what he often dreamed

A son, being loved, part of a family -

For he had been adopted recently.


Elated parents too conveyed their joy

Through signs of their affection for their boy.

Their life is full, for having made a choice

To so adopt, and with them we rejoice.

Daily News Headline: (Government roasted) PRICE RISE IS HIGHEST IN 22 YEARS


Miss Newfoundland (September 17, 1973)

We all admire beauty, charm and grace

Poise, composure, loveliness of face

In Newfoundland we have a goodly share

Makes difficult a winner to declare.


Talent, Charm, must all go hand in hand

When seeking out our own MISS NEWFOUNDLAND

Beauty was found in talent, form and face

When judges chose Miss Hunt of Harbour Grace.


Throughout the Province, Central, East and West

Contests were held to spotlight on the best

Each one of whom would further try her hand

At being chosen as MISS NEWFOUNDLAND.


All seven ladies wooed us with their charm

From Corner Brook, St. John’s and Joe Batt’s Arm

Miss Hunt will for Miss Canada compete

May good luck and good fortune be her treat.

Daily News Headline: (3,000 “detained” in Chile) Resistors warned to give up, or die


Eavesdropping On Earwigs (September 18, 1973)

Two quite impish earwigs were scaling up a wall

And settled in a crevice the summer to recall

“I met a lot of strangers”, said one of them named Sam

“Oh there they are, hey fellas, way over here I am.”


Each one told a story of something he had done

How great big human beings are really lots of fun

“They must be charmed to see me, they’re screaming with delight”

“That’s not it old Wiggy, we give them all a fright.”


“You really think it happens, you mean they’re scared of us

You don’t mean that’s the reason they’re making all the fuss”

“Yes boy they’re awful squeamish, though thousand times our size

Perhaps they don’t expect us, we’re too big a surprise.”


“Hi there fellas, welcome, glad you made the hike

This will be a warm one, the kind of place you like

Head right for the rafters, keeping out of sight

Then drop in some evening and give them all a fright.”

Daily News Headline: (Told he had “no business” there) NO HELP FOR POLICEMAN IN MULLOCK ST. BRAWL


Mysterious Metrobus (September 19, 1973)

The St. John’s Transportation Commission

Is into the big league I see

Dramatizing a simple appointment

And shrouding it in mystery.


They announced an impending announcement

They, the Metrobus Manager knew

But liked to tease citizens further

Now isn’t that worth a ho ho.


To announce the forthcoming announcement

They must have enjoyed all the fun

Of telling us nothing whatever

And rating a spot on page one.


However one feature redeems them

Although how ‘twas done was a cod

In Mr. Noseworthy’s appointment

They’ve given a native the nod.

Daily News Headline: (“Hasty” arrest, sentence appealed) NEW TRIAL ON DRUGS CHARGE FOR LABRADOR MAN?


A CN First (September 20, 1973)

Since ‘49 through all appointments made

A Newfoundlander never made the grade

When Managers were shifted to the scene

Now suddenly a native - Michael Greene.


One wonders how this transfer was designed

Precisely what does CN have in mind

With morale low and matters never worse

Is Mr. Green inheriting a curse.


Don’t tell me that at last they understand

A Newfoundlander best knows Newfoundland

Can feel its pulse and honestly dictate

The best way that CN can operate.


Or could it be more change is imminent

That D.O.T.’s concerned with dollars spent

All vessel service to the Island may

From CN be discreetly hauled away.


It’s hard to tell but in the wind there’s change

A precedent established which is strange

But hopefully the outcome will be good

We’re with you Greene, good luck, but knock on wood.

Daily News Headline: (Virginia development stymied) ‘Major blunder’ Dorothy asserts

Echoes From Ottawa (September 21, 1973)

The Ottawa boys

Have been making some noise

From questions to full dissertation

Which was triggered no doubt

By the ferries being out

When a rail strike tied up the nation.


On their Qs and their Ps

Are the team of PCs

As they go at it hammer and tonging

They quite adequately state

Though the Gulf separate

Newfoundland is most surely belonging.


Though an Island perhaps

It’s the thought of these chaps

That we’re owed a lot more than we’re getting

Rather militant, they

And a good thing I say

Some top brass I see they’re upsetting.

Daily News Headline: (2,800 drivers convicted) ALMOST HALF HAVE LICENCE RETURNED (Safety Council calls halt)

The Spoken Word (September 24, 1973)

It’s hard to see the reasoning if any

Behind K.B.M. Fraser’s choice of words

When being touted at a public dinner

And making there a statement for the birds.


The Chief R.C.M.P. here in the Province

If as big as he would profess to be

Should know his speech was very out of order

And give R.C. Board an apology


The gist is that there’s need from some discretion

When students they must visit in the school

But teachers obviously had reported

That such is more exception than the rule.


To save embarrassment to school and pupils

They made requests considerate to be

Plain clothes and without fanfare should they visit

Misconstrued it seems by the R.C.M.P.


When a man in charge of law enforcement

Such sweeping statement makes without detail

It’s only fair to ask when next he’s speaking

To take a little time to read his mail.

Daily News Headline: MUN departments told trim back spending


Boys At Bedtime (September 25, 1973)

Two little brothers were lying in bed

One little chap to the other boy said

Mommies don’t know what way children to raise

They’re all mixed up in their nights and their days


They send us to bed we’re not sleepy at all

They don’t hear us even though both of us bawl

Then when we decide a good rest we will take

They spend their time trying to get us awake.

Daily News Headline: (Minimum wage) $2.05 an hour by 1975?


The Steele Royal Commission (September 26, 1973)

It seems this was a long o’erdue Commission

From many of the matters brought to light

Like daily routines, handling prosecutions

The need some areas to expedite.


This in-depth study, seemingly objective

The facts of life, in court procedures, state

One wonders how soon starts implementation

The tendency is to procrastinate.


Some Commissions haven’t been impressive

Although O’Dea’s and Steele’s quite hopefully

Will set the trend for others that may follow

Restoring Commission’s integrity.

Daily News Headline: (Real estate, construction costs blamed for increase) Now it’s $20 million to finish arterial road


Working Wives (September 27, 1973)

The working wife is here to stay

She’s on the job both night and day

Mostly to help family keep pace

She gives her best at home and then

At work she gives her best again

And this way life’s complexities can face


But ladies who have ample time

To spare, but work for change of clime,

Or boredom of the house they cannot stand

Should not be in the working mart

In volunteering field should start

So many places need a helping hand


Just working of their own accord

Will bring to them its own reward

Hospitals, Red Cross, Rehabs, the Blind

Retarded, crippled, many more

Could help you if your life’s a bore

Unless you need a job, keep them in mind.

Daily News Headline: (“... Cut them out”) Drug pushers “a cancer on society”


At Peace In Autumn (September 28, 1973)

The blanket of night is rolled back.

Nature sounds

infiltrate the subconscious.

Each distinct warble,

hoot or chirp

makes its intro in turn.

From the pianissimo

of awakening life,

through the crescendo

of awareness,

the day is ready for

nature’s symphony.


The unseen maestro

conducting from the rostrum

of eternity

adjusts the flaming solar spotlight

of early morn

converting it in stages of time

into the day’s floodlight.


Calm lakes mirror

the changing day

glisteningly responding

to the autumn resplendence.

Man, beast and bird

savour the tranquility

of country seclusion.

Daily News Headline: (Early deadline, red tape bit) “Miserable” turnout at City LIP seminar

October 1973

Will Buchans Go Back? (October 1, 1973)

Setting some kind of a record

Are miners of Buchans no doubt

For it is now seven months later

Since these mining people walked out


All have been very tenacious

They have much stamina shown

Not being coerced by ASARCO

They have quite a will of their own


If miners can reach an agreement

It will be a blessing for all

Though winning they still will be losers

In one area we recall


That is, they’re the veteran strikers

They have seniority claim

Though strikes came and went they’re still with it

Without them it won’t be the same

Daily News Headline: (Sharp ignores criticism) Canada recognizes regime in Chile


Lane Hoppers (October 2, 1973)

I’ve seen children playing hopscotch

I’ve watched runners on a track

I’ve seen horses being jockeyed

But in all my looking back

I have never ever witnessed

Though I’ve taken greatest pains

The performance of some drivers

When they’re skipping traffic lanes


There is just no rhyme nor reason

When you’re stopping for a light

You are in the through lane traffic

With a fellow on your right

When the green light flicks you’re ready

But he’s readier than you

Doesn’t turn right as expected

And just barrels right on through.

Daily News Headline: (Federals give “false picture”) Cream taken off milk subsidy


Doug Grant (October 3, 1973)

Let’s chug a lug

To goalie Doug

A contract signing chappie

It’s understood

His making good

Makes everybody happy.


The tune he sings

Is for Red Wings

And all Newfoundland hollers

As Doug Grant makes

The higher stakes

Five hundred thousand dollars.


This chap they took

From Corner Brook

At whom they will be whacking

Though on his own

Won’t be alone

With our support and backing.

Daily News Headline: Buchans miners accept “decent” ASARCO offer


Dorothy Declares (October 4, 1973)

The lone lady councillor did it

Exactly what we did expect

Mrs. Wyatt’s term nearing expiry

And now she’s mayor-elect.


The first to declare such intention

Aspiring to seat No. 1

The race for the Mayor’s position

Officially now has begun.


Concerning the office of Mayor

A mini-projection I make

A total of four will be seeking

The chair of the Mayor at stake.


“Ladies first” seems the position

And Dorothy opened the door

Watch for the increase in tempo

As numbers of candidates soar.


Because of her battles in Council

Your “warship” will suit her I guess

How does one address lady mayors

I suppose it would be Mayoress.

Daily News Headline: (To prevent urban encroachment) Government takes over threatened farm lands


Market Place Questionnaire (October 5, 1973)

In labelling a spade a spade

It’s one up for the Board of Trade

Who recognize we have a special need

For a produce and seafood mart

They’re playing now an active part

To get one for St. John’s, they took the lead.


A questionnaire has been sent out

To tell you what it’s all about

And pertinently ask a yes or no.

What products, and what time of year?

Facilities? What kind of gear?

And where you think such market place should go.


Dairy products, seafoods, flowers,

Vegetables that are ours

Seafood (fresh), eggs, handicrafts and such

Like Water Street if you recall

The year we had it as a Mall

And for a capital, that isn’t much.

Daily News Headline: STUDENTS WOULD POLICE MUN


166th (NFLD) R.A. Reunion (October 9, 1973)

Comradeship. Togetherness, being one

In soggy trench, on turret of a gun

On battlefields where loss of limb and life

Perpetuate in memory the strife.


Comradeship. Throughout the years it sticks

So evident in men of One-Six-Six

Whose weekend of activities complete

For all participating was a treat.


Comradeship. They spanned the ocean then

From Britain bringing o’er two of their men

To meet with pals from here and mainland too

Through this reunion friendship to renew.


At Pleasantville, a quite historic site

A buffet meal and dance on Friday night

Guns camouflaged a tent, a mannequin

Showed both sides of the battles they were in.


Good dancing music a la C.L.B.

A special touch for that festivity

In Basilica an all faith service where

A special comradeship was found in prayer.

Daily News Headline: (First attack on populated area) Israeli jets bomb Port Said


Fire Prevention Week (October 10, 1973)

A week of caution and alert

With fire hazards we shouldn’t flirt

Clear out the refuse and the dirt

This week of Fire Prevention.


Stoves and funnels don’t abuse

It’s too late when a life you lose

Check lamps, switches the size of fuse

This week of Fire Prevention.


Ask yourself what it’s all about

If fire from sleep should rout

How would you and the kids get out

This week of Fire Prevention.


You know that life is very dear

Pay heed to messages you hear

The Fireman’s words are quite sincere

This week of Fire Prevention.

Daily News Headline: WAR WORSENS (Israel commands the skies but ground fighting fierce)

Come By Chance Refinery (October 11, 1973)

A very regal sounding boat

The QE II in booze did float

As passengers massaged their throat.


Pleasantries and song and dance

With just a dash of elegance

Brought life anew to Come by Chance.


In fashions rare were ladies seen

In presence of John M. Shaheen

On his floating hotel the “Queen”.


Security the visit marred

As many visitors were barred

One reaction “Blessed Lard”.


Winston Churchill’s grandson came

Bring his historic name

Part of the promotion game.


Joey Smallwood couldn’t stand

Moores having the upper hand

Thus a hasty exit planned.


Time would no deterrent be

Should he elect to stay and see

The Come by Chance ceremony.


We hope that as we celebrate

On this near mid-October date

The opening augurs well our fate.

Daily News Headline: AGNEW QUITS (Given $10,000 fine, three years probation)


At Autumn (October 15, 1973)

The winds feel cooler every day

As autumn breezes briskly blow

Already with the drooping tem.

A hint of the impending snow

The trees bow down more frequently

Beneath the fallish gusty strain

And put up quite a battle with

The autumn winds and pelting rain.


The blended green and red and gold

Of leaves that spread the colour range

Appeal to most discerning eye

As the beholder welcomes change

Of landscapes as it changes form

Aware the finished work is planned

For every season in its turn

Reveals the master artist’s hand.

Daily News Headline: (Fighting kills 656 Israeli soldiers) Syrians slow down Israeli advance


An Invitation (October 16, 1973)

Music, song and dance - an autumn fling

A chance to see Nish Rumboldt so his thing

With one hundred forty voices in his hand

Alert to every musical command.


An exciting four part show next weekend will

To people of St. John’s be quite a thrill

Big sound of brass the voices complement

In quality it sets a precedent.


A concert band from Brother Rice will play

Phyllis Angel Dancers doing their ballet

Will add their charm and graceful dancing art

While the Baird Sisters will captivate your heart.


A special touch of sweetness and finesse

Young, pretty girls reflecting happiness

The singers of St. Patrick’s you will hear

Their tender tones so easy on the ear.


The Girl Friends group will add a special touch

The fast paced show will offer oh so much

To those who know good entertainment fare

If with luck you get a ticket, see you there.

Daily News Headline: (U.S. flying “weapons of war” to Israel) Soviet Union pledges help “in every way” for Arabs


Morgan At MUN (October 17, 1973)

Holy Moses! Moses Morgan made it

The best man finally became the groom

Someone in top echelon is thinking

And for that kind of thought there’s lots of room.


Experience and total dedication

Loyalty, integrity prevailed

In stature each semester he was gaining

Until his attributes at last were hailed.


MUN and Morgan, a good combination

Synonymous with progress and advance

Congrats to the new President, Mose Morgan

So pleased a Newfoundlander got the chance.

Daily News Headline: (Program to cost $400 million) Canadians will pay lower taxes in ‘74


Up The Shore (October 18, 1973)

Tom Doyle M.H.A. in his Minister’s role

Has certain objectives to meet

One is the loop from St. John’s through Trepassey

St. Mary’s and back, to complete.


He talks of the paving in purposeful tones

Which at present extends to Renews

Noting 15 miles built in a year and a half

Which to all Southern Shore is good news.


Emphatic on tourist potential is he

Enthusiastic is his theme

In 2 or 3 years he predicts he will see

Fulfillment of this special dream.


There’s merit in what he is trying to do

And when the paved loop is complete

Directly will residents benefit much

Tourists getting a real offbeat treat.

Daily News Headline: (Israeli officer comments:) “Ending the war will take time”


Bill & Dot (A & W) (October 22, 1973)

At present St. John’s Mayor’s race

is only between two

It can be labelled easily

the A. & W.

A for Adams who is adamant

and anxious now

W for Wyatt who to Adams

will not bow


Lurking in the shadows is

McNicholas, P.J.

When asked a simple yes or no

he just refused to say

If he was seeking office, yet

we know he’s goin’ to try

It’s strange that an eye specialist

can’t look you in the eye


In earlier predictions I said

four would seek the seat

Over two weeks left of course

a deadline for to meet

As interest builds we’ll think about

the person we’ll endorse

But keep an open mind and watch for

the proverbial dark horse.

Daily News Headline: Youth, 15, arrested in death of girl, 9


From The Waterfront (October 23, 1973)

The news from the waterfront looks pretty good

Employment is at a good height

For L.S.P.U. there is plenty of work

Which makes it a bit of all right.

.

The incoming shipping is upward in trend

Projections suggest there’ll be more

When the new agency from CN takes the load

And to east coast they start to detour.


Some changes in shipping trends likely we’ll see

Employment could reach a new high

The L.S.P.U. without further disputes

Could get quite a hunk of the pie.


The use of St. John’s as a port has to grow

There’s a bottle neck at Port aux Basques

It’s up to the union and businesses too

To be ably prepared for the task.

Daily News Headline: (Police must be protected) Fine or jail for assaulting constable


Helping Hands (October 24, 1973)

Getting involved is what people avoid

It’s easy to understand why

Very often when matters of law are involved

Everybody just turns a blind eye


No one turned a hand when a Constable asked

If they’d help him to make an arrest

“Sorry, old chap, it’s your job, go ahead”

He did, and with him we’re impressed.


Yet it makes one aware of how gutless we are

Oh yes, we can spout off like mad

Unless we support our protectors of law

Repercussions can be very bad


Villains will venture with vengeance unless

Our policemen we choose to defend

The magistrate’s right, we should come to their aid

Each of us helping hands should extend.

Daily News Headline: (Nixon’s stunning reversal) He’ll give up the tapes


Senior Citizens (October 25, 1973)

A lady up in Ferryland

Who’s past three score and ten

Was quite enthused when telling me

That life’s renewed again

For many of the older folks

Who have a place to meet

They got a New Horizons grant

Which she says is ‘complete.’


The senior citizens around

Play cards or chat or knit

They even have some music for

The spry ones who won’t sit

With handicrafts and other things

Like men at carpentry

They keep themselves amused and fit

It sounds like fun to me.

Daily News Headline: (For killers of police, prison guards) RETAIN HANGING


25 Hour Day (October 26, 1973)

Tomorrow you’ll have it your way

In city, village, town or bay

It will be in our power

To put time back an hour

There’ll be 25 hours in that day.


At midnight eleven ‘twill be

Which is great if you’re out on a spree

As already explained

There’s an hour to be gained

May your night be as full as can be.


Much shorter days from now on

Our heavier clothes we will don

The rain, wind and snow

We will see come and go

Time still flies, autumn is almost gone.

Daily News Headline: (Oppose “unnecessary” recognition) CUPE might stage a general walkout


A Wild Weekend (October 29, 1973)

A major fire in height of storm

An industry wiped out

United Nail and Foundry

Was demolished without doubt.


The biting winds to 80 went

With driving snow and rain

Causing outages in power

And washouts once again.


Stephenville a holdup had

A taxi robbery

A bank robber in Kelligrews

Lined up his own soiree.


He cased the place and made his plan

Then with a sawed off gun

With confidence he pulled the job

And didn’t even run.


A quite exciting weekend, eh,

No bright spots in the lot

But fire is out the storm is o’er

And suspected robber caught.

Daily News Headline: Flames devastate foundry buildings (Nearby homes are evacuated)


Nov. 13th (Oh Oh) (October 30, 1973)

The superstitious candidate

His Ps and Qs should watch

And sorrows be prepared to drown

With swig of two of scotch

And whether it’s a he or she

The time is getting near

When people start to pick and choose

Who’s bluffing, who’s sincere.


In days there are but 15 left

The interest starts to mount

Each dedicated candidate

Must get the votes that count

The superstitious ones might see

The 13th as a hex

But dedicated ones will gather

Every single X.

Daily News Headline: (Party leaders Levesque, Loubier and Dupuis lose seats) Federalist Bourassa sweeps Quebec


White Elephant (October 31, 1973)

The home of Dr. Kavanagh

Stood stately on the hill

And Joe said to Lord Taylor

“You’ll like this, I know you will”.


“Not quite suited to my taste

In fact I think I shan’t”

And that’s when we inherited

A new White Elephant


The mansion on Mount Scio Road

Built for MUN’s President

Satisfied Lord Taylor’s needs

But now it’s up for rent


To people on the totem pole

To re-open its doors

Were newlyweds among us

Namely, Frank and Janice Moores


But even well flushed Premiers

Have ceilings to their sky

It seems though Frankie liked the place

He found the rent too high


Not as Premier, but citizen

Will Frankie rent this house

The Towers of Liz he must vacate

To satisfy his spouse.

Daily News Headline: (Oil prices a factor) Electricity rate increases coming

November 1973

On Trick And Treat (November 1, 1973)

The doorbells rang – for “trick and treat”

As little people roamed the street

Hoping to find folks generous not mean

For most it turned out to be so

And merrily did goblins go

From house to house, last night on Hallowe’en.


From evening through early night

The little people, all polite

With adults in the background paid a call

Some simply came to get their treats

Of fruit, chips, or assorted sweets

Just dressing up they seemed to have a ball.


Some didn’t look for goodies though

But good old fashioned real live dough

Their UNICEF box they passed in instead

In this way some felt that they would

Do just a little bit of good

Their hand was out for someone else instead.

Daily News Headline: (“Wasteful” forest policy) Sawmill is blasted: like forest fires


Harry Hamlyn - Happy Retirement (November 2, 1973)

On the last day of October

Did a gentleman retire

Hundreds of thousands always

Did this gentleman admire


His name is Harry Hamlyn

Like Noah with the Ark

His name has been synonymous

With famous Bowring Park


Of hedges, flowers and gardens

He knows it all, then some,

Artistically we see the mark

Of H. Hamlyn’s green thumb


We laud him for his talent

His dedicated art

The Hamlyn touch will always be

Of Bowring Park, a part.


The beauty he presented

With treasure very much

And proudly do we recognize

The Harry Hamlyn touch.

Daily News Headline: (Gas, oil rise is 2¢ a gallon) BUT ... WORSE IS YET TO COME


Hurrah For Hermitage (November 5, 1973)

At last, at last, the Cheeseman seat

Is going to be filled

In the district of Hermitage

The people must be thrilled


While many names are kicked around

When it comes to the wire

Bert Meade and Roger Simmons

Should provide a little fire


The former backed by Government

For P.C.s joins the race

While Liberals hopes in Roger lie

Whom anything will face.


Two major parties want the seat

But there may yet be three

A bid is being considered

By the fighting N.D.P.


Just three weeks to election date

The voters will go swarming

To fill that cold long-vacant seat

With backbencher behind warming.

First publication: November 5, 1973 in the Daily News

Daily News Headline: They’re off and running in Hermitage


Gasp! The Gas! (November 6, 1973)

Depression is the road ahead

The sign much larger looms

People soon will find themselves

Just driving on the fumes


The laws of supply and demand

Will change the trend of traffic

The escalating price of gas

Will make it all so graphic


The bigger car demand will wane

To minis we’ll be changing

In course of just a year or two

There’ll be some rearranging


Seventy four cents for gas

Is certainly outrageous

The switch to other travel mode

Will soon become contagious


More bikes will certainly be seen

More buses used, more walking

For prices just go up and up

No matter how much squawking.

Daily News Headline: (Hey! Look at this!) Prices going ... DOWN!


Y.W.C.A. (November 7, 1973)

Social Action Committee in action

That’s what we have seen at the Y

The ladies, community minded

Decided to give it a try

They set up a citizens forum

Each week a guest speaker was there

The candidates and their electors

Their many opinions could air.


Attendance each week escalated

The interest increased as it went

Result: Just a simple conclusion

The evenings for all were well spent

The ladies at Y are deserving

Of thanks for their civic concern

We’re happy to add to the chorus

Of compliments which they well earn.

Daily News Headline: (Based on limestone deposits) See $60 million cement industry for Port au Port


Exercise Your Franchise (November 8, 1973)

Do people care how things are going?

Is anyone showing concern?

If you’re saying yes to this question

Then next Tuesday it will be your turn.


There will be elections all over

The Province, and each of you will

Be given the choice of deciding

Which ones will the council seats fill.


No use saying when it’s all over

Wish so and so had gotten in

Each voter of age must determine

Who in this election will win.


Be careful when marking your ballot

The lost votes are in the rejects

If you’re voting right means something to you

Next Tuesday, get out, Mark your X.

Daily News Headline: (Pulpwood in short supply) (Woods limits inadequate) (Logging jobs go begging) LAYOFFS, SHUTDOWNS AT LINERBOARD


Armistice Day (November 9, 1973)

Armistice.

The hope was there.

A war to end all wars was o’er

Eleventh hour, eleventh day,

eleventh month.

the powers great

proclaimed a peace

that had been earned

by broken hearts

crippled frames

massive bloodshed.


Armistice.

A history date,

though preciously remembered

by still a meager few

who still live on.

or by their offspring

or through relative.

it takes its place

in annals cold

to be but a referral date

to those who seek

a knowledge of another way of life.


Armistice.

A time for thought

when veterans of other wars

that followed this now shattered peace

identify through facing too

the perils of our freedom’s price.

and in reflective moods

at memories of stone

they pray in silence

for the price of peace,

which still evades

the restless world of greed

and writes on bothered minds

a new but an ironic epitaph.


Armistice.

Daily News Headline: (Linerboard mill’s problem) Labrador wood supply termed “pipe dream”

Have A Good Day (November 12, 1973)

How nice it is to have a little snooze

To just lie back and read the Daily News

Enjoying in a quite relaxing way

A break – the last pre-Christmas holiday.


To just unwind once in a while is good

A change of pace reflects in change of mood

No jams to face in traffic for a day

From all of it, it’s good to get away.


And children too enjoy the extra nap

No scrambling for a missing shoe or cap

If they go out their own things let them find

No clock to beat, to give you peace of mind.


Enjoy the day, if fine, go for a walk

You may meet someone else who’ll stop and talk

So play it cool and strangely you will find

You, and those whom you contact, will unwind.

Daily News Headline: Oil spill at Come By Chance


First Term Frolic (November 13, 1973)

Teachers of language in junior grades

Their jobs do quite seriously take

But while educating they get the odd treat

For the small fry their own language make


On plural and singular here is a case

“Mouse, when it’s plural, is mice,

Now Geraldine, what is the plural of house”

And the proud answer given was “Hice”.


Goose was another word causing a stir

“The plural”, says teacher, “is Geese”

“Now Jimmy, remember our yesterday’s work

Moose?” “Yes Miss, the plural is Meese”.


Genders of course have their funny side too

“Female - women; and the males - men”

But what does teacher reply when a little chap says

“Pencil’s male, and the female is pen”


It’s like the old story retold many times

“Who can tell me about the Epistles”

When a Sunday School kid with a lisp had his say

“They’re the wives of Apostles”, he whistles.

Daily News Headline: U.N. troops man Israeli barrier


Turkey Talk (November 14, 1973)

A turkey soon will be a tasty treat

As well as quite a costly piece of meat

From 94 cents to a buck one pays

Per pound for that old ugly bird these days.


That history repeating bit is true

It’s still recalled by quite a lot of you

That Christmas, Easter or some special date

The turkey would a spot of honor rate.


And now again it’s happening that way

I predict to have a turkey Christmas Day

You’ll have to book ahead, demand is high

Despite the prices reaching to the sky.

Daily News Headline: SHE’S THE BOSS NOW!


The Day After (November 15, 1973)

Election din subsides another while

TV and airwaves back to their routine

For recent killings papers licking chops

As hopefuls hogged the advertising scene.


Throughout the Province days of rest ahead

For listeners and viewers it’s a break

The many who to Council did aspire

A pause to unwind or rewind will take.


The contacts personal have all been made

Impressions formed and it is strange to note

That how a person looked, not what he said

Influenced people as they cast their vote.


It’s over now, the Province settles down

Election upsets and surprises reigned

Some didn’t save their fee of nomination

Others quick popularity have gained.


To all who volunteered for public office

Acknowledgement for efforts we must make

As one who tried I know the road they travelled

Though clear view can be changed to view opaque.

Daily News Headline: (That “Ruth Thompson Affair) SUGGESTS LEGAL ACTION


What Money Can't Buy (November 16, 1973)

The dollar sign on everything

Is evident these days

Yet there is much that we can give

In many special ways


The compliment you’d like to make

Which is sincerely meant

You shouldn’t put off anymore

It doesn’t cost a cent


That visit to a hospital

Or some old folks you know

Might take a little of your time

But seeds of friendship grow


What does it cost a smile to give

In terms of money - nought

So give a smile have it returned

It surely can’t be bought


A gentle word, a pleasant look

A helping hand, a smile

No monetary value have

But they make life worthwhile

Daily News Headline: (The Thompson Affair) SUE ROYAL COMMISSIONER?


Young Canada Book Week (November 19, 1973)

Why read a book?

Does it deserve a spending of your time

Reading prose, perhaps interpreting a rhyme?

And what rewards if any will accrue

If reading is a thing you want to do?


The answer’s clear.

Experience imparts that those who read

Intellectually satisfy a need

A broadened scope is theirs in happy consequence

A self improvement is the reader’s recompense.


It’s good to read.

All those who do will understand

The wit and wisdom of the world at their command

From coldest text to warmest novel one can find

Writing can enrich a quite receptive mind


Reading is fun.

It can be your way to relax

The choice is yours from fiction to the hardest facts

A book to foreign lands in spirit can transport

Young people, read, your teachers, parents too, exhort.

Daily News Headline: (redfish failure could close plants, end thousands of jobs) FISHERY DISASTER THREATENS


Morning Brushoff (November 20, 1973)

I saw an accident today

A small one but the thought was born

With snow and slippery surfaces

More care is needed in the morn


To give your car the break it needs

Take time to warm it up a bit

And make allowances in time

For brushing ice and snow off it.


As nights and mornings colder get

The frost gives a restricted view

An accident does not take much

Preventing one is up to you.


So if your morning schedule is

The same as summer, you can see

The extra preparation time

Could mean your being accident free.

Daily News Headline: (The coming crisis in the fishing industry) It may be worse than first believed

T.B. Christmas Seals (November 21, 1973)

The time of year is now at hand

When we hear many strong appeals

For causes, worthy in their right

And one of them is T.B. seals.


The Christmas TB seal campaign

Already is well under way

Perhaps you have contributed

If not, keep it in mind today


Tuberculosis we have known

In Newfoundland for many years

Its killing rate is much reduced

We’ve changed our thinking and our fears.


The programs of research being done

The educational advance

Through Christmas Seals such work extends

At least there’s now a fighting chance.

Daily News Headline: We’ve got to get back to the lowly cod!


Sparrow Shot Down (November 22, 1973)

Dunville council hang your head

Your action is uncouth

Your thumbs down action yesterday

Is a thumbs down on youth.


Tony Sparrow’s just nineteen.

So what, why all the noise

This chap is quite intelligent

Has confidence and poise.


Deputy Mayor stock is he

The voters made it so

By showing prejudice you tell

Those voters where to go.


The young are not responsible

That is our song and dance

But when they want to get involved

We take away the chance.


Young Sparrow is a gentle bird

He’ll serve his four year term

Let’s hope his contribution will

Make council members squirm.


The thinking of the councillors

At Dunville is askew

The voters should take action to

Prevent it P.D.Q.


If there’s a generation gap

They made it far more wide

They should make Sparrow, Deputy

And point to youth with pride.

Daily News Headline: (No signs of depletion here) Caplin may be our salvation


Christmas Countdown (November 23, 1973)

Just one month and two days away

From long awaited Christmas Day

How quickly every day will go

It will be here before we know.


You’ll see results of plans being made

In next week’s Santa Claus parade

The Jaycees faithfully each year

Set a Christmas mood of cheer.


From then on in the snow and slush

We’ll be caught in the Christmas rush

With all the energetic wives

Putting on housecleaning drives.


From all the rush someone must pause

To drop a note to Santa Claus.

For little kids who can’t write yet

But keep insisting don’t forget.


The time is short to do your bit

So make the very best of it

And plan to keep an open door

For all the lonely folk and poor.

Daily News Headline: (Synod told sad tale of mismanagement) Church bookstore flops


Diocesan Synod Of Newfoundland (November 27, 1973)

Keeping the best of composure

Despite each revealing disclosure

The Diocesan Synod

In detail went in it

And emerged better for the exposure


From old age to lodges and schooling

The Synod came up with a ruling

The delegates tried

To sincerely decide

To quote one: “Our resources we’re pooling”


Discussion and healthy debating

To delegates was educating

The three-diocese bit

Almost caused them to split

Which many were anticipating


The Synod has earned an ovation

And everyone shares their elation

Their one hundred years

Of much effort and prayers

Warrants our congratulation.

Daily News Headline: (Gov’t loses first real test) Liberals easily win by-election


MacLean's Mistake (November 28, 1973)

What happened out in Hermitage? The PCs went kerplunk

It showed that the electorate at last has lots of spunk

Despite high pressure salesmanship, this time they did not buy

I volunteer the answer if perhaps you wonder why


The first conclusion I would reach if I would make so bold

MacLean killed P.C. chances, everything was oversold

When people are high pressured they’re inclined to back away

An educated vote, though not in academic way


‘Twas educated in the sense that people can perceive

The ruses used to win their vote, but being no more naive

They used with more intelligence their well earned right to vote

Something of which all politicians should take special note


For Meade’s sake, as a native, it’s too bad he didn’t win

But Simmons got his message through o’er the election din

A constant headline hitter through the years his name was known

And by the fanfare contrast made it almost on his own


Elections here in Newfoundland will never be the same

Since everybody knows the ropes, learned how to play the game

This could serve as a checkpoint for the Government at wheel

A little scratching of the head some answers should reveal.

Daily News Headline: (Here’s another shocker) Gasoline going to $1 a gallon?


Fuming Over Gas (November 29, 1973)

Are we worked up over nuttin’

Pressin’ on the panic button

Or is there a cause for genuine concern

Are we goin’ to scream and holler

That the gas may be a dollar

For every gallon we intend to burn


It could be a good suggestion

With so much traffic congestion

To resort to something that may be extreme

Much less driving’s a solution

To some of our air pollution

Other benefits much better than we dream


By curtailing needless driving

We’re subconsciously deriving

The advantage of good walking exercise

Not to mention the attraction

Of the bikes you’ll see in action

There’ll be lots in use next spring I would surmise.


And without exaggeration

I see City transportation

As the alternate we surely should explore

Watch the trend to small car driving

And the time is fast arriving

When a car may be a luxury once more

Daily News Headline: (“Incredible”, says Murphy ... Planner sees chaos) Council approves East Meadows hook-up


Safe Driving Week (November 30, 1973)

The message of Safe Driving Week

Is clear, with emphasis being placed

On extra hazards winter time

With which all drivers will be faced


The summer style of stop and go

No longer will the need suffice

For stopping distance, brake effect

Is relative to snow and ice.


The reduced visibility

Suggests allowance we should make

And for the sake of life and limb

Every precaution we should take.


Defensive driving is the key

And just to help us all survive

We’re coming into Christmas month

A caution: If you drink, don’t drive.

Daily News Headline: (Key to getting international flights?) $7,000,000 plan to boost airport

December 1973

Santa Claus Parade (December 3, 1973)

The Christmas mood has hit us

With the Santa Claus Parade

We so enjoyed the children

And the comments that they made

Looks of anticipation

As the first floats come in view

Made reading little faces

A revealing avenue


The clowns were quite delightful

In their antics passing by

But happy though their faces

Little ones were prone to cry

The adults were explaining

Each float as it passed by

And took turns helping children see

By lifting them up high


The characters from comics

A bright impression made

The age-old Christmas story

Was skillfully portrayed

The “Christ in Christmas” message

Was loud and clear we note

But Holy Mary chewing gum

Distracted from one float


The majorettes so pretty

Added so very much

In costumes colorful were they

They gave a special touch

To what we must acknowledge

Was an excellent parade

Jaycees on this one take a bow

For all the efforts made.

Daily News Headline: (Photos said to show) MAJOR OIL DISCOVERY


Our Flag? (December 4, 1973)

“Wots dis about a flag, old man

Whas matter with young Doyle

The poor man must be sick to rave like dat”

“I don’t know b’y but just the same

I often thought meself

It’s wrong for us to use the Union Jack”.


“Hold on now, don’t forget old man

We fought hard for the Crown

The British way of life we did defend”

“I know, I know, that’s not the point

We haven’t got a flag

It’s time we did and put this to an end.”


“All right, now there’s the other side

We’re not being asked a thing

Now that’s the kind of thing that makes me boil

I got ideas, so have you

And thousands more, I ‘llows

But no one gets a chance with young Tom Doyle”.


“Now look, it can’t be all his fault

Dey gives him tings to say

But like I said we got to pick a bone

With someone in the Government

That our two cents worth counts

It’s time we got a flag to call our own”.

Daily News Headline: (The Daily News asks) HOW CAN THEY DENY THIS?


Raffles and Kettles (December 5, 1973)

The raffles are started but gone is the magic

They once were a part of a shoppers delight

Busy as people dropped in for a warm up

Running through past the shop closing at night.


Turkeys one time were among the choice prizes

But they have been priced out of this bit of fun

The spinning of wheels is no longer that novel

But causes are good so the wheels are still spun.


It’s a diversion while doing your shopping

Always the chance that a prize you will get

It always has been a real part of our Christmas

Give it a try if you haven’t as yet.


On the good causes the Salvation Army

Every year hangs out its kettles for dough

Any donation they gratefully welcome

Good deeds you can do while you’re still on the go.

Daily News Headline: (Gas, oil could run short) Rationing a possibility


Untitled (December 6, 1973)

If you think that fuel’s a problem and concerned about the draft

There’s still another area where you will get the shaft

It’s turkey time, the season’s here, and what has come about

The turkeys 18-20 pounds are here, but not put out.


I checked with retail outlets and the wholesalers as well

The tale of Christmas turkeys they were not too prone to tell

But one wholesaler did admit the big ones were on hand

Why the birds were not released I’ll never understand.


He said the supermarket could pick up the larger bird.

But I suggest the attitude is totally absurd

In meat markets and stores small turkeys only will you find

A ruse to put up prices it appears to be designed.


I had some price projections but no one could say for sure

As much as a buck ten a pound and could be even more

I haven’t heard that turkeys were in any short supply

But holding off to jack up price? Why, oh why, oh why?


So many have deep freezes now it’s not as years before

The holding back of turkeys so that they can charge us more

Is proof again we get the dart whatever way we turn

The way we’re being exploited is enough to make us burn.

Daily News Headline: (Whiskey sour) (Can do little) (Lauds Shaheen) (A major find) (JRS vindicated) (Gas rollback) Come by Chance start-up problems?


Benny Cooper

The name of Benny Cooper is to businessmen well known

He visits stores and offices and gets by on his own

Despite his heavy handicap, and effort that it takes

He keeps his independence by the little bit he makes.


He’s scraping up each dollar now to open up a store

His mind is set on this for years but he can’t do much more

But scrimp and save and ask your help in any little way

A buck or two, that he may reach his goal of opening day.


Now here’s a man, in contrast to the good-for-nothing types

Who has afflictions by the gross, but never ever gripes

Were he a suave, conniving type, he’d be set up with ease

Through business or political contact, ‘twould be a breeze.


The candid facts of life today inequities will show,

For politicians, businessmen can make the money flow

In this case no publicity, no kickbacks, but you’ll find

Through helping someone help himself a special peace of mind.

Daily News Headline: (No need, justification for more increases) Oil price freeze extended


Paging Hon. Ank Murphy (December 10, 1973)

The energy crisis is now being flogged

So it’s time that a Minister’s memory was jogged

Mr. Murphy, you have a solution at hand

It the matter’s so grave, now’s the time for a stand.


Remember that bit of the clocks staying back

Now is the time, sir, to give it a whack

Swing back to daylight to give us that hour

That’s a good start on reduction of power.


Side effects too advantageous will be

Say offices closing at somewhere around three

A very short lunch, twenty minutes will do

Start seven-thirty and work the day through.


This big group of workers if you condescend

Could start by this action a new traffic trend

There’s be less congestion and traffic would flow

What say Mr. Murphy, huh, give it a go.


And Ank while you’re at it, and this is no but

The government fuel bill would really be cut

For the record we got no reduction in beer

As you promised, it’s now going up, did you hear?

Daily News Headline: MILLIONAIRE DOYLE JAILED (Awaiting bail decision) (Warrant issued for Vardy’s arrest)


Councillors' Pension

There has come to public attention

The matter of Councillors’ pension

It has merit no doubt

But it must be checked out

And some of the aspects we’ll mention.


It must take a proper direction

For example in a bye-election

Should we then expect

That the one we elect

Will have pension rights in this connection


Four years shouldn’t warrant at all

A pension paid from City Hall

Perhaps eight, maybe twelve

Into this we must delve

Lest we find it another pitfall


If it’s done as in time it may be

How about retroactivity

Will the job have much snow

How far back will it go

We’ll watch closely, so we’ll wait and see.

Daily News Headline: Living costs soar higher

Traffic Trauma (December 13, 1973)

The ambulance business is booming

So many are victims of traffic

A hospital visit enlightens

The whole situation is graphic


Carelessness always a factor

Ranks high with another one, speeding

Results of these two indiscretions

Some are killed, some left battered and bleeding


The slaughter in towns and on highways

Is reaching a frightening dimension

In some cases due quite directly

To not enough license suspension


But further than that there’s a cause

That contributes to this annihilation

People don’t know the rules of the road

We need more, more and more education.


Compulsory tests are essential

To assess every driver’s condition

On knowledge; his physical, mental alert

We must take a stronger position.


Soon there’ll be all kinds of parties

The blotters of booze will still drive

Some innocent one they encounter

May not be again seen alive.

Daily News Headline: (Dorothy may be awakening) TAX INCREASE INEVITABLE?


Weekend Memos (December 14, 1973)

I notice while people are shopping

That some of them look like they’re dropping

And there’s always the clown

Who’ll almost knock you down

In such hurry there’s no way of stopping


These balmy two weeks of December

Are ones we may well long remember

The snow stayed away

I heard so many say

“Nicer now that it was in September”


As Christmas draws every day nearer

The message is louder and clearer

Be it credit or cash

People go on a bash

This despite the fact everything’s dearer.


Boy this is really hard stuff

Things have been all bad enough

May nobody wish you

A shortage of tissue

The end result could be quite rough.

Daily News Headline: (St. John’s Airport) $6 million expansion now ... $20 million terminal in the cards


Thoughts On Terry Trainor (December 17, 1973)

We’re running true to form as Newfoundlanders

Knocking our own people every chance

The Terry Trainor case is a “for instance”

Of the way we kick a fellow in the pants.


Here’s a man who through the years was dedicated

To the cause of sports and youth activity

A tremendous organizer for the Island

Often at sacrifice to self and family.


For consistency he’s had my admiration

Though behind the scenes his work was mostly done

He fought for sports, with hockey as his forte

His principles are rated number one.


Then comes a chance to show appreciation

A Polish trip, and Trainor gets the nod

From Central Newfoundland adverse reaction

And jealousy confines him to the sod.


It isn’t that he’ll lose a trip to Poland

But it’s time that we grew up in heaven’s name

The knockers of the doers need stocktaking

The rule of life is: How you play the game.

Daily News Headline: ACCIDENT TOLL SHOCKING (Plane slams house, 8 die) (Two dead and 20 injured in weekend mishaps)


Self Preservation (December 18, 1973)

On traffic laws the emphasis needs changing

Street and highway carnage so dictate

Enforcement of our laws is first and foremost

The next step we insist is educate


Every day the hazards are increasing

Like people turning left into Parade

On one way streets going in wrong direction

It’s our fault too that these mistakes are made


Police just can’t be everywhere, we know it

Laws are made our persons to protect

It then behooves us to report law breakers

In hospital it’s too late in retrospect.


We must, just for our own self preservation

Get more involved, reporting what we see

Unless we do and help our law enforcers

Our names may make the week’s necrology


A thought that’s frightening but realistic

We have to face the problems of the day

Impaired, or other drivers, not roadworthy

Cause strife for oft which innocent must pay.

Daily News Headline: (Some policemen offering) Extra protection for $125 a month


Mommy's Helper (December 19, 1973)

Golly gee and man alive!

Shopping days are down to five.


Holy jumping jelly beans!

Hear those noisy cash machines.


Falling flakes of Christmas snow!

Boy the way these people go.


Reindeer peeping through the clouds

Never saw as big a crowd.


I like this, whee, errr, varooom!!

With all those people not much room.


One more try, beep beep beep wheee!

Hey mom, will you buy this for me.


“I’d like to dear, I’m broke right now

But Santa may do it somehow.”


“Let’s have your picture taken dear

Then you can whisper in his ear.”


I’ll sit up here with Santa Claus

My mom looks beat, she needs the pause.

Daily News Headline: (“There’s blood everywhere”) BOMBS in Britain


Untitled (December 20, 1973)

Snowflakes drifting lazily to earth

Playing games it seems with gravity

An air ballet of crystals undefiled

Symbolic of the Christ-Child purity.


Unique effect of ever-changing crochet

They make against a darkened background sky

Landing gingerly on ticklish noses

Or lashes that adorn the human eye.


One is so aware of silent softness

A hush as if we’re waiting to be told

A message of great event to happen

A story that we sense will soon unfold.


The story of God, who so loved his people

He chose in infancy the way of light

The gentle falling snow is a reminder

Covering the earth in blanket white.

Daily News Headline: (Despite threat of shortage) City extending water in bid for new areas

Christmas Surprise (December 21, 1973)

I grew quite straight and very tall

My figure’s good, not big, not small

My friends were close, sometimes entwined

But that’s the way it was designed

And then they came with shouts of glee

And caused me so much misery

They cut me down to size, that’s what

To me a very selfish plot

Then on my side they dragged me so

Across the river, through the snow

Then hoisted me upon a car

And took me very, very far

Then they untied me. I was miffed

Until I heard them say “Your gift-

The best one there we got for you”

Was how the conversation went

Some boys an afternoon had spent

To help a lady up in years

Who looked at me amid her tears

And said: “You’re all I have you see

You’ll be my special Christmas tree”.

Daily News Headline: (Collins defends against Mps) Trawler programs praised, blamed

Comment: The headline refers to Fisheries Minister Harold Collins, no relation.


Untitled (December 24, 1973)

May throughout this Christmas time

Your hearts be light and filled with fun

Love and joy and peace of mind

We wish to each and everyone.


May the message of the birth

Of Christ our Saviour be your guide

And special blessings upon those

Who beckon children to their side.


To tell the story of the Babe

The Jesus who in manger lay.

To young and old, a sincere wish

For all the best this Christmas Day.

Daily News Headline: (Here’s a Christmas gift!) Crude oil price doubled!!


Ho Ho The Snow (December 27, 1973)

Oh Mr. Weatherman, you’re neat

You gave us quite a Christmas treat

By giving us a little snow

For Santa Claus whose ho-ho-ho

Was heard around the world that night


To every little child’s delight

For all the boys and girls were good

And each one must have knocked on wood

To get that snow on Christmas Eve.


For everyone who does believe

In Santa, need no more pretend

You are a very special friend

And though ‘twas slippery for a while

The Moms and Dads were seen to smile

Faces took on a special glow

On Christmas Eve when they saw snow


It’s over now, Santa was here

With special Christmas Charm and cheer

Bringing surprises, games and toys

To very grateful girls and boys.

Daily News Headline: (The Arabs are at it again...) Another 10 cents on gas, heating oil (...and Venezuela follows suit)

Comment: The line breaks, though unusual, are as intended.

The Lull (December 28, 1973)

A slow unwinding now is taking place

A welcome change from the pre-Christmas pace

The day, anticipated, has arrived

Kiddies and parents both the day survived.


From observations that have come our way

The emphasis was on a family day

Quiet celebrating was the trend

With modest visitation friend to friend.


This bottom-of-the-business-barrel time

Is one for taking stock, and setting goals

For a little while we’re simply coasting

But New Year everything again soon rolls.

Daily News Headline: (Hey, motorists – here’s a gas-saver ...) Rip out the pollution-stopper! (There’s no Newfoundland law that says you’ve got to have one, anyway)


The Other People (December 29, 1973)

Throughout this happy season

Of many holidays

The most of us enjoy ourselves

In many different ways


We leave our work behind us

And have a jolly time

Oblivious of hospitals

And things like fire and crime


Yet there are many people

Who work through day and night

To help the sick, the aged, infirm

Or those in tragic plight.


Firemen, police and watchmen

Are ever on alert

Like medics and their varied help

Who aid the maimed and hurt


The ministers of gospel

The transportation men

Are people constantly at work

We think of now and then


Repairmen, many others

Our special plaudits earn

While most are celebrating

They work, and miss their turn.

Daily News Headline: (Key issue in 1974) Public control or forest chaos


Happy New Year (December 31, 1973)

It’s New Year’s Eve; the year fades out

The past we recollect

What questions do we ask ourselves

Of year in retrospect.


In things that happened us we know

That fate has played a role

In others though we recognize

We do have some control.


The coming year, just hours away

Invites us to renew

Our purposes in life, in days

When so much is askew.


The splendid thoughts at Christmas time

The merriment, the cheer

If followed through should make for all

The Happiest New Year.

Daily News Headline: (Corner Brook dropping tax on heating oil) But Dorothy has other ideas

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